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Summary:

jinnie: see channie hyung this is why you’re the oldest

minnie: i think that’s just cause he was born first

jinnie: no it was planned

jinnie: by the government

channie: …

channie: right

Chapter Text

homeless children

 

12:54 PM

 

sungie: so the moral of the story is tall people don’t deserve rights

 

jinnie: you literally were late to class bc YOU wanted coffee

 

sungie: and you were no help 😁🫰

 

mini minnie: is this what i must be cursed to live with

 

jinnie: you could’ve chosen different roommates idk!

 

sungie: speaking of roommates

 

sungie: has anyone met the fourth

 

mini minnie: nope

 

jinnie: NO but i was told he’s a dance major

 

mini minnie: all i know is he should be here by the end of the day

 

minnie: did someone say dance major

 

jinnie: I ALREADY CALLED DIBS

 

minnie: you really wanna fight about this cause i will

 

jinnie: ok fine we can share

 

minnie:

 

jinnie: hyung pls

 

minnie: ok fine

 

innie: holy shit did minho just compromise with hyunjin?

 

sungie: no literally what just happened

 

mini minnie: i’m counting that as a hyunjin win cause no way

 

minnie: never say those words in my presence ever again

 

binnie: LMAO HES SULKING BC CHAN TOLD HIM TO BE NICE THIS MORNING

 

minnie: AM NOT

 

binnie: YES YOU ARE

 

channie: i swear to god

 

binnie: sorry channie hyung

 

minnie: sorry hyung

 

channie: thank you

 

channie: anyway what’s this about a new roommate

 

sungie: the way none of us have even met him and chan already wants to adopt another stray

 

mini minnie: he’s used to it atp

 

channie: please

 

jinnie: im back just had to get over the shock of minho agreeing with me

 

minnie: i’m still mad about it

 

channie: they’re

 

channie: getting along?

 

sungie: it’s terrifying

 

binnie: is mercury drinking gatorade rn

 

innie: there’s gatorade on mercury?

 

binnie: no

 

innie: what

 

mini minnie: no it’s not

 

channie: i guess the stars just aligned or something

 

sungie: is it a full moon tonight?

 

sungie: i think it’s a full moon tonight

 

jinnie: ANYWAY

 

jinnie: im returning to the dorm now will update if newbie is here

 

innie: why is your roommate showing up so late?

 

sungie: idk the exact reason all i know he’s a transfer from abroad

 

mini minnie: oh yeah channie hyung!

 

channie: yeah?

 

mini minnie: they said he’s also from sydney!

 

channie: omg….

 

binnie: lmao that means y’all HAVE to introduce him to chan hyung at least

 

channie: pls i need this

 

mini minnie: we’ll see what jinnie says

 

minnie: why does hyunjin get to meet him first

 

jinnie: bc i’m gonna b living with him screw u minho hyung!

 

minnie: you wonder why i’m mean to you

 

jinnie: N E WAY

 

jinnie: he is here

 

sungie: OH?

 

jinnie: he is

 

jinnie: so????

 

jinnie: CUTE???????

 

jinnie: but his voice is

 

sungie: is?

 

jinnie: i don’t think i can explain this you gotta hear it for yourself

 

jinnie: it’s so deep

 

sungie: i am

 

sungie: intrigued

 

mini minnie: hey! that’s a big word for you!

 

sungie: literally shut up it took me two minutes to type that

 

sungie: STOP LAUGHING CHANGBIN

 

binnie: I AM LITERALLY ACROSS CAMPUS FROM YOU

 

channie: he is laughing tho

 

jinnie: … n e ways

 

jinnie: roomies we r getting a group chat now felix wants ur numbers!

 

channie: felix…

 

jinnie: hold off on adopting him till he’s more settled in pls hyung we can’t scare him off

 

jinnie: he is too cute

 

channie: ,,,,

 

~•~

 

1:21 PM

 

jinnie has made a new group!

 

jinnie has added sungie, mini minnie, and felix to the group!

 

jinnie: sungie is jisung and mini minnie is seungmin!

 

sungie: i can introduce myself u string bean ass motherfucker

 

sungie: sorry that was a knee jerk reaction and i take it back

 

jinnie: … thin ice han jisung

 

felix: wait

 

felix: mini minnie?

