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(A/N): I start this fanfiction to practice for writing my own original that im currently writing and to have fun, I don't mind criticism, and nothing is perfect, English is not my first language, but I hate that excuse; so let's get this started.
I have seen very few good harem stories, I want to see if I can pull it off.
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Koyomi Espada was a half-Japanese, he was a half-Mexican old man.
He looked at the cake before him which his son Dane bought for him prior, as he lit the three candles, it was a large cheesecake; with the topper being a picture of the Doom Slayer guy fist bumping the Master chief, and it was the number 106.
Koyomi looks on as his son; or more like his last remaining child and his eldest offspring light the candles with excitement.
The cake topper sure brought back good memories, both happy and frustrated ones at that, but happy nonetheless, looking on at his two childhood heroes sure made him happy, the Doom guy, and the legendary master chief himself sure fill him with joy, normally he is too old for games and anime, but with all honesty there were his roots, the embodiment of his childhood, and the incarnation of his happiness.
And speaking of happiness, he look at his son Dane, the lad was already an old coot like himself, a rusty nail just like him.
He had brown eyes, the most common color like his own, but traces of his once beautiful blonde hair like his mother could still be seen, albeit its pigmentation was fading, as now it was mostly grey with time.
He wore a simple blue shirt and black short pants, his hair reach his neck, and he had white skin now plastered with age spots, as his body had few wrinkles, not as much as he had but still enough to represent his age.
"Alright. Hurry blow out the candle Dad before the wax melt."
"Of course don't forget to make a wish."
Dane said with a smile pushing the large cake closer to Koyomi as he sat around the hall table.
Koyomi smiles once more replying as such.
"Yes, yes. We both know you just want to stuff your face."
Dane chuckled a little, rubbing the back of his head embarrassingly; meanwhile, Koyomi slowly bend down to blow out the candle as he said to himself.
'A wish ha? How childish; well im already thankful that I even reach 106 years of age, to begin with; not even my wife Sodav manage to reach her seventies, she died of breast cancer at sixty-two, im practically just living by the will of God, back in my day we say anyone that lives for this long is just surviving on borrowed time; hehehe good times.'
Koyomi said with an intrigued smile.
But if he had to be honest with himself then he would ask for nothing more than to relive his childhood, he wanted to experience all the joy of his life, he could remember all the hype of his childhood the first time he watch Goku and Piccolo fight, or when he watched his first isekai; how could he forget the goat itami, and Rory Mercury.
One Piece wasn't his favorite but he had to acknowledge Zoro for his badassery, bleach of course was another one of the highlights of his younger days, but overall games and anime as a whole were what he longed for if he could forget all the anime and experience them once again, then that's all he would wish for; as that would be the ultimate re-watch.
Hell maybe even living in all of them would be a wish like no other, although it was a childish wish but a man can dream dream.
After all, he wanted to see it, experience it, yes he wanted the rush of experiencing the first Getsuga, the first Kamehameha, what one thousand minus seven? Namjala latak, even the simple annoying but cute catchphrase of a certain character Tu tu ru, was an epic if not treasured memory of his childhood.
Every cringe, every cliche, every plot hole, every power of friendship, to Koyomi every memory of fiction he had truly meant everything to him, no anime is perfect, no game is perfect, and no story is perfect, but he loves them all, and equally at that.
But the best thing of all for Koyomi was his family overall things; his son Dane, the last of his bloodline, and the last legacy he has on this green earth was his everything, his pride, and joy.
And sharing this moment with his son was an honor any father can ask for, hell if he died right now he would die the most happiest man alive despite his harsh but equally satisfying life.
He watches this boy grow into the fine man he is today, Ceo of his own store, albeit a supermarket, it was still a company he work hard to maintain over the years.
And seeing him happy, made him happy, but he knew this boy was not happy, no he was in despair. His wife, and kids, along with all his other siblings, got into a horrible accident when they went on a family trip all of them died, leaving only him alive.
Those were dark times, especially since my kids were all I have, truly this boy is all I have, so if I had to make a wish, then I would wish for safety, and endeavors in life to come, he is already old, but it's not too late for him to start over.
Koyomi thought to himself. Moments later though after he and Dane devoured a small portion of the cake, Dane look nervous as if he wanted to say something.
"F-F-Father?"
"... Yes son?"
"Am. You see there is something I want to talk to you about."
Dane said with a hurt but calm smile on his face.
"Speak up boy, im not getting any younger."
Dane struggled for a moment, but he soon found confidence and said.
"Father, I wanted to tell you something important, am ¡I STARTED DATING AGAIN!"
Dane shouted, meanwhile old man Koyomi slowly made a smirk on his face, as he said to himself.
'Would you look at that, I got my wish.'
"... So old man."
"Look Dane, im proud of you, and your mother would have also wanted you to move on with your life as well, don't be like your old man who has secluded himself in a life of solitary."
Dane didn't say anything and just listing keenly to what Koyomi had to say, this man his father has gave him several lifetimes' worth of wisdom and advice.
"And besides; after what you went through you deserve all the happiness in the world, life is short enjoy it while you can."
"... I will take that into consideration father."
"Ata boy; now the. Tell me who is the lucky girl, have you found anyone in particular that fancy your interest?"
Koyomi asks with a mischievous smile on his face.
To which Dane replied.
"Well yeah, to be honest, I scored two."
"A side chick, and the main chick ha... Haha... Quite the libido ha, well I can't blame you years of no action does that to a man?"
But Dane wasn't laughing instead he and a serious face as he said.
"No father, I mean that I am going out with twins."
"..."
"..."
Upon hearing this, Koyomi was dumbfounded at the revelation but shrugged it off with a cough regaining his thoughts on the matter at hand.
"Hehehe; Good for you boy; im happy. Talk about luck."
"Lucky I am indeed fat...
But at the same time, a ringtone could be heard coming from Danes's pocket; he grab it and said.
"Hello... Wait your what?"
"I see; alright, I will be there soon."
"So is that her? Koyomi asks taking another bite from his cake."
Dane looks at his father and said.
"Yeah; she says her car breaks down; and needs someone to pick her up. Father am...
"Boy just go; it's not good to keep a woman waiting, besides im already tired; I think I will call it a night; stop by tomorrow, let's cook a feast, and bring the lady over and introduce her to me, while you're at it."
With that said oldman Koyomi got up from the table, both hands behind his back; as he walked toward his bathroom.
Dane smiled at his father as he hurriedly got up; and grabbed his car keys from the table, and before leaving he waved his hands and said.
"I will see you later Dad take care love you."
"Yes my son I love you too, just remember to put the rest of the cake in the fridge; im going to take a shower and call it a night."
From there Dane went on his own adventure leaving the farm; meanwhile, old man Koyomi began to take a bath and headed to his room.
He watches some tv before going to sleep, and eventually, he began to feel sleepy so he cut it off and lay his head down, and surrenders himself to the unconscious feeling.
"Today has been a good day, 106 haha."
