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When the sound of the shower started, Kit jumped into action. Ming had thought himself funny by hiding all of Kit’s pajamas the other day. “I guess since you’re out of pajamas, P’Kit should sleep with me… naked,” Ming had said with a cheeky grin. Kit had managed to thwart Ming’s plan by pulling on Ming’s spare sweats that he’d left in Kit’s room, but Ming was pleased none the less.
Still, Kit had desired revenge, at the very least to discipline his wayward and far too bold boyfriend. Kit pulled open Ming’s underwear drawer, and began dumping the contents into a spare bag he had brought with him. Once emptied, Kit replaced the whole lot with as many pairs with silly and childish prints as he’d been able to get his hands on.
Emoji prints, child oriented cartoons, western cartoons, and even the odd pair that said “bootylicious” across the ass. One in particular that Kit had been on the fence about was one with an elephant face on the front with the crotch expanding into an elephant trunk.
“If I give him this one, will he get too cocky?” Kit pondered it for another moment before putting it back in his bag. “Ming doesn’t need that kind of encouragement.”
Just as Kit had finished with his prank, the sounds of the shower tapered off. Kit shoved his bags back to their spot on the floor and jumped back onto Ming’s bed. He picked up his notebook and schooled his face into one of nonchalance before the bathroom door opened.
Ming emerged in a small cloud of steam, holding his towel to his waist. Noticing nothing amiss, Ming went to his closet and drawers to pick his clothes. However, once he opened his underwear drawer, there was a pause. Kit looked over his notes, waiting to see Ming’s expression. However, instead of the expected cry of dismay, there was a sudden cry of delight.
“Oh my gosh! I’ve been meaning to get some of these!” Ming shouted. He proudly held aloft a pair of boxers with different sorts of pokeballs printed across it. “Oh! And there’s even a Doraemon one! Ooo! Bootylicious! Ai Yo will be so jealous if he sees me wearing that! He’s always known my ass is bigger than his.”
“Ai Ming!” Kit sat up. “What are you making so much noise for?”
“P’Kitkat! Look at my underwear! I’ve been wanting to wear these again for so long, but my parents kept saying it was too childish!” Ming ran up to Kit and kissed him soundly. Kit was easily caught up in the kiss and forgot to complain. “Thank you P’Kit… How did you know?!”
Kit rubbed his nose. “I… It suits your personality is all.”
Ming smiled and went back to digging through the drawer to see what else he could find and if it all suited his taste. Kit sighed and threw his notes to the side. His plan for pranking Ming had failed entirely.
“I should have known, he’s like a big kid as it is,” Kit muttered to himself.
Ming returned, having chosen to wear the pair that said Bootylicious with a t-shirt, and then slipped into bed next to Kit. “I can’t wait for tomorrow. I’m going to show all the guys my new underwear.”
Kit raised an eyebrow. “Is that a thing you Engineers do?”
“No!” Ming sat up, but he was still smiling. “I’m going to show them because you picked them for me! So definitely it must mean you like my a-”
Kit slapped his hand over Ming’s mouth. “If you tell your classmates that, you’re dead.”
Ming nodded, but his eyes were still smiling. Kit removed his hand and Ming moved to kiss him again. Kit sighed and moved to trace the skin under Ming’s shirt.
“If he’s going to be even more insufferable, then I’ll just have to get him out of these and replace his underwear with the normal ones,” Kit thought to himself as Ming deepened the kiss. “This nong is too much work.”