 

jinnie: oh that’s cause minho hyung in our big group chat was already called minnie when seungminnie was added

 

felix: ohhhhh

 

felix: well anyway

 

felix: it’s nice to meet you all!

 

felix: well, unofficially meet you all

 

felix: but still!

 

sungie: hi felix!

 

sungie: i did not mean to sound mean at first hyunjin just brings out this primal rage from within my heart

 

jinnie: thin. ice.

 

mini minnie: hi felix :)

 

felix: hi 😁 and honestly jisung i just found it funny tbh

 

felix: or is it jisung hyung?

 

sungie: thank god chan hyung would be so mad at me if i ruined your first impression of me

 

sungie: and idk when’s ur birthday!!

 

jinnie: all three of us were born in 2000, but im the oldest (so far) cause i was born in march and those two are both september babies

 

felix: … omg

 

felix: me too,,,,,

 

sungie: ANOTHER ONE

 

mini minnie: omg

 

mini minnie: well so far i’m the youngest

 

mini minnie: sept 22nd 2000

 

sungie: and i’m sept 14th 2000

 

felix: WAIT ARE YOU FR?

 

sungie: yes!

 

felix: SEPT 15th 2000

 

sungie: YO

 

mini minnie: DAMN it

 

jinnie: haha ur still the youngest!

 

sungie: TWINS

 

felix: TWINS!!

 

sungie changed felix’s name to lixie

 

sungie: wAIT is that ok im just excited

 

lixie: yes this is adorable and i love it

 

sungie: OK GOOD

 

sungie: sorry hyunjin he’s my bestie so u don’t get to give him tours anymore

 

jinnie: what says who

 

sungie: it’s a law im sorry :(

 

mini minnie: maybe you guys should ask felix who he wants to give him a tour

 

lixie: oh

 

lixie: uhhh

 

sungie: it should be me we are clearly soulmates????

 

jinnie: I MET HIM FIRST

 

mini minnie: i’m just gonna make chan hyung give him the tour you guys are impossible

 

lixie: chan hyung?

 

mini minnie: oh yes!

 

mini minnie: i want to introduce you two anyway bc chan hyung is also from sydney and the admins said you were from there

 

lixie: you know another korean guy from sydney who goes to school here?

 

mini minnie: yes, i thought introducing you two would be good cause you just moved here and chan understands that

 

lixie: pls seungmin i’m begging you pls introduce us

 

lixie: i would love nothing more than another aussie friend 😭

 

mini minnie: lmao when i told him you were from sydney he also practically begged to meet you

 

sungie: no he wanted to adopt felix

 

sungie: there’s a difference

 

lixie: adopt me?

 

mini minnie: yeah it’s like an ongoing joke that we’re all his kids

 

jinnie: and he wants u to join the strays

 

lixie: i literally was worried about being able to make friends

 

lixie: i would love to join the strays

 

mini minnie: chan hyung will be delighted to hear that!

 

~•~

 

homeless children

 

1:38 PM

 

mini minnie: you’re all lucky he agreed to join the strays so quick

 

mini minnie: do NOT scare him off pls

 

mini minnie added lixie

 

channie: hello felix!

 

lixie: hi!

 

channie: i’m chan, you can call me hyung

 

minnie: how do u know he’s not older than u hyung

 

sungie: HES A DAY YOUNGER THAN ME

 

channie: omg fr?

 

lixie: yes!

 

lixie: we’re twins :)

 

sungie: TWINS!!!!!!

 

sungie: which is why i think i should do the introduction tour

 

jinnie: but i met him first!

 

lixie: i don’t want to cause a fight

 

channie: don’t worry they’re just like that

 

minnie: yeah they bicker a LOT

 

innie: damn it

 

innie: i’m still the youngest

 

minnie: and you always will be

 

channie: you are baby

 

binnie: you literally say that about all of us tho

 

channie: and?????

 

binnie: ,,,,

 

binnie: hi felix i’m changbin

 

binnie: you can call me hyung :)

 

lixie: hi changbin hyung! :)

 

sungie: jinnie u seein what i’m seein

 

jinnie: bin hyung is trying to woo felix and win the tour guide position

 

binnie: have either of you heard of being nice?

 

jinnie: (i hope you all know felix has very adorable giggles)

 

binnie: (ok nvm keep being stupid in that case)

 

lixie: i can still read when you put texts in parentheses?

