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7:23AM
(z)ero braincells
9 users are online
bachira: I WANNA SLEEEEEP
bachira: WHAT IS THAT ALARM
kunigami: you're still in bed???
isagi: uhm...
chigiri: bachira that's an evacuation alarm-
bachira: still an alarm dumbass
isagi: you're gonna die bachira
bachira: maybe that's just what i want
bachira: why is everyone crowded outside the building tf???
isagi: BECAUSE THERE IS AN EVACUATION BACHIRA
bachira: 🤨
igarashi: wait guys i have an idea
isagi: no
chigiri: no
kunigami: no
bachira: no
naruhaya: no
gagamaru: no
igarashi: HERE ME OUT OKAY
igarashi: LETS INVITE ALL THE RANDOMS HERE TO A GC
isagi: why
kunigami: the million dollar question
bachira: hold up that's a good idea tho
naruhaya: bachira no
bachira: THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE FROM HERE HOLY
isagi: there is?
chigiri: isagi where are you
kunigami: yea i can't see you
isagi: wdym i'm right here
chigiri: where
isagi: behind you
chigiri: ????
naruhaya: bachira can you see that blue mushroom from the window?
isagi: BLUE MUSHROOM????
bachira: i just see chigiri holding onto kunigami's arm
chigiri: irrelavent information if you ask me
isagi: OKAY YEAH IT'S IRRELEVANT YOU LITTLE BITCH
kunigami: he's taller than you
isagi: i'm literally with you guys
isagi: LOOK DOWN ONCE IN A WHILE YOU BEANSTALK
kunigami: I'M FUCKING LOOKING DOWN
isagi: I'M RIGHT THERE HELLO???
kunigami: ALL I SEE IS GARAMARU NAPPING ON THE GROUND
bachira: wait i'm being kicked out of my dorm-
chigiri: because there's a fire upstairs
bachira: is that why everyone's outside???
chigiri: oh my god
kunigami: he's a lost cause babe
bachira: I AM NOT
kunigami: ISAGI WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU HIDING
isagi: IM NEXT TO YOU WTF
naruhaya: he's on the bleachers watching the soccer practise 😶
isagi: you're lying
naruhaya attached an image
kunigami: i'm literally going to murder you
isagi: clearly that's photoshopped
chigiri: tf are you doing there
bachira: ooOh LET'S PLAY ISAGI
isagi: NOT NOW
bachira: why :(
isagi: BECAUSE I SAID SO
naruhaya: oh.
naruhaya: oh. oh. oh.
isagi: shut up
chigiri: so now you're coming back huh
isagi: BRO
isagi: i literally went to the bathroom and saw the soccer practise and stopped by to watch
bachira: why not just use our bathrooms though
bachira: instead of going across campus
chigiri: BACHIRA DO YOU HAVE THE MEMORY OF A FUCKING GOLDFISH
bachira: not that i know of
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isagi: ???
chigiri: WE NEVER AGREED TO DO THAT
karasu: who the fuck
otoya: more like what the fuck
yukimiya: you two are literally -2 braincells
isagi: oh no no no
karasu: HEYYY ISAGI
isagi has gone offline
karasu: :(
reo: is there a way to mute this groupchat?
kunigami: god i wish there was
reo: ...
naruhaya: who are these people
nagi: please unlock the chat so I can leave
reo: nagi turn your phone off
nagi: but i wanna play games :(
reo: i'll get you a new phone don't worry
nagi: but i like my phone :(
reo: i'll get an exact copy
bachira: oh shit
bachira: you rich rich
nagi: i want to sleep
gagamaru: come join
nagi: :O
reo: NAGI NO COME HERE
chigiri: clingy mf
reo: says you red mf
chigiri: your life must be so depressing
reo: i'm richer than you
chigiri: i'm better than you
otoya: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
rin: can you all shut the fuck up
bachira: RINNNN
rin: what
bachira: hi
rin: okay?
bachira: *~(￣▽￣)~*
isagi is online
isagi: OI BACHIRA
bachira: hi isagi
karasu: hi isagi
isagi: wasn't talking to you bitch
otoya: yeah shut up karasu
karasu: ????
kunigami: a lovely relationship
otoya: idk who this guy is
otoya: help me
karasu: WE'VE LITERALLY BEEN DATING FOR 4 YEARS
otoya: oh yeah
otoya: lmao i forgot
chigiri: honestly mood
otoya: literally
kunigami: babe????
chigiri: sorry sorry
isagi: bachira i found your jersey on the field
bachira: but my jersey is in my dorm
kunigami: you were complaining about it being missing this morning though
bachira: i was?
niko: please get medical help
isagi: hi niko
niko: hi
rin: isagi you look so fucking pathetic right now god i would kill myself if i woke up looking like you
rin: like i'm sorry i could never imagine looking at myself in the mirror and seeing the monstrosity that is your face
isagi: 💀
bachira: rin that's not nice :(
rin: sorry my intrusive thoughts escaped
karasu: but you took the time to write that whole message out 💀
rin: who are you?
otoya: the one that started the fire in the dormitory
karasu: 
isagi: IT WAS YOU????
bachira: I WOKE UP BECAUSE OF YOU
karasu: it's not like i did it on purpose chill
kunigami: you're a walking clown
otoya: he's not a clown
karasu: thank you
otoya: he's the whole fucking circus
karasu: ...
kunigami: dammit you beat me to it
karasu: why are you so mean to me :(
otoya: because you're goofy
otoya: but i love your hot face
karasu: sit on my face please 🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️🙇♂️
yukimiya: y'all are disgusting
otoya: you're sad, lonely and homophobic
yukimiya: i-
reo: says you
otoya: says me?
otoya: your boyfriend is literally an empty husk of nothing that smells like rotten cheese
reo: EXCUSE ME
nagi: me?
otoya: no
reo: what the fuck are you on about
igarashi: CHILL GUYS
otoya: shut up bitch
igarashi: I LITERALLY INVITED YOU HERE
otoya kicked igarashi from (z)ero braincells
karasu: YOU TELL EM BABY
isagi: LMFAOOO
bachira: OH-
naruhaya: LMAO
kunigami: wtf
kunigami: how did you kick him if you're not the admin??
otoya: i'm just built different 😫
rin: please kick me out too
bachira: NO RIN DON'T LEAVE
rin: shut it
otoya: no one is leaving this group chat 😈
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sae: what is this
rin: fucking kill me
kaiser: ????
isagi: FUCKCKCJJSCJK
naruhaya: LMFAOOOOO
isagi: OTOYA
otoya: hi :)
isagi: i'm gonna fucking kill you
isagi: start fucking running
otoya: on it sir 🧎♂️