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Amity's cousin - on her mom's side - is a reincarnated human. A former microbiologist and a fan of the trope of characters reincarnating into stories they knew in their previous life.
… Now if only Riona knew the story she had clearly ended up in…
Like… Who's the main character supposed to be?
At least abomination slime is eerily familiar to her. In that classic Boiling Isles style of magical absurdity.
An exploration of Abomination magic.
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One Hell Of A Summer by apooltoshedmymemory
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), IT - Stephen King, The Goldfinch (2019)
16 Dec 2025
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Mike wheelers’ cousins come over for the summer and he realizes he’s been taking the special relationship he has with Will for granted.
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The Plight of Percy's Pencil (Alternatively Titled: How Fred and George Weasley Caused the Ministry's Downfall) by RobynOrBarnie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Dec 2025
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(AU: The second wizarding war was completely Fred and George's fault)
Percy Weasley was a fatheaded swot.
That was among one of the many things Fred and George Weasley were in agreement on.
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Love in the shell by JustATinySpider
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Dec 2025
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Lan Wangji and Lan Qiren have spent their lives protecting their precious pearl, Lan Wanyin. But the precious security they had is thrown off balance when Jiang Xichen meets the Lan omega and has every intention of stealing him from his shell.
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Just a fanfic that follows the relationship between Lan Wanyin and Jiang Xichen, how they meet, fall in love, get married, and have children, all while Jiang Xichen constantly has to deal with the hatred and anger of his in-laws.
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The Great Omegaverse Christmas Adventure by Thodeio
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band), ATEEZ (Band)
16 Dec 2025
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Changbin just stares at him as he’s laughing, neverending it would seem. Maybe he takes back what he thought about Minho being a great hyung.
“You’re telling me-” he laughs. “That you became an Idol-” another round of giggles, “on accident?” They lock eyes for a moment.
“I mean yeah,” Changbin offers and Minho throws his head back as he barks out yet another laugh.
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Changbin is an elf on a mission. He needs to bring halflings (half elves/half humans) back home to the North Pole to finish his elf training.
The only problem is that he accidentally has become a K-pop Idol. Oopsie…
He might need back-up from some friends back home aka. Crown Prince Minho.
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Dazai barges into the agency with one terrifying revelation: Crab Day has arrived.
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grand rings and flowery cups by sixtysuns
Fandoms: Black Clover - Tabata Yuki (Anime & Manga)
16 Dec 2025
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In light of recent events, this Parliament shall oversee the strategic marriage between Yami Sukehiro, Captain of the Black Bulls, and Fuegoleon Vermillion, Captain of the Crimson Lions. A formal notice shall be issued immediately to the parties involved. Any objection shall be regarded immediately as a failure in upholding the duties of a Magic Knight.
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how Yami and Fuegoleon are forced to get married, but as it turns out, things aren’t so bad.
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Upon the death of the Patriarch, Su Mu Yu shakes the martial arts world with a single declaration: Dark River is the reborn Wujian City. Instead of becoming the new Patriarch, Su Chang He finds himself named Sect Leader by Zhuo Yue An. Disciples, formerly assassins, bow before them. Soul Reaper's Hall is the Honored Elders Hall. All these things, Yue An insists without faltering or blinking, are now true.
Zhuo Yue An, formerly Su Mu Yu, does not lead Dark River to the Other Shore. Instead, he shoves the new Wujian City and all in it straight into the light, and to the utter bafflement and disbelief of others, it works.
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Back At Five Years Old by IwaizumiTohru
Fandoms: Boruto (Anime & Manga), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
16 Dec 2025
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After drinking a mysterious pink liquid, Boruto Uzumaki is turned into a five-year-old with no memory of the future.
His friends are completely unprepared to handle a preschooler—especially one as energetic and curious as Boruto.
Surprisingly, the person who steps in is the one who least should: Sasuke Uchiha.
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I Think He Wants to Be (Gentle With Me) by PapayaSkye for Kittcatness
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
16 Dec 2025
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For a moment Oscar thinks he's still asleep, staring groggily at a reflection that isn't quite right. It's almost the body he knows. All his moles still sit in the right spots, muscles built in all the right places.
What he doesn't recognize is the soft curve of breasts that now sit on his chest, the gentle swell of his hips, and a marked smoothness at the front of his boxers.
No.
He braves a look at his face and Christ, he looks like his sisters.
"What the FUCK?"
Or: Oscar gets hit with his first curse, and of course it's the ever so popular Gender Swap Special.
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Abel gulps down another bottle of a very popular brand of soft drink while self-shipping himself with a fictional character.
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Everyone deserves a happy ending, but not William Afton; he had hurt and destroyed too much. He should burn in Hell for all eternity—but at what point does punishment become the excuse for vengeance?
Perhaps all everyone needs is a second chance.
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- Part 1 of FNAF Always Comes Back
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Holiday Chaos: A Christmas Tale (As Told by Hank, Against His Will) by Seven_Knives
Fandoms: Grimm (TV)
16 Dec 2025
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Twas the night before Christmas,
and all through the precinct,
not a creature was stirring
except me, questioning all my life choices.I’m Detective Hank Griffin,
and I’m here to tell the tale.
