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Ugo : I accidentally indulged in too much 'Me Time'
Ugo : Turns out, I've been reported missing for six months and presumed dead by most locals and national authorities.
Namadia : You say 'please' and 'thank you' in front of your younger siblings all the time and they never repeat it.
Namadia : But when you say 'Fuck' ONCE-
Sam : I was so angry at everything when I was 13, and I was right.
Laurent : I fucked up.
Claude : We. We fucked up.
Clémence, about l'île des bannis : We call that a traumatic event.
Clémence, turning to Clémentine : Not a 'bruh moment'
Clémence, turning to Candice : Not a 'major L'
Clémence, turning to Ugo : And definitely not an 'OOF lmao'
Loïc : My middle name is Danger.
Jade, booping him on the nose : That's a lie, your middle name is cutie pie.
Claude : You're the only woman I know who can actually take delicious lemonade and turn it into lemons.
Coumba : Sugar is bad for you.
Teheiura : If you wake up much earlier than normal, you feel secret emotions.
Phil : One time I just woke up at 7am and stared at the sunrise for an hour. Don't know what emotions those were but they sure were a lot.
Laurent : If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them.
Maxime : I'm hardcore, made of steel, and haven't felt an emotion since 2004.
Cindy : I caught you crying over baby turtles just two hours ago.
Alix : Carpe Diem.
Alexandra : Fish of the day ?
Patrick : Why are you so pissed off all the time ?
Karima : *Pulls out a fifty-foot-long scroll*
Karima : Reason number one out of two thousand four hundred and-
Patrick : Okay, okay ! I get it, there's a lot !
Karima : *smirks before proceeding to roll the scroll up and put it back in her bag*
Patrick : You just carry that thing with you everywhere ?
Karima : I get asked a lot.
Freddy : Claude, where are you going ?
Claude : Well, that depends, Freddy. When I die, probably to Hell, but right now, I'm going to the bathroom.
Christelle : Clémentine, would it kill you to take a salad roll instead of a hot dog in your friday lunch order ?
Clémentine : My usual order is pizza, and yes, it would kill me. I will probably, definitely die.
Denis : This kind of idiocy will not be tolerated.
Laurent : Is there another kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with ?
Claude : I can't believe it. All these people dressed in black. All-black was my thing, and now everyone's doing it to be 'cool'. They're all posers.
Patrick : Claude, I cannot stress this enough. We are at a funeral.
Sam : I don't know if he even likes me back.
Teheiura : Nonsense ! Loïc would jump off a cliff for you !
Sam : Loïc would jump off a cliff for fun !
Alix : It's not the destination that matters. It's the huge amount of enemies you made along the way.
Namadia : You're going to jail.
Ugo : Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by.
*On the phone*
Teheiura : How'd you get this number ?
Sam : Tehe, I'm your son.
Christelle : Where have you been ?! You left your cellphone in your desk and I assumed you were dead !
Jade : Uh, I would clearly be buried with my phone.