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The Avengers have made up and May has found a job but for the job she had to stay in California for 13 months to the Bahamas, So of course to keep Peter safe. She asked Tony if Peter could stay with the Avengers while her vacation. It was May 16th at 6:08pm, Peter had gotten Steve to do his homework, while he slept.
Tony walked in flashing the lights on. "Wake up kid" Tony forced.
Peter woke using rubbing his eyes. "What happened" He groaned.
Tony crossed his arms, "most of the Avengers are here," he rubbed his forehead. "Um, uh. Thor, Loki, Cap, Bucky, Sam, Rhodey, Natalie, Clint, and Bruce. Basically everyone who lived here who just got back from whatever they did, and Hill, Hogan, and Pepper." He lost his breathe saying that.
"How about the others?" Peter questioned.
"They're to busy and some won't answer." Tony remarked.
"That'll be fun?" He questioned himself.
"There's a dinner tomorrow, at 7. So be ready. And stop sleeping it's 6. Come down and hang out with Cap and his other friends, and Harley also is here" Tony rejoiced.
Cap, Bucky, Natalie, and Sam has just been in the building as nothing came up but it's only been 2 weeks since Peter came, they barely talked. Peter got up and walked down.
"Hey kid, I finished the papers just I have one more left" Steve waved.
"Oh. I was asking for he- nevermind. Thanks" Peter scratched his head.
"Hey Peter" Harley laughed
"Why'd you come back, I thought you had some vacation for year's to London like you said 5 months ago?" Peter thundered.
"5 months ago" He mocked. "Idiot I was joking I was just on a trip with Pepper." He scoffed.
"Peter stop, and sit down. I want you to try this" Bucky teased.
Peter sat down and looked at him. As Bucky pushed a plate of Mamaliga and pointed at it telling him to try it. So Peter did as he said.
"It's good" he stuttered.
Natasha went running into the room, "PETER. YOU HAVE HOMEWORK. YOU'RE NOT LETTING CAP DO IT" Natasha hissed.
"I'll do it. Sorry" Peter sighed.
So Peter did his homework but on the 8th question for math he just passed out and fell asleep. While everyone was talking about what they will do next week because they all knew about a field trip that was happening with Peters class, hoping he won't listen since he had his headphones in, but then they stopped when Sam called Peter out for sleeping. "Wait, Is spider kid sleeping?" He laughed.
Everyone just laughed it off and kept talking but Natasha went to see if he finished so she grabbed the paper next to him. She then yelled out, "He only did 7 questions out of 23" She yelled out laughing.
Tony then laughed," Harley, finish the questions and ready his things for tomorrow"
"WHAT?" Harley gasped. "I'm not his parent. He should learn to do it himself" Harley snapped.
"Harley, please?" Tony asked.
+Time Skip to the morning+
Peter woke up then started to panic as he woke up in a kitchen.
“Woah there, calm down.” While a hand was rubbing his back.
“Uncle Steve??” Peter questioned quietly. Peter has called every Avenger Uncle or Aunt cause he was so around them and because it was respectful.
“Peter it’s only 6:50..You’re not late for school” Steve smiled. There was a pause
“I’m making sandwiches for breakfast” Steve rejoiced.
“Yeah…I’m gonna get ready.” Peter stood up as he scratched his back, he was so embarrassed..
+Time skip to Peter in his last class+
The teacher then quieted the class, “Students, Mr.Stark, more known by the name of Iron Man has decided to let you see the Avengers towers in upstate New York, but there will be no phones policy and will need a signature from a guardian.” The teacher said as he handed the papers. “Although you will be with a substitute.” He added.
“Peter!!!YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS?” Ned exclaimed excitedly.
“No I didn’t! Mr. Stark didn’t tell me!” Peter Confused.
“Looks like your internship is fake then?” Flash teased.
Peter then went quiet. “Peter, we know you’ve been bullied since forever, but you don’t need to lie about the Stark Internship, Isn’t that a tad to much?” Cindy suggested. Luckily for Peter the bell rang so he walked out with Ned as Mj followed.
“Who will sign it now May is gone?” Mj inquired.
“Well most of the Avengers are coming sorta so they could, but I don’t want them to sign, I’ll try to skip it, and not let them see it.” Peter quaked.
“Won’t Iron Man and the Avengers all know because it’s in their tower?” Ned asked.
“I’ll just tell them I feel sick, or to cancel, or just say I didn’t get the paper.” As he walked away to Happy’s car and waved goodbye to Ned and Mj. Mj and Ned just knew it would be awkward.
When Peter was now in the car. As he was holding the paper because he didn’t have time to put the paper in his bag. But then he looked who was in the driving seat. It was Harley. “WHAT” Peter screamed as he was shocked to see Harley pick him up.
