The Fanfic with Five Names A.K.A. Frantic Fanfic But with Lore A.K.A. Tublr Sexyman Lore A.K.A. William Afton (Probably) Fucked The Entirety of Tumblr A.K.A. Charity Work For Tumblr

by Dubiouscrow138, ElricBrother_No_1 (Harveyhaslostit), MysticBloodRose, orphan_account, PheebsIgLol, TheFFLoreMakers

Summary:

My friends and I made this a while back on FF (Frantic Fanfic), and you get to see all the cursed shit. Why? We did it for Tumblr. Anyway hope you all enjoy these wacky shenanigans and have a good laugh because WE sure as hell did writing it!
Also there is a timeline to this but it probably isn't going to be uploaded in a complete perfect order anyway, so hey! Have fun with interpretation!

Notes:

Hi so I'm Phear/Pheebs and my friends and I wrote this fanfiction. I'm the one running this account (Mystic runs the account on Wattpad that uploads this too if you wanna check it out, know that this one may end up in a somewhat different order though). Another thing, not everyone who helped write it will be co-authored here since some of them did a one-off thing, but still will be credited in notes.

Edit: So I thought it was Mystic who ran the Wattpad one, NOPE! That credit goes to Harvey when it comes to uploading chapters on there.
Edit 2: Apparently they both run it, it's co-run by both of em on Wattpad so yeah

Chapter 1: Cringe Title Lmao

Spamton found a shit load of stumps in the ground, and only a couple of actual alive trees still remaining. "WHAT THE [CUNGADERO] IS THIS?" He said to himself, only to come across a weird looking orange dog with a mustache that had one of the most depressing expressions he has seen.
"HELLO [Valued Customer] BUT WHAT HAPPENED H3RE?"

"Some random Jackass who calls himself a fuckin number, is what," The Lorax says sadly, taking another drag of his cigarette.

Spamton pauses, confused, though a sudden pit of worry, anger, and stress settles in his stomach as he thinks of who it might be. "NAMED AFTER A [numerical VALUE-] Onceler?" he asks, nervously.

"Yeah, something like that. Jackass is nearby still, I think he's nearby, the fucking twink.."

"Oh?" Spamton asked. "I'll go talk to him." He walked up to the house of the Onceler.

Notes:

Pheebs/Phear (so myself), Dubious and Mystic wrote this first chapter.