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nico and will were hanging out doing all sorts of stupid and gay shit together. they were playing mario kart and a topic popped into wills mind
"yo dude did u heard abt the news?"
"what news?" nico said in a confused way
"chris pratt is gonna play mario in this animated movie" will laughed. nicos face grew tense but will cant tell why.
he figured he should crack a joke or some shit to make his bf feel better
"hes gonna so bad as mario. gods he needs to act italian. like imagine him saying shit like 'oui oui spagetti pasta' or some shit like that"
nico looks angrier his facw grew red and his eyebrows knit together "what ?" he said. "what the fuck did u just fucking say solace"
"umm dude i said its gonna be dumb like imagine him saying all that like. i cooka da spagett mama mia. like its so funny right" he said nonchalantly
"funny?!? what part of this is funny to you?!?" nico said. he looks so offended and triggered lol. his voice cracked a bit due to how angry he is rn
"the italian accent duh. like its so funny"
"nothing is funny about this, solace. racism isnt funny"
will scratched his head. theres no racism going on he was jst poking fun at italian accents
"man why are u so mad at me all of the sudden. are you italian or some shit and ur offended by my jokes?"
nico jst stared at him like hes a dumbass which ig he is lmao idk man its been 4 years since i read the pjo series i forgot what wills character is like
"YES IM FUCKING ITALIAN YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT" nico screamed so loud that he ear raped will. "omg dude my poor ears" will said as he covered his ears.
"also its not racist im pretty sure you cant be racist to italians like you guys arent opressed"
"yes we are!!! do you know abot the shit the mafia did??!?!? about how americans mock and ridicule us all the time on twitter dot com?! you shouldve seen some of the shit these people say to me, will. it makes me want to fucking kill myself" nico starts to cry like a little bitch. tears flood his eyes. he cant take the pressure.
"you wouldnt get it" he said after crying for like 5 minutes straight
"wouldnt get what?"
"being me. you dont know what it feels like to be an outcast. to be ridiculed just for being born in italy. every time people know that im italian they always ask me stuff ablut pastas and pizza and making fun of my accent. they dont see me as human. just a freak. a defecr. a weirdo. i dont fit in. i will never fit in. j am literally the joker"
"man tbh i dont think its that big of a deal"
nico glared at him like hes about to murder him
"what the FUCK"
"yeah like. its just a funny joke. you dont have to be so offended over it u fucking snowflake lmao"
and just like that the ground begans to shake and skeletons and shit started coming from bellow and the whole room is filled with zombies and skeletons and other edgy stuff
"lmao" will said
"WOW SOLACE IM SO FUCKING FLATTERED I NEVER THOUGHT THAT MY OWN BF WOULD MAKE FUN OF ME FOR WHO I AM I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT BUT TURNS OUT UR JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELESE" he said doing whatever weird hades power shit that he has
skeletons began grabbing will. punching him and kicking him and beating his ass
"WHO CARES" he said
"I DOM DONT YOU CARE ABOUT ME??? YOU SAID U LOVED ME. OR DO U HATE ME NOW THAT U KNOW IM FROM ITALY??" nico yelled.
the skeletons continue to beat the shit out of will
"you woukdnt get it. no one does. i am a freak of nature. no one understands me..." nico starts crying again
"no one cares, luigi"
"SHUT UP"
the skeletons started kicking him harder
will is almost dead now due to how hard this one skeleton is kicking him in the balls rn
"any last words, solace?"
will coughed blood. he can barely say anything anymore
"...i"
"whats that? gonna say ur sorry now?"
"i cooka da pasta"
nicos eyes turned red and the ground bellow starts shaking
will knew he fucked up but he doesnt gaf because he is white and cis and he also thinks its funny which is true. it is kinda funny
will is literally on the verge of death and he needs to conjure up a sentence . the last gift that he will be giving to this world. he muster up the power to speak and opened his mouth:
"mama mia"