 

jinnie: N E WAY

 

sungie: now we have to fight changbin for tour guide :(

 

changbin: literally no you don’t??

 

lixie: what if

 

lixie: both of you

 

lixie: were my tour guides

 

sungie: …

 

jinnie: …

 

minnie: bold of you to assume these two can come up with any good ideas

 

sungie: i will compromise with you hyunjin

 

jinnie: fine me too jisung

 

binnie: the girls are fighting

 

channie: what if

 

channie: hear me out

 

channie: you two and seungmin show him around

 

channie: and then you can bond as roommates too

 

sungie: …

 

jinnie: see channie hyung this is why you’re the oldest

 

minnie: i think that’s just cause he was born first

 

jinnie: no it was planned

 

jinnie: by the government

 

channie: …

 

channie: right

 

binnie: how else do you explain a perfect human

 

channie: ble ase sotp or ill cyr

 

binnie: one (1) compliment hyung

 

lixie: awwe

 

mini minnie: anyways,,

 

mini minnie: this sounds like a good plan

 

sungie: wonderful

 

jinnie: looking forward to working with you gentlemen

 

mini minnie: second guessing this plan now

 

lixie: c’mon minnie it’ll be funnnn!!

 

mini minnie: …ok

 

sungie: WOOOOOOO

 

lixie: see you all after class then?

 

sungie: IT’S A DATE

 

minnie: please don’t scare him off sungie

 

lixie: no no, it’s a date

 

jinnie: ITS A DATE!!!

 

Chapter 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

homeless children

 

8:19 PM

 

mini minnie: so funny story

 

minnie: this is either gonna be actually funny or we’re gonna have to bail jisung out of jail

 

sungie: hey either way it’d be funny

 

minnie: true

 

mini minnie: ANYWAY

 

mini minnie: we took felix to the dining hall for dinner and ran into chan

 

mini minnie: and chan just about had a heart attack bc well

 

channie: why the FUCK wouldn’t you tell me he has FRECKLES

 

minnie: chan said the fuck word

 

binnie: he said the fuck word

 

channie: UNIMPORTANT

 

channie: freckles??????

 

binnie: chans right, this is vital info

 

sungie: there’s no logical way i can explain to you over text how gorjus felix’s freckles are

 

sungie: this is something you have to experience for urself

 

channie: did you also make that decision about his voice because jesus christ!

 

sungie: AGAIN

 

sungie: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PUT THAT EXPERIENCE INTO WORDS

 

jinnie: the felix effect

 

mini minnie: indeed, the felix effect

 

lixie: is the felix effect a good thing?

 

channie: it is a great thing

 

jinnie: you’re just very neat :)

 

lixie: oh! thank you!

 

lixie: and also i will be taking the freckles conversation as a compliment

 

channie: as you absolutely should

 

binnie: agreed, and i haven’t even seen them yet

 

jinnie: agreed and i HAVE seen them

 

lixie: i genuinely don’t know how to take compliments so i am going to say thank you again with a smiley face to make it seem more genuine

 

lixie: thank you 😁

 

lixie: now we should move on before i combust!!!!

 

chan: … that was unbearably relatable

 

jinnie: real, i’ve never seen someone as bad at taking compliments as chan hyung

 

chan: listen

 

binnie: fr, one nice sentence and he’s shaking and crying

 

channie: LISTEN

 

sungie: fr watch this

 

sungie: chan hyung you’re a great friend and i value your friendship

 

channie: JISU G

 

lixie: here let me try

 

lixie: chan hyung you’re very sweet and very handsome!!

 

channie: S SDTOP

 

binnie: this is a fun game

 

binnie: chan you’re inspirational

 

channie: pleasse.

 

innie: chan hyung you’re doing great and i am so proud of you!

 

channie: OLEASF

 

binnie: keep going and he’ll start crying in public

 

jinnie: lol he already is

 

channie: STROP

 

lixie: that was cute!

 

channie: i’m leaving

 

sungie: no hyung pls we love you we’re sorry

 

channie: fine

 

minnie: man i leave for five minutes and i miss the chan bullying

 

innie: maybe you should pay attention to us more

 

minnie: no my babies needed dinner

 

minnie: and dori has been picky lately so i had to supervise to make sure she ate

 

innie: do you love dori more than me

 

minnie: why would you even ask that

 

minnie: ofc i love dori more than you???

