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homeless children
12:54 PM
sungie: so the moral of the story is tall people don’t deserve rights
jinnie: you literally were late to class bc YOU wanted coffee
sungie: and you were no help 😁🫰
mini minnie: is this what i must be cursed to live with
jinnie: you could’ve chosen different roommates idk!
sungie: speaking of roommates
sungie: has anyone met the fourth
mini minnie: nope
jinnie: NO but i was told he’s a dance major
mini minnie: all i know is he should be here by the end of the day
minnie: did someone say dance major
jinnie: I ALREADY CALLED DIBS
minnie: you really wanna fight about this cause i will
jinnie: ok fine we can share
minnie:
jinnie: hyung pls
minnie: ok fine
innie: holy shit did minho just compromise with hyunjin?
sungie: no literally what just happened
mini minnie: i’m counting that as a hyunjin win cause no way
minnie: never say those words in my presence ever again
binnie: LMAO HES SULKING BC CHAN TOLD HIM TO BE NICE THIS MORNING
minnie: AM NOT
binnie: YES YOU ARE
channie: i swear to god
binnie: sorry channie hyung
minnie: sorry hyung
channie: thank you
channie: anyway what’s this about a new roommate
sungie: the way none of us have even met him and chan already wants to adopt another stray
mini minnie: he’s used to it atp
channie: please
jinnie: im back just had to get over the shock of minho agreeing with me
minnie: i’m still mad about it
channie: they’re
channie: getting along?
sungie: it’s terrifying
binnie: is mercury drinking gatorade rn
innie: there’s gatorade on mercury?
binnie: no
innie: what
mini minnie: no it’s not
channie: i guess the stars just aligned or something
sungie: is it a full moon tonight?
sungie: i think it’s a full moon tonight
jinnie: ANYWAY
jinnie: im returning to the dorm now will update if newbie is here
innie: why is your roommate showing up so late?
sungie: idk the exact reason all i know he’s a transfer from abroad
mini minnie: oh yeah channie hyung!
channie: yeah?
mini minnie: they said he’s also from sydney!
channie: omg….
binnie: lmao that means y’all HAVE to introduce him to chan hyung at least
channie: pls i need this
mini minnie: we’ll see what jinnie says
minnie: why does hyunjin get to meet him first
jinnie: bc i’m gonna b living with him screw u minho hyung!
minnie: you wonder why i’m mean to you
jinnie: N E WAY
jinnie: he is here
sungie: OH?
jinnie: he is
jinnie: so????
jinnie: CUTE???????
jinnie: but his voice is
sungie: is?
jinnie: i don’t think i can explain this you gotta hear it for yourself
jinnie: it’s so deep
sungie: i am
sungie: intrigued
mini minnie: hey! that’s a big word for you!
sungie: literally shut up it took me two minutes to type that
sungie: STOP LAUGHING CHANGBIN
binnie: I AM LITERALLY ACROSS CAMPUS FROM YOU
channie: he is laughing tho
jinnie: … n e ways
jinnie: roomies we r getting a group chat now felix wants ur numbers!
channie: felix…
jinnie: hold off on adopting him till he’s more settled in pls hyung we can’t scare him off
jinnie: he is too cute
channie: ,,,,
~•~
1:21 PM
jinnie has made a new group!
jinnie has added sungie, mini minnie, and felix to the group!
jinnie: sungie is jisung and mini minnie is seungmin!
sungie: i can introduce myself u string bean ass motherfucker
sungie: sorry that was a knee jerk reaction and i take it back
jinnie: … thin ice han jisung
felix: wait
felix: mini minnie?
jinnie: oh that’s cause minho hyung in our big group chat was already called minnie when seungminnie was added
felix: ohhhhh
felix: well anyway
felix: it’s nice to meet you all!
felix: well, unofficially meet you all
felix: but still!
sungie: hi felix!
sungie: i did not mean to sound mean at first hyunjin just brings out this primal rage from within my heart
jinnie: thin. ice.
mini minnie: hi felix :)
felix: hi 😁 and honestly jisung i just found it funny tbh
felix: or is it jisung hyung?
sungie: thank god chan hyung would be so mad at me if i ruined your first impression of me
sungie: and idk when’s ur birthday!!
