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there are only 4 tiers!
B tier(hell no), A tier(maybe?), S tier(defintely), and S+(ultra smash)
B tier, the fuck no tier-
freddy krueger. i’m just gonna start him off like this- dude is a legit pedo. burnt, crispy, dried pedo. i cant imagine doing anything with this dude-nor would i want to. he can jack himself off with his clawed hand and hopefully hurt himself and cut his dick off. next
demogorgon. i know some people are into this, but i literally just see demo as an oversized puppy. even when playing dbd and i see demo, i’m just like bark bark woof woof. so obviously i don’t see anything attractive about this creature. he’d be a good puppy tho-
bubba. alright, i know i know, why so low? he’s chunky and cute but my man literally has a skin mask on. no hate, i mean good for him or something, but i just am not attracted to that. he’s got really sad lore too, man just wanna be loved. i could see myself being friends with him, but romantic or sexual feelings are not involved whatsoever. i hope he’s doing ok tho<3
max. the other chainsaw man. so yes, i feel bad for him. his lore is upsetting as well. his deformity drove people away. but after he hurt people, he got pretty sadistic so…i don’t really see anything attractive about him, especially knowing he’s kind of a bloodlusty maniac. good for him but i can’t imagine loving or having sex with this man, he’d probably just rev his chainsaw and kill me or something.
jeff the clown. i like the way he walks? that’s really it. no offense to clown fuckers. u do u bestie!! it’s just, the finger thing he does just- nah
A tier, maybe/ i am not sure category.
nemesis. so he was turned into a weapon, kinda feel bad for him but… like don’t get me wrong he can be adorable. i saw stream where he was spinning in game and his giant cape thing was like following himself. it was cute, like a dog chasing its tail. kind of like demogorgon, i just see him like an oversized teddy bear or something. he does have a tentacle which i can understand why people are attracted to him. tentacles can be hot. that’s like the only reason nemesis is in this category tbh. also he just like runs after u and punches u in game, it’s funny. hm, but i don’t see any sexual or romantic interest besides tentacle porn.
lisa. poor darling. she was literally kidnapped and abused and mutilated by cannibals. her story bends me so badly i can’t help but want to hug and cuddle her. show her love. but i seriously don’t know how far she’s gone mentally. id be afraid she’d try to eat me. so honestly i wouldn’t get too close to her- i feel like she’s too far gone. but i would love to help her. she must have been gorgeous and happy before as well, it really is tragic.
sadako. i’m on and off with her. i can definitely see some sort of romantic touch in her, but i don’t think any sexual. i would, if anything, want to take care of her. no bath since she was literally submerged in water, but i would definitely play with her hair and touch her up a little bit. i could see it more as a tender care affection for her since spirits like her are so vengeful and hateful. i don’t know if she would appreciate it though. hmm.
caleb. i think his weapons are cool. his intelligence can definitely be sexy. but to be honest, i don’t have much to say about him. i just feel neutral. i don’t think i am attracted to men like him. his voice is kind of nice as well but that’s about it. i see really nothing attractive, and the chin crack he does freaks me out. the only thing i could really get it on with him is if he was wearing a suit maybe.
michael. men in masks are hot, and the dude is beefy and strong as hell. knowing his lore, i would just say there would be a very small chance of getting close to him romancing and sexually. but i would definitely let him tie me up or something.
herman. his cosmetics are so juicy. the fact that he’s a doctor too is sexy. but yanno, he’s a bit crazy. i definitely think he’s sexy especially with all the suits he has. id say there is a decent chance to get with him but it would probably just be him shocking me all the time. im not over the moon for him but i think he’s juicy.
pyramid head. i’m not too sure how this one would go. he can be kind of scary but i feel like he’s packing down there. i wouldn’t mind getting a feel of those abs or something. plus his arms are large and juicy. he’s pretty horny according to that ONE mannequin scene in silent hill, which might motivate him. i’m not sure besties
the dredge. i feel like this is like with nemesis. the dredge has multiple hands that could grab u and ur body but it’s face and way it moves doesn’t really turn anything on. so this one is on and off as well but maybe there could be some grabby sex hands or something idk??
talbot. hear me out, yes his face is literally drooping with goop but the way he walks is so adorable. plus his cosmetics are either really cool and badass or just adorable. like the one with the top hat and suit. i feel like this would be classified as monster sex but talbot was human before and i feel really bad for him despite him doing experiments. his whole body is all like gooey cysts or something. but i think maybe he still could be capable of love.
