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>"Ugh! That is it!"
>you hear a fist slam down on a table in the other room
>there's a rattle of empty soda cans and the clatter of old plates
>"Stupid fucking yeens! Dumb slut horses! Goddamn fucking dirty whores!"
>you sigh and set down your novel
>looks like you had to calm her down again
>you crack open the door into your roommate's room
>you hadn't seen the bunny in forty-eight hours, she never leaves
>but you had heard her plenty in all that time
>a beam of light cut through the blacked out room
>she hisses in shock as she turns about and is met by the light of the hall
>her eyes, wringed in sleep-deprived purple, narrow as they struggle to adjust from the glow of the computer screen
>"Anon!"
>you step into the room, flicking on the light to dispel the gloom
>"It's not fair Anon! Look at them! Those stupid bitches showing off their humie boyfriends!"
>she spins about in her chair and jabs an accusatory finger at the screen as you approach her
>"Just cause I'm not a seven foot tall yeen with a stupid fake cock! Humies should be with buns! I'm really gonna do it this time!"
>she's on that website again, even though all it does is send her into fits of rage
>you sigh and lean over top of her, putting your hand over hers to take control of the mouse
>"A-A-Anon!"
>she stutters, staring at your hand
>you just move the mouse to the top of the screen, and close down the internet
>"Hey! I wasn't done with that! I had to show those bitches that bunnies can get human boyfriends too!"
>with a sigh, you step back and look around the room
>it really is a sty
>how can she afford her half of the rent when all she does is sit around and yell at strangers on the internet all day?
"You really need to take a break, Minn. Have you ever tried going out and talking to a human boy? Or anyone? Or maybe just...being outside your room for a little while?"
>Minn lets her head slump down on her desk
>she whines
>"But outside suuuucks Anon!"
>she thumps her head against the desk again
>"Everyone out there is so mean, and no one wants to talk about video games or human/bunny compatibility or anything!"
>you cross your arms
"Meaner than those girls you're angry about on the internet?"
>"That's different! They're shitting up the thread with their dumb fucking yeen-posting this and winking-pussy that!"
>Minn slams her fist down on her computer desk and goes to pull up that website again
>you step around her chair and rest a finger against the power button on her oversized computer tower
"Minn. I will do it."
>"Wait! Anon waitwaitwait! Just one post! I gotta prove that bunnies can get human boys too!"
>she types frantically, glancing between you and the screen, before freezing
>"Wait a minute! Oh my god! Anon, you're a human boy!"
>you roll your eyes
"Gee, thanks for noticing."
>she picks up her phone, frantically trying to unlock it
>"Please Anon! Just let me take a few pictures with you so I can show those hyenas and I promise I'll stop! For at least the rest of the day!"
>you stare at her
"The week. And you clean up your room."
>"Deal!"
>Minn hops up, standing on her chair
>holy shit she's not wearing pants
>try not to stare
>Minn puts her arm around your shoulders and holds up her phone for a selfie
>"Okay Anon! Smile like we're in love, okay?"
>before you can even look at the camera she takes several photos
>then frowns when she looks at them
>"We don't look in love enough. Here, let me take one kissing you."
>what
"Hang on Minn, I don't--"
>Minn mashes her face against yours, taking the opportunity to push her tongue into your open mouth and make out with you sloppily
>all the while she keeps the camera clicking
>you're left dazed, bunny saliva trailing down your chin, when she finally pulls back
>"Those are awesome Anon! That'll really show those dumb sluts. Here, I have another idea!"
>she grabs a fistful of your hair, dragging your head down as she runs her tongue over your face
>"There! Now look all dazed like I just fucked you silly."
"Uh?"
>she take a few photos as you work on processing what's going on
>she still doesn't seem satisfied
>"The angle isn’t right. A good human boyfriend would be on his knees for the perfect bunny girlfriend, right?"
>you don't know about that one, but Minn is already forcing you down by the grip on your hair
>how is a bunny half your size still so strong
>"Here, just on your knees. A couple more photos and then I'm done, promise! I can't wait to show my parents I have a boyfriend..."
