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Sasha James created the chat.
Sasha James added Timothy Stoker, Martin Blackwood, Jonathan Sims and four others to the chat.
Sasha James named the chat “new age archive bitches”
Sasha James: welcome, esteemed mothers and fuckers of the archives
Martin Blackwood: hello! who all is here??
Jonathan Sims: Everyone from the archives. Well, the “new generation” as sasha has dubbed us.
Timothy Stoker: Wait wait wait EVERYONE? Encluding elias??????
Elias Bouchard has left the chat.
Melanie King: lol.
Melanie King: this is going to be a total shitshow isn’t it
Martin Blackwood: probably :’)
Jonathan Sims: Sasha, make me admin.
Sasha James has given Jonathan Sims Administrator Privileges.
Sasha James: not fair.
Martin Blackwood: f in chat for sasha.
Jonathan Sims: she’ll live
Alice Tonner: fucking brutal
Alice Tonner: ew wtf change my name.
Jonathan Sims has changed 7 nicknames
Jon: I didn’t make them anything special, but I doubt they’ll stay proper for long…
Tim: all too true.
Basira: I don’t want any part of whatever this disaster is. Why are we here anyways?
Sasha: well… michael kept mentioning how the older archive crew have a groupchat and I got a bit jealous %3
Daisy: That emoticon is easily the worst thing to come out of this chat.
Martin: well the thought is nice sasha. I for one am not excited to have my phone AND laptop giving me notifications 24/7…
Basira: spoken like a true avatar of the lonely.
Jon: I agree with Martin. This chat will no doubt be distracting, everyone get back to work.