Be My Kitty Tonight

by lilypheria

Summary:

Sometimes, one just has to be a cat and be petted.

Tonight, it’s Sasuke.

Tomorrow, it's both.

Notes:

Uh. Well. Let it be known that apparently I'm ridiculously easy to be enabled to write anything 😂 you can thank jemi, as she got me to write this.

This is one of the stupidest, sexiest and goofiest fics I've ever written and I loved every second of it lmao

Chapter 1: One Kitty

“I know you said you wanted to… uh… explore a kink,” Sasuke says slowly, “But I didn’t imagine anything like this.”

Naruto grins brightly at him. “C’mon, it’ll be fun! You just have to relax and look cute. It shouldn’t be hard for you, since you’re cute enough already.”

Sasuke glances at the cat ears and tail in the box and he doesn’t know what to think. They’ve explored a lot of kinks during the years—some more obscure than others—but this is something… new.

“You don’t have to do anything you don’t want to,” Naruto says seriously. “Some couples take it to the extreme, like meowing and going on all fours, but I’m absolutely not asking that from you.”

“I would kill you if you’d make me do something like that,” Sasuke says absent-mindedly. He takes the ears and turns them over in his hands. They’re black, just like the tail is; Naruto bought the set specifically for him. “So what do you want me to do, exactly?”

“Well, since you’d be a… special kitty,” Naruto says and Sasuke sputters, instantly red up to his hairline, “You’d just need to. Well. Be like a cat. Relax on my lap and I’ll pet you. I’d feed you and play with you. Respectively, of course—the point isn’t to humiliate you.”

“Sounds… tame enough,” Sasuke says carefully. “What’s in it for me, though? I mean obviously me being a… cat… apparently turns you on, but what do I get out of this?”

“Lots of pampering,” Naruto says instantly. “I’ll make you feel so good you’ll be purring. Also, the tail is tied to a butt plug. So every time you’ll be a good kitty, it vibrates.”

Sasuke scowls at him. “You did that on purpose,” he says and he can’t, for the life of him, stop feeling aroused. A vibrating butt plug is one of Sasuke’s personal favorites, he loves the way it makes him feel, turns him into liquid.

“I might’ve,” Naruto says casually. “We can stop instantly when if you start to feel uncomfortable. If you wanna try, that is.”

“I’m not getting naked for that, though,” Sasuke huffs. “You can sacrifice some of your pants for the tail if you want me to use it.”

“I got you special pants for that,” Naruto says with a grin. “Obviously you can’t wear any underwear, but…”

“That I can live with,” Sasuke says with a wave. “Alright, fine. But if you try to make me do something stupid, I’m strangling you with that tail.”

“That’s not very cat-like behavior, Sasuke,” Naruto chides.

Sasuke raises his eyebrow. “Should I make you wear the ears and the tail and make you meow at me?”

“You would like that, would you?” Naruto taunts. And just like the little fuck he is, he lets out a shy meow.

Sasuke snorts, he can’t help it. “You’re an idiot,” he says and laughs. “Do you want to put the plug on me?”

Naruto looks almost hungry. “Oh, definitely,” he says.

Sasuke still can’t believe he’s actually doing this. He takes off his pants and his boxers, and settles on his stomach on the bed as Naruto prepares the tail. Sasuke doesn’t need a special prep for that, other than lubing it—they have sex regularly enough that they’re both always open.

“Okay, I’m putting it in now,” Naruto says.

“Yeah, go ahead.” Sasuke shivers violently as the plug slides in, deliciously tight, and he already squirms as it stops against his prostate.

“Oh god, it’s too cute,” Naruto laughs.

Sasuke turns to look and it’s really fucking weird to see a black tail coming from his ass.

“I’m really doing this, aren’t I,” he says idly. He gets up from the bed, already feeling the pressure, and Naruto helps him put on the black pants that have a hole for the tail. With the pants, it’s impossible to tell where the tail comes from. It doesn’t work exactly like a real tail, of course—but it looks real enough.

Sasuke’s shirt is already black, so he doesn’t need to change it. The ears are the last, and Naruto covers Sasuke’s human ears with his hair before settling the cat ones on his head.

Naruto looks at him and he can’t stop grinning. “I love that you’re sometimes a bit silly with me, Sasuke,” he says.

Naruto is the only person in the world Sasuke would agree to do something like this. As he moves, the tail swirls behind him, and it feels weird—the tail itself is not that heavy, but he still feels a bit out of balance.

