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So, you’re a half-blood.
Stay away from Annabeth
‘Cause she is scary.
Demon birds attack.
Everyone run for cover!
…Who wants fried chicken?
Oooo, a manticore!
He has three thousand attack
Points! Was that poison?
The next person who
Says Pan is like a dodo
Bird will get slapped.
You’re not stealing things!
We are in a freaking war!
What is wrong with you?!
Hey! Where is Percy?!
Umm, sorry… who is Percy?
And, uhhh, who am I?
I guess there’s monsters
Who are trying to kill me?
Fun fact: I can’t die.
OH MY FREAKING GODS.
You just fired on New Rome!
Now we’re gonna die!
We are falling down.
The last words he needs to hear
From me: “I love you.”
Congratulations!
Your nose bleed woke up Gaea!
You won’t live this down.
I made several oaths
And I’ve already broken
All of them. Oh no.
Commodus is just
As handsome as I recalled.
Why’s he so awful?
It’s all fun and games
Until someone loses the
Son of Jupiter.
Explosion clean-up
at the Caldecott Tunnel!
Frank just got scorched.
I don’t think you knew
that Hermes is a minor
God of Poetry.
Anything would be
Easier than trying to
Beat big bad dad Zeus.
~~ Jercy Haikus ~~
Electrocution
Is what Jason Grace can do.
I love him so much.
Blond mixing with black
Blue eyes boring into green
They are def in love.
He’s a Sk8er Boi
And he’s also a huge dork
He spilled his drink.
His heart divided
Between Roman and Greek,
But not with Percy.
Two kisses, three, four
A flurry of butterflies
Happy together
Eye rolls from Jason
As Percy dives into the
Huge water fountain
Funny how clichés
Become reality when
You’re with your person.
Electrified love
Hurricane of emotions
“Jason can’t be dead.”
Temple Hill vacant
Percy refuses to accept
That his love is dead
Percy with Jason
Is the greatest ship ever.
FIGHT ME. I WILL WIN.