Chapter Text
Odango Babe added hanyu mimi flop era, Man Hater Lesbian,
Doctor MizunOZ, Gordon Ramsey Flop Era
and 3 more
SAPPHICS CRYSTAL POWER
MAKE UP
hanyu mimi flop era : okay but first, how tf did you manage to name the gc THAT way?
Doctor MizunOZ : Can't believe I have the same braincells as minako but,
Doctor MizunOZ : Yeah considering this is a whatsapp gc, how did you do that
Lightning McQueen : burn baby burn
hanyu mimi flop era : rude
Odango Babe : I have my ways
Man Hater Lesbian : Ami is lowkey savage from time to time
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Oh trust me she is highkey savage I just had to experience it the hard way
hanyu mimi flop era : oh?
Man Hater Lesbian : Ooh??
Odango Babe : Oooh???
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Get yall mind out of the gutter it was nothing sexual at all
hanyu mimi flop era : then you have no problem to spill it if its not as naughty as we thought
Doctor MizunOZ : No.
Man Hater Lesbian : Alright everyone time out! If ami said no then we should let it go full stop.
hanyu mimi flop era : babe your favoritism is showing
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Rei always has a soft spot for ami and I can totally relate to that
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : My babe is the cutest
Man Hater Lesbian : Honestly who isn't?
hanyu mimi flop era : fair
Man Hater Lesbian : And don't you dare try to act so nonchalant like that sweetheart. If my memory serve me correctly then I remember you picked up little ami on your shoulders and running around like an airplane back then in Silver Millennium
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : LMAO I remember that! They were so silly and freaking adorable
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : And I remember you sulking too rei
Man Hater Lesbiann : That because you were being an asshole and didn't let me to climb your shoulders so I can fucking get my airplane ride too!
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Your ass was already too big for my shoulder you bitch we were literally in the same age while ami was only THREE YEARS OLD
Man Hater Lesbian : Still an asshole
hanyu mimi flop era : makoto being an asshole aside,
hanyu mimi flop era : can't you fucking blame me? ami was so cute and precious back then that i HAD to hold her and spoil her rotten, okay
Doctor MizunOZ : Oh so I'm not cute and precious anymore then?
hanyu mimi flop era : YES YOU ARE YOU FUCKING PRECIOUS CUTIE PATOOTIE
Man Hater Lesbian : YES YOU ARE YOU FUCKING PRECIOUS CUTIE PATOOTIE(2)
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : YES YOU ARE YOU FUCKING PRECIOUS CUTIE PATOOTIE(3)
redacted :YES YOU ARE YOU FUCKING PRECIOUS CUTIE PATOOTIE(4)
Lightning McQueen : Babe?!!
Lightning McQueen : You played with little baby ami too?!!!!
hanyu mimi flop era : oh you dont know?
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Miss maam michiru here used to sneak on the Moon Palace every weekend just to spoil ami too
Lightning McQueen : wtf
Lightning McQueen : This is such a betrayal by my own beloved.
Lightning McQueen : Why didn't you brought me too babe??
redacted : forgive me my heart but you were really not fitted to be a sneak buddy back then
Lightning McQueen : fair
The Scientist : If it's makes you feel any better haruka, I've never had the opportunity to play with little ami too.
Lightning McQueen : thanks Sets you're my only bro here
The Scientist : You're welcome.
Man Hater Lesbian : All of these arguments just because I have a favoritism over the water senshi smh
hanyu mimi flop era : oh yeah you totally have a very special soft spot for michiru too!
Man Hater Lesbian : Again, who isn't?
Man Hater Lesbian : And cut me some slack their vibes just calming me down somehow, okay
The Scientist : Well considering you're literal fire and they're literal water so it's just logic really.
hanyu mimi flop era : and im not???!!
Man Hater Lesbian : No you don't sweetheart, you make me all restless hot and bothered that I just want to fuck you senseless and suck every drop of your milk and juice until you can't even feel your body anymore everytime I see you
hanyu mimi flop era : aww honey thats so sweet
hanyu mimi flop era : wanna use the handcuffs tonite?
Man Hater Lesbian : Fuck yes babe
redacted : please keep it pg rei
Man Hater Lesbian : Of course madam anything for you.