Not because I want to..oh no...but apparently I’m the only adult left in this building.Nick: “HEY, I AM AN ADULT...”
Hank: No you’re not.
Nick: “WELL, I DIDN’T MEAN FOR THINGS TO GET… COMPLICATED!”
Hank: Exactly. THIS is why I need therapy.Anyway. This is the story of:
a supposedly simple undercover operation that went spectacularly sideways,
a certain detective who can’t keep his mouth shut when higher-ups are involved,
some holiday chaos that may or may not have been entirely preventable,
and two very stubborn men making everyone question how the department even survives.It’s a Christmas story.
A love story.
A cautionary tale.
And proof that calling in sick is sometimes the smartest choice.Nick: “HANK PLEASE DO NOT POST THIS...”
Hank: Oh, I’m posting it.
It’s my only compensation.Merry Christmas.
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Heir of the Hound by Supreme_king_Nero
Fandoms: ダンジョンに出会いを求めるのは間違っているだろうか | DanMachi | Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon? (Anime), Kingdom Hearts (Video Games)
16 Dec 2025
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"You... might just be special enough."
Those were the first words that strange man said to a young Bell Cranel, and it was those words that put Bell on the path to pursue all of his dreams, no matter how ridiculous, unreasonable, and downright stupid. And if anyone tried to stop him, Bell had another set of words from that strange man to count on:
"Dig in your heels, double down, apologize to no-one, do whatever you want, and, most importantly... be greedy!"
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I Reincarnated as a UA General Studies Student, So I Decided to Save the World From the Shadows While Practicing My Ominous Monologues in the Mirror. by Onnanoko09
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), 陰の実力者になりたくて！ | The Eminence in Shadow (Anime)
16 Dec 2025
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By day, you are a perfectly average student in UA High’s General Studies Department. You have average grades, an average face, and a quirk that nobody bothers to ask about. You are the quintessential background character, and that is exactly how you like it.
But by night, you are Eidolon, a terrifyingly powerful entity draped in darkness, manipulating events to prevent the catastrophic war that looms on the horizon. Armed with foreknowledge of the future and a power that defies physics, you crush villains and steer heroes toward a brighter path.
The world trembles at your name. Villains fear your silhouette. Izuku Midoriya is both terrified and awed by your cryptic wisdom.
If only they knew that your mysterious silence is just you frantically trying to remember the cool Latin phrase you looked up on Wikipedia, and that your heart rate isn't calm because of stoicism, but because you're internally screaming, "OH MY GOD, I JUST SPOKE TO DEKU!"
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Kiss Me Underneath The Mistletoe by cupofgojo, j0eC00L
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
16 Dec 2025
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“If you don't kiss him, you'll have bad luck for the rest of your life.” Kaminari says with a straight face. He holds Todoroki by his shoulders, his gaze never faltering.
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Kaminari convinces Todoroki that he has to kiss Bakugou or else he will be cursed with bad luck.
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Define: to fondle or caress your lover.Series
- Part 26 of Shrouds Siblings x Yuu fanfics
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Franco and Checo are in love, on the run from the Mexican Intelligence, and temporarily working for Fernando's shady business. And despite it all, everything is going well. Until hordes of acquaintances begin confessing their undying love for them, some for Checo and some for Franco. So naturally they travel the world fleeing their many suitors and try to get to the bottom of what on earth is going on.
Or, Checo pisses off Aphrodite and chaos ensues.
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it's a date by HamsterQinghua for NudgeYourHeart
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Dec 2025
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“Hello.”
Satoru immediately has to resist the urge to bash his head in. God, could he sound any more smarmy? Luckily, the other man doesn’t seem fazed by Satoru’s sleazy greeting.
“Hello,” he returns blandly. “Can I help you?”
Okay, so Satoru fumbled the first impression. But it was fine. Nothing he couldn’t recover from.
He brushes a hand through his hair in what he hopes is a suave move before flashing a grin at the other man. “Just wanted to make sure my son is in good hands for the afternoon.” He tips his sunglasses down—this is the bit where recognition hits. You’re Gojo!, he’ll soon hear with an incredulous gasp. The CEO of Infinity Inc.! Satoru won’t pretend he isn’t looking forward to it. Fame has its perks, after all.
“Ah, of course. I’ll need you to sign a waiver.”
The other man isn’t even looking at him any longer, instead ruffling through a few papers before attaching one to a clipboard. He hands Satoru the clipboard, along with a pen that has definitely been gnawed on a few times. Probably by different people. Satoru stares at the pen before staring at the employee again.
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or, Satoru visits his local trampoline park
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O, be some other name!
What's in a name? that which we call a rose
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Grantaire doesn’t know the guy’s name. Every interaction he has with him goes like, “Oh, hello there, my friend.” He reads the smudged writing on his palm. “Entomology.”
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