Admittedly, the butt plug deep in his ass also might affect it. It vibrates just a bit—barely enough to feel it, but because it’s literally against his prostate, he feels it. He jerks unwillingly, and shoots a dark look in Naruto’s direction, who tries to look innocent.

“Hey, at least it’s working,” he grins.

“Don’t make me regret this,” Sasuke says, blushing, as he walks past Naruto to the living room. On the way, Naruto gives just a tiny yank to the tail and Sasuke stumbles.

And, fucking hell, he does let out a noise of surprise. It doesn’t sound like a cat, but Naruto bursts into laughter.

Then Sasuke is suddenly swept from his feet and he finds himself in Naruto’s arms. It still amazes him Naruto can do that so easily—they’re both fit and not that light—but Naruto probably is physically stronger because of Kurama.

“What should we do next, my kitty?” Naruto asks, still laughing, and Sasuke groans.

“You decide,” Sasuke says. “After all, I just need to chill and be cute.” He cringes inwardly as he says that, but then again, ever since he started dating Naruto, he’s been able to be more and more at ease with everything. It’s still sometimes difficult, but when he’s alone with Naruto like this, it’s almost relieving to let go and, well, be silly.

“Maybe I’ll feed you first,” Naruto says. “If you’re a good kitty, I might push a button.”

Oh yes, there’s that. Just the anticipation alone goes straight into Sasuke’s groin. He sighs, and since he’s supposed to be a cat now, he rubs his face against Naruto’s chest.

“You’re already destroying me and I barely started,” Naruto complains.

“Meow,” Sasuke deadpans, and they both erupt into laughter as Naruto carries him to the kitchen.

“Okay, I did onigiri earlier today, so I think they’re good for this,” Naruto says as he lowers Sasuke to a chair. Sasuke adjusts a bit and shivers again as the plug rubs his insides.

Naruto rummages through the fridge and brings the onigiri to the table, along with a can of Sasuke’s favorite iced tea.

Sasuke waits patiently, and since he has nothing better to do, he guides his chakra to the tail to make it move more animatedly. Naruto turns just in time to see it, and he stares at the tail for a moment, as if hypnotized.

“You decided to go all in, then,” Naruto muses.

Sasuke shrugs. Then the plug vibrates and he lets out a startled sound; he’s still controlling the tail with his chakra, so, of course, it shoots up.

Naruto cackles loudly. Sasuke leans against the table, the small stimulation to his prostate already making it hard to be normal.

“I can tell you’ll be begging by the time we’re done,” Naruto says cheerfully.

As maddening as it is, Naruto is probably right. The butt plug might be one of his favorite toys, but he sucks at withstanding it. He tries, but he always reaches a point where the stimulation drives him over the edge.

“We’ll see about that,” Sasuke says, trying to save whatever dignity he has left (not much, considering he’s wearing a cat tail and cat ears).

Naruto sits down to the other chair and he divides the onigiri into smaller parts.

Sasuke guides his chakra to the ears, and they twitch.

Naruto notices it, and he almost drops the piece he has in his fingers. “You’re really enjoying this, aren’t you?” he says, amused.

“Might as well do it properly,” Sasuke says and blushes. Naruto lifts his hand and Sasuke opens his mouth obediently. The onigiri has his favorite filling—tuna—and he takes a moment to suck Naruto’s fingers.

The plug vibrates again, Naruto smirks, and Sasuke truly does make a sound from his throat that sounds more like a mewl than anything a human would make. Arousal goes everywhere in his body and he starts to get hard, and if it’s already this bad, he won’t last long.

“Maybe you’ll actually turn into a cat,” Naruto says. He’s biting his lip to stop himself from laughing.

Sasuke swishes his tail and settles on scowling, but he also has some difficulties keeping a straight face. This is so stupid, yet it’s also just the kind of fun they always have.

“Have to admit, excellent use of chakra there,” Naruto says. “Fitting for a reward, actually.”

Another vibration makes Sasuke groan again. Naruto keeps them short enough so that he doesn’t get too stimulated too fast.

Sasuke loves it, he loves how it feels, and to his amazement, the tail still reacts to his chakra and vibrates. He knows that a cat vibrates its tail when it’s excited, and the fact that he is so much like a cat makes him feel a bit mortified.

“Are you still moving that tail on purpose?” Naruto asks.

“Nope,” Sasuke mutters. “I think the chakra it now has reacts to how I feel.” It’s the same with the ears. Sasuke wonders if they’re both made from the same material some of the shinobi clothes are made; they react to chakra differently.

