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Seven years. It had been seven years since Dipper or Mabel had stepped foot in the little town of Gravity Falls Oregon. Seven years, but it still felt like yesterday. Like just yesterday, Dipper and Mabel were fighting for their lives and the lives of the town against a yellow dorito-ish demon trying to take over the world with his “Weird-magedon” And now, seven years later, Dipper and Mabel were stepping off the bus and walking up to the mystery hack, i mean shack. Once they got inside they called to grunkle ford “hey ford were abaaackkkkkk!!!!!!” mabel said with a really big gtrinn i mean sio big this grin was huge.,
Dipper was like, yo where grunkle stan at?? Home boyyyyyyhy but grunkloe stan was no where to be found. Ford wawa like “yo he is not here idk where he is smh hes a free loader or smth tbh.
“Ford why r u talking like that?”
Magel asked ehr grunkelo
Dipper was like” ayye yo why r u talking like that???
Wendy pulled up to the function and was like “guys the author is kinda drunk but not really so just go with it :))))
Dipper was likie “???????”
Mabel went down to the basement after typing in 32069 in the vending machine and saw grunkle stan and bill mutherfucking cipher having intemete relations. She walked back uo the stairs slowly and was like “Yall grubkle stan is a homosexual jut fyi
Dipper was like “no way me too im a trans yo
Grunkle stan walked uop the stairs and said “Hey twerps long time no0 see where ya been> jersey?
Mabelk said “yes.”
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]Omg me too asaid grunkl;e stain, straightening his tie because he was a whore like that.
Anyway i sold ur souls to bill becaus eim down bad and a simp for triangles, later diopshits
Then bill took over the world the end.