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Medical Britcom x reader one-shot

Summary:

just various medical scenarios happening via an x reader perspective

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POV: 

You’re in a hospital bed, for some unknown reason.

A nurse with light brown pigtails is complaining to a doctor with an orange trihawk about paperwork, he’s whining a lot, it’s Nurse Rick

“Oh hello, I’ll be looking after you today, what has Dr Vyvyan said to you?”

“I see, I see, well, If you need anything, just ring my bell, hahaha like that song, you can ring my bell, anyway, I’ll go get the medication for you, now you must take it all, understood!  If you need to take it a certain way, let me know”

Later on, you overhear him say “But Vyvyan not everyone can take pills, do you think I can just throw it into a blender, it doesn’t always work like that!” 

As the day goes on, you feel a bit achy, then a curly-haired nurse walks by, he appears quite stern, it’s Nurse Alan, the chiropractor 

“Evening, what do you want?” 

“Your back’s a bit achy huh, probably all that time curled up like a hedgehog playing computer games, hang on, I’ll straighten out the pillow for you, *moves the pillow* and *delicately rubs your back*   “Now don’t slouch, your not a slug!”  your welcome,” he then walks off 

Later on, you feel a bit bored, when you see an eccentric ginger-haired nurse enter the room, 

“HELLO, is someone feeling a bit bored?  Well, I know the cure for that, ART THREAPY!”

“Would you like a sketchbook? Or maybe we can paint, well if your doctor allows it, we can make a rainbow, or an amazing illustration, it’s up to you, I’ll get a towel so it doesn’t stain” 

You ended up drawing with Nurse Fred, it’s a lot of fun, you enjoy it and then watch tv in the meantime

Another nurse arrives to check your blood pressure and take you for an x-ray, it’s Rest Home, Ricky, as he wheels you to the x-ray room, he sings show tunes to you, it’s delightful, the blood pressure results are positive.

It isn’t too serious thankfully, but you’re finding it hard to relax, stomach issues are lurking.

As the sky turns dark, the night nurse arrives to see how you're doing, he has semi-short shaggy blonde hair and it is a bit clumsy but he’s caring and he’s wondering what’s going on

“Your stomach’s sore!?”, “was it something you ate or is it a shit problem?” “no worries, leave it to me, I’ll sort it out” he then arrives back with some medicine and a heating pad, he places it on your stomach as he pulls the covers over you,  “now! Don’t forget to ring this bell if you need me, sweet dreams, I’ll check up on you in the morning” he then smiles as he walks off.