jinnie: all three of us were born in 2000, but im the oldest (so far) cause i was born in march and those two are both september babies
felix: … omg
felix: me too,,,,,
sungie: ANOTHER ONE
mini minnie: omg
mini minnie: well so far i’m the youngest
mini minnie: sept 22nd 2000
sungie: and i’m sept 14th 2000
felix: WAIT ARE YOU FR?
sungie: yes!
felix: SEPT 15th 2000
sungie: YO
mini minnie: DAMN it
jinnie: haha ur still the youngest!
sungie: TWINS
felix: TWINS!!
sungie changed felix’s name to lixie
sungie: wAIT is that ok im just excited
lixie: yes this is adorable and i love it
sungie: OK GOOD
sungie: sorry hyunjin he’s my bestie so u don’t get to give him tours anymore
jinnie: what says who
sungie: it’s a law im sorry :(
mini minnie: maybe you guys should ask felix who he wants to give him a tour
lixie: oh
lixie: uhhh
sungie: it should be me we are clearly soulmates????
jinnie: I MET HIM FIRST
mini minnie: i’m just gonna make chan hyung give him the tour you guys are impossible
lixie: chan hyung?
mini minnie: oh yes!
mini minnie: i want to introduce you two anyway bc chan hyung is also from sydney and the admins said you were from there
lixie: you know another korean guy from sydney who goes to school here?
mini minnie: yes, i thought introducing you two would be good cause you just moved here and chan understands that
lixie: pls seungmin i’m begging you pls introduce us
lixie: i would love nothing more than another aussie friend 😭
mini minnie: lmao when i told him you were from sydney he also practically begged to meet you
sungie: no he wanted to adopt felix
sungie: there’s a difference
lixie: adopt me?
mini minnie: yeah it’s like an ongoing joke that we’re all his kids
jinnie: and he wants u to join the strays
lixie: i literally was worried about being able to make friends
lixie: i would love to join the strays
mini minnie: chan hyung will be delighted to hear that!
~•~
homeless children
1:38 PM
mini minnie: you’re all lucky he agreed to join the strays so quick
mini minnie: do NOT scare him off pls
mini minnie added lixie
channie: hello felix!
lixie: hi!
channie: i’m chan, you can call me hyung
minnie: how do u know he’s not older than u hyung
sungie: HES A DAY YOUNGER THAN ME
channie: omg fr?
lixie: yes!
lixie: we’re twins :)
sungie: TWINS!!!!!!
sungie: which is why i think i should do the introduction tour
jinnie: but i met him first!
lixie: i don’t want to cause a fight
channie: don’t worry they’re just like that
minnie: yeah they bicker a LOT
innie: damn it
innie: i’m still the youngest
minnie: and you always will be
channie: you are baby
binnie: you literally say that about all of us tho
channie: and?????
binnie: ,,,,
binnie: hi felix i’m changbin
binnie: you can call me hyung :)
lixie: hi changbin hyung! :)
sungie: jinnie u seein what i’m seein
jinnie: bin hyung is trying to woo felix and win the tour guide position
binnie: have either of you heard of being nice?
jinnie: (i hope you all know felix has very adorable giggles)
binnie: (ok nvm keep being stupid in that case)
lixie: i can still read when you put texts in parentheses?
jinnie: N E WAY
sungie: now we have to fight changbin for tour guide :(
changbin: literally no you don’t??
lixie: what if
lixie: both of you
lixie: were my tour guides
sungie: …
jinnie: …
minnie: bold of you to assume these two can come up with any good ideas
sungie: i will compromise with you hyunjin
jinnie: fine me too jisung
binnie: the girls are fighting
channie: what if
channie: hear me out
channie: you two and seungmin show him around
channie: and then you can bond as roommates too
sungie: …
jinnie: see channie hyung this is why you’re the oldest
minnie: i think that’s just cause he was born first
jinnie: no it was planned
jinnie: by the government
channie: …
channie: right
binnie: how else do you explain a perfect human
channie: ble ase sotp or ill cyr
binnie: one (1) compliment hyung
lixie: awwe
mini minnie: anyways,,
mini minnie: this sounds like a good plan
sungie: wonderful
jinnie: looking forward to working with you gentlemen
mini minnie: second guessing this plan now
lixie: c’mon minnie it’ll be funnnn!!
mini minnie: …ok
sungie: WOOOOOOO
lixie: see you all after class then?
sungie: IT’S A DATE
minnie: please don’t scare him off sungie
lixie: no no, it’s a date
jinnie: ITS A DATE!!!