Lightning McQueen : Oh pyro here isn't just has a soft spot but she's freaking head over heels for my fucking wife!
redacted : jealousy looks good on you baby
hanyu mimi flop era : pffttt
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : pffttt(2)
Man Hater Lesbian : What can I say? I don't argue with gorgeous women, if michiru ask me to bark then barking I will do
hanyu mimi flop era : so true babe
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : The truth has been told
Doctor MizunOZ : Precisely
Lightning McQueen : Ami not you too?!!
redacted : bark for me kittens
Man Hater Lesbian : woof woof Mistress
hanyu mimi flop era : woof woof Mistress(2)
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : woof woof Mistress(3)
Doctor MizunOZ : woof woof Mistress(4)
Odango Babe : woof woof Mistress(5)
Lightning McQueen : Usagi you literally have a man waiting at home for you
Odango Babe : Your point?
Odango Babe : That's not gonna stop me from simping over michiru like my homies do
hanyu mimi flop era : hell yeah homies for lyfe!
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Homies for lyfe!
Lightning McQueen : Stay away from my fucking wife you thirsty bitchess
Man Hater Lesbian : You scream totally bottom energy right now haruka
Doctor MizunOZ : Better stop now before you embarrass yourself any further
The Scientist : Your power is frighteningly astounding michiru, I am impressed.
redacted : why thank you my dear setsuna im glad you say so
redacted : and stop being bitter haruka its not like they didn't simping for you before too
Lightning McQueen : The ones who simped for me only tweedle dumb, tweedle dumber and makoto!
Odango Babe : Hey!
hanyu mimi flop era : hey!
Lightning McQueen : But you got the entire inner senshi and even ami too!
The Scientist : And that is why I am impressed by your wife and not you haruka
Lightning McQueen : Way to spreading salt over my wounded heart Sets
The Scientist : You should know by now that michiru is build different.
The Scientist : Her feminine wiles is literally over the top.
redacted : dear me
redacted : getting so many praises from the time senshi really did something to me
redacted : im fucking blushing
hanyu mimi flop era : thats totally normal michiru bcs i would fucking blushing too if setsuna say those words to me
Doctor MizunOZ : Me fucking too
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Babe?!!
Doctor MizunOZ : Is something wrong baby?
hanyu mimi flop era : yeah is something wrong mako-chan? its not like this is the first time we heard ami cursing
hanyu mimi flop era : your bedtime activities quite loud everytime we had sleepover you know
Man Hater Lesbian : Sweetheart how about we don't kink shame our friends?
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Yeah listen to your girlfriend you bitch
Man Hater Lesbian : Don't you fucking dare call her a bitch makoto
hanyu mimi flop era : say it louder babe! only you can call me bitch and no one else!
Man Hater Lesbian : You're not helping your own case baby
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Ha!
Lightning McQueen : Alright kink shame and my flopping era aside, how about we discuss the gc name
Odango Babe : What about it?
Lightning McQueen : Don't you think that the name too presumptuous?
hanyu mimi flop era : wtf are you talking about blondie? aren't we all women lover here??
Lightning McQueen : You are also blonde minako
Lightning McQueen : I'm talking about our dear setsuna here
The Scientist : What about me?
Lightning McQueen : Well you see we haven't seen you with anyone else before. We haven't even seen you being attracted to someone.
Lightning McQueen : What if we're being too forward to include you in a sapphics zone?
Lightning McQueen : What if you are straught?
hanyu mimi flop era : oh shit
Lightning McQueen : Striaght
Lightning McQueen : Straugy
Lightning McQueen : Strugg
redacted : take your time baby
Lightning McQueen : heterob
Lightning McQueen : BOYS
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Shit you're right haruka
Odango Babe : OMG IM SO SORRY THAT YOU ARE STRAIGHT SETSUNA OH DEAR OH GODDESS THIS IS SO SAD IM SO FUCKING SAD
Man Hater Lesbian : Straight woman in my gc??? Fuck this shit I'm out
Doctor MizunOZ : Its alright setsuna I have some straight patients in the hospital and I think they're nice
hanyu mimi flop era : yeah just don't shove your agenda to us and our fucking children
The Scientist : ENOUGH
The Scientist : I'VE NEVER IN MY ENTIRE GODDAMNED LIFE TO HAVE AN INCH OF ATTRACTION TOWARDS MEN SPECIES AND I CAN ASSURE YOU I NEVER WILL
The Scientist : In fact the only person I've ever loved in my entire goddamned life is a woman.