Those were the last words old man Koyomi said before falling asleep.
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*Yawn* "Morning already ha?"
Koyomi said; as he got from his bed, however. He was shocked to find out that his bed suddenly felt so hard, and cold.
"The hell is this."
"Ha, where the hell is this? This isn't my room."
But as he asked that he suddenly heard a familiar voice coming from behind him.
"Because it isn't."
Koyomi turned around to meet someone he knew all too well.
He was a tall man, he was pale, extremely pale to the point one would think he was dead. Well, that's because he is dead. The man was a tall, long-lived, broad-shouldered adult man of indeterminate but reasonably young age. He had short black hair, his bangs covering his face slightly, and his red eyes shone a bright crimson reminiscent of that of blood.
Meanwhile, his clothing was Victorian-fashioned, it included a charcoal suit, leather riding boots, and an intricately knotted red cravat, covered by a full-length, red frock overcoat with a cape. He also wears a wide floppy brimmed but fucking iconic red fedora and a pair of circular, heavily tinted, wire-framed orange sunglasses with goggles sidings.
His foot was crossed and was sitting on an ominous-looking stone throne; his hands were together as he was in deep thinking, but his attitude was that of amusement.
Meanwhile, old man Koyomi was dumbfounded at the sight of one of his childhood heroes before him.
The man.
The myth.
The legend.
The crimson fucker himself.
"... ¡A-A-ALUCARD!"
"Yeah... Sup bitch."
Chapter 2: As they say I am everywhere; but I'm also nowhere
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"... ¡A-A-ALUCARD!"
Koyomi shouted in shock at the sight of the immortal vampire; meanwhile, Alucard just look at him and said.
"Yeah... Sup bitch."
"..."
"..."
"Yeah, im just dreaming... There is no way Alucard is here, but I must say it's been years since I had a Lucid dream, and this one is very vivid."
Koyomi said as he slowly got up circling the man in red.
"Damn he looks like the real thing, how old is this show again, Yeah it's older than me about 120 years, I watch this when I was a little boy, I was fourteen years old, and that was during World War Three, yeah those were good times."
Alucard laughed at this and said.
"... Tell me about it, world war three was good times, very good times."
The Vampire said as he remembered the time when he used to play dead by daylight in real life with many zombies, even catholic priests, and werewolf Natzis were present for the fun. In layman's terms, it was a weird day in the office.
Meanwhile, Koyomi still thinks he was in a dream.
And said with interest.
"Ha. It also talks like it's replying to me, awesome I know the brain was a complex organ but this is just amazing, wow Rem's sleep is awesome."
Alucard on the other hand, was thinking.
"Yeah, im too lazy to explain."
Koyomi soon stops in his tracks when he felt someone tap him from behind. He instantly turned around to find Alucard.
"Ha wait how weren't there just no...
But when he turned around he still saw Alucard, he looks back he saw two Alucards.
"Ok, this is getting a little creepy."
Amazingly he turned back to the throne Alucard and found seven more Alucard standing beside the throne Alucard.
He barely turned around, and Alucard manage to clone himself at an insane speed.
But he turned around again and there were a hundred at countless as he was not going to count how much Alucard he is seeing, but you get the point.
Although he had to admit it was a little scary because Alucard or Alucards was just looking at him, at this point, he was scared dream or not, Alucard is still an Alucard.
He soon saw one of the Alucards walks up towards him and said.
"Koyomi Espada; 106 years old today, son of Leonardo Espada, and Sakura Natsume; husband of four kids, two boys and two girls, one son now since three died during the accident, husband of Sodav Espada, haha anime lover, and farmer, tell me do you like taking enthusiastic walks?"
Alucards ask, at this point, Koyomi was amazed by his knowledge hell he was convinced that his son might have put some kind of drug in his cake because he was really tweaking even in sleep.
But Alucard, just smile mischievously as he places his hand on his head, and said.
"Let us save ourselves some time."
When Alucard did this Koyomi inherited memories, one was when Alucard sneak into his bedroom, pick him up like a rice sack, and teleported us back to his universe.
It was at that moment he said.
"My God this is real, but how, is your bot real?"
"Exactly."
"Ha?"
Spoke Koyomi with a perplexed face.
"So this is a dream."
"Unlikely, If I shoot you right you will bleed out, if you want I can prove it to you by taking your left arm."
"No, I believe you."
Koyomi interjects not wanting to test that theory
"... But still how is this possible?"
"I just gave you my memories."
"I know but I thought anime was just entertainment and fiction, but you're not fiction, you actually exist."
"Well as you should know since you watch my story on media, I became omniscient and omnipresent. I am everywhere but im also nowhere, I am you, and you are me, this universe, creation as a whole is just another part of me as a whole, by being everywhere im essentially nowhere in particular, I don't exist yet I do, I know all because I am all, albeit that why your here, I heard you, no I here everything, well please take a seat."
"Boring!"
Said the throne Alucard, as I talk to this more talkative Alucard.
"Ignore him he is TFS Alucard, im cannon Alucard, essentially im all Alucard, but yes this conversation about explaining myself is tedious, please sit down."
With those words said, a similar throne came in front of TFS Alucard. I took it, albeit im still shocked as I am still trying to process all this.
Canon Alucard seems like the more responsible and mature of his other Alucard counterparts, seeing that he began to stand beside TFS Alucard and did all the explaining.
"Koyomi I will cut to the chase, your dying."
"... Ha?... Hahaha... Well, I expected that. See that im an old man, after all, it's a miracle I even lived past hundred years old, so im not surprised."
"Haha. I do respect and admire humans who come to terms with their own death, how I envy you. But yes, essentially a friend of mine sent me for you."
"A friend, who might that be?"
"I can't tell you; however I owe that friend a favor, so here is the gist, you have four days before you die of old age, and I will give you two choices, you can take both me and TFS Alucards offer, or you can die human."
"Is this isekai?"
TFS Alucard smirked as he said.
"Of course it is, I only want to help you as I have watched all episodes of adventure time on Netflix now I desire a more existing adventure."
TFS Alucard replied. Meanwhile, Canon Alucard replied as such.
"As I said, I want to keep my promise to an old friend, but the choice of a new beginning all comes down to you as an individual. It's your life, it's up to you what you want to do with it."
"Come on Koyomi join us we have cookies."
"Again ignore him, he is a special case."
Canon Alucard replied.
Koyomi thought for a minute.
'All my life I raised my children even after my wife died, I work for my family sufficing their well-being to the best of my abilities as a working member of society, I tried to be the best father possible, even my other children died; I have nothing in that world, and im growing old, but what about Dane, how will he take things.'
Koyomi wanted to know one more thing before he made a decision.
"Am Mr. Alucard, what about Dane, since your all-knowing you must know what his future will be."
Alucard smirk as he answers.
"Dane will die at age 99 on May 15th, cause of death was a stroke, he married those twins, and had five children three sons, and two daughters, but he does live a happy and long life. Even after your death."
