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1- RED Medic, RED Heavy
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Medic was excited about the transfer to RED HQ, the 'desk jobs'. He might be asked to do physical evaluations on incoming hires, but mostly, he would be doing pure research. Making improvements to the medigun, to the ubercharge process... it was a thrilling prospect. No more would be be pulled from important work to keep a bunch of morons from killing themselves, no more would he have to stand helplessly by when BLU's onslaught overwhelmed and he could not heal them all.
No more would he have to see his Heavy die.
Heavy...
Heavy would be less pleased about these changes.
"Mein Schatz..." He places a hand on Heavy's great forearm. "Are you packed?"
"Da. Everything is ready to be delivered to big building." Heavy sighs. "No more killing baby men... I will have to take Sascha many times to gun range to make up for this."
"I will come with you sometime, to watch." Medic offers a smile, hesitant but real.
"Oh, da! Sascha always do better if Doktor is watching us." Heavy taps Medic's nose lightly with one fingertip, before kissing him. "It will not be the same, if I am not protecting you... but, I will show off, if Doktor like."
"Doktor likes." Medic purrs, lets one big hand wrap around his hip, lets his own weight rest against the big man's solid chest as his hand runs up to caress one huge bicep. "Very much. I know you are sad to leave the battlefield behind, but-- I am happy that you will be coming with me. After all, I would be jealous, to think of another medic keeping you safe in battle, if I retired alone."
"Don't be jealous!" Heavy's laugh booms. "You are MY doktor. If you go to do medical research, I go to build new weapons. Make cousins for Sascha, send them to new RED Heavy Weapons Guy. Then we will still be credit to team. I will kill baby men in spirit!"
"That is true, isn't it?" Medic smiles. Any gun his Heavy builds will be like sending a part of himself back into battle. "You will kill them in spirit, while your body stays with me."
Heavy smiles as well, and pulls his Medic into a harder hug. He was more than happy for their bodies to stay together.