>did she say parents?
>Minn keeps pushing, but dropping to your knees just to prove a point was going a little far
>even for a pushover like you
"Minn what the fuck?"
>she stops pushing your head down
>"What's wrong Anon? We're almost done. Come on, we had a deal!"
>she suddenly gasps as she looks you up and down
>"Oh! Oh my god! You have a boner!"
>when did that get there?
>you are hard as a rock right now
>"Fuck yes! I gave a human a boner! I did it! Bunnies ARE the best! Fuck yeah!"
>she pumps her fists
>"Take that you stupid fucking sluts! I did it!"
>she spends a little bit of time in exultation before she stops again
>"Oh fuck, you have a boner. Fuck! Do you like me? Do you want me? Shit what do I do? I've never done this before. Anon, are we married now?"
>she is a total virgin, but at least she's on the backfoot now and you have a little space to breath and collect yourself
"We aren't married, Minn. We just made out a little bit. We could keep going if you want, but no more pictures, alright?"
>she looks at you with eyes like dinner plates
"And no more yelling about other species. The neighbors have complained."
>Minn drops down into her chair and lets out a jittery giggle
>"Holy fuck me and my human roommate are gonna fuck this is like all my hentai doujins."
>you think she might be having an actual meltdown
>"Anon what do I do? How do we start again? Do I just grab it? Anon please, do I grab it?"
>it's kind of cute how desperate she is
"It's okay Minn, take a deep breath. What do you WANT to do?"
>Minn follows your advice and takes a deep breath
>"What do I want? Um, I want to uh..."
>she tugs at an ear in thought
>"Oh! Can we do like--like the photos I was gonna take, only no photos? So you can be on your knees for me?"
>it's a start
>you drop down to your knees at the side of her chair
>you see Minn chewing her lip as she looks down at you
>"Then you could maybe uh, kiss my feet a little?"
>she extends one of her legs out to you, flexing her fluffy looking toes
>you hold on to her calf with one hand, and lean in to start planting small kisses on the fur pads of her footpaw
>she giggles and her breath hitches
>"Ooh just like that my cute little humie~"
>you roll your eyes but continue to shower her with affection
>until you hear the telltale click of a phone camera going off
>your eyes snap up
>Minn gives you a guilty grin
>"These ones are just for me. Promise."
>you huff around the toe currently pressed against your lips
>but you keep going, running your tongue over the top of her foot, and then kissing up the inside of her calf
>you hear a mixture of giggles and soft moans intermingled with snapshots being taken
>if you find your face on some kind of weird species based porn site, you're going to throw her computer through the window
>you trace kisses along Minn's inner thigh
>a thigh bigger than your head, thick with muscle and extra fat
>"You like my legs? My big strong legs? Bigger than any other girls?"
>she is really putting on a voice for this
>but it makes her happy
"They're amazing Minn."
>her fur gets matted and slick as you continue working toward her slit
>it smells of musk and sweat
>Minn's been looking at more than just imageboards in her room
>her other leg wraps around the back of your head as she crosses it over her lap
>you're trapped now
>"This is a dream come true."
>Minn has finally dropped her phone, now focused entirely on you
>she tightens the leglock, pressing your face into her lap
>you do what comes natural, running your tongue over her vulva
>Minn squeaks and squeezes you tight
>you keep eating her out, exploring her folds with your tongue
>she may well pop your head off with her thighs as her breath hitches higher and higher
>finally your efforts are rewarded with a flood of femcum as Minn doubles over and spasms in climax
>her thighs finally cut off blood pressure, and the world starts to swim
>any attempts to warn her are lost in her orgasm
>you feel yourself slipping into unconsciousness when Minn finally releases you
>you topple back onto the floor, your head landing conveniently on a pile of her dirty laundry
>"That was amazing Anon. Better than the hentai..."
>you suck air, arguing how worth it would be to die in those bunny thighs
>definitely worth it
>"Anon? Anon?! Holy shit did I kill you? Oh shit they never warned me about this! Fuck!"
>silly bun
>she better clean her fucking room