 

minnie: you demon child

 

innie: chan hyung he’s being mean

 

channie: sorry can’t help rn i need at least ten minutes to process the compliments

 

lixie: chan would you like a hug?

 

lixie: you seem like you need a hug

 

channie: HA HA

 

sungie: i’ve never seen a man move so fast in my life

 

mini minnie: he really needed a hug huh

 

channie: you’re telling me you don’t want felix hugs

 

mini minnie: not at all this is totally reasonable behavior

 

innie: when do i get to meet felix!!!

 

minnie: not b4 i do thats for sure

 

binnie: but what about… me…

 

jinnie: y’all realize we are in a public building

 

jinnie: that’s like

 

jinnie: on campus

 

minnie: shut up

 

binnie: omw

 

innie: say LESS

 

channie: STOP

 

channie: is felix ok with meeting you all at once

 

channie: cause speaking from experience

 

channie: you guys are a lot

 

lixie: yes i am ok with this!!

 

channie: ok continue

 

minnie: FINE i’m leaving my cats for this

 

lixie: ……… c a t

 

minnie: yes

 

minnie: cats

 

innie: like the musical

 

minnie: nope!

 

lixie: can i

 

lixie: see

 

minnie: YES

 

channie: oh no

 

minnie sent an attachment!

 

minnie sent an attachment!

 

minnie sent an attachment!

 

minnie sent an attachment!

 

minnie: my babies

 

lixie: CATS

 

lixie: they are

 

lixie: adorable

 

lixie: what are their names?

 

minnie: soonie is the one that’s more orange

 

minnie: doongie has the more white face

 

minnie: dori is dori

 

lixie: dori is dori!!!!

 

lixie: i would love to meet them one day

 

minnie: perhaps i may allow that

 

innie: YOU DIDNT LET ME MEET THEM TILL I PASSED YOUR PSEUDO BACKGROUND CHECK???

 

minne: like i said

 

minnie: you’re a demon child

 

sungie: background check????

 

minnie: more like a questionnaire

 

binnie: i had to take the questionnaire??

 

jinnie: same but i assumed that’s cause hyung wanted to interrogate me

 

sungie: i’m curious what’s in the questionnaire

 

innie: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO TAKE IT????

 

channie: i didn’t either

 

minnie: chan that’s because you are literally the only person in this group i trust to keep living things alive

 

channie: fair

 

innie: ok that’s fair

 

innie: BUT WHAT ABOUT JISUNG??

 

minnie: bc i like jisung

 

mini minnie: don’t worry jeongin i had to take it too

 

innie: im still mad jisung was exempt but i wasn’t

 

sungie: hey!!

 

sungie: that’s hyung to you

 

innie: NOT WHEN I’M MAD

 

lixie: i’m also curious about the questionnaire

 

minnie: it’s to evaluate weather or not i trust these rapscallions with my children

 

minnie: so far they’ve all passed but hyunjin is on thin ice

 

jinnie: when am i not?

 

minnie: i’m so glad you understand!

 

jinnie: understand is a strong word

 

jinnie: go with the flow is more like it

 

lixie: your children seem to be very exclusive

 

minnie: yes!! they are!!! thank you for noticing!!!!!

 

binnie: where did you guys sit i’m nervous

 

mini minnie: here i’ll come find you

 

binnie: thank you

 

innie: NOT FAIR I’M ALMOST THERE

 

innie: I GET TO MEET FELIX FIRST

 

minnie: oh no

 

minnie: i haven’t left yet

 

jinnie: why???

 

minnie: i was saying goodbye??

 

binnie: i was here first i get to see him first

 

innie: i’m gonna explode you with my MIND

 

binnie: 😐

 

mini minnie: we’ll wait for you innie!!

 

mini minnie: mainly so this doesn’t turn into a fight

 

channie: thank you seungmin

 

mini minnie: 🫡

 

minnie: i’m almost there too if you don’t wait for me i will never make dinner for you ever again

 

mini minnie: FINE we’ll wait for you too

 

minnie: :)

 

jinnie: minho why are you so mean to us

 

channie: it’s how he shows he cares

 

minnie: STOP talking

 

channie: he doesn’t handle emotion well

 

minnie: CHRISTOPHER.