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homeless children
8:19 PM
mini minnie: so funny story
minnie: this is either gonna be actually funny or we’re gonna have to bail jisung out of jail
sungie: hey either way it’d be funny
minnie: true
mini minnie: ANYWAY
mini minnie: we took felix to the dining hall for dinner and ran into chan
mini minnie: and chan just about had a heart attack bc well
channie: why the FUCK wouldn’t you tell me he has FRECKLES
minnie: chan said the fuck word
binnie: he said the fuck word
channie: UNIMPORTANT
channie: freckles??????
binnie: chans right, this is vital info
sungie: there’s no logical way i can explain to you over text how gorjus felix’s freckles are
sungie: this is something you have to experience for urself
channie: did you also make that decision about his voice because jesus christ!
sungie: AGAIN
sungie: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT THAT EXPERIENCE INTO WORDS
jinnie: the felix effect
mini minnie: indeed, the felix effect
lixie: is the felix effect a good thing?
channie: it is a great thing
jinnie: you’re just very neat :)
lixie: oh! thank you!
lixie: and also i will be taking the freckles conversation as a compliment
channie: as you absolutely should
binnie: agreed, and i haven’t even seen them yet
jinnie: agreed and i HAVE seen them
lixie: i genuinely don’t know how to take compliments so i am going to say thank you again with a smiley face to make it seem more genuine
lixie: thank you 😁
lixie: now we should move on before i combust!!!!
chan: … that was unbearably relatable
jinnie: real, i’ve never seen someone as bad at taking compliments as chan hyung
chan: listen
binnie: fr, one nice sentence and he’s shaking and crying
channie: LISTEN
sungie: fr watch this
sungie: chan hyung you’re a great friend and i value your friendship
channie: JISU G
lixie: here let me try
lixie: chan hyung you’re very sweet and very handsome!!
channie: S SDTOP
binnie: this is a fun game
binnie: chan you’re inspirational
channie: pleasse.
innie: chan hyung you’re doing great and i am so proud of you!
channie: OLEASF
binnie: keep going and he’ll start crying in public
jinnie: lol he already is
channie: STROP
lixie: that was cute!
channie: i’m leaving
sungie: no hyung pls we love you we’re sorry
channie: fine
minnie: man i leave for five minutes and i miss the chan bullying
innie: maybe you should pay attention to us more
minnie: no my babies needed dinner
minnie: and dori has been picky lately so i had to supervise to make sure she ate
innie: do you love dori more than me
minnie: why would you even ask that
minnie: ofc i love dori more than you???
minnie: you demon child
innie: chan hyung he’s being mean
channie: sorry can’t help rn i need at least ten minutes to process the compliments
lixie: chan would you like a hug?
lixie: you seem like you need a hug
channie: HA HA
sungie: i’ve never seen a man move so fast in my life
mini minnie: he really needed a hug huh
channie: you’re telling me you don’t want felix hugs
mini minnie: not at all this is totally reasonable behavior
innie: when do i get to meet felix!!!
minnie: not b4 i do thats for sure
binnie: but what about… me…
jinnie: y’all realize we are in a public building
jinnie: that’s like
jinnie: on campus
minnie: shut up
binnie: omw
innie: say LESS
channie: STOP
channie: is felix ok with meeting you all at once
channie: cause speaking from experience
channie: you guys are a lot
lixie: yes i am ok with this!!
channie: ok continue
minnie: FINE i’m leaving my cats for this
lixie: ……… c a t
minnie: yes
minnie: cats
innie: like the musical
minnie: nope!
lixie: can i
lixie: see
minnie: YES
channie: oh no
minnie sent an attachment!
minnie sent an attachment!
minnie sent an attachment!
minnie sent an attachment!
minnie: my babies
lixie: CATS
lixie: they are
lixie: adorable
lixie: what are their names?
minnie: soonie is the one that’s more orange
minnie: doongie has the more white face
minnie: dori is dori
lixie: dori is dori!!!!
lixie: i would love to meet them one day
minnie: perhaps i may allow that
innie: YOU DIDNT LET ME MEET THEM TILL I PASSED YOUR PSEUDO BACKGROUND CHECK???
minne: like i said
minnie: you’re a demon child
sungie: background check????
