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Summary:

spider-man makes a tiktok. and then he makes an alt account.

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or spider-man as seen through his social media (possibly ft other vigilantes that dont have time for this theres an organized crime happening, content creators that don’t believe spidey is also a human, and internet freaking out).

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Chapter 1: chapter 1

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Spider-Man

@spidermanofficial


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 Caught in the web.

he/him

 

spidey

@spideysfakeaccount


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TW- sensitive content

  if you found this account,

no you didn’t | he/him

https://beacons.page/spideyy

 

SPIDER-MAN

TW List (Alt accounts)

Tiktok

Twitter

Instagram

Twitch

 

[ ID: Spider-man in his suit is holding the camera, its a sunny afternoon, he seems to be on top of a building.

“This is what I see when I swing”, he says. Closed captions appear as he speaks. Immediately the view is changed to see New York City from a skyscraper point of view. The camera jumps as Spider-man jumps and you can see the floor coming close fastly, a red arm appears and with a Twip! it shoots another web. As he goes up, you can hear a faint “HEY SPIDEY!” and Spider-man waves in a general direction. Spider-man goes another few buildings, the view is breathtaking. ]

@spidermanofficial

A few people asked about what it feels like swinging, hope this helps! 

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138721 comments

froggyhat

i would just splat to the floor out of fear 😭✋🏼

m.irrorri.m

its the ✨HEY SPIDEYYY✨ for me 

rimo43

 THOSE SIGHTS ARE DOPE

69coochieman

That's so cool

    ↪️ brooke_767

         replied to 69coochieman : sir your username-

lighthousesredope

that made me dizzy by proximity😔

vigilantesmybeloveds

THAT MADE ME SO JEALOUS IM SCREAMING

o.oop2

was someone going to tell me that spiderman had a tiktok or was i supposed to find myself- cause like-😀

5olace.camp10

Worst rollercoaster ever

funnynameinsert

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE CAMERA QUALITY ITS MORE STABLE THAN MY LIFE




[ ID: Spider-man, only his mask and a black hoodie with a non descriptive white background. A text reads on top “when you go out to fight violent people everyday for the last three years” and the movement from his mask indicates he’s mouthing the words in the audio. The camera goes around his head slowly. 

“I think this is affecting me mentally, like long term shit is gonna fuck with me,” reads the closed captions. ]

@spideysfakeaccount

haha chile um anyways- 

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ontiou

 sir are you ok? 😳

       ↪️spideysfakeaccount

         absolutely not, thanks for asking! 🤩

vepba7

eye- never thought about it that way- bestie-

tomatomuffin

the way my hand flew to my mouth when i realized who it was 

donkeybeloved

HES NOT WEARING HIS SUTISJASN THIS FEELS ILLEGAL TO SEE OH GOD 😭😭

sonicsleftnut420

IS THIS THE REAL SPIDEY????

        ↪️harrystylin_son

           Its probably just cosplay tbh, but its one of the best ive seen so far 

        ↪️boinklapel

           replied to harrystylin_son: watch this be the real spidey 🤡🤡



Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man  @SpiderMan

Just trying to make NYC safer. (I do whatever a spider can).

📍Queens | he/him.    🗓Joined June 2016

1 Following 16.7M Followers

 

spidey! @theunrealspider

can yall like stop attacking me please im so tired please let me have a break please

📍he/him.   🗓Joined February 2018

🔗https//:beacons.page/spideyy



Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man  @SpiderMan 5h

Whoever was that guy that gave me a pretzel: I love you.

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spidey! @theunrealspider   18h

pigeons fly in such inconvenient places like sir i'm trying to swing over here and you're in my way

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