Chapter Text
The chapters are as follows:
Trigger warnings for:
Chapter 6, discussions of the sad passing of Wrigley Strome, Dylan Stromes dog.
Chapter 11, discussions around Mitch Marner being carjacked at gunpoint in Toronto.
Chapter 1: Mitch&Cale dms
Chapter 2: Tyson Jost’s Trade
a. JT, Josty, Kerfy Chat
b. Avs Chat
c. Group Chat
Chapter 3: Brett Howden Head Injury
a. Group Chat
b. offline, in Vegas
Chapter 4: Jack Hughes MCL tear
a. Group Chat
b. Jack & Jack dms
Chapter 5: Leon Draisaitl, undisclosed lower body. Connor & Matt DMs
Chapter 6: Wrigley Strome. Group Chat
Chapter 7: Fred Andersen, MCL tear. Group Chat
Chapter 8: Flames @ Nashville
a. Offline in Nashville
b. Connor Matt DMs
c. Group Chat
Chapter 9: Plans for the offseason
a. Jeff and Eric DMs
b. Group Chat
Chapter 10: Round 1
a. offline in Calgary
b. Matt, Connor DMs
c. Matt, Connor, Leon Group Chat
d. Matt and Ritter DMs
e. Offline in Raleigh
Chapter 11: Mitch Marner Carjacking Incident Group Chat
Chapter 12: Round 2
a. Offline in Calgary
b. Ritter and Davo DMs
Chapter 13: Round 3
a. FABs Chat
b. sub-chat
AS PER USUAL, the group chat exists in a universe where SA does not take place. That does not mean to say that the author does not believe recent allegations made against some members of Team Canada's 2018 World Juniors Squad, it is just to say that those events did not occur in this fictional parallel universe. Believe SA victims. Always.
Also, the alternate title for this was
Bisexual disasters are out, demisexual disasters are in.
However the author would like it noted, that the demisexual disaster is not a dumbass because they are demisexual, but rather because they are brady tkachuk, who is inherantly a dumbass, which is nothing to do with his sexuality, and everything to do with him being a tkachuk.