“I really like this play,” Naruto says, delighted. He feeds more onigiri to Sasuke, who eats everything, and after every bite, he gets a short burst of vibration. The tail twitches and moves around agitatedly—Naruto keeps staring at it.

After they’re done, Sasuke is sweating and his prostate is really feeling it. He’s also hard, but nearly hard enough to climax yet.

“Are okay?” Naruto asks. “Remember, we can stop if you feel like it.”

“Don’t worry,” Sasuke says and wipes his forehead on his sleeve. “I can make it.”

Naruto smiles brightly and grabs Sasuke’s waist, tugs his tail a bit, and Sasuke makes an involuntary noise again.

Sasuke lets Naruto guide him to the living room, and to the sofa. Naruto sits down first, and then he pulls Sasuke with him to his lap.

“You’re pretty big for a cat,” Naruto says and he kisses Sasuke’s hair.

Then Naruto kisses the cat ear, and Sasuke flinches—how in the fuck did he feel that?

“Where did you buy these things?” he asks, aghast. “I channeled chakra to them once, and I could physically feel how you kissed it.”

“Really?” Naruto asks, interested. He kisses the ear again and Sasuke shivers. Then Naruto rubs it between his fingers, and Sasuke gasps, as if it really was his ear, the sensation way too erotic for an artificial cat ear. “I bought them from a sex toy store. They said that the wearer would feel as if they’re part of them.”

“That explains,” Sasuke mutters. These are obviously made to arouse, and probably would have caught Sasuke’s chakra even if he hadn’t channeled it specifically.

Sasuke settles to lay on Naruto’s lap, his head on his thighs, and in a comfortable position for the tail to move freely. When Naruto fingers it, and uses the vibrate function again, Sasuke is damn close to giving up.

“Holy shit,” he groans. The entire lower part of his body is pulsing with arousal, he’s definitely hard and his legs feel weak. “The tail is sensitive too.”

“Is it, now?” Naruto says playfully. He bends down to kiss Sasuke, deeply, slowly, and he keeps stroking his tail at the same moment.

Sasuke is so close to losing it. Who in the hell came up with these toys? They were genius. He didn’t even know he could feel so stimulated in so many different ways at once. Tail wraps around Naruto’s arm, and he looks at it curiously.

The next vibration is longer, and Sasuke grits his teeth to keep quiet, but god fucking damn it he can’t. He ends up whining fast, sweating, painfully aroused, and it’s wonderful and terrible at the same time.

“Do you want me to give you a hand?” Naruto asks, shaking with laughter, the bulge in Sasuke’s pants pretty obvious.

“It’s not ready yet,” Sasuke hisses.

“I haven’t really petted you either, have I,” Naruto murmurs. He removes his hands from Sasuke’s tail and moves it to his hair, stroking it and his neck with teasingly slow movement.

If Sasuke could purr now, he absolutely would. He closes his eyes and relaxes, the tail still wrapped around Naruto’s arm, and enjoys the way Naruto’s fingers touch him.

He is not ready to feel a feather under his shirt, accompanied by a longer vibration.

Sasuke makes an embarrassingly loud yowl and jerks his eyes open, but before he can say anything, Naruto kisses him again and he writhes with the sensations he feels all over.

“Do you like it?” Naruto asks as he withdraws. Sasuke looks at him, his impossibly blue eyes, the stupid whisker marks, how his blond hair has gotten a bit longer.

“I do,” Sasuke says. “As weird as it is.”

The plug vibrates again, stronger this time, and he shivers, kicks with his feet and whisks more with his tail. Everything feels so much that it’s like he’s sensitive in places he didn’t even know he had.

Naruto pets Sasuke behind the ears and combined with the vibration he actually does make a sound that could more or less be a purr. Not like a real one, obviously, but still.

Then the feather plays under Sasuke’s shirt, tickles his skin and caresses his nipples. Sasuke’s skin goes on goosebumps with it, the tickling almost agonizing but still so good. Amazingly enough, he’s still not nearly hard enough yet, but that’s also probably because Naruto keeps the vibrations short and teasing.

Mostly.

Sasuke tries to get the feather from Naruto and he realizes too late how he swatted the feather with his hand, like a real cat.

“You’re such a good kitty,” Naruto giggles and the plug vibrates long enough that Sasuke whines from his throat. Never would he have guessed that he would get so turned on by playing a fucking cat. “Are you good to relax for a while?”

“Yeah,” Sasuke says, “sure.”

Naruto turns on the TV and Sasuke adjusts on his lap, does nothing else than just lie there, breathes evenly and lets the tail move on its own. Naruto keeps his other hand on him constantly, pets his hair, his face, his tail and his stomach under the shirt.

