THE CHAOS [Gayhole Edition]

by lavenderfrost, read by lunchee (lunchee), RsCreighton

Summary:

In which Lav, Rose, & Lunchee take on the BLATANT ERASURE of non-UK English in the WordMasochist 2020 Challenge...

...by taking the piss out of UK English speakers from the 1920s and before. Somewhere out there, the ghost of John Keats is dehydrated af and can't figure out why.

Title:  The Chaos
Author:  Gerard Nolst Trenité
Reader:  lavenderfrost (featuring trolling/roasting from RSCreighton & lunchee)
Length:  01:12:35
Format:  mp3
Cover Artist:  lavenderfrost

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(Thank you Paraka!)

DISCLAIMER:
Any roasting and mockery in this poem is aimed squarely at 1 of 3 parties:
1. Me
2. The Author
3. Elitist native English speakers who lecture others about their dialects being wrong.
If none of these criteria apply to you, it is not about you. It is CERTAINLY not aimed at ESL speakers who are lovely and wonderful and brilliant for managing to tackle our MASSIVE FLAMING SHITSHOW of a language.

Also, idgaf how people pronounce Greek & Latin most of the time? I use the common pronunciations too. I'm just gonna call your ass out if you use mispronounced Greek while lecturing about what makes supposedly "proper" English.