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> ... and also, you've started reusing old text again. Kudos to you for almost making it six chapters without using the copy/paste button!

The way you described Luo Binghe reacting to AU!Shen Qingqiu is almost exactly the same as the way you described the wife of the Pale Moon Arc, Chapter 3425 to be specific. Is it really that hard to come up with another turn of phrase, or are you just that lazy?

And furthermore... (Read More)

>> O.o what if its deliberate tho...

>> "...the same as the way you described the wife..." Uhhh Airplane? That was an accident, right? Airplane??

 

(or, several weeks after Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky had posted what he swore was the last chapter of Proud Immortal Demon Way, a new chapter was uploaded to the site.)

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Chapter 1

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Chapter Text

 

[Zhongdian] Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky posted a new chapter of Proud Immortal Demon Way (19292320 words)

Chapter 6667 (5320 words)

by Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky

 


 

Luo Binghe fingered his sword. These mentions of strange portals appearing were worrisome. So far nobody had gotten lost in them, but every moment could be the first. Xin Mo was living proof of the danger portals could pose in the right hands and he did not like the idea of any enemies of his getting their hands on a way to make them.

"Worry not," he ensured Wei Anyue with a charming smile. "This Lord will look into the matter."

Though his wife lost her anxious posture, she still carried some tension in her shoulders. Luckily he knew very well how to deal with that.  


> Hey Airplane. What the fuck.

> I honestly thought we were finally released from this awful story. I can't believe you are not even going to attempt to explain how Binghe averted his fate described in Chapter 6666 -- this does not bode well for any hope I might have that you will take this opportunity to wrap up some of those countless loose plot threads, or dropped characters, or conflicting worldbuilding, or anything of value at all. 

"Somehow, Binghe survived." You could have replaced your 'explanation' with that and nothing would have been lost. Unbelievable.

Point two. You completely forgot... (Read More)

>> "I honestly thought we were finally released from this awful story."  Hey, Cucumber guy? You know you don't have to read this? Nothing is forcing you lmao

>>> lol you must be new here

>>> He does this every single time. Just ignore him.

>>>> not gonna lie tho, his reviews are sometimes the funniest part of new chapters

 



Luo Binghe froze at the touch of his Shizun's hand on his back. 

His instinct demanded he throw this man off him, to take out this terrible threat, but he couldn't move. And yet, instead of the expected pain, the man's touch was light, obviously taking great care not to aggravate his wounds. 

A warm and continuous stream of spiritual energy suffused his body, spreading out from where the man's hand had started to unconsciously rub up and down, almost as if attempting to soothe him.

What on earth was going on?


> oh shit. OH SHIT.

> !!!! SQQ is back! That fuxking bastard! Now Bing-ge will be anle to castrate him as he was meant to, that fucker. Cant believe je is trying to get out of his deserved punishmebt by pretending to be nice. Its not gonna work.

> O.O

> Unbelievably enough, you managed to scrunch up an interesting semi-original plot. I am cautiously optimistic as to the upcoming chapters. If you don't devolve into your usual dribble, this could actually form into one of the better Arcs -- not that that is saying much. 

Now, this Shen Qingqiu is obviously separate from the one we know. The Original Goods would not have been able to hide the caution, even if the hatred could somehow be disguised. I propose he is actually connected to a dropped plot point from Chapter 6325, where Binghe ripped an arm off someone who looked like... (Read More)

>> "I am cautiously optimistic as to the upcoming chapters." cucumber, i don't think you've been optimistic a single day in your life.

 



Luo Binghe's eyes gleamed. He wondered, this man was so different, what he'd do if he -- 

"... Shizun?"

This man, this almost-Shen Qingqiu, did not become furious at Luo Binghe's audacity to call for him. Instead, his demeanour softened even further, tilting his head slightly and gazing at him with warm eyes. The man gave a questioning hum. 

He looked as if he were willing to bow to any of Luo Binghe's whims. As if he adored him so much he was willing to mould himself in any shape that Luo Binghe wished he would take. Like he cared

Luo Binghe had to look away from the sight -- it was like he was staring at the sun itself. 

“It’s nothing. I only wanted to... try calling you.”

 

> Holy shit Liu Qingge. Holy shit. 

>> finally my lqg/lbh fic can become canon!!

>>> I don't think that's the way the wind is blowing, but good for you

> ... and also, you've started reusing old text again. Kudos to you for almost making it six chapters without using the copy/paste button!

The way you described Luo Binghe reacting to AU!Shen Qingqiu is almost exactly the same as the way you described his reaction to the wife of the Pale Moon Arc, Chapter 3425 to be specific. Is it really that hard to come up with another turn of phrase, or are you just that lazy? 

And furthermore... (Read More)

>> O.o what if its deliberate tho...

