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homeless children
12:54 PM
sungie: so the moral of the story is tall people don’t deserve rights
jinnie: you literally were late to class bc YOU wanted coffee
sungie: and you were no help 😁🫰
mini minnie: is this what i must be cursed to live with
jinnie: you could’ve chosen different roommates idk!
sungie: speaking of roommates
sungie: has anyone met the fourth
mini minnie: nope
jinnie: NO but i was told he’s a dance major
mini minnie: all i know is he should be here by the end of the day
minnie: did someone say dance major
jinnie: I ALREADY CALLED DIBS
minnie: you really wanna fight about this cause i will
jinnie: ok fine we can share
minnie:
jinnie: hyung pls
minnie: ok fine
innie: holy shit did minho just compromise with hyunjin?
sungie: no literally what just happened
mini minnie: i’m counting that as a hyunjin win cause no way
minnie: never say those words in my presence ever again
binnie: LMAO HES SULKING BC CHAN TOLD HIM TO BE NICE THIS MORNING
minnie: AM NOT
binnie: YES YOU ARE
channie: i swear to god
binnie: sorry channie hyung
minnie: sorry hyung
channie: thank you
channie: anyway what’s this about a new roommate
sungie: the way none of us have even met him and chan already wants to adopt another stray
mini minnie: he’s used to it atp
channie: please
jinnie: im back just had to get over the shock of minho agreeing with me
minnie: i’m still mad about it
channie: they’re
channie: getting along?
sungie: it’s terrifying
binnie: is mercury drinking gatorade rn
innie: there’s gatorade on mercury?
binnie: no
innie: what
mini minnie: no it’s not
channie: i guess the stars just aligned or something
sungie: is it a full moon tonight?
sungie: i think it’s a full moon tonight
jinnie: ANYWAY
jinnie: im returning to the dorm now will update if newbie is here
innie: why is your roommate showing up so late?
sungie: idk the exact reason all i know he’s a transfer from abroad
mini minnie: oh yeah channie hyung!
channie: yeah?
mini minnie: they said he’s also from sydney!
channie: omg….
binnie: lmao that means y’all HAVE to introduce him to chan hyung at least
channie: pls i need this
mini minnie: we’ll see what jinnie says
minnie: why does hyunjin get to meet him first
jinnie: bc i’m gonna b living with him screw u minho hyung!
minnie: you wonder why i’m mean to you
jinnie: N E WAY
jinnie: he is here
sungie: OH?
jinnie: he is
jinnie: so????
jinnie: CUTE???????
jinnie: but his voice is
sungie: is?
jinnie: i don’t think i can explain this you gotta hear it for yourself
jinnie: it’s so deep
sungie: i am
sungie: intrigued
mini minnie: hey! that’s a big word for you!
sungie: literally shut up it took me two minutes to type that
sungie: STOP LAUGHING CHANGBIN
binnie: I AM LITERALLY ACROSS CAMPUS FROM YOU
channie: he is laughing tho
jinnie: … n e ways
jinnie: roomies we r getting a group chat now felix wants ur numbers!
channie: felix…
jinnie: hold off on adopting him till he’s more settled in pls hyung we can’t scare him off
jinnie: he is too cute
channie: ,,,,
~•~
1:21 PM
jinnie has made a new group!
jinnie has added sungie, mini minnie, and felix to the group!
jinnie: sungie is jisung and mini minnie is seungmin!
sungie: i can introduce myself u string bean ass motherfucker
sungie: sorry that was a knee jerk reaction and i take it back
jinnie: … thin ice han jisung
felix: wait
felix: mini minnie?
jinnie: oh that’s cause minho hyung in our big group chat was already called minnie when seungminnie was added
felix: ohhhhh
felix: well anyway
felix: it’s nice to meet you all!
felix: well, unofficially meet you all
felix: but still!
sungie: hi felix!
sungie: i did not mean to sound mean at first hyunjin just brings out this primal rage from within my heart
jinnie: thin. ice.
mini minnie: hi felix :)
felix: hi 😁 and honestly jisung i just found it funny tbh
felix: or is it jisung hyung?
sungie: thank god chan hyung would be so mad at me if i ruined your first impression of me
sungie: and idk when’s ur birthday!!
