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A young African American girl stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of June, 2014 is the young girl's birthday. It was thirteen years ago she was given life. So it's only appropriate to give her a name. What will be her name?
>Enter Name:
Pissy Baby
Try again, that's not polite
>Enter Name:
Aster Pellets
Great!
>Examine your room
Your name is ASTER PELLETS. It's YOUR BIRTHDAY. You are quite happy about this occasion. For today, you will officially get an EXTENSION ON YOUR CURFEW and receive CAKE and GIFTS. You are very passionate about varieties INTERESTS. Such as reading DETECTIVE BOOKS. You’re pretty terrible at making CERAMIC POTTERY, but you enjoy making plates. You love gushing about DOCTOR WHO, which your friends don't understand at all and would make fun of you a bit. But you don’t mind. You have neutral stands on MAGIC. You also love playing VIDEO GAMES, so you are very excited to play a new game called SBURB 2 with your friends. What will you do?
>Examine calendar
You look through the last week's calendar when you were supposed to get Sburb 2 beta, But unfortunately, you didn’t get it yet. Curse you Philadelphian UPS System! Anyways, you look at the circle marked with the date of your birthday. Wow! You made the realization that it's also Friday the 13th. The ultimate PARADOX. A day of misfortune and unluckiness and a JOYOUS celebration of your existence. So what will happen today? Endless pain or happiness?
> Aster: Think about it
>===> You thought of the endless possibilities of what will happen to you today......BLEH, just thinking about the complications gives you a headache. Oh god, it hurts. What the hell!!!
>Aster: spin around like an idiot
Your head hurts your head hurts your head hurts your head hurts your head hurts your head hurts Your head hurts your head hurts your head hurts your head hurts your head hurts your head hurts Your head hurts your head hurts your head hurts your head hurts your head hurts your head hurt
>===> As you're spinning around like a fool, you didn’t notice a gifted-wrapped box sticking out under your bed, making it a perfect opportunity to trip you.
> Aster: Trip on box
Because of your foolish outburst, you tripped on your box, and now look! You're on the floor looking foolish with a headache. You're lucky no one saw that. Or your travesty state of a room. Especially your parents. Where did that colorfully wrapped box even come from?
>Aster: Open the box
HOLY SHIT!!! Looks like one of your parental guardians listened to your request and got a Doctor Who series 1-7 DVD Set. You can finally stop filling tv with episode recordings. OH! There’s also a book with a little note on top of it. “Look under me:) - Mom”.
>Aster: Look under the note
Pull the sticky note of the book and it is revealed to be…… 7TH GRADE LITERATURE GUIDE AND MORE!! What? Is this another gift? You noticed another note sticking out from one of the papers so you turned to that paper.
>Aster: Read the second note
“This book isn't a gift. So don’t think about hiding it in your bed, understand :0) But every time you complete a few pages and go over it with me or your dad. You can watch one of your DVDs. You can still have fun during the summer but remember you still have to learn hehe.
Anyways here’s a joke
How was the black cat feeling on Friday the 13th?
Purr-fectly happy hehe ”
God. You don’t know what’s worse, that joke or the fact that you were given a book on your birthday. God. You should have known a gift this epic comes at a cost. Darn GUARDIANS and their OBSESSION with making sure you’re educated. Normally you cry out on this clear injustice. But logically you can just start working on the guide and get it over with.
>Aster: Work on the guide
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>Aster: Work on the guide
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>Aster: Work on th
>Aster: Open your laptop
You can do it later. It’s still your birthday, and you should have fun for a bit. You put the guide and the DVD BACK IN THE BOX!! grabbed your laptop on top of your bed. You might as while being cozy on the floor. Oh! looks like one of your internet friends on PESTERCHUM sent a message. Better check it now.
-- LonelyToymaker [LT] began pestering PollyAdventurer [PA] at 12:34–
LT: hello. Happy birthday!
PA: Hiii and TY:33!!
LT: what's it like finally hitting the big TEEN age?