The Scientist : And I intend to give my whole heart to her and only her.
redacted : aww sets thats so fucking romantic i wish you only happiness with her for a long time baby
The Scientist : Thank you michiru, I wish that too
Lightning McQueen : So where is this lucky lady Sets?
The Scientist : She's not in this life
Doctor MizunOZ : Oh my god she's already passed away?
The Scientist : Yes, actually she passed away in Silver Millennium era and I haven't seen her since
Lightning McQueen : ...
Man Hater Lesbian : ..Oh fuck
hanyu mimi flop era : omfg sets now i know why you always say 'my entire goddamned life'
Odango Babe : Now I'm sad for a different reason and I'm fucking crying literal tears
Odango Babe : My fucking god setsuna how are you not insane yet?
Man Hater Lesbian : And the fact that you also remember your whole life even after the reset if it were me i would kms
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : I really really not envying your place rn
The Scientist : Exactly you should not makoto.
The Scientist : But it's fine now because I have so many friends who cares about me and a daughter whom I adore the most. I'm not lonely anymore.
redacted : aww baby of course we all care about you we love you so much and im sorry for bringing up your old wound
The Scientist : And I love you guys too it's alright michiru there's nothing to forgive.
Lightning McQueen : Do we know this special lady of yours Sets?
redacted : HARUKA
Lightning McQueen : Okay im so sorry, but im also so fucking curious now like who the fuck powerful enough to even make The Time Guardian Senshi to be this miserable over her demise??
Lightning McQueen : And I know that you're curious too blondes wonder twin don't even try to deny it
hanyu mimi flop era : ...well yeah
Odango Babe : Uhuh..
Doctor MizunOZ : I am curious too...
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : My babe never cease to amaze me today
Lightning McQueen : Even our dear precious cutie patootie ami wanna know too about your lady Sets
The Scientist : Yes, you guys know her. I think I can say that much because I won't drop a name.
Lightning McQueen : Alright minako give me a list of every women who died in Silver Millennium rite the fuck now
hanyu mimi flop era : we all fucking dead you moron
hanyu mimi flop era : even luna dead too
Man Hater Lesbian : Oh Kami I feel so oddly relieved to know that talking cat is clearly not setsunas special lady
Odango Babe : Rei-chan this is so not the time to be a bitch
Odango Babe : But ngl I feel relieved too tho
redacted : idem
Lightning McQueen : Omfg dont tell me your special lady is one of the ladies in waiting?!!
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Or they were one of the women soldiers?!!
Doctor MizunOZ : One of the palace cooking staff?!!
hanyu mimi flop era : we demand answer setsuna!
The Scientist : Her official position is always inside the palace. That's it I'm not talking anymore.
hanyu mimi flop era : omfg was it vanessa???
The Scientist : Excuse my french but who tf is vanessa?
hanyu mimi flop era : means no then
hanyu mimi flop era : she was one of the princess serenity lady in waiting
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Was it Gabrielle??
The Scientist : Again who tf is that?
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Whoops wrong answer
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : She was my sparring partner when rei busy cosplaying hellboy
Man Hater Lesbian : I'm so gonna roast you alive mako
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Bring it on hellboy cosplayer
Man Hater Lesbian : Oh yeah sasuke your chidori ass ain't gonna scratch my pristine skin
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Shut it todoroki kinnie
redacted : fucking enough!
Man Hater Lesbian : Yes maam sorry maam
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Yes maam sorry maam
Odango Babe : Dang bruh it was getting good tho
hanyu mimi flop era : ikr i was so not prepared for the todoroki come back bruh
Odango Babe : Lmao im wheezing
redacted : i said fucking enough!
Odango Babe : Yes maam sorry maam
hanyu mimi flop era : yes maam sorry maam
Doctor MizunOZ : Truly astounding power hands down
redacted : why thank you babygirl
Lightning McQueen : Alright now that michiru has done the damage control lets continue our classified discussion
Lightning McQueen : Who might be setsunas special lady?