“It would be perfect if you could purr,” Naruto says after a while. He brushes his thumbs over Sasuke’s eyebrows.

Sasuke makes a few half-hearted tries at mimicking a purr, and Naruto snorts from laughter.

“Y’know, I love it when you relax like that,” he says lovingly. “That you actually participate. I know it’s not always easy for you.”

It’s still not easy, and Sasuke is still a bit embarrassed that he actually is lying on his boyfriend’s lap with the cat ears and the tail. But sometimes he surprises even himself by just throwing himself at these new things. It’s so easy with Naruto, who never judges. They’ve been together for over five years, and in that time they’ve explored enough kinks that a small pet play is nothing.

“Next time, you’ll be the cat,” Sasuke says. “I’m sure you’ll be begging faster than me once you feel the ears and the tail.”

Naruto strokes the tail and yanks it just a bit, and the burst of arousal, of raw need, is so intense Sasuke makes another lewd noise.

“I am very tempted to try them out, your reactions are so sexy,” Naruto admits. “It feels really good?”

“Uh,” Sasuke says and gets distracted by another vibration against his prostate, “yeah.” He squirms and blows out a breath.

“We need another set, though, to fit me better,” Naruto says conversationally. Then he breaks into a grin. “What if we play together?”

“Like… we’d both be like this at the same time?” Sasuke asks and frowns.

“Yeah. Just imagine. I’ll have the controller for your plug and you’d have mine.”

Sasuke groans—the prospect is delicious, and he keeps thinking how fucking good it would feel to wrap the tail around Naruto’s. “Let’s do it together,” Sasuke says. “Next time.”

“Sounds good,” Naruto chuckles. He kisses Sasuke again, slips his hand inside his shirt and strokes, caresses him all over.

After that, the vibrations get more long and more intense, and Sasuke is soon panting. His tail is constantly hooked, his ears are so sensitive that every time Naruto touches them, he feels it in his cock.

“Are you starting to feel liquid enough yet?” Naruto inquires casually a while later.

Sasuke has no idea how much time has passed, exactly. He still lies, dazed, on Naruto’s lap, his body tingling and his cock aching and leaking.

“Mmh,” Sasuke mumbles. “Almost.” He does feel quite liquefied by now. The tail moves lazily, brushes against Naruto’s arm and twists around it.

This kind of relaxation is certainly something Sasuke could get used to. He feels so delightfully pampered after Naruto’s constant petting and touching; he also got fed again with salted peanuts.

The plug starts to vibrate again without a warning. Ecstasy explodes through Sasuke’s body, leaving him shaking, but he’s still hard.

It’s the main reason he loves this so much, because it gives so much satisfaction, so much pure fucking bliss that Sasuke is almost hooked on it. He shudders on Naruto’s lap, resists the urge to take his hand to his pants.

Now he truly feels like liquid. He closes his eyes and is still aware of Naruto’s cock against him.

Sasuke only needs another vibration to get climbing again, but now it’s almost desperate, the need to come fully, to burst into pieces.

Naruto knows this part, he knows to keep the vibrations short.

Sasuke knows that Naruto is going to tease him. He’s in such a daze that he doesn’t even pay attention to how Naruto adjusts his position on his lap, so that Sasuke is more on his side. His face is right beside Naruto’s crotch, he feels the shape of his dick against his face, and he nudges against it.

Naruto twitches and hisses under his breath. He avenges it by playing with the tail, kisses it, and the vibrations won’t stop.

“Naruto—please,” Sasuke croaks. “I’m… at my limit…” He didn’t get much farther than he usually does.

“I really love it when you beg,” Naruto laughs.

Just like always, Sasuke ends up squirming and writhing and almost weak with stimulation, and he begs for Naruto to release him.

“I should, should I?” Naruto teases.

Sasuke whimpers again. “Please—” he says and he groans loudly as Naruto’s dick presses against his cheeks through the fabric.

“Good kitty, Sasuke,” Naruto says affectionately. It shouldn’t be so arousing, but for some goddamn reason it is.

The next vibration is on the highest setting in strength and length, and at the same moment, Naruto slips his hand into Sasuke’s pants and grabs his dick.

Sasuke dissolves. He yells, shaking in Naruto’s arms, blown away and totally lost in the unbelievable waves of bliss that rock his body. Naruto’s pants are damp too—he’d reigned in his own orgasm to make it all better for Sasuke.

Naruto strokes Sasuke’s dick and withdraws his hand. Then he adjusts his position on the sofa, pulls Sasuke to his lap and wraps his arms around him.

