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Heathers
1:45pm
Chandler created the chat “Heathers”
Chandler added Duke, Mac, and Veronica S
Duke: These names are boring as fuck Heather
Duke changed Duke’s nickname to “greenie”
Duke changed Chandler’s nickname to “demon bitch”
Duke changed Mac’s nickname to “literal sunshine”
Duke changed Veronica S’s nickname to “newbie”
demon bitch: are you calling me a bitch
greenie: Yeah
demon bitch: BITCH
literal sunshine: hey!! I can be scary!! >:(
greenie: Press X to doubt
demon bitch: oh no you don’t you are not getting out of this maam
literal sunshine: hey where is Veronica??
demon bitch: idk hold on
demon bitch: @newbie
demon bitch: @newbie
demon bitch: @newbie
newbie: huh
demon bitch: @newbie
demon bitch: oh youre here
newbie: yeah you woke me up
literal sunshine: Veronica it’s almost 2pm why were you still asleep???
newbie: went to bed late last night
greenie: Did you go to bed at all
newbie: no comment
literal sunshine: Veronica!! that’s not healthy!!
newbie: i ended up sleeping didn’t i
greenie: Still fucking up your sleep schedule
newbie: bold of you to assume i have one
newbie: wait it’s 2pm
greenie: Yeah??
newbie: FUCK
newbie: I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO A MOVIE WITH MARTHA JD AND BETTY AT 12
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1:57pm
green: She is actually a fucking mess
red: yup
green: You sure this is the one babe
red: absolutely
green: Valid
yellow: she’s pretty cute tbf :)
red: yeah heather she’s pretty cute tbf
green: Ugh
green: She is