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Fuego Amigos
Fire Squaddie: It has occurred to me that we can’t use “when hell freezes over” anymore
Fire Cop: Why not?
Fire Medic: Check the news
Fire Medic: It’s breaking all over the place
Fire Cop: Why is it always Austin
Fire Squaddie: Better question
Fire Squaddie: Why is it always Casey and Severide
Fire Medic: And Brett
Fire Squaddie: Yes and Brett
Fire Cop: I thought based on everyone’s thoughts it’s also Buck and TK . . .
Fire Medic: Both Strands
Fire Squaddie: And where Brett goes
Fire Squaddie: Diaz is right behind her
Fire Cop: Which brings us back to my question
Fire Squaddie: . . .
Fire Squaddie: Yeah yours was better
Fire Medic: Of all the times for Casey and Severide to get down there
Fire Squaddie: And isn’t Casey still floating?
Fire Medic: Last I heard
Fire Cop: What the hell takes so long for them to rebuild a firehouse?
Fire Squaddie: Money
Fire Medic: Scheduling conflicts
Fire Squaddie: An ice storm probably doesn’t help either
Fire Squaddie: At least Severide’s still with Buck and TK
Fire Squaddie: Anyone know where Marwani ended up?
Fire Medic: Back with Ryder and Strickland, I think
Fire Medic: Chavez had to go back to the 129
Fire Squaddie: Good God
Fire Cop: Pretend I never had a running chat with Casey and Severide at that time
Fire Cop: What’s wrong with the 129
Fire Squaddie: They essentially turned Chavez into Cinderella pre-fairy godmother
Fire Cop: Bastards
Fire Medic: Casey’s been checking in on him though
Fire Medic: Apparently he made quite an impression on the captain
Fire Cop: Casey or the 129’s captain?
Fire Medic: Yes
Fire Medic: Chavez is having a better time apparently
Fire Cop: Good
Fire Cop: So other than a whole bunch of ice slamming into the state and no 126 yet, all’s good
Fire Squaddie: Sounds like it
Fire Medic: . . .
Fire Squaddie: Greg
Fire Squaddie: What do you know that we don’t
Fire Medic: There may be a little trouble in paradise
Fire Cop: Brett Casey and Severide? Seriously?
Fire Medic: Not them
C Cubed
Cop: See here’s the thing
Cop: At least a volcano sort of made sense
Cop: Not an ice storm
Captain: You really think this is the craziest thing that could happen in Austin?
Counselor: You really want to tempt fate?
Cop: ^
Captain: Good point
Captain: All I’m saying is catch up on Los Angeles’ disasters
Counselor: Buck already gave me that rundown
Counselor: How is he not dead
Cop: We ask the same thing
Cop: Then we remember who his captain is
Cop: Was
Cop: I need to get used to calling Owen a chief now . . .
Captain: Radford’s still in charge for now right?
Cop: He’s easing Owen into the duties
Cop: Something out in the hillier part of the country?
Counselor: I bet he loves that
Cop: You know Owen
Cop: What a nature lover
Captain: Austin’s grown on him though
Captain: At least TK now knows not to fall into a corn silo
Counselor: I never thought I would ever be having these types of conversations with you
Counselor: Ever
Captain: Welcome to having an adrenaline junkie as a member of your family
Captain: I’ve had to deal with Owen’s shenanigans for over twenty years
Captain: Then TK joined the department
Cop: Tyler’s actually been worse in some situations
Captain: But he and Owen have now both been shot
Cop: Right
Counselor: No one would ever believe me when I say the two of you are such gossips
Captain: Hey now
Captain: We gossip about important things only
Cop: Such as our family in Austin
Captain: Speaking of which
Captain: Does Sylvie know anything about the breakup?
Counselor: It also says how little a social life I have that I know exactly which breakup you mean
Captain: Rollins and Carisi are still going strong
Captain: I’m still with Peter
Captain: Fin and Phoebe are happy throwing away the idea of getting married
Captain: Am I missing anyone?