Sasuke buries his face into the crook of Naruto’s neck, thoroughly spent, and still his tail has enough chakra that it wraps against Naruto’s thigh.

“I love you,” Sasuke mutters drowsily. “Thank you.”

“I love you too,” Naruto says, kisses Sasuke’s ears and presses his nose against his hair. Sasuke feels how Naruto inhales his scent. “Making you feel so good is everything to me.”

Sasuke closes his eyes and he drifts off.

***

It doesn’t take long until Sasuke’s breathing evens out and he falls asleep.

Naruto holds him gently in his arms and keeps the volume on the TV low. He smiles to himself as Sasuke sighs in his sleep and his hands seek purchase—obviously to grab Naruto’s hand or his shirt—but for Naruto, it looks like he’s kneading air, as some cats do.

Naruto had suggested the play partly by joke, but seeing as Sasuke had obviously enjoyed it… it was a success. He’s happy that Sasuke trusts him enough to be goofy with him.

He leans back on the sofa, rests against the backrest, Sasuke happily snoozing against him, and soon Naruto is sleeping too.

Without them noticing, Sasuke’s tail wraps around Naruto’s hand next, and stays there.

Chapter 2: Two Kitties

Notes:

This is absolutely the stupidest fic I've ever written but I can't even begin to tell you how therapeutic it was. Writing something so silly, with them being so in love, it was wonderful.

A big thank you to Freaky and jemi for giving me inspiration and ideas! ✨

“Of course it’s orange,” Sasuke says and rolls his eyes.

“It matches the clothes I have,” Naruto says defensively. He looks at the orange, tabby-patterned cat ears and the tail in the box and can’t stop grinning.

Sasuke can’t help but feel excited about this, even if it’s as stupid as the last time. He can’t wait to wrap the tail around Naruto’s and find out what it feels like.

Or see Naruto’s expression when he channels his chakra to them and starts feeling them.

Naruto takes the ears and the out of the package and flops on the bed with them. “Hey, Sasuke, do you wanna make a bet?”

“My gut reaction tells me to refuse,” Sasuke says and he sits down on the bed too. “Your bets are so dumb.”

The last time they’d made a bet and Naruto had lost (thank god), he had run through the entire village wearing only a loincloth. He’d gotten an earful from the Sixth Hokage and the Council that a future Hokage shouldn’t do things like that, but it hadn’t hindered much.

Naruto—and by extension, Sasuke, because he just happens to date the village idiot—are both infamous for pulling all kinds of stunts around the village. Naruto had started pranking people after his parents had been killed, and he had pulled Sasuke with him after Sasuke had become withdrawn from the Uchiha Clan’s crisis.

So these days, no one looks twice if they do something unorthodox. Usually Naruto might, maybe, hear something from his adoptive father and Sasuke withstands the gentle scolding from his older brother, the current Uchiha Clan leader.

Time passes and they do something again. It doesn’t matter that they’re in their mid-twenties and famous war heroes. They are forgiven a lot because of who they are. And, well, pulling stupid bets in the village doesn’t hurt anyone—maybe their reputations, but they’ve never cared about that.

“What, my bets are perfect,” Naruto sniffs. “You want to take part, we will both win either way.”

“Somehow I doubt that,” Sasuke says, but his curiosity gets the better of him. “What are you thinking?”

“We wear these,” Naruto says and rattles the box, “outside for a few hours. We buzz each other, and the one who can make it home by the end, and stay on his feet, will win.”

Sasuke squints. “What does the winner get to do?”

“He’s in charge of the controller for the loser’s tail,” Naruto chirps. “So if you win—not that you will—you can buzz me the rest of the evening.”

“You’ve rigged this from the start,” Sasuke points out. “You know perfectly well how bad I am to withstand it.”

“C’mon, do you think I’m any better?” Naruto laughs. “You’ve seen how fast I reduce to a puddle when I use it.”

Damn, Sasuke can’t argue with that. Neither of them can handle the butt plugs well, but that’s part of the charm.

“But yeah. If you win, you can buzz me and watch me squirm. If I win, I get to liquify you again. It’s a win-win.”

“I agree to do this,” Sasuke says slowly, “but the loser has to be like I was last time.”

“Sure,” Naruto says easily. “I’m happy to do all of it to you again.”

They scowl at each other.

Even after years of dating, they haven’t been able to get rid of their rivalry, and to be completely honest, Sasuke wouldn’t even want to. He gets a rush from challenging Naruto, no matter what it is. Spend a day in the village with a vibrating butt plug in the ass while wearing a cat tail and ears? Bring it on.

