Chapter Text
Chapter 1
Misson Form God
“Do I have to?”
“Just go!” Pause.
“Wait, you need your bread!”
Raguna walked into the séance classroom where a girl was arguing with the teacher about “Evilusion”.
“I am God!” Raguna announced.
“You aren’t real,” Mr. Johnson, who was in on the incredibly elaborate prank, said.
“I will kill you!” Raguna shouted and stroked Mr. Johnson. He pretended to die.
“Yay!” said about half the kids in the class, including the girl who had been arguing with Mr. Johnson.
“Boo!” said the other half of the class that, for some reason, where Heatrans. Raguna stroked them and they pretended to die as well.
“Okay everyone leave, I need to talk to Sara,” Raguna said, taking a bite of the half-eaten bread. All the kids left and, Raguna hoped, ignored the blonde girl waiting outside the door.
“I have been watching you Sara. Do you know about video games?” Raguna asked, ‘cause you know, THAT’S not a stupid question or anything.
“Yeah, I play all the time with my bro and Lauren. My bro’s my brother and Lauren’s-“
Wondering why anyone felt the need to explain who their bro is, Raguna cut the girl off, “Nintendo Wrold? No WORLD sorry. Anyway, Nintendo World is under attack by some satin and a guy named Stan.”
“Ono!” Sara said.
“God thing I’m God,” Raguna said derpily, “I can give you cool powers and stuff.”
“Cool,” Sara said. While she was distracted, the girl Raguna had come with snuck up behind her and hit her on the head. She fell to the floor, unconscious.
“Nice one, Bo,” Raguna said sarcastically, “Now how’re we gonna get her back to the mansion?”
Bo shrugged, “God thing you’re God,” She said before teleporting away.