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How To Pet: A User's Guide

Summary:

Lu Han has never really been able to get along with cats. Until Junmyeon gets one and his life is turned into even more insanity that it already is.

Notes:

For those wondering at the sudden addition of chapters for this story, please allow me to explain.

I have long been uncomfortable with many aspects of How to Pet: A User's Guide and thus have edited and created two versions of the story: a non-explicit and an explicit version.

The non-explicit version will be posted in the body of Chapter 1, titled "How to Pet: A User's Guide : Non-explicit". This version has been edited to remove all of the sexual scenes and much of the references for sexual content and has been purged of any use of the word "fuck" or other equally offensive language (slurs, derogatory allusions, etc). That version is suitable for teen and up audiences.

The explicit version will be posted in the body of Chapter 2, titled "How to Pet : A User's Guide : Explicit." This version has very minor edits but in general the original content of the story is exactly the same. It has been virtually unaltered save for the modification of "Luhan" to "Lu Han" in accordance with proper nomenclature and linguistics. This version still contains explicit profanity and other offensive language. I have kept this version available primarily because a clean and altered version is provided and I am not under the impression that readers will fully support a completely 'revised' version being posted and the original completely removed. This version is explicit (NC-17) and is not suitable for audiences teen or younger.

That is all for explanation concerning How to Pet: A User's Guide. I appreciate any support, kindness, and enthusiasm from readers, new and old, who may enjoy this story. I remind that How to Pet is not a serious work, was written for a specific recipient from a prompt, and is a mark of my own early days as a writer. It is not to be distributed without permission and plagiarism is not tolerated.

Thank you for reading.

- Drainbamage954 (Lonio)

Chapter 1: How to Pet: A User's Guide [Non-Explicit]

Notes:

This is the Non-Explicit version of How to Pet: A User's Guide.

It is currently still being edited and revised and will be posted as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience.

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Currently, the rated T version of this story is still being edited and will be posted before the end of 2016. Any who wish to read that version of the story are asked to please wait until I am able to complete it and post it.

Thank you for your patience.

Sincerely,

- Drainbamage954