Odango Babe : I have a very wild theory
Lightning McQueen : Go on odango
Odango Babe : What if setsunas special lady is actually the Queen Serenity herself? Haha just kidding...unless?
hanyu mimi flop era : haha so wild bruh
The Scientist : ...
Lightning McQueen : ...
hanyu mimi flop era : Setsuna?
Lightning McQueen : That ain't true rite?
The Scientist : ...
Odango Babe : wait,
redacted : omfg
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : NO FUCKING WAY
Man Hater Lesbian : FUCKING SAY SOMETHING SETSUNA
Lightning McQueen : OF COURSE OF FUCKING COURSE A WOMAN WHO'S POWERFUL ENOUGH TO MAKE SETSUNAS ETERNAL TEENAGE ANGST GONNA BE THE QUEEN HERSELF OF FUCKING COURSE SETSUNA BANGING THE QUEEN
Odango Babe : SUDDENLY I HAVE A SEVERE IDENTITY CRISIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Doctor MizunOZ : IS THIS WHY CHIBIUSA HAS THE SAME RED EYES AS YOURS?!!
Man Hater Lesbian : OH FUCK AMI THATS MAKE SENSE
Odango Babe : I AM HYPERVENTILATING
Odango Babe : IF I PASS OUT SOMEONE BETTER WINGARDIUM LEVIOUSAING ME INTO CRYSTAL TOKYO
redacted : now that i really think about it, we have never seen the king of the moon
hanyu mimi flop era : you're so right michiru the queen was husbandless
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : This entire time I thought the queen didn't need a man to be pregnant.
hanyu mimi flop era : lmao yeah I thought she got randomly pregnant out of nowhere like one day she wants a baby and then poof she got pregnant immediately just bcs some random deity granting whatever the hell she wants
The Scientist : Well it does takes two to tango
hanyu mimi flop era : oh so now you decide to speak up when we're discussing how's the babies made but you keep your mouth shut when we were practically begging your confirmation about who you were banging huh???
The Scientist : Very mature minako
hanyu mimi flop era : no shit sherlock
redacted : alright everyone lets try to calm down now
Man Hater Lesbian : I'm inside a burning fire just to seek some comfort
hanyu mimi flop era : yes she is
redacted : setsuna baby?
The Scientist : Yes michiru?
redacted : so is it true that the queen serenity is your eternal love? and is it true that you were essentially princess serenity's other parent?
Odango Babe : /feeling anxious/
hanyu mimi flop era : our lord and savior michiru asking the million dollar questions
The Scientist : Yes and yes michiru
Odango Babe : /anxiety intensifies/
Doctor MizunOZ : I have so many questions right now
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : We all do baby
The Scientist : If it's makes you feel any better usagi, I did picked you up on my shoulders and playing airplane when you were still a toddler too
Lightning McQueen : Dang bruh even hotaru didn't get that airplane previlege from her
The Scientist : In my defense she was too small to sit on my shoulders and then suddenly she was getting too big really fast.
redacted : excuses excuses i can't believe you have a favoritism too setsuna
Odango Babe : /anxiety perished/
Odango Babe : IT DOES MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER
Odango Babe : so you weren't entirely absent in my previous life's childhood?
hanyu mimi flop era : bruh...
The Scientist : I tried not too, every time I could touch the princess was all thanks to the queen she cared too much about my emotional need to be near my child
Odango Babe : Am I your child setsuna? Do you see me as your child?
hanyu mimi flop era : BRUH...
The Scientist : In this life you are not my child usagi. Your mother is Ikuko and your father is Kenji. And I see you as someone very precious to me usagi, precious enough that I would do the taboo over and over again just to makes you happy. And somehow you have some of my genes in your body and thats why chibiusa has the same eyes as mine.
redacted : omfg
Lightning McQueen : omfg
Doctor MizunOZ : If this discussion didn't happen today, were you planned to keep it a secret setsuna?
The Scientist : Yes.