"I see. Good for him; alright I will take your offer although I want to know which world you're sending me to?"
This time around TFS was the one to answer.
"You see because im all-knowing, shit becomes boring, so I asked my good friend Rick Sanchez to build a wall around infinity of a certain omniverse, making it so it becomes a blind spot of my paradoxical existence, you see I am going to watch your adventure through my seventy-inch plasma white screen Tv, yes your entertainment your POV will be what I see, I hope you can top adventure time.'
"That doesn't answer my question at all, but thanks for the information anyways."
With that, Koyomi looked at Canon Alucard who rolled his eyes at his abridge version and began to properly explain.
"Yes it is as my carefree brethren said, you're going to a universe with all anime and game worlds fuse into one; at the end of your journey, you will meet the person who sent for you, although you can't meet that person until you surpass that omniversal construct yourself."
When Koyomi heard this, he was shocked if that's the case doesn't that mean? Dangerous anime characters and enemies will be present there.
"Am Mr. Alucard how dangerous is this world?"
"As dangerous as you might be thinking."
"So by the game world, you mean even people like Our Lady, and I am that I am would also be there?"
"Pretty much."
"Kumogawa, Scp 096 & 632, the O5 council, Yhwach, Lambadelta, lady Bernkastel, Makima, Fang Yuan, Berus, Kaguya, Madara, Aizen, and the omni king?"
"Mmmm... That's right although others are on different planets; the balance must be kept and with all anime and games fused it's not easily done."
TFS Alucard said with a smile on his face.
"Aww fuck me; am so am I going in as is, or are you going to give me a cheat?"
Koyomi asks timidly as the realization finally dawns on him, talking about his wish backfiring in the most unpredictable way possible.
Then Canon Alucard said.
"Well im, I'm not God, and to be cruelly honest, my knowledge is my greatest weapon, and turning you into a vampire would be impossible as well seeing that you are not a virgin, I might be omniscient but I still follow the laws of my universe, vampirism isn't easy to achieve in this world, however, I have an alternative."
With those words said.
Canon Alucard shouted aloud.
"Seras kindly bring it in for me, please."
"... Aww the big tit police girl is finally here."
Moments later, a very attractive young woman with blond hair cut into flare cuts and blue eyes, and was wearing a military uniform came into the room; beside her was a black coffin that was floating as she was using her telekinesis to make it float, she was also pushing a metal cart.
She looks at her master or masters in this case and said.
"Master I have brought what you requested?"
"Thank you Seras."
"Thank you, police girl."
The two Alucard said at the same time, meanwhile, Koyomi look at the coffin, he was human but his instinct was telling him that whatever was inside was something dangerous.
"Now then; shall we start the gifting ceremony?"
Chapter 3: The cheats
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Koyomi look onward at the cart and coffin that Seras brought in, on the cart itself was a metallic container with water in it; to be perfectly honest the container was metallic but it look extremely familiar.
However, there was a small towel covering something else on that cart. Albeit he couldn't see what it was; however Canon Alucard look back at me as have Seras a head pat.
"You did well Seras, stay put you will be needed soon."
"... Y-Y-Yes master."
Sears said blushing either out of excitement or embarrassment, meanwhile, Alucard look over toward Koyomi and said.
"Koyomi Espada, please come forward."
Koyomi took deep breaths as he got up from the throne where he was seated, and walked towards Alucard.
He then took the container containing the mysterious water and said.
"Koyomi are you familiar with SCP- 006?"
"... SCP- 006... Wait isn't that?"
"Yes your thoughts are correct, this right here is one of your cheat items, I can't make you a vampire seeing that you're not a virgin; however using my omnipresence and omniscient I went over to SCP universe to get you a container of SCP-006 the fountain of youth."
When Koyomi heard this he was happy; he didn't know what cheats or gifts Alucard would have given him but this was exactly what he needed. With his old and feeble body surviving in the world he had in store for him would have been hard.
SCP-006 is a fountain located somewhere in Russia, but as the name states its water can heal multiple cells while regenerating new ones within the body while also instantly eliminating any pathogens. This of course would return anyone to a younger state.
However, Alucard began to explain further.
"As you know SCP-006 returns your youth to anyone that drinks from it; however this isn't a normal SCP-006, this is an augmented version of SCP-006, you see I use the dark magic and groundbreaking technology of the Hellsing organization to create this beautiful elixir of life here, it's mix with my blood albeit extremely diluted; the water itself rejected my blood at first but after months of experimentation I was able to create this esoteric version of SCP-006, with this you will have immortal youth, so death by natural causes is impossible, also this water should restore eighty years of life, so you should have the appearance of a twenty-six-year-old, with some vampiric traits, although you will still be a human; but with enhanced strength, speed, and durability, at your weakest, you will be at least two times faster than Shinobu from Demon slayer, while having the lifting strength of +100 average man, with that much strength you have a grip strength of 5000+ lbs more or less, and a lifting power of 7 tones give or take."
Canon Alucard explained, leaving Koyomi amazed, it wasn't the most overpowered cheat to begin an isekai journey with, especially in a world full of Gods that can create and destroy universes and multiverse constructs with mere thoughts alone.
But it was still better than nothing and for that he was grateful.
Alucard then open the lid of the container and gave it to Koyomi and said.
"Drink you're not getting any younger after all."
"Hehe. Your right."
With that said Koyomi took the metal container from Alucard that contain the miraculous water of SCP-006 now enhanced through dark magic, science, and vampiric blood.
Koyomi gave Alucard one last look, as he closed his eyes, and drank the substance of the water, making sure to not spill a drop.
And after he drank it, he could feel his body burning up as hot smoke began to; exit his pores, and he felt his bones breaking and regenerating. His loose skin began to tighten once more, as his old feeble body began to revert to its younger days.
"... Ahgaa!... SHIIIT... THIS REALLY FUCKING HURTS!!!"
Koyomi shouted in pain gritting his teeth and trying to withstand the suffering as his body was burning, tearing, breaking, and healing at the same time.
A gritting sound could be heard all over his body. Eventually, after two minutes of suffering, he drop to the ground naked as his clothes were torn off due to the increase in muscle mass.
At this moment Koyomi was breathing intensely, but he soon felt energized as he slowly got up and look at his muscular hands.
He was honestly shocked at the change, meanwhile, Canon Alucard said.
"You look great, tell me how does it feel to be twenty-six again?"
"I-Its amazing, unbelievable even, my back pain, even my cataract is gone, I don't tell you weak at all if anything I feel good, too good to be honest."
"Years of fatigue, damage, and age gone just like that, this is too good, weird I can even see a lot better compared to before in this dark room, even the smell of wine and blood; I can smell it clearly in this room, and best of all my little brother... Haha... It's been a while since I saw him so full of energy, being old truly shriveled up those parts especially if you aren't using them."
At these words, Seras, Alucard, and TFS began to laugh at Koyomi's lewd and harmless remark toward himself.