>> "...the same as the way you described the wife..."  Uhhh Airplane? That was an accident, right? Airplane??

>>> Oh come on you bl shippers will really read into anything. Luo Binghe is straight, Shen Qingqiu was straight, and this one will be too. Get a grip on reality, you freaks

>>>> we are still interpreting this as a platonic sleepover then? they are literally sleeping in the same bed, embraced, and this was clearly a habit for au!sqq and au!lbh. grow up and see the rainbow, y'all!

 



Luo Binghe made his way through Shen Qingqiu's chaotic mind. His dreams were almost as convoluted and twisty as the man itself was, making strange connections between seemingly unrelated events without any clear thread to follow. 

One thing was clear though: Luo Binghe's counterpart always featured front and centre in the man's mind. 

Though Luo Binghe meant to examine the differences between past events, he found himself caught up in watching his other-self. He was a pitiful thing, Luo Binghe decided. Crying at the slightest whim, always bowing to his Shizun's demands, did he even have a spine?

Luo Binge thought he understood now. The reason why this Shen Qingqiu wasn't constantly being taken advantage of by this imposter, was because this Binghe was just as weak as his Shizun. Because they were both so willing to be what the other needed, in the end, neither was misused or sucked dry. Or perhaps both were, Binghe didn't know.  


> Petition to call this arc Luo Bing-ge vs. Luo Bing-mei! 

>> Seconded

>>> thirded!

> Everyone who is saying how OOC this is for Binghe, shut up. We can clearly see these softer traits in him during the earlier Disciple Arc, most exemplified , here and here

It is perfectly reasonable to assume that through a lack of trauma, or perhaps a different combination of it, he would continue to exhibit these traits into adulthood. It does not make him any lesser than the Luo Binghe we all know, and I will fight... (Read More)

>> this binghe is kinda pathetic tho. useless crybaby. 

>>> Okay, first of all, that is a stupid and shortsighted assumption, and you are clearly wrong. It was made apparent by the reaction of AU!Shen Qingqiu that not only are those tears used as a subtle manipulation, but they are also both aware of it to the point it instead becomes a method of communicating their desires, and... (Read More)

>>>> lmao we got another one for the 'cucumber-guy crushing on lbh for 10 hours compilation' y'all

 


 

Luo Binghe collapsed to the ground after many days of endlessly throwing his energy at the barrier, his muscles aching in a way they hadn't in... years, probably. Still, there was not even a single scratch to show for his efforts. 

For one brief moment, he fell into despair. He wanted, no, he had to get back there. Back to that Shizun's gentle hands, his kind eyes and his patient demeanour. Back to the Shizun that actually had a heart, one that had somehow, miraculously made room for a pathetic interpretation of him. 

He wanted to have a place in his heart in a way he hadn't wanted anything, ever. And yet, for all his fury and rage and despair, the barrier had not budged even a little bit. 

He refused to admit he could have been bested. He would tear his palace apart, clean out his treasury, interrogate his countless subjects. There must be a way back, he simply hadn't found it yet. 

And then, if this world somehow, impossibly stayed out of his reach -- no matter how much he refused to accept the very notion -- surely there were other worlds out there than just the two he had seen? And that kind Shizun of his, was he the exception that proved the rule, or perhaps...

Luo Binghe looked at the night sky, the shining moon filling his eyes with a cold light. A cold breeze ruffled his hair. 

"Shizun..." Luo Binghe said softly. "If there is any world out there where you have room for me... I will find it, even if it's the last thing I do."


> ouch that one hurt >.<

> So we all agree that sounds incredibly gay, right? Right? It's not just me?

>> The other LBH and SQQ were basically married. They kissed. I think the notion of this being anywhere close to straight went out the window many chapters ago. 

>>> okay but mybe thatwas just the alternte version! i refuse to bellieve my husband is gay!!

>>>> 'your husband' is literally just a bunch of words on a screen. also, bi people exist. 

> Hey off topic, but has anyone heard of that Cucumber guy lately? I haven't seen him for a while, and he would probably be all over this if he was still around, right?

>> Yeah, me neither. He's not replying to any DM's either

>>> I hope that guy is alright, wherever he is. He was an ass, but a funny one

>>>> maybe he's homophobic and stopped reading?

>>>>> ehh that guy? you couldn't tear him away from his crush on binghe if you paid him. nah, he probably just doesn't have a lot of free time. maybe he got a boyfriend or something lmao

>> Maybe he got kidnapped by Luo Binghe because he bears similarity to that kind Shizun of his!!! They went and got married uwu

>>> I think you've been reading too many transmigration novels lol

 

Notes:

not depicted: when lbg kisses sqq, this is the comment section

gay gay homosexual gay

Did SY die and transmigrate? Did LBG waltz in and kidnap him? Did he come willingly? As long as I don't write more, both all and none are true. Just imagine what you like best :)