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Solar woke up and instead of coffee he grabbed wine. Eclipse raised his eyebrows.
"Bit early for that, dontcha think?"
Solar was about to say something back when Jack ran in, tripped over air, rolled over the kitchen table, landed face first on the floor.
Solar message the chat.
Solar added Jackomoon to the chat.
Solar:" he became sentient last night."
Solar:" he didn't want to go to sleep. I should have drugged him with moondrops."
Eclipse:"drugging your kid isn't good."
Solar:"neither is being forced to stay awake explaining why the sky's blue."
Eclipse:" did he really keep you up all night for that?"
Solar:" YES, ALL DAMN NIGHT. He wouldn't accept the scientific reason!"
Lunar:" ah the life of a genius with a stupid kid."
Sun: “WHY THE FUCK ISN'T WALMART DELIVERING MY SHIT?!”
Moon:” brother are you okay?”
Sun:” NO, WALMART DELAYED MY GROCERIES THREE TIMES!”
Moon:”Maybe they need more time?”
Sun:”I ORDERED THIS STUFF AT 2PM YESTERDAY!?”
Eclipse:”damn mom calm down. We technically don't need to eat real food.”
Sun:” did you really forget your brother is fleshy? He needs food.”
Eclipse:”shoot I did forget.”
Moon:”seriously just swear.”
Eclipse:”*gasps* DAD, UNCLE MOON IS TRYING TO GET ME TO SWEAR!!!!”
Moon:”seriously?!”
KC:”moon please, stop teaching my kids bad things.”
Moon:” It's just swearing?! Even Sun does it!”
Freddy:” looks like it's time for a new filter cleaning. Line up every animatronic! Head down to parts and service. Close the daycare as well.”
Lunar:” look what you did eclipse!”
Eclipse:”*baffled* what I did?!”
Jack:”why is this my family?”
Solar:”because it is.”
Jack:”i refuse.”
Solar:” that's mean Jack. They all love you.”
Jack:” why is the red moons sniffing me?”
Solar:” they're curious is all.”
Jack:” why is the sky blue?”
Solar:”fuck.”
Rubi:” why are you orange?”
Jack:” mother painted me.”
Rubi:” well mother nature painted the sky.”
Jack:” acceptable answer!”
Solar:” seriously?!”
Everyone went out for their cleanings. Sun closed the daycare, humans and bots were working in the theater. Everyone but Rubi had been doubled into two lines. Jack was having fun chasing bloodmoon around. They enjoyed playing with their cousin.
Moon was first to get filtered cleaning, this was somehow worse than before! Sun was making baby noises while rubbing eclipses belly. He was excited to see this little one. Eclipse tried shooing away sun's hand. Obviously getting mommy mood swings. Nova kissed eclipse which worked wonders in calming him down.
Gladus and Glitchie bickered like two married couples. Lunar kept asking questions about Jack.
“So, why'd you make him?”
“Moon gave me the idea for protecting you.” Solar said.
“So, moon technically is your baby daddy?” Lunar asked. Solar spat out his cherry vodka that he was sneaking in a water bottle.
Surprisingly, Earth didn't have to get her filter cleaned. She was a good girl. No swearing for her. Nope. Definitely doesn't swear like a sailor when shes thinks she's alone.
Rubi found it hilarious when they came back from getting cleaned. Moon was using the terms “good golly” and “fudge sundae” as substitute swear words. When Gladus got cleaned it also affected the virus. Making it 10x funnier. It seems the cleaning took out a lot of the virus's personality. Was this just a normal AI with viruses attached to it?!
Rubi sat with Babs watching everyone complain about the cleaning. Eclipse never swore so he didn't seem to mind it.
Jack messaged the chat.
Jack: “*shows child like drawing he did in daycare.*”
Sun:”very nice kid but the daycare is closed….also when did you have time to make that? You were with us the entire day?!”
Moon:”sun…. don't go into the daycare for an hour…”
Sun:”...why?”
Sun:”h……holy heckles!!!!!!!! Why is there crayon marks on the ceiling?! How'd he even get up there?!”
Solar:”go relax. Moon and I will clean all this up.”
Sun:”I'm going to die from my OCD….your kid is trying to kill me!”
Solar:”I'm sure jacks not trying to kill you.”
Jack:”down with Uncle sun”
Solar:”...Why Jack?”
Jack:” sense of humor!”
Monty:” moon baby, how many kids we got?”
Moon:” Abyss, twinkle, and you're a step parent to jack. Since I gave solar the idea of Jack, he's technically my kid too.”
Monty:” damn, so many kiddo's.”
Roxanne:” anyone wanting to go out for a girls night?”
Sun:”I need a drink.”
Eclipse:”can't, about to pop.”
Rubi:” I don't mind!”
Monty:” only if baby daddy doesn't mind being alone with the kids.”
Moon:” I will never get used to being called a baby daddy. Go have fun babe.”
Monty:” thanks sweet cheeks!”
Gladus:”I'll tag along.”
Roxanne:” are you a girl?”
Sun:”oooh we getting gladus lore?!”