jinnie: all three of us were born in 2000, but im the oldest (so far) cause i was born in march and those two are both september babies
felix: … omg
felix: me too,,,,,
sungie: ANOTHER ONE
mini minnie: omg
mini minnie: well so far i’m the youngest
mini minnie: sept 22nd 2000
sungie: and i’m sept 14th 2000
felix: WAIT ARE YOU FR?
sungie: yes!
felix: SEPT 15th 2000
sungie: YO
mini minnie: DAMN it
jinnie: haha ur still the youngest!
sungie: TWINS
felix: TWINS!!
sungie changed felix’s name to lixie
sungie: wAIT is that ok im just excited
lixie: yes this is adorable and i love it
sungie: OK GOOD
sungie: sorry hyunjin he’s my bestie so u don’t get to give him tours anymore
jinnie: what says who
sungie: it’s a law im sorry :(
mini minnie: maybe you guys should ask felix who he wants to give him a tour
lixie: oh
lixie: uhhh
sungie: it should be me we are clearly soulmates????
jinnie: I MET HIM FIRST
mini minnie: i’m just gonna make chan hyung give him the tour you guys are impossible
lixie: chan hyung?
mini minnie: oh yes!
mini minnie: i want to introduce you two anyway bc chan hyung is also from sydney and the admins said you were from there
lixie: you know another korean guy from sydney who goes to school here?
mini minnie: yes, i thought introducing you two would be good cause you just moved here and chan understands that
lixie: pls seungmin i’m begging you pls introduce us
lixie: i would love nothing more than another aussie friend 😭
mini minnie: lmao when i told him you were from sydney he also practically begged to meet you
sungie: no he wanted to adopt felix
sungie: there’s a difference
lixie: adopt me?
mini minnie: yeah it’s like an ongoing joke that we’re all his kids
jinnie: and he wants u to join the strays
lixie: i literally was worried about being able to make friends
lixie: i would love to join the strays
mini minnie: chan hyung will be delighted to hear that!
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homeless children
1:38 PM
mini minnie: you’re all lucky he agreed to join the strays so quick
mini minnie: do NOT scare him off pls
mini minnie added lixie
channie: hello felix!
lixie: hi!
channie: i’m chan, you can call me hyung
minnie: how do u know he’s not older than u hyung
sungie: HES A DAY YOUNGER THAN ME
channie: omg fr?
lixie: yes!
lixie: we’re twins :)
sungie: TWINS!!!!!!
sungie: which is why i think i should do the introduction tour
jinnie: but i met him first!
lixie: i don’t want to cause a fight
channie: don’t worry they’re just like that
minnie: yeah they bicker a LOT
innie: damn it
innie: i’m still the youngest
minnie: and you always will be
channie: you are baby
binnie: you literally say that about all of us tho
channie: and?????
binnie: ,,,,
binnie: hi felix i’m changbin
binnie: you can call me hyung :)
lixie: hi changbin hyung! :)
sungie: jinnie u seein what i’m seein
jinnie: bin hyung is trying to woo felix and win the tour guide position
binnie: have either of you heard of being nice?
jinnie: (i hope you all know felix has very adorable giggles)
binnie: (ok nvm keep being stupid in that case)
lixie: i can still read when you put texts in parentheses?
jinnie: N E WAY
sungie: now we have to fight changbin for tour guide :(
changbin: literally no you don’t??
lixie: what if
lixie: both of you
lixie: were my tour guides
sungie: …
jinnie: …
minnie: bold of you to assume these two can come up with any good ideas
sungie: i will compromise with you hyunjin
jinnie: fine me too jisung
binnie: the girls are fighting
channie: what if
channie: hear me out
channie: you two and seungmin show him around
channie: and then you can bond as roommates too
sungie: …
jinnie: see channie hyung this is why you’re the oldest
minnie: i think that’s just cause he was born first
jinnie: no it was planned
jinnie: by the government
channie: …
channie: right
binnie: how else do you explain a perfect human
channie: ble ase sotp or ill cyr
binnie: one (1) compliment hyung
lixie: awwe
mini minnie: anyways,,
mini minnie: this sounds like a good plan
sungie: wonderful
jinnie: looking forward to working with you gentlemen
mini minnie: second guessing this plan now
lixie: c’mon minnie it’ll be funnnn!!
mini minnie: …ok
sungie: WOOOOOOO
lixie: see you all after class then?
sungie: IT’S A DATE
minnie: please don’t scare him off sungie
lixie: no no, it’s a date
jinnie: ITS A DATE!!!