S Tier: the definitely tier
amanda young. so idk how to feel about the pig mask, but amanda is gorgeous. plus that one rift skin where she has the jigsaw mask and her long black hair. omg to die for. she’s had a bad past with addiction and i feel like it would be hard to let her open up but maybe after a while she would get clingy. which is cute, plus that squeal she makes when u pallet stun. aww
sally. sally is pretty as well under the mask. i could totally get it on with her since she has a raspy and deep voice and gorgeous frame. since she’s a nurse i feel like she could take care of you if she really wanted to- other than not killing you of course. plus i feel like she’s really good at fingering. u see what her hands can do?? sheeshhh ma am please choke me ;)
rin. she’s adorable. like yeah she can randomly scare the shit out of u with her haunting ability but rin could use some more love and care. she was literally killed by her family so maybe it’s time she needs a new one ;) but in all honesty, rin is beautiful as well, she could totally get this pussy no doubt.
phillip. he’s tall, lanky, and quiet. plus he has a cute bell which he ding dongs a lot. i feel like he could be a very comforting lover had he not been deceived and have trust issues now. but he is pretty handsome and definitely up on this list.
the legion. frank, julie, joey, and susie are all attractive. i feel like they’re all too far gone mentally to develop feelings for people as they literally go on rampages. however, there’s no denying that they all are strong, pretty, and handsome. i wouldn’t mind if they all gangbanged me tbh-
ghostface. people with masks. people clothed all over and with masks for some reason can be hot. as bloodthirsty as ghostface is, i woundnt mind them calling me and talking to me with that deep raspy voice.
evan. yes, he’s high up here obviously since everyone simps for him. i mean, he’s buff, tall and strong. plus: he has another mask. a lot of points in my book. i’m not going to say any more.
Ji-Woon Hak. crazy sadistic bitch. but god dammit he’s hot. that’s it.
S+ tier, the FUCK ME SENSELSSS THANKS tier
pinhead. bdsm. come on. i love that shit. the cenobites are all about pain and pleasure. yeah they’re grotesque but i swear those chains can wrap around me i don’t care. i am so down bad.
carmina. GORGEOUS. her neck is scarily long but her beautiful frame and face make up for it. plus her backstory breaks my heart and she literally just wants love. how can i not give it to her? i would give her the best head ever i swear.
adiris. listen, i literally have a fear of vomit. but adiris, everything about her (besides the puke) is alluring. she’s like a goddess- well i mean she was looked upon as one in her times. i would sit on my knees and eat her like there’s no tomorrow. with her permission of course.
kazan. oh my. gigantic buff man with mask. sorry i keep mentioning masks but COME ONNNNN. his dominating screams, his large muscles, and his flowy hair. plus his cosmetics are badass. he always wants validation and to be recognized for being the best. yet he is blood hungry and sadistic. but i can’t help but feel attracted to him. although it would be hard to get close. id be scared he would club me. AAA
anna. she’s dominating, independent, and has a pretty voice. plus mask. also her frame is lovely. i’m just a whore for big strong women. it would be hard to try to communicate with her, as well as show her that there’s no threat. but, anyone would be wrong if they said that she was ugly or has no game. her cosmetics are also really pretty. the kitty mask and her thick coated jackets maker her intimidating with a touch of softness.
last but not in any way least. charlotte. ughhhh charlottteee<3 obviously i’m not including victor in this list because- um. yanno. he died as a child soooo…..but charlotte. tall as hell, muscular as fuck. like she’s just as muscular and buff as anna. and have you heard her voice? soft yet strong. her “uh huh” and her growls when she’s mad are just so sexy and powerful. just like everything about her. not only is she tall and strong, but she’s insanely drop dead gorgeous. her cosmetics are good too imo. even her guts skin, her hair is so dark and soft looking despite being bloody. and her new tomb skin?? she’s literally wearing a suit. and a large pirate hat with a beautiful bow tie ponytail. ugh so hot. i get so turned on by her and yanno what? i don’t care. she’s got everything i find sexy. deepset yet bright intense eyes, pouty large lips, boopable button nose. she looks angry all the time but as soon as she glanced at victor her face softens and she looks happy<3 she’s caring towards her loved ones, protective, and full of determination. all she’s ever wanted to be loved and accepted. she wouldn’t open up at first, think i was a threat. however, treat victor and her with respect and tender care, and she will most likely give in. as a lover, i feel like she would be clingy and touchy, but always in the best way possible. and of course i feel like sex would be amazing, maybe that’s just me but i simp so goddamn hard. she could literally do anything she wanted to me and i’d still love it. plus her eat out game would be so good. charlotte deshayes needs all the love ever.
that’s it. have a good day uwu