Glitchie:”oh they're definitely girly today! I watched them put on makeup this morning but washed it off last minute.”
Gladus:”sellout….”
Sun, Rubi and Monty hugged Gladus all at once. Sun took them into their room to look for dresses. Rubi didn't fit in any of them because they were chubby and short. Gladus tried on a nice suit-like outfit.
“ A bit business attire.” Monty said.
“I like this kind of look.” Gladus defended.
“Hey, if you like it then that's fine.” Monty put her hands up as a surrender.
Gladus was now part of the girls. All the ladies went out to dinner and shopping. Sun was determined to get cute dresses for Rubi. They went to that weird Kmart with no employees, except for some lookalike of persona 3 or 4.
They were all looking around the clothing area. Sun held up some cute sundresses but Rubi shook their head no to. Sun then held out some sparkling glitter dresses. Rubi made a disgusted face. Oh no sun had a picky little princess on her hands.
“How about you look and see what you'd like?” Sun finally said. Rubi took off looking at things with speed. Sun didn't think they were actually looking at the clothes.
Rubi had dashed off towards the Gothic, witchy area. Which was surprising considering most stores don't have that said area. Either way for the purpose of this story this Kmart has it. There were cute dresses with astral patterns. Their rays wiggled with glee.
They picked out many dresses, a hat, some rings, and earrings. Wait….they don't have ears. Would it hurt to get their rays pierced? For now, Rubi put the earrings back. They even grabbed some heeled boots.
“MAMA!” Rubi called out happily. Sun spun around just as the random Gothic area disappeared.
“What….you know what, I'm not questioning things anymore.” Sun turned to look at Rubi.
“Did you find something?”
“Yeah!” Rubi showed off their findings.
“Let's try them on okay?” Sun ushered Rubi towards the fitting rooms.
~0~
Moon was rocking Abyss in his arms. He spotted Solar doing the same to Jack. It was nap time in the daycare. No human kids but their babies. Solar was really good with kids. Spending time in his dimension being the only one caring for the kids must have done that to him.
Lunars screams woke everyone up. There crawling out of the walls was a bone deer demon. Moon gave solar the baby and rushed to turn the lights on. When he did, the deer demon squeaked. It wasn't a demon. Just an unfinished animatronic. Tall, and spooky looking. Writer couldn't remember if they added Dazzle yet so here she is.
~0~
Back in solars dimension, broken moon growled. He's been waiting for solar to return. He's given up on repairing his Sun. He grabbed his empty body and tried to find solar.
“That prick left me…left us…” He looked down at the body he was holding.
~0~
Eclipse and Nova both cried out when their waters broke at the same time. It didn't help that the Deer animatronic was shaking in fear. They tried to crawl back into the wall. Lunar ran off to hide behind solar. Moon had to rush the two moms into a secluded room to help them give birth.
Moon messaged the group chat.
Moon:”emergency! Baby time!”
Sun:”shit, we can't miss this!”
Gladus:”welp glitchie looks like you're going to be a dad.”
Rubi:”I'm a nibunt!”
Monty:” nibunt?”
Rubi: nonbinary aunt? Idk. *Shrug emoji*”
Eclipse:”get your asses here NOW!”
KC:”damn.”
Eclipse was holding Novas hand when sun, gladus and glitchie came in. Moon was in between Nova's legs waiting to catch the baby. KC and the twin were watching the littles for moon and solar.
“Brother!” Gladus yelled and rushed to Nova's side. Holding his other hand. Nova was happy that his brother and his mate was there.
Solar was helping Eclipse through the birth. Waiting to catch the baby just like moon. Sun was on the other side of eclipse, kissing his forehead and petting his rays. Moon had hooked up some machines to watch each moms artificial heart signs.
The portal opened up and KC was on guard. The twin and Monty were ready to throw hands. There stood a moon with a glitching red eye carrying a very dead sun model. No one but moon and sun knows about solar's broken, abusive “brother”.
KC approached the moon slowly. Clearly on edge.
“Who are you, why are you here?” KC growled out. It was a deep and intimidating tone. One that brought shivers down any sane creature.
“I'm a moon, eclipses moon.”
“Dude, which one?!” Monty interrupted.
“What do you mean?” The moon asked.
“We have like four or something.” Monty shrugged.
The screams from the other room gain the attention of the new comer.
“That voice…” he dropped his Sun and rushed towards the room. Not caring that the predator was growling at him. KC was chasing after him. This broken moon opened the door right as Eclipse popped out a baby. This moon was swiftly grabbed and thrown across the daycare. KC ran at him.
“Wait, was that my brother?” The broken moon asked. KC got in his face, teeth baring. Saliva dripping out of his mouth.
“No, that is my son birthing my grandbaby.” KC huffed hot smoke from his vents. Rage carved on his faceplate.
“Don’t ever do that again. I will kill you.”
Sun burst out of the room.
“It's two girls!”
Solar was busy cleaning eclipse up. Moon had finished with Nova. He wheeled Nova towards their bedroom. Moon noticed KC salivating over another moon model. He had a job to do though.
“You did good. Rest. We're take care of the new borns for you.” Solar whispered towards eclipse