DU Headcanons cause im bored

by Anonymous

Summary:

DU headcanons i pulled out of my ass

This is old du btw cause the new du doesn't catch my attention

Notes:

Can't believe he is so underrated

Chapter 1: Scary_Day Headcanons

-This man is probably a HEAVY smoker

-I like to imagine he sounds like Mortality from Boozoo's ghosts

-He can hear people's heartbeats

-This man knows E V E R Y B O D Y ' S fears

-He likes to mentally torture instead of physically torture

-He has scars on his shoulders

-He needs glasses but refuses to wear them unless he is home alone with no plans of someone visiting

-He and Macabre get along pretty well

-Man has no love life but he doesn't bother getting one

Chapter 2: Dreadful_Day Headcanons

Summary:

Dreadful slander is funny

Notes:

oh no i mentioned virginity im sexualizing the operatives now oh nooooo we are all going to die aaaaaaa

-Man is the definition of r/niceguy

-He has a fedora ready for when he comes into contact with a woman

-He refers to women as "Females"

okay now for other stuff

-He and Benevolent probably have a rocky relationship due to their constant fighting over his misogynistic views

-Him and Sorrowful could get along but Sorrowful is more accepting and kind while he isn't

-He likes to think he is very high and mighty but could probably be killed off in less than a day

-He gets bullied by all of the operatives

-If he could have a beard he would have one

 

oh yeah and he is 100% a fucking virgi-

Chapter 3: Benevolent_Day Headcanons

Summary:

We love doctors who's sexual anatomy changes every lore change

ok i swear thats my final slander

Notes:

he can also step on me and i'd apologize

im just going to use he/they cause i fr cant tell anymore the wiki isnt helping

-They have a little room for when civilians just need a quiet place to calm down

-He frequently visits patients who are either chronically ill or paralyzed, and spends time with them when he isn't busy

-Him and Practical both get along extremely well and Practical often comes by to help (Taking orders at the Bakery or doing small chores around the hospital like cleaning and giving the patients some company)

-Would put lethal poison in Dreadful's food if given the chance

-They drink their respect women juice

-Extremely good manipulator

-Little bit sassy but nothing huge

-He and Macabre often argue about their views on life and their opinions but they don't really hate each other. Just small petty stuff.

-A sweet talker

-Could probably date someone if they tried but they don't find any interests in dating

Chapter 4: Macabre_Day

Summary:

refuse to believe that his eye isn't actually missing

-He also shares the same views as Dreadful but his isn't as extreme

-He loves goths (Preferably tall woman goths)

-He listens to Måneskin

-He thinks he is as intimidating as Scary but he really isn't

-He has back issues and I won't explain why

-He doesn't know how to change his wallpaper on his phone so it looks like a phone your grandmother would have

-He likes sweets

-Probably has an extreme chronic addiction to FNF

Chapter 5: Unstable_Day Headcanons

Summary:

Day 2469 of waiting for people to realize he isn't an uwu smol bean

-He gets extremely attached to random objects within seconds

-He has attempted to untie Unpredictable's shoes to trip him but got kicked in the face accidently

-He thinks Radiant is his biological brother for some fucking reason ig

-One time squeezed an animal so hard it died

-He stole a civilian's hamster one day and that hamster proceeded to die in less than four days

-He has a gamer dent in his head

-He would take piss drawers seriously

Chapter 6: Emotionless_Day Headcanons

Summary:

why is his actor following du porn accounts on Wattpad

 

or that could just be someone trying to identify as him (wouldn't be the first time)

though I wouldn't put him past him to actually fap to that stuff

Notes:

I doubt Emotionless's actors changed but just on the off-chance they did im talking about the one who probably worships Yanderedev

In case you don't know what the hell im talking about:

Emotionless_Day was known to overwork his staff and developers. He forced multiple developers to make large creations that were never used. He manipulated his staff and others into thinking he was always correct. When drama started about Emotionless, he denied it all and would attempt to make himself look good to other members by feeding them false information. He is also known to sexually harass others. Emotionless and one of his moderators were in the same game at one time standing near each other when Emotionless had the guts to say his moderator's avatar was grinding on him. He repeatedly asked staff members if they were in a relationship as well and if they were, he would tell them if anything happens between the two to let him know.

-He gives Dreadful a run for his money on being a misogynistic prick

-He thinks he is also very high and mighty but could get killed off in one day

-No, he would not look good in a skirt.

-He wants to have a fursona but has too much ego to actually create one

-He would be the one person that goes around sticking their entire face into scented candles for five minutes

-Doesn't know where the shutdown option is on his phone

Chapter 7: Placid_Day headcanons

Summary:

who?

-He picks at all of his scars on his face

-100% has a fursona

-He listens to Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani

-He writes horrible fanfiction

-He only watches female streamers

Chapter 8: Unpredictable_Day Headcanons

Summary:

almost finished

-He often takes Unstable's phone and moves apps, change wallpapers, and log him out of accounts just to annoy him

-He purposely stomps on Unstable's feet as hard as he possibly can

-One time he completely dismantled Unstable out of nowhere

-He also listens to Hollaback Girl

-He also smells scented candles

-Him and Radiant have a rocky relationship due to the constant fighting with Unstable

-One time challenged Scary to a fight while drunk and got his shit kicked in within seconds

Chapter 9: Radiant_Day Headcanons

-He takes pity on Unstable

-Him and Benevolent get along pretty well

-He needs glasses but refuses to wear any cause he thinks it'll make him less attractive

-Got in the middle of Scary and Unpredictable's fight to break it up but got punched in the face (He still whines about it whenever he gets the chance)

-One time he punched Unstable cause he had an extreme migraine and Unstable wouldn't stop shouting

-He lets Unstable use one of his old guitars

-He treats his new guitar like how Spongebob treats old reliable

-He has makeup

-Never has once had chapped lips

Chapter 10: Practical_Day Headcanons

Summary:

right i forgot he existed

-He has a dad bod

-He also wears a white tanktop

-He had a slight tan before the whole infection made him gray

-He has a robotic foot

-Has a pet rabbit named Susie

Chapter 11: Dynamic_Day

Summary:

O.M.G IS THAT GOTH FROM NAJ?!!?!?!!!!!!!

 

im so sorry

-One time he hit Unpredictable with a book because he wanted to start drama with Scary again

-One time made Unpredictable a sandwich and when Unpredictable didn't accept it he proceeded to throw it at him (They had an important meeting in five minutes)

-He lets the civilians rent books but will shoot them if they lose it or destroy it

-He reads Placid's horrible fanfiction and leaves a like and supportive comment on each chapter

-He drank coffee with spoiled coffee creamer for 8 weeks before realizing it was spoiled

Chapter 12: Sorrowful Headcanons

Summary:

was going to add Great at the end but im losing motivation

-An extremely supportive Priest

-One time he handed an advertisement for the church to Scary and Scary proceeded to wreck the ceremony for the next 6 Sundays

-Mf fighting depression and losing miserably

-He would be the one to make it extremely dramatic when bitten

-He listens to nightcore sad songs

-One time a civilian sent him a link to balls in yo jaws and he was repulsed

-He eats packaged noodles

-He has a lost and found

-He is bullied a lot by the other operatives