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Quick Oneshots/Crossovers - Part 24

Summary:

A collection of oneshots and/or crossovers which jump right into it.

Each chapter name mentions which fandoms it contains.

Chapter 1: Shallow Hal/Gone with the Wind

Chapter Text

[The shot opens on the interior of a diner. Rosemary Shanahan is struggling to get up from a broken booth chair, while Hal Larson helps her up]

 

ROSEMARY: I’m so embarrassed.

 

HAL: Don’t be! It’s this flimsy-ass four-star restaurant. Just sit right here. I’m gonna talk to the manager, OK?

 

[The shot follows Hal as he walks into the foyer, where Melanie Wilkes, wearing her era clothing, looks confused. Hal nods to her and walks up to the hostess]

 

HAL: I'm not blaming you, but l need a chair. My girlfriend's jinxed when it comes to furniture.

 

[The hostess nods and hurries away. The phone on the hostess’ desk rings, and Hal picks it up]

 

MAURICIO: Shallow Hal wants a gal.

 

HAL: What?

 

MAURICIO: I just saved your life, baby.

 

[Hal frowns and hangs up the phone. He turns around, and Melanie looks exactly the same as before]

 

HAL: Are you from some sort of convention?

 

[Melanie, quivering, glances away. The shot stays in the foyer as Hal sighs and walks into the dining room.]

 

[Melanie pulls her shawl around her shoulders]

 

MELANIE: Oh, Ashley, where are you…