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"Alright, Koyomi... Just close your eyes... Count to five and when you open them you will no longer be in this place."
Alucard commented as he place his hands on his shoulders.
Koyomi complied with his request and began counting in his mind.
'1...2...3...4....5.'
At the same time, Koyomo count to five, he lost the feeling of someone touching his shoulder, while he also felt a strong gust of cool wind hit his body.
When he opens his eyes that when he saw a large city; it was a modern civilization crossed with magic, because before Koyomi was many large skyscrapers. Cars roamed the streets, and weird animals humanoids, and humans were walking and driving on the road.
Meanwhile, Koyomi himself was on a tall building, it was relatively high up, and everyone had anime designs, even he lost his realism, but he ignore this fact, instead he now sets out for his adventure towards power.
"The bigger question is though... Where am I exactly?"
Koyomi asks himself. The city surroundings were unusual to him, this was to side effect of different anime crossing over with one another.
For balance to be maintained different scenarios had to be changed, and rules had to co-align with each other.
"Well technically speaking this work isn't canon, so it's pointless to know which verse im in...
However before Koyomi could speak, he heard the voice of a woman, a man, a child, a little boy, a little girl, and even his, no it was the voice of all.
"The Unique Divine Protection "Blessing of the Father King" has been gifted to the foreign anomaly."
"The unique Divine protection of "Blessing of the Pendragon" has been given to the foreign anomaly."
"The unique Divine protection of "Blessing of the enthusiastic one" has been given to the foreign anomaly."
"Divine protection of "Aim bot" has been gifted to the foreign anomaly."
"Divine protection of "All surface" has been given to the foreign anomaly."
"..."
When Koyomi heard this, his head began to hurt a little, as information began to appear in his head.
"Seriously, divine protections, if I remember correctly Divine Protections was from that one isekai show where that track suite guy dies a lot only to come back to die again, what was his name again, yeah it was from a car company, Toyota, Mercedes... No yeah, that's it Subaru, Natsuki Subaru... So this world has Re:zero elements in it ha."
"Interesting, although I must say that these hacks that the Od gave me are indeed convenient, although im puzzled as to why I got five in total, if I remember correctly the sword saint is the only person known in this world that is said to be blessed with multiple divine protection.
"Well let's sit down and think."
"According to these new memories what my divine protection do is as follows."
- Divine protection of Blessing of The Father King: A unique Divine protection that was made only for you by the Od, it is similar to the blessing of the sword saint and the Phoenix, in the sense that it is unique, it can't be replicated even by the sword saint, this divine blessing makes those that are younger than you naturally have high respect for you albeit it can show in different ways, naturally, you're a father to all, anything you do fatherly effects reality to some degree, for example, simple advice to those you considered as children, will make them want to work harder to make you proud, head pats can calm anyone down, young spirits take liking to you and looks up to you as a fatherly figure, holding a belt instill a primal fear to those younger than you, whenever children come around you, meaning those that are younger than you minor wounds start to heal, your good at motivational speech, and finally when you enforce discipline to those that are naughty all attacks does ×3 the damage.
- Divine protection of Blessing of The Pendragon: All blades naturally like you, although it doesn't give God-like swordsmanship, it's more like every bladed weapon allows you to use it. You can also induce a worthiness function to any blade weapon meaning you can make a normal sword an unmovable sword, that can only be lifted by those that are worthy.
- Divine Protection of Blessing of The Enthusiastic One: Any time you decide to take an enthusiastic walk 80% of the time something interesting will happen, this can be both a blessing and a curse.
- Divine Protection of Aim bot: This protection turns the user's eye into a scope and tells you where to aim, although it doesn't adjust your body, it just guides you so you can aim better, hitting your shots isn't always guaranteed, seeing moving targets are harder to catch, and bigger ones are easy.
- Divine Protection of All Surface: This protection makes reality around you into a physical surface, meaning you can walk, run, sit, jump, and grab unto anything, want to walk on the surface of the water then no problem, want to do pull up by randomly grabbing the air then go for it, want to jump on water particles easy, and want to sleep on a soft cloud, go for it.
These were all of Koyomi's Divine Protection, they weren't overpowered but they were useful, but if he had to be honest, his all-surface Divine Protection was his favorite out of the five though, the ability of supernatural walking or balance is amazing.
Being free from some rules of physics was amazing.
But apart from that Koyomi had different things to do.
"Honestly I don't like wasting time, but what should I do first... Hmm!... Yeah, the obvious thing to do first would be to gather information, yes, yes... From there set out on a journey to locate the dragon balls, but to do that I need power seeing that I don't know what I will encounter along the way, the best thing to do in this case is to feed Helena with as many monsters as possible or Mabeast, seeing this world has Re:zero elements in it, and if the off chance I do run into the witch cult or any other threats I won't be defenseless."
"It's decided then let's get to work; the first objective, take an enthusiastic walk, and let's see if I can find anything interesting that can give answers."
With that said Koyomi look down, he was easily sixty stories up, on top of a high skyscraper, however without fear he jumped down and began to fall, his coffin floating right behind him as if it was an extension of his body.
However, he suddenly stop when he was halfway down, and raised his hand upwards, opening it wide, and grabbing empty air, to a normal onlooker it look like he was floating, but in reality, it was just All Surface doing its thing.
"Haha. This is both equally fun and terrifying, but let's let go of this, and fall gently on the surface below."
From there Koyomi let go and fall gently on the invisible surface below him, currently speaking he was air walking because he began to walk in the air casually, just looking around.
He saw many things like, a giant billboard saying, vote for Cruch Karsten...
He saw, a statue of Shinobu, Rengoku, Giyu, and Tengen together doing sword stances.
He saw a building that's say, "Classes on how to defend yourself from Shikis."
He even saw a warning notice from a blimp saying that the iron-blooded, cold-blooded calamity was last seen, just west of Lugnica, and caution is advised.
Meanwhile, as he walks he was documenting every piece of information he sees, thankfully Seras was kind to give him the old diary she never used in the end, so it was an empty book.
"Interesting, with the information I have so far I can conclude that this world also has Demon Slayer Elements in it, along with Shiki, hmmm... This is hell, and to make things worse Kiss-shot is hair, yap-yap... Witch cult, Muzans, and his Demons, horror fest vampires, an eldritch vampire with a donut fetish, Mabeast, the great rabbit, the white whale, the black serpent, the witches of sin, lunatic mage with a mommy problem, sociopathic loli that wear a white curtain as clothes, depression, and a whole lot of suffering plus more, yeah what can go wrong¿ This is totally a fun world to begin an adventure in...
"¡Like hell it is, this is hell at this point, this world is a horror world... Damn, well I have a solution to that, isn't that right Helena. Yeah let's beat horror and madness, with the power of the unknown, yep-yep, I have my eldritch vampire daughter by my side, I fear nothing but taxes, mhn. For now let's seek violence, and carnage intentionally... Now then, where can I find sufficient violence and carnage worthy of Helena's time."
Koyomi cheerfully asks, with a gleeful smile on his face.
However, at that moment, he heard someone shout out aloud in panic, only to be followed by gunshots right after.
"¡Crazy bastard!"
*Pow!*
*Pow!*
*Pow!*
Upon looking down, Koyomi saw two men unconscious, another man with a severed hand, a damaged eye, and a familiar face bleeding out on the ground due to being shot.
But after further notice, he realizes who the boy was.
"Wait isn't that track suite guy... What was his name again, ah yes Subaru...
"Hmmm. Wait if he can turn back time... Yes if I help him he owes me one, you never know when you need a time-traveling hikikomori... Yeah, let's just heal him, and leave to find violence."