Well, it’s not the stupidest thing they have done in front of an audience. Sasuke still hasn’t forgotten the hand job Naruto gave him in an important council meeting. He’s almost sure no one else noticed, but he’d pretty much fallen into pieces the second they’d gotten free.

He’d made sure Naruto had looked properly debauched later, of course.

“We can’t keep those plugs for a really long while, though,” Naruto says. “So I’d say around three hours is the maximum.”

They would have to do it on the weekend when neither of them has work—suffering in the village for three hours would be challenging enough.

“I think it’s enough,” Sasuke says. From all the shit they’ve done, this must be among the stupidest.

***

On Saturday morning, Naruto and Sasuke decide how their new “village event” is going to go. They leave the house in opposite directions and spend three hours doing what they feel like doing, while withstanding the vibrations from the other. They would meet up after that to see how they were doing and determine the winner.

“Just don’t start buzzing too much too soon, or we’re done after an hour,” Sasuke warns him.

“Yeah, yeah, I know how it works,” Naruto says patiently. “You get the honors to get me ready, I’ll do you after that.”

Naruto gets on his stomach to the bed, and Sasuke disinfects and lubes the plug. He pushes it carefully in, and Naruto makes a delightful groan.

“Whoa, I didn’t expect it to feel that tight,” he says and shivers.

“Okay, ready,” Sasuke says, and as he withdraws, he slaps Naruto’s ass.

“Hey! Bastard, that wasn’t part of the bet!” Naruto turns to look at him with a scandalized expression, but he forgets it when he sees his tail. “Oh.”

“Stop staring at it, or we’ll never be ready,” Sasuke says curtly.

“Geez,” Naruto mutters. He gets up from the bed and Sasuke arranges his hair before setting the cat ears in place.

“Now, channel your chakra to them,” Sasuke instructs.

It’s interesting to watch how Naruto focuses and suddenly both the ears and the tail twitch. Naruto makes a startled yelp. “Oh. Oh. This is… interesting.”

Sasuke closes his hand around the tail and strokes it strongly.

Naruto makes a loud, lewd groan. “Oh my God. I understand what you meant.” He suppresses a shiver before pulling on one of his orange pants he modified to fit the tail in. Sasuke makes sure he caresses his tail extra softly as he helps it out of the hole in the pants, and Naruto groans again.

“You’re going to lose before we even get out of the house,” Sasuke smirks.

“Shut up,” Naruto hisses. “Now, ass up, I’m preparing you now.”

Sasuke strips down and gets on the bed for Naruto to push the plug in. He already knows what to expect, and the second the plug settles into place, Sasuke physically feels the tail. The tail starts to vibrate instantly.

“It reacts to my chakra even easier now,” he mutters. He doesn’t have to do anything with it, but it still whisks around and hooks at the tip.

It’s weird, when he gets up and dressed again, and they look at each other.

“Why in the hell does this turn me on so badly,” Naruto says breathlessly. He comes closer and kisses Sasuke, while taking his tail between his fingers, and Sasuke moans into his throat.

“This is going to be a disaster,” he says in a strangled voice.

“Oh, I have no doubt about that,” Naruto says and laughs.

They make short test buzzes to make sure the plugs work.

Then, still in disbelief that Sasuke actually agreed to do this, they leave the house.

“I will win,” Naruto says, grinning, right before they part.

Sasuke replies by giving a short but powerful buzz, and Naruto jumps with a comical mewl.

“We’ll see about that,” Sasuke says with a lopsided smile.

He turns to leave and he can’t stop the twitch when his plug gives a short buzz.

***

When he’d been younger, Sasuke had done his best to be invisible, to get attention away from himself. The shame his clan’s scheming had brought had clung to him for a long while, and it’s almost entirely thanks to Naruto that Sasuke can move in Konoha and keep his head held high.

That’s what he does now as he slips his hands into his pocket and holds Naruto’s controller. He knows it’ll stay tame at first, but as time passes, it will get more and more intense when they try to destroy each other.

Sasuke presses the controller.

Three seconds later his own plug vibrates and he breathes in. It’s somehow even harder to handle when he’s walking, the pressure and tightness more pronounced inside him.

And, of course, he does get long looks. From basically everyone. No one says anything, but Sasuke doesn’t expect that.

He walks around and tries not to wince every time the plug vibrates in his ass, and after the first hour, he’s tingly all over and he can feel the throb between his legs. The bursts are short enough not to get him hard too fast, but he’s going towards it—maybe it’s a good thing the pants are somewhat loose. He’s mortified to think that the entire village would notice him sporting a boner suddenly.

