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Living with Bad Girls

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Red Sonja, Vampirella, Pantha, and Lady Death: four of the deadliest women in comics. And now they live with Peter in his house? Let's hope Peter can survive the experience. Spidey harem. Spidey x Sonja x Vampi x Pantha x Lady Death x others.

Chapter 1: Hell on Earth (Literally)

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Chapter 1: Hell on Earth (Literally)

New York City is currently under attack by an army of demons! Gunshots are heard as various military forces are firing back at the demons trying to attack them all. This wasn't working as well as they had hoped as there were more demons arriving to attack them all.

A demon larger than the rest appeared and attacked the groups with fireballs thrown from it's hands. The soldiers jumped away to avoid the attack before the explosion sent them all down to the ground.

One soldier started to get back up when the large demon pinned him down to the ground. The demon roared before it tried to kill the man who was yelling for help and struggling to get free. Suddenly and object flew towards the large demon and rammed itself through it's torso and out it's end before flying back to the hand of a man as the demon fell on it's back dead.

"Begone demons of Hell for I Thor, son of Odin, shall smite you all. HAVE AT THEE!" said Thor as the combined groups of the Avengers, X-Men, Defenders, Fantastic Four, and the Midnight Sons all arrived to fight these demon invaders.

Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, Captain Marvel, Black Panther, Hulk, She-Hulk, Scarlet Witch, Quicksilver, Wolverine, Cyclops, Havok, Storm, Jean Grey, Colossus, Psylocke, Nightcrawler, Rogue, Luke Cage, Iron Fist, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Shang Chi, Human Torch, Invisible Woman, Thing, Mister Fantastic, Ghost Rider, Elsa Bloodstone, Blade, Daimon Hellstrom, and Doctor Strange all came in to fight against the demon army attacking their city.

The fight began with all the heroes spread out fighting the demons nearby and protect as many people there are. Cap helped a few people get to the subway area while Ghost Rider destroyed a few with a his Hellfire Chain.

Iron Man, Thor, Captain, and Storm began blasting at the demons in the air while Wolverine began slashing demons left and right on the ground. Elsa was shooting at every demon she saw while the Invisible Woman created a force field around a few heroes to protect them from an incoming attack before her brother could burn them all with fire.

"Keep it up everyone. Only a few more demons to go", Tony said as he blasted demons away from him and blasted a demon in the face to save Carol.

"There will likely be more demons that will arrive to destroy us", Blade said as he slashed a demon into pieces.

"I agree. We'll need to find the source of this attack and stop it at once", Thor said while smacking demons with his hammer Mjolnir.

"Strange can you locate where the source is coming from?" Steve asked as he threw his shield to knock a few demons into place for Jean Grey to smash them all with telepathy.

"I've already located it. There is a demon that is not from our universe that is causing all of this", Strange said after he conjured a spell to incinerate some demons. "He is nearby and seems powerful".

"Go find the portal and close it. We'll stay here and fight until you return", T'Challa said.

"Agreed", Strange said and nodded to acknowledge the suggestion before flying off.

"Has anyone seen where the Web-Head is?" Johnny Storm asked.

Soon enough, two web-lines pulled two demons back and away from Scarlet Witch only to be stomped on with their heads hitting the ground. This was the arrival of Peter Parker aka the Amazing Spider-Man. "Hey guys, sorry for being late. There were demons at an orphanage attacking the kids. Had to help them out", Peter said.

"It's fine and good job saving those kids", Steve said.

Peter joined the fight as he webbed up a few demons and launched them towards Thing. "Ben heads up!" Peter announced.

"It's clobberin time!" Ben said before rapid fire punching said demons into smashed prunes.


Elsewhere

In another area a demonic figure, with large horns, red skin, and muscular physique, watched the heroes fight the demon forces. "Those fools they have no idea what awaits them all", the demon said before he turned around. "I want you for to go deal with the heroes but leave them alive and brig them before me. I want them all to see their world destroyed and watch the horrors that will befall them as well".