minnie: more like a questionnaire
binnie: i had to take the questionnaire??
jinnie: same but i assumed that’s cause hyung wanted to interrogate me
sungie: i’m curious what’s in the questionnaire
innie: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TAKE IT????
channie: i didn’t either
minnie: chan that’s because you are literally the only person in this group i trust to keep living things alive
channie: fair
innie: ok that’s fair
innie: BUT WHAT ABOUT JISUNG??
minnie: bc i like jisung
mini minnie: don’t worry jeongin i had to take it too
innie: im still mad jisung was exempt but i wasn’t
sungie: hey!!
sungie: that’s hyung to you
innie: NOT WHEN I’M MAD
lixie: i’m also curious about the questionnaire
minnie: it’s to evaluate weather or not i trust these rapscallions with my children
minnie: so far they’ve all passed but hyunjin is on thin ice
jinnie: when am i not?
minnie: i’m so glad you understand!
jinnie: understand is a strong word
jinnie: go with the flow is more like it
lixie: your children seem to be very exclusive
minnie: yes!! they are!!! thank you for noticing!!!!!
binnie: where did you guys sit i’m nervous
mini minnie: here i’ll come find you
binnie: thank you
innie: NOT FAIR I’M ALMOST THERE
innie: I GET TO MEET FELIX FIRST
minnie: oh no
minnie: i haven’t left yet
jinnie: why???
minnie: i was saying goodbye??
binnie: i was here first i get to see him first
innie: i’m gonna explode you with my MIND
binnie: 😐
mini minnie: we’ll wait for you innie!!
mini minnie: mainly so this doesn’t turn into a fight
channie: thank you seungmin
mini minnie: 🫡
minnie: i’m almost there too if you don’t wait for me i will never make dinner for you ever again
mini minnie: FINE we’ll wait for you too
minnie: :)
jinnie: minho why are you so mean to us
channie: it’s how he shows he cares
minnie: STOP talking
channie: he doesn’t handle emotion well
minnie: CHRISTOPHER.
channie: tell me i’m wrong
channie: go on
minnie: …
minnie: seungmin i’m walking through the doors where are you
mini minnie: smooth, hyung
minnie: 😐
Notes:
this took way longer than i hoped but that’s what i get for starting this fic in the middle of moving an hour away from where i currently live!!!!
anyways next chapter also might take longer for already mentioned reasons and also bc i’m planning on it not being text format and being like a normal fic!!!
also ignore the fact that i forgot to bold the names first chapter i am too lazy to fix it
Chapter 3
Notes:
i lied to you all at the end of last chapter but take this instead
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
homeless children
10:33 AM
binnie: can the universe give me a break
innie: the universe isn’t at fault for u sleeping through ur alarm
binnie: the universe is at fault for my existence
sungie: no it’s not
binnie: THEN WHO IS
sungie:
binnie: pls don’t
sungie: UR MOM
channie: jisung please
minnie: changbin what class are you in right now?
binnie: im still in my dorm i’m so late i don’t think i should go atp
channie: i’ll let it slide this time but PLEASE make it to ur next class!
binnie: ok dad
channie: 😐
binnie: ok fine i’ll get my ass out of bed
binnie: who the fuck is at my door
minnie: open up whore
binnie: what the hell
channie: please don’t end in violence
sungie: it’s minho
channie: i never know how minho interactions will end i can only hope for no violence
binnie: UR PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED CHAN
binnie: MINHO BROUGHT ME bREAKFAST 🥹❤️🩵❤️🩵
channie: awwe
minnie: BITCH U PROMISED U WOULDNT TELL
binnie: NO BC I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOU BEING NICE
minnie: slander!!!!!!!!
binnie: the sandwich i am eating says otherwise
jinnie: what if i wanted breakfast
minnie: suffer
binnie: wow hyung way to be mean
minnie: i would bring three of you breakfast
minnie: ok wait i would bring four of you breakfast
minnie: maybe five
sungie: wait who’s excluded
minnie: guess
mini minnie: it’s me and hyunjin
minnie: i’m so proud of you!
jinnie: seungmin we can suffer together
mini minnie: no <3
innie: awww hyung you would bring me breakfast?