Meanwhile, Alucard points his finger at Koyomi, and he felt all the dirt and sweat, even the build-up mock from his body disappeared cleaning him of the filth.
Clothes then began to form on him, till eventually he was now dressed in a charcoal suit, consisting of a white work shirt which was tucked neatly into his brown trousers, he had polished leather black boots on, a large black bow around his neck, and a grey trench coat around him.
He looks like Alucard but with a different color scheme.
Finally, Alucard summoned a full-body mirror just to show Koyomi how he looks and impressed he was, he indeed looks like himself in his late twenties albeit instead of the black hair he used to have; his hair was milky white, he had red crimson eyes, and his skin was pale.
"I look good; really good, this is the healthiest I have been in my entire life."
"Well to be honest you don't look like a main character, as you are not as handsome as me but you're not ugly either, you are above average, but below immaculate."
TFS commented laughing and chuckling to himself.
But Cannon Alucard said
"Hahaha... Well, im glad you like it, now then on to our second and third gifts."
With those words said, Alucard began to remove the towel from the cart as he said.
"I can't grant wishes but I can less you to them, Koyomi I presume you know what this is?"
Alucard announces picking a spherical device with a screen on it, and a large button on the top.
Koyomi's eyes instantly open up in surprise when he saw the device, as he knows exactly what the device was.
"That's the dragon radar?"
"Indeed, with this, you can locate the dragon balls of that world, and make a wish, remember all versions of the Shen Long exist there, and yes the super dragon balls can also be tracked with this, but those dragon balls would require a lot of power to get, I made it so you summon and unsummon this radar at will, as it is a part of you now, and it's indestructible as well."
Koyomi's hand began to shake as he reach for it, this radar was beyond broken, and yet here it is; now in his possession truly a cheat item.
When his hand holds it he clicks the button on top of the screen, and it came on showing mostly green with some outlines and radar tracking.
"Oh my God; I feel like a kid again, no I feel... Honestly, I don't know how to describe this feeling, I have the power of Zalama on my side now, that's all I can say, thank you so much Alucard."
"You still have two more gifts though."
"Wait. For real, am... With all honesty im satisfied with just this, you don't have to keep spoiling me; at this rate, I might become an SCP myself, hell if the foundation found out I know where every dragon balls in existence are they would want to contain and use me for world ending events."
'... Hmm, that would be entertaining, ah yes Koyomi running from the O5 council, hehehe... I have an idea.'
TFS Alucard said to himself, secretly texting Prime Rick.
Meanwhile, Canon Alucard laugh and said.
"Hahaha... This isn't too much; the world you are about to enter overall cosmology is insane, this is just me making sure you don't die on the first week at the very least."
"Well, im grateful... Tell me what the next gift is."
Alucard then took off his Fedora and from it, he took out a sack, and toss it toward Koyomi who caught it, as he said.
"That's right those are last-minute pick me up; it's a bag containing sixty-four Senzu beans, trust me you will need it, you never know when you will encounter near death, but with the Senzu beans you will be healed good as new."
At this point, Koyomi didn't question it, but the Senzu beans were very much needed. And finally, Alucard said.
"With we finally reach our last gift."
Koyomi wasn't a fool he looked at the coffin and so did everyone else.
Alucard then announce.
"You are the bird of Hermes."
Upon saying this, a dark aura started to radiate from the black coffin as a Pentagon star was glowing blood red on it.
From there the coffin opens up slowly as a hand pushes the door aside, white gloves with the similar pentagon seals of Alucard himself. And then the entire floor began to be filled with a blood-shadow-like substance. Many red eyes could be seen in said substance.
It wasn't long before Koyomi saw what was in the coffin, a petite girl, with a black office shit, and a white best on top of it, she wears white shoes, a red tie, followed by a white trench coat, and to top it off a fuzzy white cap. Her skin was pale and her hair was black as it was long and straight, her eyes were blood red just like his, albeit they look like they had no life in them, as she had a stoic expression showing zero emotions.
Canon Alucard then said.
"Koyomi meet Girlycard V2. Her name is Helena."
Chapter 4: How things will work for the first world
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Well; seeing that im writing this for practice I don't have a plot set out as yet, you can say im just writing as I go along, however, this is good in the sense; that I get to practice, you get entertainment, a win on both sides, so hear me out, before we go to Alucard Animverse, I want to explain a couple of things.
I want to write a fanfic that doesn't have the common generic tropes, a harem romance builds up slowly, and weak to strong is actually weak to strong. So of course we are starting off weak, and have to be on that grind to get strong, and most of all I want to pay attention to old animes that don't get much love cause let's be honest if you grow up with old-school anime watchers as I did, you would know current day anime fail to compete with older ones, although they are some exceptions.
So the first world will be weak in the high fantasy archetype, then and again this world isn't even an anime but instead it is a world with many cross-over characters, I did it like this to make my own story.
So with that said here are the animes that you will see on the first planet, ah let's just call it Earth-1. And so the mc can use his dragon radar let's just say Volcanica created the dragon balls of this universe in his younger days when he met a mysterious man called Zalama who teach him the Namekian way.
So on Earth-1 the anime verse consist of.
1. Shiki
2. Demon Slayer
3. Blood C
4. Re: Zero
5. Monogatari
These are the animes I know to heart, so fusing them to create a massive story for volume one will be easy, apart from that, please enjoy, the new chapter will be coming out soon, and if you have any ideas maybe I can take them and remix them into the story, apart from that peace ✌️ and yes no system.
Chapter 5: Project: Ωℵ
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"Meet Helena; Koyomi."
Cannon Alucard said as he places his hand on the petite girl's shoulder to him.
Looking at her now Koyomi couldn't help but notice that she had zero emotions present in her face, but he made it a habit to not pay it any mind, and just let Alucard continue his explanation.
"Helena for a better lack of words is a power doll; I made her in my image, albeit Seras was the one that name her, She has all the stats of a true vampire because she is a true vampire in a way, albeit not completely."
"Yes, she is as strong as me when I first became a vampire, but her capabilities are far superior, seeing that she has hyperspeed regeneration that alone made her healing factor far superior to any version of myself except my Eos. She can absorb the souls of others just like me when I drain my victims, her vessel capacity is also limitless; she can defy gravity, walk through walls, and even merge with your blood, sunlight doesn't affect her, you can say she has no weakness like other vampires because she isn't even a vampire in the proper sense, although she needs souls to heal if her body is unable to regenerate for some reason, also she can steal the memories, experiences, souls, and abilities of those she consume."
"Now then; that's just a basic introduction finally out of the way, a preview of her true capabilities, now then Koyomi, I want you to listen carefully, as I want to properly explain Helena to you, she isn't something to be taken lightly, she is a dangerous weapon of mass destruction, think of her as a clueless child with limitless potential only to grow in power."
Alucard announced, as Koyomi keenly listen to him, this was extremely important indeed, after all, even the carefree TFS Alucard had a serious face meaning that this Helena girl isn't something that should be taken lightly.