The demon was looking at four women of different sizes with them all having glowing red eyes. One wore a red V-Sling bikini and had black hair, the other was Egyptian and wore panther print clothing (if you could call it that), the other was a redhead wearing a scale mail bikini, and the last one had white hair, eyes, and skin with black clothing (again if you can call it that). "Yes Lord Lucifer", the four women said before they left.

Lucifer smiled an evil smile before looking to an image of the Scarlet Witch. "Hmm, she seems quite powerful. I wonder..."


with everyone

Peter and the others managed to defeat the hordes of demons and took a moment to breathe for now. Soon enough Steve spoke to get everyone's attention. "Everyone, Strange has located where the portal is and has already begun working to close it but it won't close that fast without some time and patience", Steve said.

"Well that's some good news", Luke said.

"For now Ghost Rider, Elsa Bloodstone, Blade, and Daimon Hellstrom have gone off to aid him", Steve said. "We'll stay here and look for who's responsible".

"Good because I need someone else to stab", Logan said.

"Of course you do", Peter joked and got a pointed look from Logan. Peter's Spider Sense went off as a demon that wasn't dead attacked him. "Gah! Dammit, what is up with these things?!" The demon was punched hard by Peter who retaliated by picking up Peter and flying away as fast as it could. "Heeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

"Webs!" Luke and Danny shouted together.

"Finally some peace and quiet. I never thought the day would come", Logan joked.

"Logan", Ororo chided. Logan pouted and sighed.

"Fine, let's go find the idiot", Logan said.

"Not so fast!" a cold chilling voice called out. Everyone turned to see who spoke and saw the four women walking towards the heroes. "Your comrade is gone and we shall deal with you".

"Um who are you all exactly?" Tony asked.

"I am Red Sonja, She-Devil with a sword", said the redhead.

"I'm Vampirella and I will be feasting on your blood today", said the raven haired women wearing the red bikini.

"The name is Pantha. Remember that", said the Egyptian with the panther print bikini.

"And I am Lady Death. You all will feel my cold embrace", said the albino woman in black lingerie as she pulled out her sword with Sonja doing the same while Vampirella and Pantha extended their claws.

"Sorry but we won't be dying anytime soon", said Tony said. "Let's take the down". With that the legion of heroes charged at the four women.


with Peter

Peter was wrestling with the demon trying to kill him until he broke free of the demon's grasp and managed to kick the demon in the face ad began swinging off. The demon started to fly after Peter but Peter flipped onto the demon's back and webbed up it's eyes.

"Try flying without looking", Peter quipped as he leapt off of the demon. The demon ripped off the webbing on it's face only to see a wall and crashed into it before falling to the ground. Unfortunately for the demon, it fell on jagged debris and died.

Peter landed on the ground and looked at the demon. "Oh wow, I was not planning for that to happen. Ah well, gotta get back to the others and fast", Peter said before he took off running and began swinging back to the others. Peter got to where the others were after landing on a nearby roof and stumbled on a shocking sight. "What the hell, no pun intended?!"

Peter saw everyone defeated and unconscious with the four women standing over them. This shocked Peter as literally everyone was defeated, even the Hulk, Thor, and most of the X-Men's most powerful telepaths. Peter hid on the roof of the building to make sure no one saw.

"Great I get kidnapped by a demon and my allies are all defeated by four women. What do I do?" Peter asked to himself. He looked back the four and saw the redhead and instantly recognized her. "Wait a minute, is that Sonja? What is she doing here, I thought she was sent back to her time?"

Peter saw as the heroes were picked up by Lady Death who used what looked like magic to lift them and send them all into a portal. Peter saw what looked like a demon and heard the women talk with it. "Our job is done Lucifer. The heroes have been incapacitated", Vampirella said.