minnie: you’re on my maybe list
minnie: i would definitely bring chan, lix and sungie breakfast
minnie: chan bc he needs to eat
minnie: lixie bc look at him
lixie: i have been told i have devastating puppy eyes
channie: HE DOES
binnie: believable
minnie: and sungie bc he actually appreciates my cooking
sungie: THAT I DO
jinnie: i love ur cooking hyung :(
minnie: but i don’t love you <3
lixie: harsh :/
innie: i love minho hyungs breakfast tier list
channie: it’s how he shows he cares about us
minnie: stop making me out to be nice!!!!!!
minnie: i’m supposed to be the cold and mysterious senior!!!!!!
sungie: the videos u send if ur cats say otherwise!
minnie: ILL REVOKE UR BREAKFAST RIGHTS
sungie: i yield
minnie: thank you
channie: i know some of u are in class rn why are you all here!
mini minnie: bc i literally don’t care about this class actually!
lixie: i’m not crazy and i don’t take classes this early if i can help it <3
channie: it’s like,,,,
channie: eleven am????
minnie: why the fuck did you type out 11
lixie: yeah what?
channie: irrelevant answer the question felix
lixie: ok so i have like one early class every week but otherwise all my classes start at like 10am or later
lixie: but today i don’t have a class till like 1 i think
sungie: it’s so sad bc lixie will still be sleeping soundly and i have to leave the safety of my bed to enter the world at the ungodly hour of 7:30
mini minnie: and i’m already out of the dorm by then
sungie: yeah but like you have morning vibes so it makes sense
mini minnie: now what in the world is a morning vibe
sungie: you know how chan hyung gives nocturnal vibes
channie: … it’s called insomnia????
sungie: seungmin’s like that but with the morning
lixie: objectively those words don’t make sense but i get it actually
lixie: seungmin should be a mornign person
channie: i hate to admit jisung is right but it makes sense
sungie: what’s that supposed to mean!
jinnie: i don’t think i’ve ever woken up and seen seungmin sleeping still
mini minnie: that is because you wake up at like 11:30 on a good day
sungie: ok but when do YOU wake up
sungie: cause i wake up at like 7 every day and ur usually just not home
mini minnie: i’m usually out the door at 6am
minnie: sungie lixie jinnie
minnie: are you aware you live with a serial killer
mini minnie: 😐
channie: i’m proud of you for being a functional adult seungmin
mini minnie: …
mini minnie: thank you chan
sungie: WHAT ABT ME IM UP AT 7:30 EVERY DAY
channie: i said functional
sungie: ok that’s actually entirely fair i can’t even lie
channie: i’m still proud of you sungie :)
sungie: AND WHAT IF I CRIED
channie: i thought this is what you wanted?
sungie: 🥹
mini minnie: i have a question
mini minnie: chan when do YOU sleep
channie: that is between me and the lord
sungie: i have texted you at the most ungodly hours and you always respond instantly????
channie: and????
channie: what if u were dying
channie: i gotta make sure ur not dying!
minnie: chan
minnie: you cannot stay awake
minnie: because of the off chance that one of us might die at three in the damn morning
channie: it’s not like i intentionally stay up
sungie: most of the time
channie: most of the time
minnie: do you need me to start coming over and tucking you in
binnie: don’t worry hyung
binnie: i’ll start tucking him in
channie: leave me alone!!!!
minnie: not until you go to bed!!!!
channie: i am a grown adult i can make bad decisions on my own ok
binnie: oh but jisung can’t?
channie: jisung is like a whole 12 year old
sungie: again
sungie: i can’t even be mad about it
minnie: i will make u sleep one day
channie: why are you threatening me
minnie: :)
channie: ok i think that’s my cue to move back home
channie: koreas been fun but now i have to hide from lee minho
jinnie: it’s been fun knowing you hyung :(
lixie: can you go to my house and check on my pokémon cards pls i don’t trust my sister to keep them dusted
channie: yeah but i’ll steal them if you have any good ones
lixie: NVM UR NOT ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE
Notes:
i’m so sorry this was supposed to be an actually well written chapter where the rest of the boys meet felix but so much has happened to me in the last month that i could not bring myself to actually write. but i promise one day i will write that chapter but i’ll post it as a separate fic 😭 for now enjoy this and again apologies for promising an actual chapter and not delivering smh
Chapter 4: are you ready for some fazbear pizza?