Koyomi didn't utter a word, no he just went back to listening.
"Helena doesn't have a consciousness; she is a doll and a doll she will remain, she was created this way for a good reason, and I will explain why?"
"Now then this is where things get interesting, let me explain why she is so special, Helena as I said before is my greatest creation; but not only is she my greatest creation she is the greatest creation of three of the brightest minds across the omniverse, Meet Helena, code name project: Ωℵ."
"As I said earlier, she is not a vampire, no she is far more than that, she is a weapon of mass destruction, a force of nature, something that can grow strong enough to surpass her own author, but over a weapon that will grow beside its master, a weapon that despite being soulless would go to great lengths to protect its master, she is weak right now but still stronger than you; I can't give you cheat skills but I can give you a cheat item, and yes I created her as a favor for that person, as that person was the one that sponsored the funds and resources needed to create her, I just got the materials and assistance to make her existence possible."
Koyomi at this point was given a pen and a journal from Seras, as she write down every possible information he could about her.
Until Alucard let go of her, both hands behind his back, and his face serious, it was as if I was looking at the face of someone who had seen it all, well he technically has but you get the point.
"Here is the most important part, you see the reason why Helena is so dangerous, and the reason why myself, Dr. Bright, with some advice from Alto Cleff, and even prime Rick all agreed that we should make her have no consciousness, is because she is an amalgamation of several different SCP genetic information fuse into one, along with my bloodline as well."
When Koyomi heard this, his eyes open up in surprise and shock, the pen in his hands almost fell from his hands unto the ground, as he gave Alucard a look saying, are you insane, of course, he didn't have the balls to say that to the man himself but his face was practically shouting it at him.
Don't get Koyomi wrong, he loves anime, and he loves Scp, but Peanut or SCP-173 alone, solos 100% of anime, peanut's greatest feat was wiping out 1/3rd of creation in such a short period. The SCP verse isn't a universe that should be taken lightly it's up there or maybe it has already surpassed the WOD cosmology, the thing is Omnipotence is faculty incarnate; what matters in tiering is mathematical structures and layers, and thankfully he made tiering a hobby of his.
At this moment Koyomi; just had to ask.
"... Am Mr.Alucard?"
"Yes... Koyomi?"
"Helena's genetic makeup, what does it consist of?"
Alucard then said.
"Helena has my bloodline, as such she has my abilities, but she also has the genetics of SCP-632, SCP, SCP-096, SCP-106, SCP-049, SCP-239, SCP-999, SCP-953, and SCP-745
That did it, Koyomi almost fainted, what kind of abomination did they create and is now dumping it on him as his responsibility?
But Alucard commented.
"Yes all those SCP are powerful, but after fusing them into one, she becomes something else entirely, for instance, she didn't inherit 632 adaptive capabilities, and so far we think she didn't inherit it, or it's still dormant; however just like 096 her bones are black, and the durability on them is insane, thankfully with no consciousness we don't have to worry about her being as shy as the shy guy, so far, that's all the abilities she has shown to have, however, Helena coffin is by default an extension to herself, and it would have seemed to have to inherit 106 personal dimension ability whereby, it's just a dimension, and she is not God in it either, it's just a normal dimension. You see inside it is another dimension the size of a small mansion, you can keep your things inside that place if you need storage space."
"But apart from this, these are all the abilities Helena has, and we hope to also supervise her on her adventure with you, so with that long introduction out of the way, I will now bind her with you, come here for a minute Koyomi."
"... Ah... Sure."
Koyomi walked up to Alucard and asked.
"Your hand please."
"Here it is, what are you going to d... Ahh, that hurts...
Koyomi said as he took a surgical blade from his trench coat and slightly cut his right hand; blood began to drip to the floor, he then wipes the blood off, and toss the surgical blade in the trash east of the room.
"Clench tightly."
Koyomi did just that, and more blood began to pour from his hands, Alucard then said.
"Alright Helena, drink from your new master's blood."
Helena gave Alucard a cold look and her attention was now on Koyomi, and she began to grab his hand and devour his blood.
"Alright wipe your hand with this, the wound should close soon, you do have minor regenerative abilities as well, you can't grow back limbs, but at the very least large cuts will heal in time due to your cells repairing themselves, and multiplying."
Koyomi grab the towel from Alucard and wipe his hand, and as Alucard said, the wound started to slowly close, and the pain began to fade away.
Alucard then grab his attention and said.
"Alright let's test if it works, Helena comes here."
Helena didn't come.
"Helena I said come here."
But still, Helena didn't come.
"Hahaha. Marvelous, now Koyomi give her an order, any order."
Canon Alucard said, to which TFS Alucard commented.
"I wouldn't fuck her if I were you, rows of teeth down there."
"... It wasn't my intention though."
"Again Koyomi, that's not true, she is built like Seras or any other girl, she can change forms as well, and even gender if you swing that way, but apart from that please back to the testing command her."
"Hahaha. Ok, am... Hmm... Helena shake my hand."
Koyomi asks extending his hand outward, Helena instantly followed his order and shakes his hands.
"Good, Good, it works... Well, I think it is time for us to say far...
Not so fast Master Alucard.
"Ha...
"Egh...
"Hmmm...
"...
Everyone's attention turns to the stairs, and that's when they saw an old man approaching with a leather suitcase.
It was Walter.
Walter looks Koyomi's way as he places the brown suite case on the cart and said.
"Master Alucard, I have brought your old gun as requested, im sure you would be very pleased with the result, as we and the boys fix it to back to being brand new again."
TFS Alucard smile as he said.
"Nice... Please show it to me enter... I mean Koyomi."
"Right away sir, young master Koyomi, this way please."
Koyomi walked toward the cart, as Walter said.
"Please open the case."
Koyomi then began to open the brown suitcase as Walter began to explain the gun's initial specks.
When he did Koyomi saw one of the largest handguns he had ever seen, it was full-back, on it was a cross and it marked "Jesus Christ is in Heaven now" in curses, printed in white, while below it, was Hellsing Arm Weapons Industrial Co.LTD.
"The 13-millimeter Jackal, a semi-automatic anti-freak weapon, 390 millimeters long, and weighing 16 Kilograms, originally six-round magazines, but with advanced tech and dark magic, you can say this gun doesn't believe in reloading anymore, too much gun for any human to handle, but you are not a normal human anymore, and im confident you can handle the recoil on this bad boy, and instead of the modified rounds on master Alucard 454 Castle, We've custom-made an explosive armor-piercing round, especially for this gun."
Walter said proudly to which Koyomi pick it up, at the same TFS Alucard transferred basic Hellsing knowledge about guns and swords, along with company jargon.
With this newfound knowledge, Koyomi asks Walter.
"Casing?"
Walter respond.
"Pure Silver and Makedonia."
"Ammunition?"
Koyomi asks again.
To which Walter responded professionally.
"N-na-9 Marvel cartridges."
"Explosives or Mercury charge?"
"Oh. Mercury charge, and of course they've already been blessed."
