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(Blitzo's POV)
I groaned as I use my mini artworks of Millie and Moxxie to pleasure myself with them. "Oh yeah let's three-way ~" I moan.
That is when my cell phone rings. "What!?" I demand.
"Hello My Big dicked Blitzy~" I hear Stolas's voice purr and I spit out my coffee.
"What The FUCK!?" I demand.
"Language everyone!" He tells me. "I have a small favor to ask of you."
Of course, he wants sex. "Well, I just had a chemical peel. So you are going have to find somewhere else to plant that feather ass!"
"It is for my daughter." He corrects me.
"If she is consenting age than sur-"
"No no no no!" He cuts me off. "I am taking her to loo loo land! And I was wondering if you brave imps would like to accompany us."
"Stolas we are assassins, not bodyguards," I tell him. "Do not invite us to shit unless someone is going to die."
"I'll pay you."
I stop oh he knows me too well... But I really really do not want to go back to loo loo land. There is Mammon who still owns me sort of and him...
"Pay me what?"
"Mooooneeeey~" He purrs.
"Deal!" I say and hang up my phone.
For fucks sake I am such a whore for selling my time with him. Though it is clear I CAN be rented.
The MnMs and I got ready and headed out to get Stolas. I do not know why he needed me to drive him. He can open portals and I assume his daughter will learn how too. I get the two of them out and we walk into the park. I was a bit worried about coming back after all these years. I wonder if Mammon still had tho-
"Oh, Blitzy!" I hear stolas say excitedly. "Is this you!"
Shit looks like he does. Well, it does explain those checks I got from him still.
Stolas was looking at all the merch of me. Some plushies and sexy images of me. God fucking Damnit Mammon why could you not get rid of these.
"Good sir I will take three of everything!" Stolas says and pulls out his wallet.
Fucking hell Stolas don't simp over me that hard. My face goes red and Stolas was now putting through a portal all the things he bought. For the love of God Stolas do not make a shrine.
(He is so going to make a shrine XD Also that life-size plushie you Blitz is going to get so abused XD Plushie abuse~)
I rub my face. "Okay, there has to be some ground rules you bird brain," I say to him and he just smiles.
Oh no, he is not going to make me feel like I am the one being silly.
(Stolas's POV)
"You are so cute when you are serious~" I purr to my Blitzy and they blush darkly.
I love my sweet Blitzy. He is just the cutest little thing. I love him more than anything in the world. Well, except for my daughter. Though I love them both in different ways. The merch had made me so happy and now I could add it to my shrine. Oh, Blitzy you will be so happy when I finally show it to you. Yes~
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter done, I hope you all enjoyed and stay sexy all my friends!]