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usernames for the start of the fic:
eddie: too cool for nicknames apparently
robin: would kiss a muppet
nancy: nance
jonathan: jonathan
chrissy: chris
too cool for nicknames apparently has created a group.
too cool for nicknames apparently has added would kiss a muppet, nance, jonathan and chris
too cool for nicknames apparently has named the group movie night
movie night (8:14 PM)
would kiss a muppet: Why do we need a separate movie night chat?
too cool for nicknames apparently: the kids were mad at us for planning our movie nights in the group chat so
too cool for nicknames apparently: on the plus side now we can talk about them behind their backs
nance: “now” like we weren’t already doing that
jonathan: I can’t believe we never had a group chat without the kids
would kiss a muppet: We really need to get more friends that aren’t in high school
chris: um excuse me
would kiss a muppet: sjkdflks SORRY but you don’t count you’re a senior
chris: you’re forgiven!! <3
too cool for nicknames apparently: wouldn’t it be great if we used this chat for its intended purpose?
too cool for nicknames apparently: what movie do you guys want to watch
nance: i nominate clueless
would kiss a muppet: YES
chris: i love clueless!!
jonathan: Ugh, as if
jonathan: But yes i would like to watch it
too cool for nicknames apparently: sick reference jonathan
too cool for nicknames apparently: yeah sure i’ll watch clueless
chris: great so should we rent it from family video?
too cool for nicknames apparently: what why family video that’s so random
chris: is it
chris: is it random eddie
too cool for nicknames apparently: um. yes? clueless is on netflix we don’t need to rent it
would kiss a muppet: Actually they took it off Netflix
nance: literally what is with netflix getting rid of all the good movies
jonathan: hey at least they still have Tall Girl /j
nance: I DIDN'T SEE THE /J AT FIRST I WAS ABOUT TO SCREAM
jonathan: ahahhaha
too cool for nicknames apparently: i can just rent clueless from amazon or smth
chris: family video is a lot cheaper
chris: plus wouldn’t you rather support where robin works??
too cool for nicknames apparently: hmmm
too cool for nicknames apparently: no
would kiss a muppet: You'd rather support Jeffery Bezos than my job?
too cool for nicknames apparently: ok i do hate jeffery bezos
too cool for nicknames apparently: but whatever i’m not going to family video
chris: i vote that eddie should have to go to family video
chris has created a group
chris has added nance, would kiss a muppet and jonathan
would kiss a muppet, nance, chris and jonathan (8:17 PM)
chris: vote for eddie to go to family video please
movie night (8:17 PM)
jonathan: i agree eddie should have to go to family video
nance: me too
would kiss a muppet: ^^^
too cool for nicknames apparently: …
too cool for nicknames apparently: fine.
too cool for nicknames apparently to chris (8:18 PM)
too cool for nicknames apparently: why
chris: you know exactly why
too cool for nicknames apparently: i really shouldn’t have told you about my stupid crush on robin’s dumb coworker
chris: oh like you’re not secretly really happy to see him
too cool for nicknames apparently: i don’t know what you’re talking about.
chris: uh huh
chris: family video closes in like 30 minutes btw you should go now
too cool for nicknames apparently: you’re so mean
chris: <3
too cool for nicknames apparently to chris (8:41 PM)
too cool for nicknames apparently: AGHHHH
chris: ?
too cool for nicknames apparently: that was SO AWKWARD
too cool for nicknames apparently: i kept stammering and repeating myself and blushing like an IDIOT
too cool for nicknames apparently: and at one point i actually forgot the name of the movie like my mind just went blank
too cool for nicknames apparently: he probably thinks im a loser
chris: you are a loser
too cool for nicknames apparently: wow thanks
chris: in all seriousness tho i’m sure he doesn’t think that you’re a loser
too cool for nicknames apparently: wasn’t he like super popular when we were in school?
chris: so?
too cool for nicknames apparently: so he’s probably judging me right now
chris: ok look
chris: as someone who works at a clothing store i can tell you that he probably doesn’t even remember you. he probably talks to like fifty customers a day, right? i guarantee he isn’t judging you
too cool for nicknames apparently: thank you
chris: yw!! <3
movie night (8:53 PM)
jonathan: eddie when do we come over to your house?
too cool for nicknames apparently: is 9:15 good?
would kiss a muppet: Yeah its good but hey i have a question to ask you guys
too cool for nicknames apparently: i don’t like the sound of that
would kiss a muppet: Uh so you guys know my coworker Steve?
too cool for nicknames apparently: yeah i know him
chris to too cool for nicknames apparently (8:54 PM)
chris: you answered alarmingly fast
too cool for nicknames apparently: shut up
movie night (8:54 PM)
nance: uh we used to date so yes i know him
jonathan: i punched him in the face a couple years ago
would kiss a muppet: Oh my god
would kiss a muppet: Should I not ask what I’m about to ask then
jonathan: it’s cool we’re on good terms now
would kiss a muppet: Ok that’s good
would kiss a muppet: I’m not even mad at you for punching him because he probably deserved it back then honestly
would kiss a muppet: BUT he’s super nice now
would kiss a muppet: Don’t tell him I said that
would kiss a muppet: And I was wondering if maybe I could invite him to our movie night?