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17:41
Igasi created group chat named “Noa Noel is the hottest”
isagi added bachira, chigiri, kunigami
isagi: YOU GUYS ARE ACTUALLY BLIND TO NOAS BEAUTY
chigiri: are you still on about 😭😭😭 practice is over, get over it
kunigami: Yeah it’s not that deep
bachira: and you’re fucking wrong.
isagi: no I’m not. he’s the hottest footballer
[insert that one panel of Noel taking his jacket of to play 🥵🥵🥵]
LOOK AT HIM!! i’m sobbing crying, crawling on the floor, rocking back and forth oh lord what i wouldn’t do for a chance with him i’m telling y’all rn, if it was between him and anyone else. HES PERFECT IN VERY WAY i would snap everyone’s knees for the chance to give him sloppy toppy
bachira: if you break chiligiris knee again he’ll kill him self 😜😜
chigiri: AYO ISAGI??!???? HUH WHERE DID THIS COME FROM
and fuck you you little bumblebee dick- rider, isagi will never date you.
isagi: … 😱😱🙈🙈🙈🙉🙉🙊🙊
bachira: … 🖕🖕🖕 🤕
kunigami: I KNEW THAT WHOLE ‘i’m so sweet off field UWU 😇😇😇🙈🙈🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺’
I FUCKING KNEW THERE WAS NO WAY YOU WEBT FROM TELLING PEOPLE TO DIE TO BEING ALL ‘awwww you’re the reason i’m good at soccer’
chigiri: you’re a two faced whore isagi 🖕🖕🖕
isagi: both of you kill yourself. like rn. open your window and jump.
bachira: you’re lying isagi, you’re the hottest footballer *lip bite*
isagi: o-o-ohh *blushes* y-you’re so bold *shyly stutters*
chigiri: [link to 200k word, enemies to friends to lovers, slow burn noel noa x male reader ao3 fanfic written by ‘isagoat’]
your writing skills haven’t changed
isagi: ?!
kunigami: WHAT THE FUCK 200k WORDS HUH???
bachira: whys it kind of good??? i’m getting butterflies omg 😳😳😳
also YOU JUST GOT VIOLATED ISAGI!!!? YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET THAT GO??!!
kunigami: isagoats just gonna let that slide?
chigiri: you’re all fucking instigators, but do you have nothing to say?
isagi: fine if that’s how you wanna play. [link to 10k tartaglia | childe (genshin impact) x make reader, alpha reader, omega childe, pegging, slow burn, hurt/comfort, smut ao3 fanfic written by prettyprincesschi]
kunigami : NO FUCKING WAY??? PEGGING? OMEGA?? WHATT that’s a thousand times worse that isagi’s story!?!
bachira: pretty princess chi 💀💀💀 i always knew you liked when people called you princess
isagi: always going for the red heads. 😐
stay in your lane glass princess😒😒
kunigami: huh do you have a crush on sae or something?
bachira: did you trade all your brains for muscle?
chigiri: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU ALL
i’m exposing you to rin rn.
isagi: HUH THAN ILL JUST EXPOSE YOU AS WELL ???
also what does some random junior have to do with this??
chigiri: ILL TELL KAISER AND HE’LL TELL NOEL
and YOU SAID YOU LOVED JSI SOCOOER
bachira: the princess is running away!!! someone catch her!!
kunigami: isagis sprinting to your room rn, run.
isagi: ILL FUCKING BREAK YOUR KNEE AGAIN YOU WHORE
chigiri created a group chat called “isagoats sins”
chigiri added 23 people
isagi changed chigiri’s name to prettyprincesschi
prettyprincesschi changed isagi’s name to isagoat
bachira: huh princess is fast as ever
karasu: huh why are you guys flirting??
ootoy: princess and isagoat 💀💀💀 you’ll fucking or what
bachira: watch your mouth you wanna be ninja
ootoy: ????
rin left the group chat
sae left the group chat
kunigami added sae and rin back
bachira locked the group chat
prettyprincesschi: @kaiser
isagoat: IM BEING SERIOUS DOMT DO IT OR ILL SMED THE PICTYDE
prettyprincesschi: it’s to late for compromises. what’s done is done.
isagoat: WHAT YOURE THEONE THAT STARTED IT???
prettyprincesschi: you’re the one that decided to roll play like a degenerate
kaiser: huh what’s this? who the fuck is isagoat and prettyprincesschi??
are y’all role playing still?
ness: do you know these people?
oh isn’t prettyprincesschi the really pretty fast red head
prettyprincesschi: [isagi: o-o-ohh *blushes* y-you’re so bold *shyly stutters*
chigiri: [link to 200k word, enemies to friends to lovers, slow burn noel noa x male reader ao3 fanfic written by ‘isagoat’]
chigiri: your writing skills haven’t changed
isagi: ?!
kunigami: WHAT THE FUCK 200k WORDS HUH???
bachira: whys it kind of good??? i’m getting butterflies omg 😳😳]
isagi:
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