Cop: That’s everyone in New York
Counselor: From what I can tell no one knows anything
Counselor: It’s pretty tight-lipped down there
Captain: Drat
Cop: Why did I get called “cop” in this again?
Counselor: It was the only C that fit
Cop: Liv’s a cop too
Captain: I’ve got the higher rank you idiot
Counselor: Unless you want to use Detective
Counselor: Then it’s not C cubed anymore
Counselor: We’d just be another version of the CDC
Cop: . . .
Cop: You know –
Captain: And there’s the resemblance to Sylvie
Counselor: I can’t tell if that was an insult or not
Counselor: But I’ll take it
Cop: Sap
Counselor: Only for my sister, thank you very much
Boss Squad
Court Boss: So out of curiosity
Court Boss: Who here would believe me when I say Benson and Stabler are gossips
Ladder Boss: Depends on the context
Squad Boss: Maybe?
Medic Boss: Yes
Court Boss: My sister is my favorite
Squad Boss: That’s obvious
Squad Boss: But to Matt’s point
Squad Boss: What’s the context
Court Boss: I think they’re trying to figure out if they need to kill Carlos or not?
Ladder Boss: Ah
Ladder Boss: The breakup situation
Court Boss: That
Squad Boss: TK hasn’t said anything to me
Squad Boss: Then again I’m his boss now so
Squad Boss: Not sure he would on the job
Squad Boss: And he hasn’t said anything off the job either
Ladder Boss: You two see him more than I do now
Ladder Boss: I swear the brass has me teleporting all over the city right now
Ladder Boss: I wonder if this how Pelham felt as a floater . . .
Court Boss: That leaves?
Medic Boss: Direct quote
Medic Boss: “I’m not going to tell you why we broke up, Sylvie”
Medic Boss: And I can’t even tell who did the breaking up
Medic Boss: And if Eddie knows anything on Carlos’s side he’s not saying
Court Boss: So same as before
Court Boss: Nothing
Medic Boss: Sorry to disappoint the second parents
Medic Boss: On another note
Medic Boss: Any chance they could get us out of this stupid company
Medic Boss: Eddie and I are going to go insane if we stay any longer
Court Boss: Vega and Gillian are there too, right?
Medic Boss: Yes
Medic Boss: But I think Nancy has already gone insane
Court Boss: Touché
Court Boss: They still couldn’t find a house for you?
Medic Boss: Not with extra room for another ambulance
Squad Boss: At least the 137 is close enough that we sometimes get the same calls
Squad Boss: And I’m grateful Chief Abrams was able to rotate his crews to give us room
Squad Boss: But a three-man team feels weird
Squad Boss: I miss Marwani
Ladder Boss: I miss Ryder, Strickland and Chavez
Medic Boss: I miss everyone
Court Boss: I’d fly down to visit
Court Boss: But according to every meteorologist on the planet that’s not a good idea
Court Boss: And I think Jack might actually ground me if I tried
Ladder Boss: . . .
Ladder Boss: Ground you?
Court Boss: You haven’t met Jack
Medic Boss: You really haven’t
Ladder Boss: Well now I want to
Squad Boss: So you can see him ground Nolan?
Ladder Boss: You know me so well
Court Boss: Go to hell
Medic Boss: We’re already in it
Medic Boss: And it’s frozen over
Court Boss: For God’s sake –
Squad Boss: You walked right into that one Nolan
Ladder Boss: Point Sylvie
Medic Boss: Sorry Nolan
Medic Boss: But seriously
Medic Boss: Someone get us out of here
Ladder Boss: Mother Nature has never been kind to us, has it?
Court Boss: Didn’t the dust storm happen on your watch, too?
Medic Boss: So what you’re getting at is they’re the problem
Court Boss: Exactly
Squad Boss: Ouch
Ladder Boss: We should all be in an insane asylum at this point
Medic Boss: I’d take that over this company
Medic Boss: I hope Owen takes over soon
Medic Boss: I want my firehouse back
