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An albino boy squeaked as he saw the package on his doorstep, taking it in and adding it to the growing pile in his room.
Milk had been soooo tempted to open them all early but he couldn’t do that to his following!Milk was 25 and had dedicated his entire life to collecting merchandise of the beloved prince he adored so much! Prince Dark Choco! He counted the boxes and checked his list, eyes lighting up as he crossed out the last thing
"Yes! Streaming time~"
He would unbox his collection excitedly in front of his audience of around 44! He set up the drinks in his novelty glass and started, doing soundchecks and making sure the camera angle showed the full pile,
“Okay, now where’s my letter opener?”
It was shaped just like dark choco’s sword, with a real ruby! He checked his drawer and let out a happy hum when he found it, thumb running over the red gem as he opened the streaming service and clicked play. He cleared his throat and smiled bright at the camera
"Hello Everyone! Milk here with another unpacking video! Today I have a bunch of special Dark Choco collectibles and something a little more special too!"
The chat slowly filled in, milk starting with the drinks,
“There was a limited edition run of dark choco specialty milk, which I have in my glass from last year! The drink was about 300 coins, let’s see if it was worth it!”
Milk took a sip and hummed,
“It’s really good! Even after staying in my fridge for a few days! Of course, I couldn't help but get this beautiful bottle of rum!"
Milk pulled out a bottle shaped like the mans broadsword, a dark liquid flowing inside of it
"Now I'm not a big rum drinker but I'd try any product I buy!"
He twisted the top off and poured some in to a shot glass in front of his keyboard
"It smells so chocolaty"
He swirled it around and took a sip,
“Mmm, it’s surprisingly smooth! And so rich, I absolutely recommend both of these! Oh and this was 500 coins!”
He set the bottle down and rubbed his mouth, taking out a decent sized box and clapping his hands together
"I actually had this piece commissioned! It's a little different than a collectable but I'm really happy with it!"
He stepped back and started to unpack the large and square box. He carefully unwrapped it and giggled,
“It’s so perfect! Look at those smooth brush strokes!”
It was a painting of the prince, dressed in a loose white robe and holding a withering rose. He ran his fingers over the Iines and hummed, taking the painting to a specific spot by his bed and standing on it to hang it up
"I've been waiting for it for awhile! He's so perfect.."
Milk sighed happily and sat back down, checking out the chat excitedly.
Dcgf: So pretty!
Awoo: I want one!
Daddy Choco: Details, now!
FrstwtchrWas: it expensive?
Coffeeyum: His ass is too flat in the painting.
"Ah! The painting was a few thousand coins. 10000 to be exact! I commissioned it from Butter Pretzel a few months ago. As for his ass, I do think it's a little flat but the overall painting looks amazing!
Awoo: The robe should go lower!
"Erm, well I mean.."
Milk looked back at the painting and then shook his head
"Lets go to the next box!"
He read the label and grinned,
“Okay this one is definitely my favorite so far! They had a release when I wasn’t streaming, and I couldn’t get one, but they had another run, sooo.”
He pulled out a soft plushie of the prince,
“Dark choco in plush form at last! I’ve waited years for this rerelease!”
He pressed the plushy face close and kissed its cheek,
Choco flushed from the other side of the screen as he chewed the end of his shirt. He quickly spit it out and shut off his phone however when Velvet opened the door
"Whatcha doing brother?"
He asked in a sly tone
“Nothing of your concern Velvet. Leave me be.”
“Ohhh, was the uptight emo Choco jacking it to a cam girl?”
Chocos face burned and he rubbed the back of his head
"I..I wasn't jacking off to him!...it's a boy too..."
"Ooo! Let me see him!"
"No way!"
Choco yelped as Velvet tried to reach his phone sitting up when it was taken
"I'm going to tell mom!"
“Is this… a merch review? On yourself?”
Choco blushed,
“Can I not think of the past lightly?”
“Is this… a merch review? On yourself?”
Choco blushed,
“Can I not think of the past lightly?”
"Hollyyy shit! You've gotta see this!"
Choco leaned over and his face turned a bright red when he saw the custom body pillow
"Now I bought this limited edition body pillow! It's a little embarrassing but I've been looking for one for a while now!"
Choco covered his mouth and Velvet laughed
"Think of the past lightly huh?~"
“Get out of my room, go tend to your hounds, I’m sure they’re lonely.”
“Alright, alright, lock your door.”
Choco grumbled and shoved the boy out, locking the door and sitting back in bed only to find the comments on the stream begging Milk to use the pillow
"Use it?"
The boy gripped on to the tasteful pillow of the knight.
"Well, since you want it so badly. The first 2- no 500 coin donation I get I'll use the pillow!"
He ran his hands over the seams and smiled,
“It’s so well made.”
His computer dinged with a donation,
1000 coins, simply titled,
Hello.
Milk couldn't believe his eyes, his cheeks turning pink as he stood from his seat
"Well..."
He smiled
"A promise is a promise."
The chat cheered as he laid the pillow carefully on the bed, camera being moved so that there was a good view of the bed
"W..Wow..I never thought I'd do this.."
He straddled the pillow, looking extra rosy, and gave a slight thrust, covering his mouth,
“Oh my, it’s really pliable, not too soft but not super firm!”
He moved again, fingers moving across the pillow and gripping on to it
"I..It's soft..easy to grip on to..ngh~"
He wiggled his hips
"S..Sometimes...I like to imagine..us together…"
His pale face was now surely red as he jumped the body pillow, legs shaking and hair being dampened with sweat. He let out audible moans and whined as he came in his pants, squirming on the pillow and hesitantly getting off of the bed
"I..I'll be back in a few minutes."
He shut off his stream and Choco panted, dropping his phone on his chest
His face burned and he really wasn’t expecting to be so turned on by watching that, god he was such a voyeur. He rubbed his face and stood. Someone had spent 1000 coins to watch Milk hump a pillow..a pillow of him.
Something about that made jealousy burn inside of him. Damnit, he wanted to give that milk villager something more, and he would! So he grabbed a coat and some clothes and started off to the small town/village
"Off to see your boyfriend?~"
Velvet teased, Choco rolling his eyes
"I'll be back soon."
“Kay, I’ll cover you for Pom, oh and here!”
Velvet tossed the man a string of condoms,
“Be safe!”
Chocos face turned red and he shoved the condoms in his pocket, leaving the castle and trudging down the long and barren path. He didn't know how long he'd be...but he was going to find Milk and give him a complete collection