Lucifer looked at the group of heroes and smiled. "Good work ladies. Soon enough I will rule over this world", Lucifer said. Peter frowned as his spider sense went and realized that Lucifer was far stronger than he looked. "Go out and show that this world now belongs to Lucifer while I tend to our guests". With that Lucifer took the heroes and closed the portal while women began to run towards the city.

Peter saw all of this and kept his eye on Sonja. "She and the others must be on some form of mind control. All I have to do is free them", Peter said he began to move.


Lucifer's Lair

All the heroes were chained in an unknown area and saw that Lucifer was standing in front of them all as they started to regain consciousness. "Hello everyone, I assume you all are well rested", Lucifer said.

"Yeah, and now we wanna rip you to shreds bub", Logan growled.

"I don't think you'll have to power or time to do that", Lucifer smiled. "Allow me to tell you all who I am and why I'm here. I am Lucifer but from another reality and I have come here to make this Earth a paradise for demons".

"From another reality? So you were born in a different Hell?" Tony asked.

"Technically I was born in Heaven and was cast out but that's besides the point. I had been watching this world for the past few weeks now and plotted my way assault on your world", Lucifer said. "It wasn't easy and I will have to deal with this Doctor Strange after our talk but I will no doubt succeed in making this world mine".

"And those women worked for you as well?" Carol asked.

"Of course, well I had to convince them the hard way to accept my plans but I believe they are happy with what is happening. Especially Lady Death, we have so much history together that it feels like old times working together again", Lucifer said.

"It's one thing you attack our world, it's another that you're doing this those women", Thor said.

"It matters not. Soon enough, my beautiful ladies will be destroying all of your world's forces and you will be given a front row seat to watch your world die", Lucifer said.

"I wouldn't overestimate your chances of victory if I were you", Steve said. Lucifer looked at Steve as Steve spoke. "There is still one of us that your mind controlled allies forgot to find and that's Spider-Man. I have no doubt that he will succeed in stopping your plans".

"Hmm, I suppose you have a point but I wouldn't my breathe after all those women are dangerous and I'm sure a mere bug wouldn't stand against them", Lucifer said. "Now if you all will excuse me, I have something important to do. But before I go..." Lucifer grabbed Wanda and placed her over his shoulder. "Your power will be useful for my plans".

"Wanda!" said Pietro and several others as Lucifer left with Wanda who struggled to free herself.


New York

The four women began attacking small forces of armed police officers. All the officers were defeated and knocked to the floor with one man still conscious. "You were all fools to believe you would kill us all. Now you will pay the ultimate price", Pantha said as she morphed into a panther.

Pantha began to roar and growl before lunging at the man. Before she could attack him she was pinned down by webs. Vampirella and Lady Death were also webbed to the ground with Sonja being webbed and pulled upwards.

Sonja landed on top of a building. Where she quickly got back up and readied herself as Peter landed in front of her. "Easy Sonja, you're not in your right mind, let me help you", Peter said. Sonja didn't listen and began to attack him.

Peter was able to avoid Sonja's sword strikes and managed to kick her sword out of her hands. Sonja began to punch at Peter who countered her attacks and managed to web her arms together. Peter webbed her towards him and ready his right fist as she flew towards him.

"Sorry Sonja, please forgive me", Peter said as he punched Sonja hard and knocked her down. Peter ran up to her to check on her. "Sonja, speak to me. Are you okay?"

"Did you have to hit me that hard Spider?" Sonja asked as she started to open her eyes. The red in her eyes started to disappear and replaced with beautiful green eyes.

"Sorry but I had to do something to help you", Peter said. "So you do remember me?"

"Of course I remember you. We fought against Kulan Gath and that Venom creature", Sonja said as Peter helped her up to her feet.

"It's great to know you remember me. So what do you say to helping me save the world again?" Peter asked before his Spider Sense went off.

"It'd be an honor... assuming we survive long enough to do so", Sonja said as she and Peter were surrounded by Lady Death, Vampirella, and Pantha.

