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Discord channel "#Mining-and-crafting"
Sky
Are we ready?
Time
As we'll ever be.
Wild
LET'S DO THIS
I CAN'T WAIT
Hyrule
good luck guys!!! i dont think ill be able to join right away but have fun!!!!
Legend
you can come hang out in my stream chat roolie
Hyrule
that sounds really nice actually
thanks legend <3
Legend
you are literally welcome to show up any time i'm live roolie
you know this
Hyrule
i know its just nice to hear you say it
Twilight
awwww
Legend
die
Wind
GIMME TWO MINUTES I HAVE TO START THE WASHING MACHINE
Warriors
I'm good to go when you all are
Sky
(Replying to @Wind GIMME TWO MINUTES I HAVE TO...)
Didn't you do all your chores already?
Time
Either he forgot about this one, or he was hoping his grandmother would forget.
Four
My money's on the second one
I'm also ready by the way
Twilight
you got a good spawn for us, right Sky?
Sky
Well, Sun did
I have no idea what it looks like, but she assures me it's a good spawn and I trust her
Warriors
I trust Sun as well, this is going to be great
Wind
BACK
READY TO GO
Sky
Okay!!
Everyone who's going to go live had better start, we'll join on the hour
Minecraft chat log
[Sky has joined the game]
<Sky> Oh good, everything seems to be working
[Time has joined the game]
[Wind has joined the game]
[Four has joined the game]
<Sky> Hello everyone!!
[Twilight has joined the game]
[Legend has joined the game]
<Wind> this is gonna be AWESOME
[Wild has joined the game]
[Warriors has joined the game]
<Twilight> is that everyone?
<Four> That's eight
<Sky> If Hyrule isn't joining us, yes
<Legend> rulie's in my chat
<Legend> he's present in spirit
<Wild> hi roolie!!!
<Wild> we miss you
<Legend> yeah yeah we love him or whatever
<Warriors> Awwww
<Warriors> HEY
[Warriors hit the ground too hard whilst trying to escape Legend]
<Four> And so it begins
<Time> Sky, is there a plan?
<Sky> Nominally
<Sky> The rules aren't too complicated, we went over those already, share them with your audiences if you wish
<Sky> But otherwise have fun! Spawn will be a communal area, so if you want to set up a base here you can
[Wild got the advancement 'Stone Age']
<Warriors> Uh.
<Legend> wow okay then
<Four> And he's off
<Four> Wild, if you find redstone I want it
<Wild> okay :D
[Wild got the advancement 'Getting an Upgrade']
[Wild got the advancement 'Acquire Hardware']
<Twilight> you're doing great Cub :D
<Time> As a side note, Sky, you were right. This is an excellent spawn.
<Four> It really is
<Legend> i'm setting up in that village nearby, the big house is mine, the rest of you can go off and do whatever
<Wind> OH AN OCEAN
<Wind> BURIED TREASURE
<Sky> There he goes
<Twilight> does anyone need logs?
<Four> Please
<Four> Oh wow that's more than I was expecting
<Twilight> <3
<Twilight> anyone else?
<Sky> If you have extra!
<Time> I would say yes, but I'm already away from spawn.
[Wild got the advancement 'Hot Stuff']
<Warriors> Sounds like you're on a mission
<Time> I want to get a horse.
<Time> I'm going to name her Epona.
<Twilight> EPONA
<Twilight> is Malon there Time can you ask Malon something for me please
<Time> Of course.
<Twilight> can you ask her to give Epona an apple and a kiss on her forehead for me
<Twilight> and tell her I love her and she's the best horse
<Legend> i'm going to throw up
<Warriors> Haven't you only met that horse like once?
<Twilight> TWICE
<Twilight> AND SHE'S INCREDIBLE
<Time> Malon says that she'll take care of it.
<Twilight> THANK YOU MALON
<Twilight> Malon's so cool
<Time> That she is.
<Legend> once again. i am going to be sick
<Legend> stop being sweet in the game chat and take it to dms like reasonable people
<Legend> you're gonna give us all cavities
<Twilight> no <3
[Wild got the advancement 'We Need to Go Deeper']
<Legend> WHAT IN THE HELL
<Sky> Hello?????
<Four> THE NETHER??? ALREADY???
<Twilight> good job Cub!!!!!
<Warriors> What.
<Legend> WE HAVE BEEN PLAYING FOR TWENTY MINUTES
<Wind> how'd you get to the nether that fast???
<Wind> teach me your ways
<Time> Please do not teach Wind how to speedrun.
<Wild> i'm making friends :)
[Wild got the advancement 'Oh Shiny']
<Warriors> Horrifying! Please continue
<Sky> I see the plan is on schedule!
<Wild> yeah i got really lucky!
<Wild> we should be good to go pretty quickly depending on how much gold i can find
<Legend> what plan is this?
<Sky> Don't worry about it
<Wild> don't worry about it
[Twilight got the advancement 'Monster Hunter']
<Twilight> YES
<Twilight> yes yes yes yes yes yes
[Twilight got the advancement 'Best Friends Forever']
<Twilight> YESSSSS
<Wind> ooooh what'd you find?
<Twilight> I have a DOG
<Twilight> I've had Wolfie for five seconds but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone on this server and then myself
<Wild> !!!!!!
<Wild> as soon as i get back i want to meet your dog
<Twilight> absolutely
<Twilight> TIME TIME LOOK AT MY DOG
<Time> It's a very nice dog, Pup.