 

channie: tell me i’m wrong

 

channie: go on

 

minnie: …

 

minnie: seungmin i’m walking through the doors where are you

 

mini minnie: smooth, hyung

 

minnie: 😐

 

Notes:

this took way longer than i hoped but that’s what i get for starting this fic in the middle of moving an hour away from where i currently live!!!!

anyways next chapter also might take longer for already mentioned reasons and also bc i’m planning on it not being text format and being like a normal fic!!!

also ignore the fact that i forgot to bold the names first chapter i am too lazy to fix it

Chapter 3

Notes:

i lied to you all at the end of last chapter but take this instead

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

homeless children

 

10:33 AM

 

binnie: can the universe give me a break

 

innie: the universe isn’t at fault for u sleeping through ur alarm

 

binnie: the universe is at fault for my existence

 

sungie: no it’s not

 

binnie: THEN WHO IS

 

sungie:

 

binnie: pls don’t

 

sungie: UR MOM

 

channie: jisung please

 

minnie: changbin what class are you in right now?

 

binnie: im still in my dorm i’m so late i don’t think i should go atp

 

channie: i’ll let it slide this time but PLEASE make it to ur next class!

 

binnie: ok dad

 

channie: 😐

 

binnie: ok fine i’ll get my ass out of bed

 

binnie: who the fuck is at my door

 

minnie: open up whore

 

binnie: what the hell

 

channie: please don’t end in violence

 

sungie: it’s minho

 

channie: i never know how minho interactions will end i can only hope for no violence

 

binnie: UR PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED CHAN

 

binnie: MINHO BROUGHT ME bREAKFAST 🥹❤️🩵❤️🩵

 

channie: awwe

 

minnie: BITCH U PROMISED U WOULDNT TELL

 

binnie: NO BC I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOU BEING NICE

 

minnie: slander!!!!!!!!

 

binnie: the sandwich i am eating says otherwise

 

jinnie: what if i wanted breakfast

 

minnie: suffer

 

binnie: wow hyung way to be mean

 

minnie: i would bring three of you breakfast

 

minnie: ok wait i would bring four of you breakfast

 

minnie: maybe five

 

sungie: wait who’s excluded

 

minnie: guess

 

mini minnie: it’s me and hyunjin

 

minnie: i’m so proud of you!

 

jinnie: seungmin we can suffer together

 

mini minnie: no <3

 

innie: awww hyung you would bring me breakfast?

 

minnie: you’re on my maybe list

 

minnie: i would definitely bring chan, lix and sungie breakfast

 

minnie: chan bc he needs to eat

 

minnie: lixie bc look at him

 

lixie: i have been told i have devastating puppy eyes

 

channie: HE DOES

 

binnie: believable

 

minnie: and sungie bc he actually appreciates my cooking

 

sungie: THAT I DO

 

jinnie: i love ur cooking hyung :(

 

minnie: but i don’t love you <3

 

lixie: harsh :/

 

innie: i love minho hyungs breakfast tier list

 

channie: it’s how he shows he cares about us

 

minnie: stop making me out to be nice!!!!!!

 

minnie: i’m supposed to be the cold and mysterious senior!!!!!!

 

sungie: the videos u send if ur cats say otherwise!

 

minnie: ILL REVOKE UR BREAKFAST RIGHTS

 

sungie: i yield

 

minnie: thank you

 

channie: i know some of u are in class rn why are you all here!

 

mini minnie: bc i literally don’t care about this class actually!

 

lixie: i’m not crazy and i don’t take classes this early if i can help it <3

 

channie: it’s like,,,,

 

channie: eleven am????

 

minnie: why the fuck did you type out 11

 

lixie: yeah what?

 

channie: irrelevant answer the question felix

 

lixie: ok so i have like one early class every week but otherwise all my classes start at like 10am or later

 

lixie: but today i don’t have a class till like 1 i think

 

sungie: it’s so sad bc lixie will still be sleeping soundly and i have to leave the safety of my bed to enter the world at the ungodly hour of 7:30

 

mini minnie: and i’m already out of the dorm by then

 

sungie: yeah but like you have morning vibes so it makes sense

 

mini minnie: now what in the world is a morning vibe

 

sungie: you know how chan hyung gives nocturnal vibes

 

channie: … it’s called insomnia????