“How nice Peter. Happy is doing something so they told me to get you. *pause* What’s this” as he grabbed the paper out of Peters hands. “No don’t touch that!” Peter cried as he tried to grab it out of Harleys hands. As Harley just lifted it up to far for his reach and laughed. But then Tony called. So Peter quit and sat back down staring at Harley to try to use his looks to get back the paper.
Harley answered the phone on the car. “Hello?”
“Oh yes. Harley you picked up Peter, right?” Tony asked.
“Yeah, yeah. He’s in the back. But I took this paper from his cause he was suspicious, and it’s to a field trip to where we live..” Harley laughed.
“Oh yeah. Harley you already know about this. But I think you’ll stay in your room the whole time or just go out. But I don’t really care so give me the paper when you come back.”
“Yeah alright, as he layed it down on the passenger seat.
“Bye now”
“Yeah. Bye” Tony then just hung up the phone.
“Don’t you dare try to grab it.” Harley demanded as he shoved his finger in the back seat to reach Peter.
Peter felt like he was going to cry because he didn’t want to get embarrassed.
“Peter, Spider boy. Stop, why are you looking away?” As he moved his face to look at him.
“Peter! What the F### why are you tearing up from this? I have to pick up Thor and Loki from the store because Tony didn’t want Thor and his brother to go alone and be bothered and Pepper and Maria!” Harley worried.
“I’m not, just go pick them up.” Peter whined.
“Whatever you say. My prince” he smirked. Then started driving. As Peter texted Ned.
When they finally arrived to their pick up spot, which was a random Starbucks. "Peter you want anything?" Harley asked.
"No.." he muttered.
"Okay, but get out the car now." Harley ordered.
As he opened the door but Peter didn't listen so before meeting up with the rest he opened Peters door dragging him out taking his phone out of his hand. "Peter, you're coming. Don't be rude!" Harley argued. Then Harley put his arms over Peter making sure he won't run off as he was being stubborn.
Pepper ran up to Peter and Harley hugging them as she put her forehead against Peter and Harley. Then they saw Thor holding Loki so tightly by his bicep.
"Hey!" Thor yelled happily as he introduced Loki to Peter and Harley.
"Brother stop." as he pulled Thor hand from his bicep.
"Sorry about Loki he's just so.. I can't even explain it. He's just mad I can't fly him there." Thor tried to laugh off.
Peter just was so stressed over everything about hearing the trip that you could see tears in his eyes.
"Peter? You Okay?" Pepper worried as she then kissed his forehead while touching his cheek.
Peter sobbed as everyone was already in the car watching them. But then Harley came out and assured Pepper it was okay as she walked into the car.
He hugged Peter, " Peter, it's okay. I'm sorry for taking the paper. It's alright. Sit in three front then next to me" as they went in
"Sorry y'all" Harley said.
"No worries, Loki always does that" Thor rejoiced.
"THOR" Loki yelled.
"Sorry brother" Thor answered.
As they made it back to the towers they walked in as Peter was holding Peppers luggage and his backpack while Harley held Maria's luggage.
"Hey Harley, Hi Peter" Clint shouted as he came towards grabbing the bags put them up. As Peter helped Clint and followed him up the stairs "Uh where are you going?" Sam questioned. As Maria, Pepper , Thor, and Loki was just watching. "What you mean?" Peter replied quickly. "Kid," he put his drink down. "You think we don't know you have a field trip to here? When we live here?" Sam acknowledged.
"Peter give me the paper and give me one of those pen things" Tony asked.
Peter took a second to give the paper, but then just kept walking up the stairs ignoring everything. "PETER!" Bucky belted. "Come down, and give Stark over here, your paper and get this over with." Bucky demanded. Peter was actually pretty afraid of Bucky so he did as he said.
Loki then started walking his way down as he was so interested in what happened but he froze as he saw the hulk, morely Bruce Banner but for him he was a monster.
"What is Loki doing" Hill asked. Everyone looked over while Peter was finding a Pen.
"Loki, ᛁᚠ ᚤᛟᚢ ᛞᛟᚾ'ᛏ ᛋᛏᛟᛈ ᚨᚾᛞ ᛞᛟᚾ'ᛏ ᚲᛟᛗᛖ ᚺᛖᚱᛖ ᛁ'ᛗ ᚷᛟᛁᚾᚷ ᛏᛟ ᛚᛖᛏ ᚺᛖᛚᚨ ᛋᚴᛁᚾ ᚤᛟᚢ/ If you don't stop and don't come here I'm going to let Hela skin you"
Thor forced.
"What" Maria and Natasha questioned.
"Peter, why are you taking so long" Maria asked.
"I don't want Mr. Stark to sign a permission slip to his own house! Its embarrassing!" Peter whined.
"Okay, fine I'm surprised you stood up for yourself but one of you sign if Peters sensitive to it" Tony sighed.