PA: Ummm
PA: The same since yesterday
PA: I don't feel any different
LT: it will hit soon don't worry
LT: got any plans today
PA: Hmm not really
PA: Oh! And My mom bought the Doctor Who series 1-7 DVD. So I’m probably gonna watch that today
LT: UGH
LT: i don't understand Ur obsession with that show
PA: what's wrong with it >:/
LT: it’s not even like cool, just a boring British guy and crazy stuff just happened
LT: and i heard from the fan forums that episodes gotten worse lmao
PA: I mean yeaa… but I still think the show is really fun!
PA: I don't really understand why people hate it so much :/
LT: oh you poor naïve child
LT: once ur mature like me, u'll understand one day
PA: What
PA: You're like one year older than me
LT: exactly
LT: Anyway, are you still gonna play sburb 2 with me? My copy is in the post office.
PA: My copy still hasn't arrived yet :(
PA: Hopefully it will come later today
LT: what is with ur UPS and their untimely deliveries?
PA: idk and they’re probably dealing with some shit
LT: or maybe it’s something else
PA: What do you mean?
LT: u know…. beside it being ur birthday. It’s also Friday the 13th.
LT: u were just given the worst gift possible, You can’t play sburb and the Philadelphian UPS system is shitty.
LT: it might be a sign for something
Ooh Jesus! not this again. What is with your friends and their obsessed with magic
PA: Bleh >:p
PA: NO!
LT: HAHAHAHAHA ur hatred for the superstition will always be funny to me
PA: I don't hate superstition
PA: Besides, didn't you tell me that you don't care about that stuff too??
LT: i don't. i just like messing with you dude lol
LT: but why do U hate magic so much
PA: I don’t!
PA: I enjoy reading books about it
PA: I just think that it’s silly to put the blame of awful coincidence onto whimsical creatures or bad energy
PA: So I have a neutral ground
LT: lmao
LT: alright just response to me when you get the game k
PA: k
LT: don’t walk pass any black cats while I’m gone
-- LonelyToymaker [LT] ceased pestering PollyAdventuer [PA] at 12:40 --
>===>
UGH! A black cat joke really. Even though you don’t believe signs at all. There is obviously going to be a lot of terrible Friday the 13th jokes coming your way. To quote your father “Magic ain’t shit”.
>Stop being annoyed and hear the noise of the beloved UPS van
Holy shit. The game’s here. You look outside your window and see the lovely UPS man placing your package in your mailbox. You have nothing to thank him for his services. But you can offer him a nice smile.
>Aster: Smile at the nice UPS man
>Be UPS man
You are the UPS man. It's your JOB to DELIVER people's packages all across the CITY. Well, not the entire city, only what your shifts can offer you. But none the less you enjoy your job and you have just placed a package on the PATRON’s door step. What will you do?
> UPS man: Look at a young girl from the window.
Uh. You don’t know how to feel about her smiling at you. You’re actually a bit creep out and you should pack up your shit and leave as fast as you can.
>Be the girl again
Wow, looks like the UPS man is in a hurry, the van even made SKRRR
sound when it drives too fast. But who cares! The game is here, you're so excited.
> Aster: Tell your friend about the news
-- PollyAdventurer [PA] began pestering LonelyToymaker [LT] at 12:47–
PA: HEY HEY!!
LT: yeah?
PA: I GOT THE GAME
PA: It's not in my hands currently
PA: But I saw the UPS guy put it in my mailbox
LT: oh sweet
LT: so u wanna start now when you bring it in
Before you could reply, you heard the noise of a car “BEEP BEEP”. Oh no! It can’t be him. You check your window. OH COME ON. Looks like your guardian finished his shift early and came home. You were hoping to play Sburb. You responded back to your friend
PA: Waittt my dad’s here :((
PA: this might take bit longer
LT: Ah man
LT: Looks likes you gonna have to strife
PA: No
PA: I’m gonna figure something out
PA: give me a few minutes
-- PollyAdventurer [PA] ceased pestering LonelyToymaker [LT] at 12:56—-
> Aster: Look outside your window
You go back and look out the window. You usually get a great idea just by resting your arms on your windows sill. But it’s hard from the blazing sun. This is gonna be a long day.
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