 

sungie: seungmin’s like that but with the morning

 

lixie: objectively those words don’t make sense but i get it actually

 

lixie: seungmin should be a mornign person

 

channie: i hate to admit jisung is right but it makes sense

 

sungie: what’s that supposed to mean!

 

jinnie: i don’t think i’ve ever woken up and seen seungmin sleeping still

 

mini minnie: that is because you wake up at like 11:30 on a good day

 

sungie: ok but when do YOU wake up

 

sungie: cause i wake up at like 7 every day and ur usually just not home

 

mini minnie: i’m usually out the door at 6am

 

minnie: sungie lixie jinnie

 

minnie: are you aware you live with a serial killer

 

mini minnie: 😐

 

channie: i’m proud of you for being a functional adult seungmin

 

mini minnie:

 

mini minnie: thank you chan

 

sungie: WHAT ABT ME IM UP AT 7:30 EVERY DAY

 

channie: i said functional

 

sungie: ok that’s actually entirely fair i can’t even lie

 

channie: i’m still proud of you sungie :)

 

sungie: AND WHAT IF I CRIED

 

channie: i thought this is what you wanted?

 

sungie: 🥹

 

mini minnie: i have a question

 

mini minnie: chan when do YOU sleep

 

channie: that is between me and the lord

 

sungie: i have texted you at the most ungodly hours and you always respond instantly????

 

channie: and????

 

channie: what if u were dying

 

channie: i gotta make sure ur not dying!

 

minnie: chan

 

minnie: you cannot stay awake

 

minnie: because of the off chance that one of us might die at three in the damn morning

 

channie: it’s not like i intentionally stay up

 

sungie: most of the time

 

channie: most of the time

 

minnie: do you need me to start coming over and tucking you in

 

binnie: don’t worry hyung

 

binnie: i’ll start tucking him in

 

channie: leave me alone!!!!

 

minnie: not until you go to bed!!!!

 

channie: i am a grown adult i can make bad decisions on my own ok

 

binnie: oh but jisung can’t?

 

channie: jisung is like a whole 12 year old

 

sungie: again

 

sungie: i can’t even be mad about it

 

minnie: i will make u sleep one day

 

channie: why are you threatening me

 

minnie: :)

 

channie: ok i think that’s my cue to move back home

 

channie: koreas been fun but now i have to hide from lee minho

 

jinnie: it’s been fun knowing you hyung :(

 

lixie: can you go to my house and check on my pokémon cards pls i don’t trust my sister to keep them dusted

 

channie: yeah but i’ll steal them if you have any good ones

 

lixie: NVM UR NOT ALLOWED IN MY HOUSE

 

Notes:

i’m so sorry this was supposed to be an actually well written chapter where the rest of the boys meet felix but so much has happened to me in the last month that i could not bring myself to actually write. but i promise one day i will write that chapter but i’ll post it as a separate fic 😭 for now enjoy this and again apologies for promising an actual chapter and not delivering smh

Chapter 4: are you ready for some fazbear pizza?

Summary:

the kids teach chan about fnaf

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

homeless children

 

12:09 PM

 

jinnie: so theoretically

 

jinnie: what if we went to the five nights at freddys movie together

 

sungie: that would be so swag

 

mini minnie: please

 

mini minnie: spare my sanity for once

 

binnie: if we go can i dress up as bonnie

 

minnie: can i be mangle

 

innie: i wanna be roxy!

 

lixie: ngl i thought u would wanna be foxy

 

innie: absolutely not i’m too hot for foxy

 

sungie: i’m gonna be dj music man

 

mini minnie: fitting

 

jinnie: i wanna be the marionette

 

sungie: yea ur lanky enough to pull that off

 

jinnie: LEAVE. ME. ALONE.

 

channie: what do these words mean

 

innie: guys can we dress chan up as william afton

 

mini minnie: i will go with just for that alone

 

binnie: innie i see ur vision but listen to me carefully

 

binnie: chan is freddy fazbear

 

innie: this is good too

 

innie: yeah actually let’s go with that i’d rather not dress him up as a child murderer

 

channie: WHAT

 

channie: please enlighten me i am scared

 

lixie: chan do you… do you not know about… fnaf??

