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Donald: You know there's nothing more beautiful, than a child's wonder.
Dewey, coming up behind him: I just swallowed a beetle!
Donald: Annd I take that back.
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Owlson, filming a commercial for Dimes For Ducklings: What would you do, if there was a child right in front of you?
[Cut to Glomgold pushing a child out of the way and running past it]
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Louie, on the phone: Hey bro what d'you wanna eat?
Magica: The souls of the innocent!
Lena, lying facedown on the couch: A bagel
Magica: nO!
Lena: Two bagels
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Dewey, running and sliding into Launchpad's room: wAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!
Launchpad, falling out of the bed: [undecipherable tired noises]
Drake, sitting up: What the fuck man
Dewey: [Slow realization]
Dewey: [Bursts out laughing and leaves the room]
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Huey: Are you drinking Pep for breakfast?
Louie: Yeah what did you have for breakfast?
Huey, looking around nervously: ..,,Nothing-
Louie: Well I'm doing better than you
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Beakley: Honey, I don't want you hanging around Lena anymore.
Webby: Well why not?
Beakley, opening the fridge: I just get a weird-
Lena, in the fridge, eating a sandwich: Yeah, why not?
Beakley, quickly shutting the fridge: Aagh,, God,,, no-
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Gosalyn: Can you help me dad?
Drake, coming over to the table: Of course, honey!
Drake: [Looks at the math worksheet, seeing horrors that no child should ever have to solve]
[Cut to a few moments later, with a burning table and math worksheet]
Drake: It's not gonna hurt you anymore.
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Huey: Storytime! In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.
[Cut to everyone looking/pointing at Dewey]
Dewey: Really?
[Everyone laughs]
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Gyro: This is my intern Fenton -
[Cut to them sitting next to eachother]
Gyro: Write this shit down-
[Cut back]
Gyro, stumbling over his words a bit: He does all the work that I don't wanna do!
[Cut to Gyro throwing papers onto Fenton's desk]
Gyro, offscreen: Do it hetero
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Magica, disguised as a judge: What's the defendant's reasoning for murdering three people?
Starling: I mean well shit! I'm a Gemini!
Magica: I understand completely.
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Webby: Alright what did you all get for number 12?
Huey: I got 18
Louie: I got 9.5
Dewey: I got Abraham Lincoln,, for some reason- I don't-
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Gyro: Stop saying I look like Chicken Little. He's dumb, and he's a coward, and I am N O T a coward!
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Della: Hey everybody! Today my brother pushed me, so I am starting a Kickstarter to put him down.
Della: The benefits of killing him would be I would get pushed way less-
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Huey, talking to Dewey and Louie: wHEN WILL YOU LEARN? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?? THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!
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And the first chapter is complete! Hope you'll enjoy this chaos. We'll soon have a chapter titled, The McDuckelroys, featuring segments from MBMBaM as the triplets! Have a nice day, all!