Koyomi looks at the Jackle with a satisfied smile on his face, as he packs it neatly into the brown suitcase and said.
"It's perfect Walter."
Walter look at Koyomi and bowed and said.
"I'm glad you're satisfied and welcome to the Hellsing family."
"... No the pleasure is all mine, thank you all, I will never forget the level of kindness you all have shown me today, especially you Alucard."
"No problem, although will you still use the Espada last name in our Animeverse."
"Well Koyomi Hellsing doesn't sound too bad, but I prefer Koyomi Alucard better, and don't worry I will not bring shame to this name, or Hellsing organization at that, as my benefactor and sponsor, after all, you all are the reason any of this is even possible."
Koyomi said bowing to everyone in thanks, to which everyone chuckled.
But Koyomi was grateful.
They gave him not only his youth back, but eternal life, an eternal servant, knowledge, and weapons, and now he was going to get action, and a whole lot of it at that, what more can he ask for, both he and Helena are weak, but that's only for now.
With that said Alucard suddenly took off his red Fedora and place it on Koyomi's head, as if passing on a mantle, this shocked Koyomi further, but he didn't say anything, instead, he listen.
"Our time has been short, but it's time to say goodbye, if you want to meet us again, you have to beat that world, I wish best of luck Koyomi Alucard."
"Yes... Mr. Alucard."
"Take care now, and remember bitches love cannons."
Seras commented in a way that sound like she was giving Koyomi life-changing advice that will lead him to enlightenment.
"And don't forget, if you want to get stronger just take enthusiastic walks."
Commented TFS Alucard.
"Yes, yes, do take care on the other side Master Koyomi."
"I wish you all the same!"
Koyomi commented.
"And don't worry I will be back."
Canon Alucard finally said.
"Gear up, then I will open a gateway."
Koyomi didn't waste any more time he command Helena to go back in her coffin, and the coffin began to float behind him as if it was the weapon he could unsheath anytime, he grab his suitcase, and finally place his pouch of Senzu beans to the side, after that, he walked up to Alucard and said.
"I'm ready."
Chapter 6: Why?
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(A/N): Hell my fellow reader, I hope you are enjoying the story so far; so just some Animeverse class again; so as we all know Koyomi is starting his adventure into the hellish world of Earth-1, keep in mind due to this story not keeping fully intact with the story of these verses, some character you meet along the way will be slightly different, but the thing with my fix is, I try to make them stay in character as much as possible, after reading this chapter it should give you an idea how this world operates, and were we stand, now enjoy the nightmare, *Cough* *Cough* I mean blood carnival, wait that's not right I mean wholesome story, yeah a very wholesome story.
But anyway enjoy, later all.
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[? Pov]
'It's dark, really dark, extremely dark, yet I know this place better than anyone else.'
'I can't speak here as I don't have a body but every passing moment, every ticking second, every moving motion, I can feel it, no they, her, it, them caressing me, my soul, my essence, my very being.'
"I love you... I love you... I love you... I love you."
The voice of the woman said to the formless soul in her garden, or maybe it was the very concept of the man she love above all, was now in the palm of her hands.
'I know, I love you too, I want you, I need you, I desire you, why... Why... Why... Is life so unfair, I lust for you yet I can't touch you, my greed is unfilled because I can't be with you, my gluttony is unending because I can never taste you, my wrath is boiling because this world refuses us to be together, my envy is immaculate cause I yearn for our roles to be reversed, my pride is unmoving because, throughout all heaven and earth, I will never stop trying, my sloth is unbearing because every struggles is just another hassle I have to fix, my melancholy is forever stagnant because I don't feel complete without you, and finally my vanity is shattered because without you I am nothing.'
'Love me you had; hate me you should kill me you won't, and yet... forget I shall.'
'Tella, Sata, Satella... I know who I am, I know what I am, I am what I am, only because you made me this way, yet I made you that way as well, I made you a monster, an abomination, all in the name of my twisted love... Ahhh I hate myself, and yet when I wake up, I will forget everything that happens here, your beautiful voice, your comforting hold, your dark and luminous aura, all that and more, gone... and only the feeling, of longing, to me this reality would be nothing but a dream.'
'When will I be freed from this torment?'
"I love you, I love you, I love you."
"I love you, I love you, I love you."
"I love you, I love you, I love you."
"I love you, I love you, I love you."
"I love you, I love you, I love you."
I love you... I love you... I lo... Y...u."
The voice of profound adore, began to fade, which means this dream, or maybe this nightmare was coming to an end.
Further.
Further.
Further.
The voice began to get dull, and light soon came into view of the soul, and that's when. Another voice could be heard.
[Attention all passengers, I repeat we have reached our destination, Welcome to Lungunica]
"Haaa. Aww, shit; I need to get off the train quickly, damn I overslept again."
Shouted Natsuki Subaru who came out of his sudden stupor... As he grab his precious sword, kit-bag and walk out the train that was now being refilled with passengers again.
The subway station was crowded, and definitely different from his home back in Japan before the fall.
Subaru step up on the escalator, meanwhile, he took out his phone, and the first picture he saw was a picture of him, his, mother, and his father. The picture was taken last Christmas, he had a smile on his face; that was something he hadn't done for a very long time.
"... Mom!... Dad!... Ah."
Subaru said in a sad tone, his expression was a very sad one. Hell, he was moments away from breaking down in tears.
But held them back as he said.
"Yeah remember keep positive Subaru, no more tears what happen cannot be changed, you already tried."
With that said Subaru, went into his messenger and began to text a friend.
Some random guy without a waifu: Al bro, im here.
Al: Were you at
Some random guy without a waifu: I will be heading to Hoshins Mall we can meet there say in the next twenty minutes.
Al: Cool I will be there soon.
Some random guy without a waifu: 👍
With that said, Subaru then put back his phone back into his pocket, and walk into the busy streets of Lugnica, as he heads for Hoshins Mall, where he would buy a drink, and wait for his old friend Al to arrive.
Currently, it was now 1:12 Pm in the afternoon, the sun was bright, and the city was lively, Demi-humans flood the streets on every corner. The sound of trucks and vehicles' tires rubbing fastly on the asphalt could be heard.
"Honestly it's been a while since I came back to Lugnica, I remember I used to live here, but after the pandemic and the invasion Mother didn't think it was a safe place to live anymore, so we move to Japan, and independent country which is just a giant archipelago, it was a peaceful place; but those Damn Demons, and the witch cult attack and wreck the place, killing everyone."
"If it wasn't for my return by death I would have not escaped, sadly I could not save my parents, damn you Upper Moon two, I swear im going to kill you one day... And Sirus... That bitch ... Just you wait."
Subaru whispered to himself in anger.
However, he soon calms down, and eventually, he reaches Hoshins Mall.
"Damn this place change a lot, well it's been ten years since I move so of course the city has changed."
Subaru said as he looked around.
However; he was soon knocked out of his Stupor when he bump into someone.