Although, admittedly, no one would probably wonder about that either.

Sasuke presses his controller from time to time, with no set time or plan, and he always gets revenge shortly afterward.

He goes to drink a cup of tea at his favorite tea house, and squeezes his tea mug when a particularly long vibration sends a burst of arousal into his veins.

Of course, he avenges it shortly.

That results in a moment of active exchange of buzzes, and Sasuke can hardly stay on his feet as he gets up from the table. He feels arousal all over his body, he’s sweaty and both his ears and his tail react to it.

Another hour later Sasuke is close to getting hard, drenched in sweat and shivering. He can only hope Naruto feels the same. There’s little time left, so now the buzzes are more frequent, longer and insistent, and it slowly making him crazy.

Sasuke turns to another street and finds himself face-to-face with Itachi and Shisui.

“Sasuke,” Itachi says, looking him up and down and raising his brows. “… why are you wearing those?”

“Uh,” Sasuke says and barely manages to ignore the insistent vibration, “Just a bet. With Naruto.”

Shisui looks elated, and Sasuke doesn’t react fast enough to move out of the way as Shisui reaches his hand and rubs his cat ear.

Sasuke instantly blushes and makes an embarrassing sound. He averts his eyes from his relatives—Shisui starts laughing hysterically, Itachi looks at him and then at Sasuke.

“Are those from Nekoma?” Itachi asks, the edge of his mouth twitching.

“I don’t know,” Sasuke says stiffly. “I didn’t look at the packaging.”

Itachi lowers his voice and continues, “Sasuke, did you truly come out in public while wearing sex toys?”

“No,” Sasuke says but the next buzz is the worst, and he has to squirm a little.

Itachi’s eyes flicker to the tail and Shisui laughs even harder.

“I’m going now,” Sasuke says and brushes past them, but he can’t, damn it, stop the sound that escapes his throat again as Shisui yanks his tail.

Sasuke’s face is burning, and he takes out the controller. He puts all settings to the highest and presses the button for good three seconds before letting go.

He manages to walk only a few meters when the revenge hits, and he stumbles against the building wall, breathes heavily through his nose. He feels too fucking much stuff, and his tail is vibrating with his feelings.

After the three hours are over, he’s suffering, barely able to walk, definitely hard and leaking into his pants.

To his delight, Naruto doesn’t look much better: his ears keep twitching and the tail is constantly either vibrating or hooking at the tip.

Too bad they’re both still on their feet.

“I refuse to lose,” Sasuke says through grit teeth and he pushes the controller again.

After that, it gets chaotic. They try to walk home, but the endless buzzing, the arousal thrumming everywhere, it’s worse when they’re moving like that.

They still have a way to go when Sasuke's legs give out and he stumbles on the grass, but Naruto follows almost instantly after.

Sasuke is so hard that he knows he has to get a release before he tries to get home. But he barely gets up from the grass—his prostate is so sensitive it reacts to everything, even without vibration, and he makes a groan.

“I knew this would be a disaster,” he says as he lays on his side and tries to make his boner a bit less visible.

“What do you mean? It works perfectly, you’re on the ground,” Naruto pants and hits the grass with his fist when Sasuke buzzes him.

“So are you,” Sasuke says pointedly. “I saw my brother and Shisui like this. It was horrible.”

“I saw Kakashi-sensei with some dignitaries,” Naruto says and laughs hysterically. “I can’t remember how I explained this, you were buzzing me so badly I almost came right there.”

“You would’ve earned it,” Sasuke says quietly and hisses as the next buzz makes stars dance in his eyes.

They look absolutely ridiculous as they squirm on the grass, but Sasuke is so lost in the stimulation he doesn’t even notice how the passersby look at them.

“I don’t think I can make it home,” Naruto says and wheezes. “You got me too good and I really don’t want to… uh… y’know… in public.”

“Nope, me either,” Sasuke says. He winces as he forces himself to his feet. “There’s a… public restroom close by.”

He helps Naruto to his feet, and before neither can stop it, their tails brush against each other and intertwine.

Sasuke makes a startled gasp and his knees buckle. Naruto keeps him on his feet but they both shake—the sensations coming from the tail climb up to Sasuke’s back, all the way to his head, and he’s almost dizzy with how fucking good it feels.

Sasuke doesn’t know how they manage to make their way to the restroom and to one of the stalls. Naruto locks the door, and Sasuke’s lips are on his before his fingers even leave the doorknob.