"You won't succeed at all", Lady Death said as she Vampirella, and Pantha attacked the two. The fight immediately started as Pantha and Vampirella attacked Peter while Sonja clashed swords with Lady Death.

"I take it they aren't your new friends huh?" Peter asked as he avoided their claws and managed to web up Pantha so he could deal with Vampirella.

"Of course not, although I technically worked with Vampirella and Pantha before. This one that I'm fighting, never met her before", Sonja said as she countered a sword slash with her own.

"Well you know the old saying: with friends like these who needs enemies", Peter said as he avoided a kick to the face. "Gotta say you have very and strong legs, how much do you work out?"

"Stop talking!" Vampirella yelled as she slashed at his chest. Pantha tore free of his webbing and transformed into a panther to attack Peter. Peter grabbed Vampirella by the leg and swung her into Pantha using his super strength. Both ladies were knocked out as a result.

Sonja continued to clash with Lady Death before Peter got involved as he began webbing up Lady Death's legs. Lady Death tried blasting him with magic but Peter jumped away to avoid it. Sonja took the moment to use the handle of her sword to strike Lady Death at the back of the head hard.

Lady Death fell to her knees before Sonja jumped up and kick Lady Death at the back of her head by using her heel. This really knocked her out Lady Death fell face first.

Peter walked up to where Sonja was . "Looks like we did it", Peter said as Vampirella and Pantha starting to get back up. "So are you two okay?"

"You swung my best friend into me and knocked us both out. Piss off", Pantha growled.

"Hey it was the only way to help you both. Also you tried to kill me. Don't blame me for getting mind controlled", Peter retorted. Pantha glared at him but Vampirella placed her hand on her shoulder.

"Pantha, that's enough, relax. Thanks for freeing us by the way", Vampirella said.

"No problem, sorry for what I did though", Peter said.

"You're not to blame for anything", Vampirella said as she walked up to Lady Death and kicked her in the face. "Get up bitch, you have some explaining to do". This act shocked Peter and Sonja. Lady Death regain consciousness and glared at Vampirella as she began to get up on her feet.

"Ah Vampirella, still a bitch as usual", Lady Death said. "Fine I'll talk. An old acquaintance turned enemy named Lucifer attacked me and placed me under mind under mind control before sending me to attack you all and bring you all before Lucifer for his plan to invade this world".

"Wait you worked with him before?"

"In another Hell, yes", Lady Death answered. "Afterwards I tried killing him multiple times but he's come back several times after that".

"Wait another Hell? You're all from another reality? Another Earth?" Peter asked.

"Yes Pantha, Lady Death, and I are from another Earth", Vampirella said. "Unfortunately our Earth is going to do die because someone decided not to end Lucifer for good".

"Like you could have done anything to stop him. You are just as pathetic Vampirella", Lady Death retorted.

"Fuck you bitch! All of this is your doing!" Vampirella snarled at her.

Magical energy started to build up around Lady Death's hands and eyes. "Yes, I am responsible for this and I'll be responsible for your death as well if you keep pushing me, whore".

"Ladies, that's enough!" Peter commanded drawing their attention. "I get it, you all have history with each other and I assume you hate each other with a burning passion. I get that. But my world is currently going to die, and I need all of you to help me. So can you please put your differences aside and help me save my world, please?"

Vampirella and Lady Death turned away from each other and pouted before answering. "Fine/Fine".

"Great, now then we need to rescue my allies. They'll help us take down Lucifer", Peter said.

"I can take us to where they are", Lady Death said as she made a portal to Lucifer's Lair and they all walked through it.

-Lucifer Lair-

Peter, Sonja, Vampirella, Pantha, and Lady Death all walked through the portal to see all the heroes still chained up. "Webs, thank goodness you're alright. I take it you freed them from mind control?" Tony asked.

