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PXG
Shidou:
@everyone do it jiggle 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Rin:
You’re all fucking lukewarm and I hate being around you stupid fucks who think you’ll be the best striker, shut the fuck up and watch me ruin you and let you never speak to me again. Even the midfielders fucking suck, Reo and Kurona are the good if they stopped meatriding for fucks sake.
I’m sick and tired of you all god I hope I don’t have to wake up tomorrow because the next person I hear to speak is going six feet under.
Shidou:
You midfielder brother can meatride me anyday
Rin:
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING INSECT I HOPE YOU BASH YOUR TOE INTO THE NEXT DOOR FRAME YOU WALK THROUGH AND NEVER PLAY AGAIN YOU HUMILIATING BASTARD.
Karasu:
Wow Rin that was really far, I understand wishing death but door frames, damn you hate him fr
Zantetsu:
Whats meatriding? Does it taste good?
Shidou:
Yeah you should ride my meat tonight 😩
Karasu:
ZANETSU DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS
Nanase:
You guys are helpless
Loki:
What the fuck did I get myself into
Tokimitsu:
Guys why is there doors banging down the corridor it’s stressing me out can you please calm down I don’t like loud sounds I think Rin is trying to find someone please don’t fight guys
Shidou:
I am going to fight him
Loki:
Do not.
Shidou:
If he starts it then it’s not my fault 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Karasu get your phone out and record it
Karasu:
Absolutely the fuck not
Zantetsu:
What are we filling? I can use cameras
Karasu:
First it’s filming you dumbass, second do not go and film a fight unless you want ego to get involved
Shidou:
Ill be filling your mom tonight 🗣️🗣️
Zantetsu:
Don’t talk about my mother
Karasu:
Wow the dumbass says something normal
Nanase:
Be nice to him, he can’t help it
Karasu:
I can’t help my bullying tendencies Nanase, it’s a part of who I am
Loki:
Karasu you are the third person in line to getting a warning I suggest you watch it
Karasu:
Yessirr
Shidou:
Bitch got walked like a dog
Karasu:
Shut up before I pay Rin to rip your eyelashes out
Shidou:
Do it yourself pussy ‼️
Karasu:
I don't fancy dying to the hands of a freak tonight 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Shidou:
You’re missing out tbh
Karasu:
No i am not 🤞🏽🤞🏽
Nanase:
Shidou where are you right now??
Shidou:
YOUR MOMS BED 😩😩😩
Nanase:
…
Zantetsu:
He’s in his room why?
Shidou:
Why did you answer a question that wasn’t for you? Are you asking to fight?
Nanase:
Shidou leave him alone and maybe run? Rin is on his way :)
Karasu:
I don’t think that’s something you say with a smiley face 😭
Shidou:
The fight is coming to me, even betta
Loki:
If you two fight then just don’t cause any serious injuries we have practice tomorrow and you’re both great players when you’re not at each others throats
Shidou:
Aw you think we are good players
Karasu:
You are the biggest dipshit known to man, Loki why aren’t you stopping them
Loki:
I am not as physically strong or as stupid as them and so I’d rather let them figure it out while I call Chris to deal with it
Karasu:
Why Chris He's the annoying British one right?
Loki:
Chris loves a fight so it’ll make it more entertaining for the cameras
Karasu:
Makes sense coach
Nanase:
I feel like we shouldn’t encourage this behaviour
Karasu:
Nah makes it more fun, I’m gonna go watch in person cya losers
Nanase:
Loki how do you put up with this?
Loki:
I dont, I let them fight and they face their own consequences, no longer my issue. Plus you’ve seen Kaiser and Ksagi those two argue and bicker all the time, just a bit nicer than these two
-15 mins later-
Karasu:
You guys missed out, they’re both in med lmfao
Nanase:
Why are you laughing about this what if they’re hurt?
Karasu:
Half way through the fight Shidou talked about every single way he would fuck Sae and Rin absolutely fucking flipped his shit, punched him in the throat and kicked him in the nuts
Zantetsu:
Yowch
Karasu:
Yowch☝️🤓
Loki:
Karasu if you get into a fight please know I hope you lose
Karasu:
WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO
Nanase:
Instigate
Zantetsu:
Bullying
Rin:
Exist
Shidou:
You know what you did. You didn’t film the fight.
Tokimitsu:
Why is he using actual punctuation I’m scared
Shidou:
5PM training area, you’re finished
Karasu:
What if I just don’t turn up?
Shidou:
I know where you sleep at night
Karasu:
That’s ominous
Rin:
Karasu i hate to agree with this twat but I did need proof of winning that fight
Nanase:
Guys let’s not make a big deal out of thisss, I can go ask ego for the footage later :)
Karasu:
I love you thank you you're my saviour nanase
Shidou:
HOMO
Karasu:
Look I’m the mirror you fucking fruitcake
Shidou:
HOMOPHOBIA
Rin:
I will commit a hate crime if you don’t shut the fuck up you rat
Shidou:
Loki are you letting them be homophobic?
Loki:
Guys don’t be homophobic Shidou don’t be a dipshit training is in one hour all of you get it together or I’m going back to France
Zantetsu:
Big up France 🇮🇹
Shidou:
YOU FUCKINF IDIOT FHATS ITALY
Rin:
How did you even get this far in life? Youre so lost that I’m shocked you found the way out your mothers womb
Karasu:
💀
Shidou:
BIG UP FRANCE GUYS 🍕 🍝 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Zantetsu:
I hate you all
Nanase:
Me too?
Zantetsu:
I hate most of you
Shidou:
HOMO
Karasu:
Dear god shut up
Rin:
If you don’t stop talking I’m ripping your tongue out myself Shidou
Shidou:
…
Loki:
Whatever you’re about to say. Don’t.
Shidou:
Yes boss :3
Loki:
Never use that thing ever again
Rin:
Agreed it’s fucking stupid
Karasu:
It’s kinda silly ngl
Shidou:
This is why we are bros fr
Karasu:
Suck my dick :3
Shidou:
Eat my ass :3
Rin:
Kill yourselves. Both of you.
Karasu:
Kill yourself :3
-Rin has left the conversation-
Shidou:
NOOO BBG IT WAS A JOKE KARASU SAY SORRY RIHT NOW
Karasu:
Did you just fucking call him bbg? I am not apologising for shit
Loki:
It’s 2 am if both of you don’t shut up you’re getting removed from the chat and from the team
Karasu:
Gn boys 🙏🏽🙏🏽
Shidou:
I Hope you all have moist dreams 😩😩
Zanetsu:
I hope you never sleep again,
Nanase:
I agree shidou please stop taking, forever
Shidou:
Nuh uh 🗣️🗣️
-Shidou has been muted-
Nanase:
Thank you Tokimitsu
Tokimitsu:
He wont hate me will he I didn’t make a mistake in doing that did I im sorry I just want to sleep you’re all stressing me out good night everyone
Karasu:
Tf happened in your childhood bro
Nanase:
Karasu please don’t do this again, last time Rin booted a ball at your face
Zantetsu:
Lmoa
Karasu:
You fucking idiot
Fine I’m off cya tomorrow bitchesss
Loki:
Uncalled for but good night everyone
Zantetsu:
Good nigh
Nanase:
Sweet dreams guys :)