<Twilight> I love him so much
<Twilight> I'm going to go find more wolves
<Time> Have you seen any horses?
<Twilight> nope sorry
<Time> I see. Thank you anyway. Good luck looking for wolves.
<Twilight> good luck with the horses!!!!
<Four> Does ANYONE have redstone
<Four> I need so much of it
<Sky> I think I might have some?
<Legend> i have ten pieces
<Four> Great. I'll be there in a second to negotiate
<Four> Oh wow
<Legend> amazing what i can get done without anyone bothering me
<Four> Have you even left spawn?? How do you have so many things already??
<Legend> yes, i've left spawn. no i will not reveal my secrets
<Legend> roolie's laughing at you by the way
<Four> He is?
<Legend> well. giggling might be a better word
<Legend> "your reaction was just funny" he says
<Four> Yeah that tracks
<Wild> aw i wanna hear rule laughing :(
<Wild> good sound
<Legend> great sound
<Warriors> "I am not a softie, Wars, shut your mouth" - Legend, three days ago
<Legend> banning you from my streams right this second
<Warriors> You were banned from mine weeks ago <3
[Wind drowned]
<Wind> uh oh
<Wind> if you see a lot of death messages
<Wind> no you don't
<Twilight> concerning
<Time> Wind, do you need help?
<Wind> no
[Wind was slain by Drowned]
<Time> If you say so.
<Twilight> life is great and everything is perfect
<Sky> ?
<Twilight> I found another dog
<Twilight> I now have two dogs and a PUPPY
[Wind was slain by Drowned]
[Wind drowned whilst trying to escape Drowned]
<Wind> everything is fine
<Wild> WHAT IS THE PUPPY'S NAME
<Twilight> her name is Flop
<Wild> FLOP
<Wild> i love her
<Twilight> she's so small Cub I'm going to cry
<Twilight> I've got a poll going for dog names feel free to stop by and suggest some
<Wind> EVERYTHING IS GOOD
[Wind was slain by Drowned]
<Wind> IT'S FINE
<Sky> Wind, do you need backup? So your gear doesn't despawn, at least?
<Wind> no
<Wind> i've almost got it
<Sky> Okay
<Sky> Let us know if you need help, though
<Wind> yep sure thing
<Four> He's not going to do that
<Time> No, he isn't.
<Time> Does anyone know where he is?
<Twilight> I have been focused on nothing but dogs, I'll be honest
<Legend> he isn't near spawn
<Legend> roolie has his stream open though, he'll tell us if we need to go help
<Wild> oh good i didn't want to leave my new friends
<Wild> we're good btw sky
<Sky> Excellent!
<Sky> I'm about ready to handle my half of the work, do you have portal coordinates?
<Wild> ye just sent them to you
<Sky> Thank you
[Sky got the advancement 'We Need to Go Deeper']
<Twilight> you people scare me
<Legend> HEY
<Time> I'll replant it.
<Legend> NOT THE POINT
<Time> Sigh.
<Time> Legend, may I have some wheat?
<Legend> WELL IT'S A BIT LATE FOR THAT, ISN'T IT?
<Legend> SINCE IT'S ALREADY IN YOUR INVENTORY AND ALL
<Time> Do you have a composter?
<Legend> who do you take me for?
<Legend> of course i have a composter
<Legend> i'm not an amateur
<Time> The wheat is back to how it was.
<Legend> it is about the principle of the thing, time
<Sky> For shame, Time
<Four> Tsk tsk
<Time> I need wheat, this is very important.
<Legend> fine
<Legend> because i am generous and you're my friend
<Legend> i'll let it slide
<Legend> but ask next time >:(
<Time> I will.
<Time> Thank you, Legend.
<Legend> yeah yeah get out of my village
<Wind> what's the village called?
<Sky> Legend I warned you about the profanity filter
<Sky> You /agreed/ to the profanity filter
<Legend> IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA SINCE MOST OF US ARE STREAMING
<Legend> also i didn't know you can see that
<Sky> Admin privileges <3
<Sky> I can't see what the message is unless I dig for it, but I see when something gets flagged
<Twilight> what in Hylia's name did you call your village???
<Legend> honestly it doesn't have a name yet
<Legend> i'm letting roolie name it and he hasn't decided
<Four> Better make it good, that place is coming along well given how long we've been playing
<Legend> thank you
<Legend> i know all of you idiots are going to be asking me for things so i'm preparing
<Legend> also if anyone finds emeralds give them to me i'll trade cool stuff for them
<Warriors> Setting up a trading hall?
<Legend> in a sense
<Four> Uh
<Four> Twilight
<Four> Can I ask why you're down in a mineshaft with six dogs
<Twilight> looking for name tags :D
<Twilight> I have some dye, so I can color their collars, but my children need to be properly named
<Four> Ah. I see.
<Four> Did you find any redstone down here? I'll trade you for it
<Twilight> NAME TAG
<Twilight> yes I have like a quarter stack here you go
<Four> A pleasure doing business with you
<Four> Wild, want to earn some diamonds?
<Wild> i am listening
<Four> I need quartz
<Wild> done, i'll be back in the overworld soon and we can trade then
<Four> Wonderful
<Warriors> Is anyone else worried about giving Four so many redstone materials?
<Sky> Oh absolutely, but there's no stopping him anyway, so they may as well profit from it
<Four> Exactly :)