"Yeah and he likes swinging people into others", Pantha said before scowling at him.

"Okay one of these days you're gonna have to get over that", Peter said before webbing up the chains and breaking them to free the heroes.

"Thanks Spider-Man. We have to get going soon, that Lucifer guy took Wanda with him. He's currently going to take on Strange and the others", Steve said.

"Then we need to go now", Peter said. Everyone agreed and left for the final battle.


Central Park

Lucifer stood over the bodies of Elsa Bloodstone, Blade, and Ghost Rider while he had Scarlet Witch trapped in an energy sphere. Doctor Strange was beaten and being held by his shirt by Lucifer himself who smiled. "How does it feel knowing that your will end that you are powerless to stop it, sorcerer?" Lucifer asked.

"You won't win, I'm not defeated yet", Strange said as he tried to conjure a spell only to be punched in the stomach. "AAARGH!"

"Strange please stop! It's hopeless" Wanda cried out in the sphere.

"HAHAHAHA! This is exactly what I wanted! You humans to realize your place at my feet and understand that this world now belongs to me!" Lucifer said as he dropped Strange on to the ground and opened the portal back up allowing his demon forces to pour out. Before the demons could attack the city, a good chunk was blasted by lightning courtesy of Storm, Thor, and Lady Death as they and the others ran towards Lucifer. "What? How?!"

"HEROES ASSEMBLE!" Peter yelled as everyone began to battle the demon army.

Lucifer glared that the heroes were here and attempted to end Strange by stomping on his head. Before Lucifer could kill Strange, Nightcrawler bamfed in and grabbed Strange before he bamfed away. "Noooo!" Lucifer yelled before he was blasted by Cyclops and Havok. Elsa, Blade, and Ghost Rider managed to regain consciousness and get away from Lucifer and aid the others.

"Lucifer, it's time you die once and for all", Lady Death said.

"I don't think so Lady Death", Lucifer said as he reached out towards Wanda and she screamed as he started to absorb some of her power. "With this power, I can easily best you". Lady Death attacked Lucifer with magic and it didn't phase him and he laughed at her.

He stopped laughing when she kicked him in the face, hard. Lucifer staggered a bit but regained his footing and punched Lady Death in the stomach as she charged at him. Lady Death got back to her feet and tried to slash him but Lucifer avoid the attack and tried to punch her again. She blocked the attack and managed to stab him in the hand before slashing out his right eye.

Lucifer was in pain but instead of getting getting angry he was... smiling. "Thanks to the witch's power I can enhance my own power. You won't be able to defeat me", Lucifer said.

"You should know me very well Lucifer. I don't give up at all", Lady Death said before charging at him.

Peter was fighting with Sonja as they were punching and slashing demons. "Just like old times huh Spider?"

"Yeah just like old times, only with more help", Peter said.

"Wait, you two know each other?" Logan asked as he slashed a few demons with claws.

"Yeah, we've met before. It's a long story", Peter said before he saw that Wanda was still trapped. "We need to save Wanda".

"Agreed", Strange said as he created a portal that leads to Wanda. Peter punched a few demons away before he jumped through the portal. He began falling until he was close enough and punched the energy sphere.

The energy sphere shattered and Peter was able to save Wanda. "Thank you Peter", Wanda said.

"Anytime", Peter said as he landed with Wanda in his hands.

Lucifer continued fighting Lady Death until she slashed him and he didn't heal. Lucifer saw Peter land holding Wanda and glared at Peter. "Insect, you are behind my plans failing!" Lucifer yelled.

"You're right, I am. Guilty is charged", Peter quipped as he allowed Wanda to stand on her feet. "Get going". Wanda nodded at him before turning to run towards the others.

"I WILL DESTROY YOU!" Lucifer yelled.

"Whatever", Peter quipped just to piss him off.