 

channie: i am so confused

 

binnie: it’s an indie horror game that blew up like ten years ago and has some very fun and funky lore

 

binnie: and they are making a movie about it

 

channie: … ok

 

minnie: wonderful i will order a freddy costume for the old man

 

jinnie: this is so wonderful

 

sungie: WAIT lixie and minnie

 

sungie: you need to choose ur fnafsonas

 

mini minnie: never say those words ever again???

 

lixie: ok i feel like it would be funny if i went as balloon boy but chica is speaking to my heart

 

sungie: chica would be a great choice

 

sungie: plus seungmin would be funnier as balloon boy

 

mini minnie: NO

 

mini minnie: can i be ballora so i can have my eyes closed all night

 

sungie: no, balloon boy

 

minnie: i can’t lie seungmin you would make a PRISTINE balloon boy

 

mini minnie: am i allowed a say in this

 

jinnie: please seungmin it would make my whole day

 

mini minnie: i do not care

 

jinnie: PLS

 

mini minnie: ugh

 

lixie: thank you for ur sacrifice minnie!!

 

mini minnie: i guess it would be funny

 

channie: i looked up this balloon boy character

 

channie: and i hate to admit but

 

channie: they’re right seungmin

 

mini minnie: i feel like i am being mocked

 

innie: we cannot help that you were meant to play balloon boy

 

minnie: it’s endearing i promise

 

mini minnie: 😐

 

jinnie: OK EVERYONE mark ur calendars for the national holiday that is october 28th

 

jinnie: we are going to fnaf in costume and then going to channie and binnies place afterwards to drink copious amounts of spooky-themed cocktails

 

channie: … why our place?

 

binnie: u act like u would let us go anywhere else

 

minnie: this sounds like a wonderful plan to me!

 

lixie: i am so excited i am going to be the best chica y’all have ever seen

 

sungie: ID BELIEVE IT

 

innie: can we make a tiktok w the one song

 

innie: HEY KIDS NICE TO MEET YA

 

jinnie: jeongin i am in LOVE WITH YOU

 

jinnie: YOU GENIUS

 

innie: i know i know

 

lixie: we should make one for all the fnaf songs we can think of

 

lixie: it would be so funny

 

jinnie: UR SO RIGHT

 

sungie: this is gonna be so iconic

 

mini minnie: you guys realize this means we have to teach chan the lyrics to stay calm

 

mini minnie: he’s the only freddy we have

 

binnie: ohhh i know

 

binnie: i am so prepared

 

channie: idk why i go along with all of this

 

minnie: chan i need you to listen carefully

 

minnie: listen to the song stay calm 

 

minnie: memorize your lines and DONT. DISSAPOINT. ME

 

channie: i am scared

 

jinnie: the rest of ya better know ur lines too

 

jinnie: @binnie @lixie @innie

 

lixie: u act like i haven’t had this memorized since 2018

 

innie: real

 

binnie: i am so ready

 

channie: i don’t know why i agreed to thjs

 

channie: wait did i agree to this

 

jinnie: YES NOW GO MEMORIZE YOUR LINES

 

channie: 😐

 

lixie: channie hyung i am going to make u watch all of markipliers fnaf videos

 

lixie: and afterwards we will watch all of the gametheory vids

 

channie: 😐

 

lixie: C’MON ITLL BE FUN

 

channie: i don’t know why i let you all put me through this

 

sungie: you LOVEEEEE USSSSSS

 

channie: am i supposed to be embarrassed by that

 

mini minnie: i would be

 

minnie: i would be

 

minnie: quit taking my lines?????

 

mini minnie: type faster maybe

 

jinnie: when are you two gonna stop being tsundere

 

minnie: 😐

 

Notes:

y’all as a chan stan and a genshin player i had a small heart attack when he sent a bubble saying he started playing genshin i think i lost my mind

ALSO HAPPY FNAF WEEK EVERYONE

Chapter 5: the panty incident

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

homeless children

 

10:42 AM

 

jinnie: [sent an image]

 

jinnie: @sungie

 

jinnie: what the FUCK. are these??????????

 

mini minnie: you’ve never seen the watermelon panties?

