I Psychoanalyze The TDI Characters Through My Sherlock Holmes Self Insert

by ParalysisByAnalysis

Summary:

Sometimes you just have to write for the sake of writing, and sometimes you just have to write for the sake of going 'people think this is cringe, so I'm going to do it even more'.
Anyways, welcome to Camp Wawanakwa! If you don't know canon, it doesn't matter because we're throwing it out the window anyways! Meet Graham Yeakey; whose name is totally not a pun off of Sherlock Holmes.
(Graham means HOMES-(holmes)-tead, sure-lock, yeah-key? Come on guys this is elementary /j)
Follow Graham as he ever so helpfully narrates the wacky adventures of twenty-two teens fighting for a chance at one million dollars!

Chapter 1: Introduction: In Which We Meet Our Narrator

To Graham Yeakey, the twenty-two contestants standing amongst the cabins and trees of Camp Wawanakwa are open books. From the bricky to the all-overish, the balmy to the afternoonified, the bang-up to the gibfaced; they all told him more at a glance than most people knew after years of acquaintance. He was narrating in third person omniscient again, but what was he really, if not a third person omniscient?
No, that didn’t sound good. That had sounded much better before he had thought it out into his consciousness.