Lucifer charged at him and Peter webbed up his eyes before jumping over over Lucifer just as Lady charged at Lucifer and slashed at his legs. Peter web-zipped to kick Lucifer at the back of the head only to be swatted back. Peter was able to web himself to a poll and swing back to Lucifer and kicked him in the eye.

Lady Death blasted Lucifer with magic but Lucifer shot back by grabbing Lady Death by the neck. "Don't think that you or your new friends will win against me. I could easily end you just like how you tried to end me, Hope", Lucifer said.

"Hope is dead years ago. I'm Lady Death!" Lady Death said as kicked him in the face to free herself only to be backhanded.

Lady Death would have fallen on to the ground but Peter caught her in his arms. "There you go, gotcha", Peter said.

Lady Death scowled and got off of his arms. "I did't need your help arachnid".

"Yeah because you were doing so great on your own", Peter quipped getting her to glare at him. "How about putting aside your arrogance and just say thank you for once?" Lucifer was charging at them both and Peter fired taser webs into his eyes. "That's gotta hurt".

"Just stay out of my way", Lady Death said as she and Peter went to fight Lucifer.

"I know a spell that can end this and it's completely charged up and ready to go. I need you all to get out of the way before I use it", Strange said.

"Gotcha. Everybody clear out!" Tony yelled. Everyone heard and began moving out of the way as Strange blasted the portal with magic. Suddenly the portal grew larger for everyone to see and saw that there was another world set on fire.

"That's the world we came from", Vampirella said.

"A world destroyed by Lucifer", Pantha added.

"Then why'd he come here?" Scott asked.

"Because that Earth will soon be destroyed", Vampirella said.

Suddenly, all of the demons began to started levitating only to be sucked through the portal into the other Earth doomed to be destroyed. "NOOOOO!" Lucifer yelled as he saw this before he started to be sucked up himself. "I WILL NOT LOSE TO PETTY MORTALS!"

"You do know that not everyone here is human or are you that stupid?" Peter asked.

"IF I AM TO DIE THEN YOU WILL DIE WITH ME!" Lucifer said as he grabbed Lady Death's leg and tried to pull her with him.

"Let go of me!" Lady Death yelled as she held on to an object in the ground.

"Never!" Lucifer said.

"Hulk, I need you to throw me", Peter said.

Hulk looked at him and smiled. "Got it Bug Man". Hulk picked up Peter and Peter readied himself.

"Here we go! Fastball Special Spider-Hulk Version!" Peter said as Hulk launched him at Lucifer. Peter placed all of his power into his legs and kicked Lucifer in the head. Lucifer let go of Lady Death and flew through the portal. Lady Death couldn't hold on and let go but Peter grabbed her and attached himself to the ground.

Doctor Strange used his power to begin closing the portal. As it was closing, everyone saw Lucifer look up and scream as what looked like a giant asteroid crash in to him. Before they could see that, the portal closed. Peter and Lady Death got up and saw that Lucifer was gone forever.

"Will looks like we've won", Johnny said.

"Yeah but at the cost of them losing their world", Strange said.

"Don't feel sorry for us. This isn't the first time we've lost something", Lady Death said.

"We can help you if you'd like", Steve said.

"Appreciated but don't bother. I need to be alone", Lady Death said.

"As much as I hate to agree with her, we need to be alone as well", Vampirella said. With that Vampirella, Pantha, and Lady Death began to leave the heroes and Sonja.

"Man, wish we could help them", Tony said.

"Same but we can't help anyone who doesn't want it", Steve said.

The only person left was Sonja and she looked at the ground. "I have no where else to go. I am centuries away from my time and I have no idea what I should do", Sonja said.

"Why not stay with me?" Peter asked and Sonja's eyes widened. "We've met before and you know who I am underneath the mask. You can stay with me at least until I find a way to get you back home. So what do you say?"

At this Sonja smiled a little. "Alright, I'll be in your care", Sonja said. Just like that, a new beginning starts here.

Next time Sonja gets used to living with Peter.