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Bootwt dropped to their knees, bawling their eyes out.
"WHY ARE YUOU DOING THIS?!? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU??!" They yelled and Add to Bag laughed maniacally.
"Oh...you think this is bad? HAH! That's cute- THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM!" Suddebly, Add to Bag combusted into pure white light, leaving Bootwt blinded. They screamed in agony and clutched their eyes.
"GAH!!! YOU FUCKING HOMOPHOBE, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" They regain their vision and stare in horror at what USED to be Add to Bag.
"What...What the fuck are you??!?"
"I am...ADDING!" They roared, thunder thundering in the sky. Bootwt turned around and faced Shopify.
"YOU HAVE TO STOP THEM! YOU WERE SUPPOESED TO BE ALLY, SHOPIFY!" Shopify only threw their arms up in panic.
"I CANT DO ANYTHING, THEYRE OUT OF CONTROL!!!"
Suddenly, Ranboo appeared from nowhere, holding a cake.
"IM SORRY, THIS IS ALL MY FAULT-" Before he could finish, Bootwt slapped him.
"ITS NOT YOUR FAULT SWEETIE YOURE DOING AMAZING. Now Adding-"
"STOP!" Shopify yelled. "I...have a solution...You're not going to like it Bootwt..." They sighed.
"Shopify...? Shopify, what do you mean-"
"I'll have to destroy them..." Bootwt gasped.
"W-WHAT?!?? YOU CANT THEYRE CRUCIAL TO-"
"TO RECEIVE THE BELOVED LOCKET YES I KNOW! It will be only temporary-"
Adding cleared their throat.
"Um...Do you remember I'm here mortal?" They asked.
"This doesn't matter." Shopify pulled out a remote.
Bootwt threw themselves at Shopify but Ranboo stopped them.
"I'm sorry Bootwt. It was never meant to be."
"NO PLEASE DON-"
There was an explosion and Bootwt fell unconscious.
***
When they came to, the sky was jet black and in the was a blood red message.
'You broke me.
I'll be back soon.'
Bootwt sobbed when the suddenly felt a hand grasp their own. It was Ranboo.
"Ranboo why...why did you do this...?" They asked in shaky voice. Ranbo only sighed and shook his head.
"It was the only...D-Don't worry, Shopify is already working on
fixing it..."
They layed on the ground in silence in for what seemed like hours. Then, when all hope seemed lost, the sky started glitching, and finally came back to normal. A locket app layed on the beautiful sexy green grass.
It shined in the sun because it was metal or silver or whatever jewelry is made out of.
Bootwt picked it up and admired how it sparkled in the sun.
"It's...beautiful..." They said, tearing up.
Bootwt gently opened the locket revealing a single baked bean and gasped.
"This...this is the bean of 'łamania czwartej ściany'...no idea what that means but it sounds fucking exotic, sign me up!" They threw threw into their mouth and swallowed.
Bootwt was silent for a second before they fell to the ground clutching their head in pain. Ranboo ran up to them.
"Oh my golly gee! Are you OK??!" He asked and Bootwt suddenly shot up from the ground with a sparkle in their eyes.
"I...I know now..." They whispered.
"What?! You know hwta?!!"
"That...that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car! Please Ranboo, you have to consider this!" They yelled desperately but before Ranboo could ask, a deafening sound rang out as the fourth wall was shattered with an axe.
"WHAT IN THE GOSH DARN HECK??! IS THAT WELL KNOWN ACTOR JACK NICHOLSON??!?" Ranbkk asked frantically.
"NO, it is I, THE AUTHOR! And I ask that you kindly DONT MAKE REFERENCES TO MY PREVIOUS HYPERFIXATIONS YOU LITTLE SHI-"