Summary:
the kids teach chan about fnaf
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
homeless children
12:09 PM
jinnie: so theoretically
jinnie: what if we went to the five nights at freddys movie together
sungie: that would be so swag
mini minnie: please
mini minnie: spare my sanity for once
binnie: if we go can i dress up as bonnie
minnie: can i be mangle
innie: i wanna be roxy!
lixie: ngl i thought u would wanna be foxy
innie: absolutely not i’m too hot for foxy
sungie: i’m gonna be dj music man
mini minnie: fitting
jinnie: i wanna be the marionette
sungie: yea ur lanky enough to pull that off
jinnie: LEAVE. ME. ALONE.
channie: what do these words mean
innie: guys can we dress chan up as william afton
mini minnie: i will go with just for that alone
binnie: innie i see ur vision but listen to me carefully
binnie: chan is freddy fazbear
innie: this is good too
innie: yeah actually let’s go with that i’d rather not dress him up as a child murderer
channie: WHAT
channie: please enlighten me i am scared
lixie: chan do you… do you not know about… fnaf??
channie: i am so confused
binnie: it’s an indie horror game that blew up like ten years ago and has some very fun and funky lore
binnie: and they are making a movie about it
channie: … ok
minnie: wonderful i will order a freddy costume for the old man
jinnie: this is so wonderful
sungie: WAIT lixie and minnie
sungie: you need to choose ur fnafsonas
mini minnie: never say those words ever again???
lixie: ok i feel like it would be funny if i went as balloon boy but chica is speaking to my heart
sungie: chica would be a great choice
sungie: plus seungmin would be funnier as balloon boy
mini minnie: NO
mini minnie: can i be ballora so i can have my eyes closed all night
sungie: no, balloon boy
minnie: i can’t lie seungmin you would make a PRISTINE balloon boy
mini minnie: am i allowed a say in this
jinnie: please seungmin it would make my whole day
mini minnie: i do not care
jinnie: PLS
mini minnie: ugh
lixie: thank you for ur sacrifice minnie!!
mini minnie: i guess it would be funny
channie: i looked up this balloon boy character
channie: and i hate to admit but
channie: they’re right seungmin
mini minnie: i feel like i am being mocked
innie: we cannot help that you were meant to play balloon boy
minnie: it’s endearing i promise
mini minnie: 😐
jinnie: OK EVERYONE mark ur calendars for the national holiday that is october 28th
jinnie: we are going to fnaf in costume and then going to channie and binnies place afterwards to drink copious amounts of spooky-themed cocktails
channie: … why our place?
binnie: u act like u would let us go anywhere else
minnie: this sounds like a wonderful plan to me!
lixie: i am so excited i am going to be the best chica y’all have ever seen
sungie: ID BELIEVE IT
innie: can we make a tiktok w the one song
innie: HEY KIDS NICE TO MEET YA
jinnie: jeongin i am in LOVE WITH YOU
jinnie: YOU GENIUS
innie: i know i know
lixie: we should make one for all the fnaf songs we can think of
lixie: it would be so funny
jinnie: UR SO RIGHT
sungie: this is gonna be so iconic
mini minnie: you guys realize this means we have to teach chan the lyrics to stay calm
mini minnie: he’s the only freddy we have
binnie: ohhh i know
binnie: i am so prepared
channie: idk why i go along with all of this
minnie: chan i need you to listen carefully
minnie: listen to the song stay calm
minnie: memorize your lines and DONT. DISSAPOINT. ME
channie: i am scared
jinnie: the rest of ya better know ur lines too
jinnie: @binnie @lixie @innie
lixie: u act like i haven’t had this memorized since 2018
innie: real
binnie: i am so ready
channie: i don’t know why i agreed to thjs
channie: wait did i agree to this
jinnie: YES NOW GO MEMORIZE YOUR LINES
channie: 😐
lixie: channie hyung i am going to make u watch all of markipliers fnaf videos
lixie: and afterwards we will watch all of the gametheory vids
channie: 😐
lixie: C’MON ITLL BE FUN
channie: i don’t know why i let you all put me through this
sungie: you LOVEEEEE USSSSSS
channie: am i supposed to be embarrassed by that
mini minnie: i would be
minnie: i would be
minnie: quit taking my lines?????
mini minnie: type faster maybe
jinnie: when are you two gonna stop being tsundere
minnie: 😐
Notes:
y’all as a chan stan and a genshin player i had a small heart attack when he sent a bubble saying he started playing genshin i think i lost my mind
ALSO HAPPY FNAF WEEK EVERYONE
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homeless children
10:42 AM
jinnie: [sent an image]
jinnie: @sungie
jinnie: what the FUCK. are these??????????