Doctor MizunOZ : omfg
Man Hater Lesbian : my sentiment exactly
Odango Babe : Now I'm crying happy tears and sad miserable tears
hanyu mimi flop era : why you sad bruh
Odango Babe : BCS I DON'T REMEMBER SETSUNA GAVE ME AN AIRPLANE RIDE ON HER SHOULDERS BRUHH
hanyu mimi flop era : dang bruh now i feel sad too
Lightning McQueen : Setsuna my bro, after all those big bombshells confession of yours. Are you feeling light or are you regretting it now?
The Scientist : I feel relieved actually. Thank you everyone if any of you didn't guess it correctly then I'd still bringing this secret for the rest of my entire goddamned life.
redacted : we are so glad to hear that sets
Lightning McQueen : And the fact that usagi was the one who suggested the wild assumption is utterly hilarious
Man Hater Lesbian : Lmao
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Literal jackpot
Lightning McQueen : So... Sets my bro are you really sure you won't try dating anyone? Just innocent dating tho I dont ask you to marry someone's daughter
The Scientist : Not going to happen. I don't play with women's heart like certain people here.
Man Hater Lesbian : /scoffing at haruka with contemp/
Lightning McQueen : Shut your trap pyro
The Scientist : My heart and my soul belongs to Queen Serenity only and if I have to wait for another millennia just to see her again then dammit I will wait for another millennia.
Odango Babe : /CRYING INTENSIFIES/
hanyu mimi flop era : /crying intensifies too bruh/
Man Hater Lesbian : You have my entire respect setsuna-sama
Lightning McQueen : You're the real mvp here my bro
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Who tf putting a bowl of onions right in front of my fucking face!
Doctor MizunOZ : That was me sorry
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : Babe seriously?!!
hanyu mimi flop era : alright putting all those angst aside,
hanyu mimi flop era : setsuna is a fucking milf bruh!
Odango Babe : And? ain't haruka and michiru milfs too bruh?
hanyu mimi flop era : but setsuna already a freaking milf since silver millennium bruh!
hanyu mimi flop era : she was so ahead of her time bruh
Odango Babe : Dang bruh your sexy galaxy brain never fail to amaze me!
hanyu mimi flop era : we stan our woke boomer setsuna-sama
Man Hater Lesbian : We stan so hard we break her ancient shoulders that she couldn’t give hotaru her well deserved airplane ride
The Scientist : Say that A-word one more time rei, I fucking dare you.
Man Hater Lesbian : Ancient? archaic? antique? aSHDBEHSHSKKK
hanyu mimi flop era : rip my babe everyone pls press f
redacted : f
Odango Babe : F
Doctor MizunOZ : F
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : F
Lightning McQueen : Lmaoo what happened??
hanyu mimi flop era : setsuna literally came out from a freaking portal and tackling rei straight up into the her ring fire
hanyu mimi flop era : they're still wrestling now
redacted : you know what to do my child
hanyu mimi flop era : of course your majesty im recording it with my new samsung galaxy
hanyu mimi flop era : they done now
hanyu mimi flop era : everything is recorded your majesty
redacted : splendid babygirl
hanyu mimi flop era : fucking woof woof mistress
Odango Babe : Now I have another grave important question
Odango Babe : Ohh my time has come, I can finally ask this sacred question
Lightning McQueen : Shoot odango
Odango Babe : Sets?
The Scientist : Yes?
Odango Babe : Did you fucked my mom setsuna?!
hanyu mimi flop era : ASKFKSKDSKSBRUHHHH
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : I AM FUCKING WHEEZING
Doctor MizunOZ : Just so you know I choked on nothing and get difficult breathing while managing to properly laughing my arse off rn
Lightning McQueen : MY FUCKING LUNGS
The Scientist : You know what
The Scientist : fair
The Scientist change her name to Motherfucker
Odango Babe : IM LOSING MY RIBS HELP
hanyu mimi flop era : IM PUKING CRYING KICKING AND PLOWING INTO CRYSTAL TOKYO RN
Gordon Ramsey Flop Era : /dying/
Doctor MizunOZ : /deadass/
Lightning McQueen : You did it sets you so fucking did it
Lightning McQueen : Michiru now cannot fucking stop giggling like an innocent magical schoolgirl
Lightning McQueen : my wife experiencing her first mahou shoujo life to its fullest