"Oww... Oww... Watch where you're going, man."
Subaru said, holding his head in pain as he watch a cloaked figure who suddenly got up running away while waving their hands.
"Sorry about that live strong."
Subaru manages to get a glimpse of the girl's face, she looks no more than 15, and her hair was blond and cut short, her eyes were ruby red, and had a cheerful smile, albeit she was very fast, too fast to be a normal human, to be honest.
"Tsk... Honestly, kids these days have no respect."
"Well, no matter, let's just go buy a drink from the snack b...
However, Subaru soon stops and notices his wallet and his phone were gone.
"... No... No... What the hell, don't tell me...
...
...
...
"That little shit...
Subaru instantly picked up his sword, and his kit bag with all his clothes and valuables still inside was wrapped around him, as he began to chase down the little thief.
"Can't I get a break?"
Subaru said to himself.
As he ran full speed ahead after the little girl, however unlike the fast rat, he was a normal human, he had no divine protection, no breathing styles, or no talent in magic, and his journey for revenge was all tied to Al, who said he could introduce him to a good friend of his, the sound Hashira Lord Tengen.
Subaru wanted to become a Demon Slayer, he wasn't good with the sword, but he was eager to learn no matter the cost, but he needed his wallet, his last bit of cash that was supposed to last him for the week, and it was all that he had left to his name.
"Damit come back here."
....
...
...
"Shit. I lost *Gasp* her *Gasp*."
At this point and time, Subaru was now in a back alley, he saw the blondie take a right here, but when he reach she was already gone.
"What the hell is she, a shinobi, a demon slayer, or a bless... Ah, damn my shitty luck."
"I'm so exhausted."
...
...
...
"Well, you look at that, look what we have here boys."
Said a blue hair man, wearing ragged grey clothes.
"That track suite is Adidas I tell, he definitely has money on him."
A small child with a bowl-cut hairdo said.
"Hahaha... It's our lucky day."
The buff one of the group announces.
"Give us your valuables and no one gets hurt."
The blue hair one said.
Meanwhile, Subaru was boiling up with anger, he didn't have time for this, Al was most likely waiting for him at the mall.
"Oi, who do you think you're messing with?!"
Subaru shouted as he rush towards the leader of the group who was wearing a chain around his neck as if it was some kind of fashion statement. His hands prepared for an uppercut, and the guy flew back into the air and fell on his back momentarily unconscious.
His eyes brim with hate, and look toward the smallest of the bunch.
"HAAAA!
Subaru shouted as he side kick him hard into the wall, also putting him out of commission.
The big guy with bandages over his head rushed at him with full power, but Subaru dodge the right haymaker with ease.
He swung around attempting to hit from back on only for Subaru to dodge, and grab his right lower hand, and upper right arm, and began to squeeze and twist with all his strength.
The guy began to scream in pain, as Subaru said.
"What's wrong? You seem to be struggling quite a bit."
"For someone of your size, I thought you would be stronger than this."
"But I guess not, huh!"
Subaru shouted lifting his right foot and kicking him right in his family jewels.
*Blam!*
"!eeEEEH!.. Ah!"
The guy scream in pain with his legs crossed as he fell to the ground leaning on the alley wall.
"... Now then, let's get out of he...
"Where do you think you're going?"
The leader of the bunch asks as he pulls out two dual long knives, but Subaru looks at him and said while unsheathing his katana.
"You're stupid, your range is shorter than mine, who do you think will get cut first, it's clear im faster than you."
The man smile as he said.
"Your right, I don't want to test it, instead let's see if you're fast than little brother here."
Announce the blue-hair tug, who suddenly pulls out a gun and points it toward Subaru.
"Now let's test out how faster you or a bullet."
Subaru sighed, but he didn't care if died he would just start over, so he rushed preparing to strike the guy down by taking him down at the very least.
"¡Crazy bastard!"
*Pow!*
*Pow!*
*Pow!*
*Slice*
*Slice*
"AHHH!"
The tug screams in pain holding unto his severed hand, and his missing left eye which Subaru cut out.
*Thud!*
However, Subaru got shut in his stomach, his liver, and his left leg.
"Damn, it hurts, hehe... But I got my get back, like seriously you have stormtrooper aim of you fail to kill me from such close range."
"I'm losing too much... Blood."
'... Shit, I have terrible luck... Why?, Why? Is it always me who suffers?'
However, at the same time, Subaru heard someone approaching him.
He was losing consciousness and everything was a little blurry, but he could make out his surroundings somewhat.
And that when he saw the person in front of him, it was an adult man that appears to be in his late twenties; he had pale skin similar to the fucking upper moon two he hated so much, he wasn't handsome, but he wasn't ugly either, and he looks too good to be called average either, in short, he was slightly above good looking.
His hair was probably the purest form of white he had ever seen, it was wild, long, and curly, and it blow elegantly in the wind, meanwhile, his eyes were not that of a human, they were blood red with serpentine slit, and behind him was floating black coffin, he had a muscular build.
He had a suit on, a white shirt, brown trousers, and neatly polished black shoes, but what made him stand out was his long grey trench coat and the red Fedora hat on his head.
The man had a stoic look on his face, as he reach for his pouch taking out a weird green bean, as said while placing it in my mouth.
"If you want to live, then eat this, honestly you kids and your gun violence, well youngsters be youngsters I guess."
Subaru felt weak, and despite looking at the mysterious Bean reluctantly, he gave in; after all, if he could avoid death he will gladly take the chance.
The man place it in his mouth and said.
"You should feel the effects immediately after you swallow it, you will be healed back to peak health, but anyway try not to get yourself in too much trouble, I will be going now; as I have more important things to deal with."
Subaru merely blink and like a phantom, the man disappeared, however, after eating the Senzu bean that was given to him, Subaru felt a surge of energy fill his body, as his muscles heal, along with his wounds, the bullet push itself out, and all injuries that he had prior disappear, even his depleted stamina was return to peak.
"I feel amazing, who the hell was that guy, He looks strong as hell."
"Damn I didn't get his name, oh well im grateful im all...
"Stop there evil dooer, return what you have stolen!"
Chapter 7: The Hax & The Wounded Animal
Chapter Text
"Alright, Koyomi... Just close your eyes... Count to five and when you open them you will no longer be in this place."
Alucard commented as he place his hands on his shoulders.
Koyomi complied with his request and began counting in his mind.
'1...2...3...4....5.'
At the same time, Koyomo count to five, he lost the feeling of someone touching his shoulder, while he also felt a strong gust of cool wind hit his body.
When he opens his eyes that when he saw a large city; it was a modern civilization crossed with magic, because before Koyomi was many large skyscrapers. Cars roamed the streets, and weird animals humanoids, and humans were walking and driving on the road.
Meanwhile, Koyomi himself was on a tall building, it was relatively high up, and everyone had anime designs, even he lost his realism, but he ignore this fact, instead he now sets out for his adventure towards power.
"The bigger question is though... Where am I exactly?"
