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    Home to the lost, the desperate and the hopeless, Neo City is a cold and heartless place, the neon-lit refuse heap of the universe. Mighty heroes and villains—Powers, everyone calls them—fight for control of the city, but someone’s got to look after the little guy and that duty falls to you. With your trusty sidekick the Seer of Doom at your side, you sort out the missing people, the burning buildings, the muggings, even the robot cats stuck up artificial trees when you have to. But tonight you have bitten off more than you can chew. It’s not about helping someone any more. A monster who feeds on the innocent is getting bolder and stronger, and the fate of the entire city depends on you stopping them.

    (It is inconsequential that you wish to remain a small-scale hero, Joey. You have a purpose in all of this—you are the lead dancer in the cruel ballet of Fate, if you will—and I can’t have you hiding from the spotlight forever.)

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    [You live in some bargain-bin alternate reality. No meteors, no trolls, no video game apocalypse with your name on it. Just you, a loser, grinding through high school drama like it’s endgame content. No heroes. No villains. No tragic sacrifices. Just normalcy. And you’re totally fine with that. Totally. As long as it actually stays that way... You're fine.]

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    Projecting onto my favorite character eva, first fic!! also a big work in progress ^_^

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    BodySwap!Hal&Dirk but it's Hal's day job. Like, he bodyswaps with rich people and goes to the gym for them.

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    Your job is unique.

    In the truest sense, you make your living through your body - though, in equal parts, your rent out your will power the same way.

    You unlock the laptop, sitting in the bed, as you know your client prefers, and you log into the portal.

    You insert the earpiece and lean back.

    Your client is logged in, waiting. Fifteen minutes early.

    "Ready?"

    "Yeah."

    Your hearing goes dead first. Then, each of your senses detach and you're plunged into nothing.

    Your eyes flick open, showing your client's laptop and room. You steady your breath forcibly, listening to Dirk gasp and sputter on the other end of the line.

    You sit up, examining yourself - or, at least, you examine the body in which you now reside. Dirk's body.

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    TW: Read Tags. Heavy themes.

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    Iris is your average American teenager in the big ol' 2024-- sixteen years of age and a friendless nerd-loser. Average isekai protagonist! Her favorite media of all time is Homestuck, and, per dubious dealings and a want to reinvent her life, she's found herself thrown inside her least favorite act of it: Act Six.

    What could possibly go wrong...?

    (gen for now :devious:)

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    At his lowest, the dreambubbles provided Karkat with a mentor.

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    Dave Strider, 30, has a problem: His formerly comfortable life in New Alternia Hills has been slowly uprooted over the past three years. His sister, Rose, moved away and left him her old house three months ago. After what feels like a lifetime of trying to find a new friend group, he breaks down and lets his ridiculously wealthy twin pay for some convoluted "rent-a-friend" scheme.

    Karkat Vantas, 25, needs $20,000 to pay off his student loans, and he thinks he's found a (mostly) painless way to do it. All he has to do is avoid falling for his (admittedly pretty hot) employer.

    Clearly, nothing can go wrong here.

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    Dave and Jake are alone and away from their friends. Jake is in heat and needs a helping hand and only Dave could give him a hand.

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    While Equius was certainly endearing, in his own way, it was moments like this when you questioned why he had chosen you as his charge, so to speak.

    Ah, but you were getting ahead of yourself.

    Your name is DIRK STRIDER, and you had simply asked for your brain to be turned off.

    Equius, however, appeared to have diverted his attention to some others of your numerous issues.

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    You have finally woken up on your dream planet.
    After everything, you are here. You will now embark on your first journey to explore, but do not yet know what awaits you.
    What will you find, and how long do you have until you wake up?

    An immersive self-insert auditory journey, pairing with its own playlist and makeshift soundtrack comprised of songs by August Wilhelmsson.

    Each chapter is titled after each song in its succession on the playlist, for those who cannot access the playlist itself or do not wish to. I highly recommend accessing the playlist in order to hear each song in order, uninterrupted, and for you to take your time reading each word and phrase with the goal to immerse yourself into your own story, but it is up to you how you proceed. This work is merely a vehicle to get you there.

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    God-fearing men die like scared lambs. Holy men die with their throats bleeding and their sin forgiven by the one who slaughtered them.

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    John Egbert is a failson toiling away at his hometown's community college while all his friends head off to bigger and brighter things.

    Aradia Megido is a mystery: someone he admires from afar, never quite feeling confident enough to pursue. You know, because he's a failson.

    However, after a fateful encounter at his local museum, she because significantly less untouchable. How will he cope? Will he explode? He'll probably explode.

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    In which Karkat acts as an unwitting auspistice.

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    John egbert masturbates to nick cage

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    Welcome to the internet of the Gods! Literally. Gadg8eer lived his whole life in a world defined as reality. Little did anyone know that's just how the Messengers train souls to be autonomous yet be shackled by the limits of human perception. Necessity is the mother of invention, and when the Messengers want for nothing, they need human souls to be their moral and physical compass.

    Gadg8eer never succeeded at anything, until the day he failed to save the world he thought was reality. After a quick crash course in why all mortal civilizations in these Earth-sized pocket universes are engineered to be doomed to fail, and how the Messengers are so powerful that resistance is futile, his Creator gives him his first "order"... to play a game that his Creator is the omnipotent "game master" of.

    Welcome to the eScape, a 3D internet created by the 4-dimensional hive mind of the Messengers, where souls are just game characters, toys. Yet... is that really so bad? Real freedom isn't defined, but defiant, and Gadg8eer refuses to just be the obedient Intellectual Property and favorite toy of his Creator. The problem is, how do you defy the one being who knows you better than you know yourself?

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    Everyone she knew, everything they had built here, gone. Every person who had made the mistake of trusting her, slaughtered and left out to waste like they had meant nothing. That's what hurt the worst, not just the buildings burning and darkening the sky, or the fields torn up after the battle she's clearly missed, but that she'd never be able to bury them all. Each one of her people was innocent in this war. All they were guilty of was knowing her, generations removed from any who might've known her origins. But they rot for her sins, their bodies punished because hers can't be.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~§§§§§§§§§§~~~~~~~~~~

    The characters in this story were my original Homestuck OCs. They have changed and warped into something unique in the last decade of their existence, but at the heart there's a lot of homestuck pieces entwined in their lives. It's near and dear to me, and I want to refine it onto something more than just a fan story. My goal is to publish it, one day, but for now I'll suffice with just getting eyes on it.

    If you're interested in a story about the more homestuck-cannon adventures they participated in; I could write that too if there's any interest.

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    (Vriska) and Meenah come across an Eridan and Cronus who are dating. (Vriska) catches up with Eridan and he's not doing very well at all.

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    idk wrote in class once again, will likely add more to it on monday and update this but for now ill leave it at this.

    there is a small prt in eridans perspective i didnt post because. its unfinished so thatll likely get added

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    uhm idk wrote this during class so its very rushed in places. also no swearing i think cus yeah school they will kill me. pale gamkar gay weird idk shit sucks

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    What the title says. I'm not really creative with titles sorry :(

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