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Binghe is kneeling in front of his Shizun, Shen Qingqiu (Shen Yuan), having just confessed to wanting to go to bed with Shen Yuan.
*Scene Start*
BH: *Very supplicatory, very shame-faced*
"Will Shizun deign to allow this lowly disciple the honor of his night with this one?"
SY: *nods managimously* Ah, this white lotus must want some cuddles! He must be lonely! Damn the original goods for such neglect!
Wait, why bh so soft when he supposed to the TOP no 1 male protag? What is this?! Was there a scene with a wife in the novel like this??
"This master will allow it. Binghe may come on top (of the bed)."
BH: OH, Shizun wants me to top him? Alright, anything for shizun, must take care of mai waifu! *immediate bed kabe-don's shizun*
SY: *realization* Wait! Why is bh directing this lust at me? I've bent the stallion protag? System??! How did happen?
System: MANDATORY QUEST: FULFILL THE PROTAG WANTS OR LOSE 50000000 B-POINTS.
REWARD: 50 B-POINTS.
SY: *rages at the unfair system* But I'm not even gay tho?
BH: Shizun is squirming in pleasure, I have pleased Shizun! Must do more!
SY: *gay crisis* Why are my clothes coming off! Why- wait, look at my bun's teary eyes! He must need to relieve himself after so long not having a wife, I mean in book, he had 687 wives and here he have no release partners! *start stripping Binghe*
BH: Gasp. Shizun loves me! He want meeee!
SY: Oh my fuck, that's the heavenly pillar?! It won't fit!!!!
BH: I just wanted to touch and pleasure Shizun, but he stare at my shame stick like he really wants it?? Must satisfy Shizun!
"Worry not Shizun. This lowly disciple will make it good for you!"
SY: Here we go! Geronimoooooo! ...Wait it feel good? Man. Protag aura golden heavenly pillar is such powerful. Broken stats! *drowns in pleasure*
*Fade to Smut*
SYSTEM: CONGRATULATIONS CONGRATULATIONS CONGRATULATIONS 🎊! GOOD THINGS MUST BE SAID THREE TIMES! MISSION CLEAR!
QUEST REWARDS:
B-POINTS: 50.
MC SATISFACTION POINTS: Over 9000.
SELF DISCOVERY PERCENTAGE: 69%.
NEW PATHS UNLOCKED:
- 'THE ARRIVAL OF THE GE'
- 'CUCK OR CUCKOO?'
- 'SANDWICH ON THE SHORES OF THE ICY RIVER'
SY: *passed out from stallion papapa*
BH: *loving intense staring* This disciple will look after Shizun in sickness and in health, not even til death will we part! *cuddle snuggles* Oh yes, must wake early to prepare breakfast for Shizun!
*Scene End*