Koyomi asks himself. The city surroundings were unusual to him, this was to side effect of different anime crossing over with one another.
For balance to be maintained different scenarios had to be changed, and rules had to co-align with each other.
"Well technically speaking this work isn't canon, so it's pointless to know which verse im in...
However before Koyomi could speak, he heard the voice of a woman, a man, a child, a little boy, a little girl, and even his, no it was the voice of all.
"The Unique Divine Protection "Blessing of the Father King" has been gifted to the foreign anomaly."
"The unique Divine protection of "Blessing of the Pendragon" has been given to the foreign anomaly."
"The unique Divine protection of "Blessing of the enthusiastic one" has been given to the foreign anomaly."
"Divine protection of "Aim bot" has been gifted to the foreign anomaly."
"Divine protection of "All surface" has been given to the foreign anomaly."
"..."
When Koyomi heard this, his head began to hurt a little, as information began to appear in his head.
"Seriously, divine protections, if I remember correctly Divine Protections was from that one isekai show where that track suite guy dies a lot only to come back to die again, what was his name again, yeah it was from a car company, Toyota, Mercedes... No yeah, that's it Subaru, Natsuki Subaru... So this world has Re:zero elements in it ha."
"Interesting, although I must say that these hacks that the Od gave me are indeed convenient, although im puzzled as to why I got five in total, if I remember correctly the sword saint is the only person known in this world that is said to be blessed with multiple divine protection.
"Well let's sit down and think."
"According to these new memories what my divine protection do is as follows."
- Divine protection of Blessing of The Father King: A unique Divine protection that was made only for you by the Od, it is similar to the blessing of the sword saint and the Phoenix, in the sense that it is unique, it can't be replicated even by the sword saint, this divine blessing makes those that are younger than you naturally have high respect for you albeit it can show in different ways, naturally, you're a father to all, anything you do fatherly effects reality to some degree, for example, simple advice to those you considered as children, will make them want to work harder to make you proud, head pats can calm anyone down, young spirits take liking to you and looks up to you as a fatherly figure, holding a belt instill a primal fear to those younger than you, whenever children come around you, meaning those that are younger than you minor wounds start to heal, your good at motivational speech, and finally when you enforce discipline to those that are naughty all attacks does ×3 the damage.
- Divine protection of Blessing of The Pendragon: All blades naturally like you, although it doesn't give God-like swordsmanship, it's more like every bladed weapon allows you to use it. You can also induce a worthiness function to any blade weapon meaning you can make a normal sword an unmovable sword, that can only be lifted by those that are worthy.
- Divine Protection of Blessing of The Enthusiastic One: Any time you decide to take an enthusiastic walk 80% of the time something interesting will happen, this can be both a blessing and a curse.
- Divine Protection of Aim bot: This protection turns the user's eye into a scope and tells you where to aim, although it doesn't adjust your body, it just guides you so you can aim better, hitting your shots isn't always guaranteed, seeing moving targets are harder to catch, and bigger ones are easy.
- Divine Protection of All Surface: This protection makes reality around you into a physical surface, meaning you can walk, run, sit, jump, and grab unto anything, want to walk on the surface of the water then no problem, want to do pull up by randomly grabbing the air then go for it, want to jump on water particles easy, and want to sleep on a soft cloud, go for it.
These were all of Koyomi's Divine Protection, they weren't overpowered but they were useful, but if he had to be honest, his all-surface Divine Protection was his favorite out of the five though, the ability of supernatural walking or balance is amazing.
Being free from some rules of physics was amazing.
But apart from that Koyomi had different things to do.
"Honestly I don't like wasting time, but what should I do first... Hmm!... Yeah, the obvious thing to do first would be to gather information, yes, yes... From there set out on a journey to locate the dragon balls, but to do that I need power seeing that I don't know what I will encounter along the way, the best thing to do in this case is to feed Helena with as many monsters as possible or Mabeast, seeing this world has Re:zero elements in it, and if the off chance I do run into the witch cult or any other threats I won't be defenseless."
"It's decided then let's get to work; the first objective, take an enthusiastic walk, and let's see if I can find anything interesting that can give answers."
With that said Koyomi look down, he was easily sixty stories up, on top of a high skyscraper, however without fear he jumped down and began to fall, his coffin floating right behind him as if it was an extension of his body.
However, he suddenly stop when he was halfway down, and raised his hand upwards, opening it wide, and grabbing empty air, to a normal onlooker it look like he was floating, but in reality, it was just All Surface doing its thing.
"Haha. This is both equally fun and terrifying, but let's let go of this, and fall gently on the surface below."
From there Koyomi let go and fall gently on the invisible surface below him, currently speaking he was air walking because he began to walk in the air casually, just looking around.
He saw many things like, a giant billboard saying, vote for Cruch Karsten...
He saw, a statue of Shinobu, Rengoku, Giyu, and Tengen together doing sword stances.
He saw a building that's say, "Classes on how to defend yourself from Shikis."
He even saw a warning notice from a blimp saying that the iron-blooded, cold-blooded calamity was last seen, just west of Lugnica, and caution is advised.
Meanwhile, as he walks he was documenting every piece of information he sees, thankfully Seras was kind to give him the old diary she never used in the end, so it was an empty book.
"Interesting, with the information I have so far I can conclude that this world also has Demon Slayer Elements in it, along with Shiki, hmmm... This is hell, and to make things worse Kiss-shot is hair, yap-yap... Witch cult, Muzans, and his Demons, horror fest vampires, an eldritch vampire with a donut fetish, Mabeast, the great rabbit, the white whale, the black serpent, the witches of sin, lunatic mage with a mommy problem, sociopathic loli that wear a white curtain as clothes, depression, and a whole lot of suffering plus more, yeah what can go wrong¿ This is totally a fun world to begin an adventure in...
"¡Like hell it is, this is hell at this point, this world is a horror world... Damn, well I have a solution to that, isn't that right Helena. Yeah let's beat horror and madness, with the power of the unknown, yep-yep, I have my eldritch vampire daughter by my side, I fear nothing but taxes, mhn. For now let's seek violence, and carnage intentionally... Now then, where can I find sufficient violence and carnage worthy of Helena's time."
Koyomi cheerfully asks, with a gleeful smile on his face.
However, at that moment, he heard someone shout out aloud in panic, only to be followed by gunshots right after.
"¡Crazy bastard!"
*Pow!*
*Pow!*
*Pow!*
Upon looking down, Koyomi saw two men unconscious, another man with a severed hand, a damaged eye, and a familiar face bleeding out on the ground due to being shot.
But after further notice, he realizes who the boy was.
"Wait isn't that track suite guy... What was his name again, ah yes Subaru...
"Hmmm. Wait if he can turn back time... Yes if I help him he owes me one, you never know when you need a time-traveling hikikomori... Yeah, let's just heal him, and leave to find violence."
New_York_Times_Books on Chapter 3 Wed 10 May 2023 11:30AM UTC
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