mini minnie: you’ve never seen the watermelon panties?
sungie: those r my watermelon panties
lixie: ???? your WHAT
channie: was this supposed to be a roommates gc text orrrr
jinnie: no it was meant to be a HUMILIATION RITUAL
sungie: HEY
sungie: LEAVE MY OANTIES ALONE
minnie: i’m confused these are just boxers w watermelons on them
jinnie: they’re ATROCIOUS
innie: did NOT want to see han jisungs watermelon panties today
binnie: those are almost as bad as the
binnie: never mind i’m not outing that about myself
minnie: oh those panties i got u for ur birthday
binnie: HEY
binnie: WE CAN MOVE ON FROM THAT
jinnie: the WHAT
lixie: you got him what??? for his birthday?????
minnie: [sent a photo]
minnie: i have a brand for birthday gifts
binnie: why’d i bring this up
binnie: i hate this chat
innie: if i had a nickel for every time ive been forced to see my hyungs’ panties
innie: i’d have two nickels
innie: actually probably like 7 looking at u @channie
channie: hello???????
innie: pls wear clothes at home im so tired
lixie: why are 3racha getting dragged for their panties rn
jinnie: it’s DESERVED
jinnie: @ my fellow 00z
jinnie: we need to do something about this
channie: leave my panties alone???
binnie: actually please do something about this i hate mine
lixie: … you still have them???
binnie: they were a GIFT
mini minnie: you could have. thrown them away????
binnie: maybe i should just go
jinnie: no no my beautiful king
jinnie: idc care about y’all’s undies i don’t live w you
binnie: :(
jinnie: we need to do something about the watermelon undies
sungie: ???? NO YOU DONT
mini minnie: i don’t think i want to
lixie: what do you propose
jinnie: group meeting. our dorm. right now
sungie: IM IN CLASS
jinnie: i know that’s the point
jinnie: you can’t intervene
sungie: IM SOS CARED RN
minnie: ykw im bored ill go
channie: i feel… like i need to go be the adult…
binnie: bringing my panties as sacrifice
innie: ok as much as i don’t want to see y’all’s panties
innie: i’d feel left out if i didn’t go
mini minnie: … i don’t want the dorm to burn down ill be right there
lixie: guess ill get out of bed sigh
sungie: GUYS
sungie: GUYS PLS
sungie: LEAVE THEM ALONE
sungie: ohhh my god you guys are so evil
sungie: HYUNJIN PLS PLS PLS
sungie: PUT THEM DOWN
sungie: HYUNJIN
sungie: screw it im leaving class YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!!
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homeless children
12:24 PM
sungie: you guys suck SO BAD
lixie: i’ll buy you new panties bestie 😁😁😁
sungie: felix sucks. a little less.
channie: i will say
channie: hyunjin can be scary when he wants to be
binnie: im just glad my panties r gone
innie: what a fun bonding experience 😐
minnie: i just need yall to know i got the whole thing on video
minnie: [sent a photo]
minnie: and this is now my new favorite picture of jisung
sungie: DELETE
mini minnie: wonderful
mini minnie: a new profile photo for han
sungie: you guys hate me
jinnie: no, we hate your watermelon panties
sungie: SAME THING
jinnie: NO ITS NOT
jinnie: it’s actually a good thing i care about your image
sungie: CAN YOU CARE A LITTLE LESS
jinnie: :(
lixie: hey u guys since we’re all here why are we in the chat
innie: idk
binnie: good question
mini minnie: it’s so we have recorded evidence of the panty incident
sungie: i’m suing you all now
jinnie: i’ll gladly take u on in court to keep those panties out of this house
lixie: i’m so glad i found you people :)
channie: you’re glad??? that you are apart of this????
lixie: makes me feel normal
channie: ykw fair
Notes:
has it really been two years since i posted????????????????? oops. sorry it’s been so long but the samsung 2kr from monday… inspired me, to say the least. these nerds
also genuinely so sorry that’s legit been like. two years but this specific fic is just kinda. my sillies, yk? don’t expect frequent updates IM SO SORRY. mainly cause idk what dorection i want this to go in. probably poly skz LOLZ
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