Their tails are still wrapped around each other, and Naruto presses Sasuke against the wall as their kiss gets deeper. They can’t do much with the plugs still in—and neither of them are keen on removing them, because the bet is still on—but Sasuke doesn’t stop Naruto from slipping his hand inside Sasuke’s pants.

“Don’t just wait,” Sasuke hisses.

Naruto fingers his dick and he groans against Naruto’s mouth, his own hand wanders inside Naruto’s, and—

The door to the restroom opens, and both Naruto and Sasuke go still. It’s a fucking nightmare, because Naruto’s hand is very much wrapped around Sasuke’s dick, and he’d just gotten his on Naruto’s.

They glance at each other. Sasuke bites the inside of his mouth and tries to remain quiet, but Naruto strokes his dick and he slams a hand to his mouth to stop his groan. He glares daggers at Naruto, who in turn gives him a playful smirk—and wiggles the controller in his other hand.

“Don’t you dare,” Sasuke mouths without a sound.

Naruto, the little shit, pushes the button.

It’s too much and everything bursts into oblivion. Sasuke leans against the wall, keeps his hand on his mouth and comes on Naruto’s hand, weak with the pleasure he feels. His whole body throbs and his heart thunders wildly.

Naruto giggles soundlessly, glee in his eyes, and Sasuke gives him a dark look. He retrieves the controller from his pocket, and Naruto’s eyes widen—Sasuke has still the strongest settings in it—and he presses the button at the same time he slams his lips against Naruto’s and pumps his dick.

Naruto struggles against him, shivers uncontrollably but all the noises he makes are muffled into Sasuke’s lips. Then he comes too, and Sasuke can feel the cum on his hand. He presses himself against Naruto’s body and kisses him greedily, and finally they hear the door again and they’re alone. They stay like that for a good while, panting and glaring at each other.

Sasuke withdraws, takes toilet paper and wipes his hand as well as his crotch, before he adjusts his pants again.

Naruto’s pants have a clear stain on them—visible only because the pants are so light—but he cleans himself up the best he can.

Sasuke forces his tail to let go of Naruto’s, and tries to ignore how it wraps around his own wrist.

They don’t speak much when they make their unsteady way home. Both are red from the face, their hair tousled, and Sasuke’s cat ears are a bit lopsided—he doesn’t know when they slipped.

The only problem is that they’re still both on their feet, and Sasuke knows that it’s a test of speed. The one who manages to buzz the other when they get home is the winner. Sasuke keeps the controller ready when he uses his other hand to open the door to their house.

He presses the button the second they step over the threshold, and at the same moment, he gets hit. He uses every last bit of his power to stay on his feet, even though he shakes wildly.

Naruto tries too, but finally his feet give out and he crashes to his knees. “Noooooo!” Naruto complains. “I was so close!”

“It’s my win,” Sasuke says, gloating. “I hope you’re ready to be a good kitty, Naruto.”

Naruto stares at him, his blue eyes wide. “I think I just came again just hearing you say good kitty,” he says and groans.

Sasuke scoffs, but he can’t stop his stupid grin.

They do need to eat and wash up, so they remove the plugs and ears for a bath.

“I have a request, though,” Naruto says when they soak in the bathtub. Sasuke rests his back against Naruto’s chest and closes his eyes when Naruto kisses his forehead. “You can buzz me all you want, but I really would want you to keep them on too. You just… y’know. Won’t get buzzed.”

“I’m fine with that,” Sasuke whispers. “Wrapping that tail with yours? It was…”

“Yeah.”

It was ridiculously good, and Sasuke can only think that the one who created those toys was a genius.

They get out of the bath and clean the plugs before putting them back on. The rest of the evening goes by the same way as before—Sasuke feeds Naruto, and then they settle on the sofa. This time Naruto sits on Sasuke’s lap and rests against him, with Sasuke’s arms tightly around him.

“I don’t want to come or get too hard, though,” Naruto mutters and nudges against Sasuke’s shirt. “Just the… stimulation is fine.”

Considering what they did during the day, Sasuke understands that. He has kept the vibrations low and short, so he continues like that.

“I had fun today,” Naruto says. Sasuke tilts his head to look at him, and they kiss long. “Even though it was awkward and embarrassing.”

“It was fun,” Sasuke agrees. “But let’s keep this to ourselves from now on, yeah?” His tail wraps around Naruto’s at that, and Naruto makes a contented sigh.

“Yeah, let’s,” Naruto says.

Sasuke plants a kiss into Naruto’s hair.