 

sungie: those r my watermelon panties

 

lixie: ???? your WHAT

 

channie: was this supposed to be a roommates gc text orrrr

 

jinnie: no it was meant to be a HUMILIATION RITUAL

 

sungie: HEY

 

sungie: LEAVE MY OANTIES ALONE

 

minnie: i’m confused these are just boxers w watermelons on them

 

jinnie: they’re ATROCIOUS

 

innie: did NOT want to see han jisungs watermelon panties today

 

binnie: those are almost as bad as the

 

binnie: never mind i’m not outing that about myself

 

minnie: oh those panties i got u for ur birthday

 

binnie: HEY

 

binnie: WE CAN MOVE ON FROM THAT

 

jinnie: the WHAT

 

lixie: you got him what??? for his birthday?????

 

minnie: [sent a photo]

 

minnie: i have a brand for birthday gifts

 

binnie: why’d i bring this up

 

binnie: i hate this chat

 

innie: if i had a nickel for every time ive been forced to see my hyungs’ panties

 

innie: i’d have two nickels

 

innie: actually probably like 7 looking at u @channie

 

channie: hello???????

 

innie: pls wear clothes at home im so tired

 

lixie: why are 3racha getting dragged for their panties rn

 

jinnie: it’s DESERVED

 

jinnie: @ my fellow 00z

 

jinnie: we need to do something about this

 

channie: leave my panties alone???

 

binnie: actually please do something about this i hate mine

 

lixie: … you still have them???

 

binnie: they were a GIFT

 

mini minnie: you could have. thrown them away????

 

binnie: maybe i should just go

 

jinnie: no no my beautiful king

 

jinnie: idc care about y’all’s undies i don’t live w you

 

binnie: :(

 

jinnie: we need to do something about the watermelon undies

 

sungie: ???? NO YOU DONT

 

mini minnie: i don’t think i want to

 

lixie: what do you propose

 

jinnie: group meeting. our dorm. right now

 

sungie: IM IN CLASS

 

jinnie: i know that’s the point

 

jinnie: you can’t intervene

 

sungie: IM SOS CARED RN

 

minnie: ykw im bored ill go

 

channie: i feel… like i need to go be the adult…

 

binnie: bringing my panties as sacrifice

 

innie: ok as much as i don’t want to see y’all’s panties

 

innie: i’d feel left out if i didn’t go

 

mini minnie: … i don’t want the dorm to burn down ill be right there

 

lixie: guess ill get out of bed sigh

 

sungie: GUYS

 

sungie: GUYS PLS

 

sungie: LEAVE THEM ALONE

 

sungie: ohhh my god you guys are so evil

 

sungie: HYUNJIN PLS PLS PLS

 

sungie: PUT THEM DOWN

 

sungie: HYUNJIN

 

sungie: screw it im leaving class YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!!

 

~•~

 

homeless children

 

12:24 PM

 

sungie: you guys suck SO BAD

 

lixie: i’ll buy you new panties bestie 😁😁😁

 

sungie: felix sucks. a little less.

 

channie: i will say

 

channie: hyunjin can be scary when he wants to be

 

binnie: im just glad my panties r gone

 

innie: what a fun bonding experience 😐

 

minnie: i just need yall to know i got the whole thing on video

 

minnie: [sent a photo]

 

minnie: and this is now my new favorite picture of jisung

 

sungie: DELETE

 

mini minnie: wonderful

 

mini minnie: a new profile photo for han

 

sungie: you guys hate me

 

jinnie: no, we hate your watermelon panties

 

sungie: SAME THING

 

jinnie: NO ITS NOT

 

jinnie: it’s actually a good thing i care about your image

 

sungie: CAN YOU CARE A LITTLE LESS

 

jinnie: :(

 

lixie: hey u guys since we’re all here why are we in the chat

 

innie: idk

 

binnie: good question

 

mini minnie: it’s so we have recorded evidence of the panty incident

 

sungie: i’m suing you all now

 

jinnie: i’ll gladly take u on in court to keep those panties out of this house

 

lixie: i’m so glad i found you people :)

 

channie: you’re glad??? that you are apart of this????

 

lixie: makes me feel normal

 

channie: ykw fair

Notes:

has it really been two years since i posted????????????????? oops. sorry it’s been so long but the samsung 2kr from monday… inspired me, to say the least. these nerds

also genuinely so sorry that’s legit been like. two years but this specific fic is just kinda. my sillies, yk? don’t expect frequent updates IM SO SORRY. mainly cause idk what dorection i want this to go in. probably poly skz LOLZ