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WIFE QUEST: NECESSARY INTERVENTION
“Please, enter.” Fernando said as the door opened to the monster girls making his life difficult.
“Haaaa, it’s so good to see you again, Fernando~!” Morgana said, pushing her boobs up and smirking.
“I see the brat is not here with you. Looks like you finally got tired of her.” Tania said, closing her eyes wearing an expression of victory.
“Does this mean we can *hic* go drinking together again babe?” Red said while drinking her sake bottle.
“First dibs in the hot springs!” Sily said, making a dash for me only to pause when I revealed a whistle around my neck.
“Step six feet within my space and Mia will be in here faster than you all can shriek. You know she can handle all of you at once.” He responded with no nonsense causing the six of them to pause.
“So, if you didn’t call us here to have fun, why did you call us here?” Morgana questioned as Fria’s hand shot up.
“Is it for another punishment? Ohh my, I can hardly wait~!!” She slurred as I felt Mia’s hand heat up as I held it from the other side of the wall to calm her.
“It won’t be the kind you’re looking for. I’m setting a boundary. I don’t want you taking me from my wife anymore. I may have been able to be calm about this for a bit, but this last one is the last straw!” He answered, causing everyone to look in shock.
“Oh, come on now. You’re never hurt in the end right? Did that pipsqueak put you up to this?” Morgana grunted.
“She’s probably just jealous she can’t satisfy you like we can.” Tania said, drinking some tea as I slammed my hand on the table next to me.
“Mia didn’t put me up to anything. And I’ll thank you not to trash talk her in front of me, if you’d be so kind.” Fernando snarled as Morgana stuttered.
“But darling, this isn’t anything like you. You’re so kind and charming-”
“Please. Stop calling me that. Don’t give me pet names like I’m in a relationship with you. I’m not! Mia is my wife! I love her, the only reason I had her apologize to you was because I don’t want people to get the wrong idea about her. But that just enables your behavior and hurts my wife.” Fernando answered as Red raised her hand.
“But the pip-*hic*- that girly’s always able to handle it in the end, she's a big girl.”
“That doesn’t mean she doesn’t get hurt! I’m not gonna gaslight the one I love to be okay with taking ridicule from you all on a daily basis. We’re not friends! I’m not your friend. We’re merely acquaintances. If we were open to it, and wanted to have a genuine talk of a polyamourus relationship, that would be one thing. But that’s not what this is! Mia is the only one for me, and I won’t stand for you constantly hurting her! Her pain is my pain.”
“But Fernando..” Fria began only for Morgana to interrupt.
“But but, I’m so lonely! I just want someone to hold me and spend time with me!” She cries out as Fernando sighs.
“I say this with all of the politeness in my body. That is not my problem. That is no excuse for taking me against my will, passing me around like a rag doll, and forcing yourself onto me in front of my wife!”
“Oh don’t act like you didn’t love it-”
“It’s not acting! I hated it! I felt so bad I thought I’d end up losing the love of my life! You people have done nothing but ruin my life and cause my wife nothing but strife! For once in my life, I’m going to take charge and be firm in what I want. Leave me and my wife alone!” He finished as the six monster girls all shrank from his words. “Please, leave my farm, now.” He said pointing to the door. Eventually the six began to leave as I noticed Ymir enter the barn.
“Whoa, what a tough crowd, good on you for standin’ up for yourself handsome! Now then, shall we retire-?”
“Get out, Ymir. That means you too.”
“Fine.” She pouted as she left the barn. I left the barn and met with Mia in my room and gave her a big hug.
“Thank you, Fernando, I love you.”
“I love you too, Mia. Now and forever.”