"I can do it" Pepper grabbed a Pen and signed it. "Wait, I didn't want to go. It'll be embarrassing, can I call in sick?" Peter begged.
"It'll be alright nothing to big for the Earth's mightiest heroes" Tony smiled.
"Okay, dinner at 7....and Peter come with me up here" Tony asked.
Peter than sat next to Tony while Cap and Pepper was cooking while Thor made Loki's favorites from Asgard. Tony put his arm around Peter. "LOOK AT MY PRODIGY" As everyone started laughing when Tony couldn't shut up about Peter and would make Peter blush.
Peter tapped Tony then Tony moved his head to look at him and started to whisper but then Cap yelled "Okay! We're done! Don't you dare leave." Cap demanded.
Loki raised his finger trying to ask something "yeah Loki" Bucky replied
"I suppose I'm supposed to be in the room instead of this dinner." Loki suggested.
"Welp. There's a new for everything" as Bucky walked over and put his arm over his shoulders while walking him to his seat and talking about something but no one could hear.
"You know he terriosted New York?" Maria shouted.
"That's the past, whomever you are. People could change" Thor suggested.
They then sat down
Cap
Bucky........... Maria
Loki...............Bruce
Thor.............. Clint
Tony.............. Peter
Pepper......... Happy
Sam............. Harley
Natasha
"Why's Loki here" Sam asked.
"You never met him, new york was long passed now" Bucky argued.
"You never met him either" Sam stared.
"Okay that's cool, Loki is so popular, now shut up." Natasha fumed.
There was nothing to talk about so Peter started laughing at how silent it was but then stopped since everyone looked at him
“Peter, don’t you have a field trip soon?” Cap asked.
"Yeah..... Can you guys please not embarrass me" Peter begged.
"We've been with you like every month just this time you're kinda living here, when have we embarrassed you?" Sam said.
"I know you're gonna embarrass me!" Loki mocked.
"See, I barely know Uncle Loki but he still f###ing does it!" Peter yelled
"LANGUAGE!" Steve yelled.
"Peanut, you don't have to worry." Steve admitted, knowing others probably will, probably himself too.
"Wait, peanut?" Tony questioned.
"Son, my first rule was don't trust cap. You realize that, right?" Tony asked away.
"Oh God you guys are embarrassing, I came here for Peter and I still wanna go back to fury." Maria laughed.
"Mr. Stark can I go out? I wanna go to the store." Harley asked.
"Just go." Tony sighed.
"Now for Loki, you'll have to be caged up while peters trip here, or hidden from the eye" Tony explained.
"Why" Loki asked.
"Because you're basically a terriost to whatever school he's in. REMEMBER NEW
YORK" Tony yelled.
"My apologies" Loki said as Thor yelled at him to "Shut up"
As he was walking out the door
"Take Peter with you" Tony shouted.
"Why? You've assigned him to me everywhere I go like a service dog."
Harley argued back.
"Peter go" Tony asked pointing at peter.
"Can I go?" Loki asked.
"Loki, I got you Asgardian meals and frozen grapes. Finish it." Thor demanded.
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Harley and Peter was then out in the store but then he saw Flash, and he has told the Avengers about Flash but never showed what he looked like.
Peter got quiet and just followed Harley. "Peter! Stop following me go get Pizza or some giftcards I don't know" Harley complained. So Peter left and he was walking around pretty far away from Harley and he saw Flash so he started running away to another aisle but tripped and hit a pole and Flash saw it and proceeded to laugh and run away. "BYE PENIS" while flipping him off and running out the store. He grabbed his phone out and saw a Red-purplish eye.
Although it hurt, he didn't even care, but he knew everyone would freak so he just walked around til Harley found him and covered himself with a hoodie, but he had the watch Tony gave him which he was pretty sure had some camera on it, but Tony never looked at it anyway.
Peter on the other hand didn't care about it all and did exactly what Harley said, "Grab something I don't know" well somewhat he said. So Peter walked towards the giftcards and grabbed a roblox 25$-500$ giftcard. He didn't even know what he was gonna do with it or the price, then he grabbed a Caprisun box and chips.
Then Harley spotted him. "IDIOT" Harley shouted across the aisle. As Peter turned away. Harley ran over to him. "Ok so I got these things and what did you pick up?" Harley asked. "Hey look at me" Harley demanded and moved his head to face him.
"What the f### happened?"
"Nothing just I got these" Peter dismissed the question.
"Oh my f###ing god.... Peter just.. Let's go." Harley sighed. He was speechless.
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As they walked in "Harley how much you put on the card?" as he sat down on the couch
"Oh 320" Harley replied
"WHAT" Peter was so scared. That was a lot of money.
"You all are gonna make me poor." Tony shouted.
Loki was also on the couch "Um, if I may, little spider thing.... What's that on your face" He pointed to where it was.
Tony dropped all his things. "Son, show me" Tony then walked over as Peter tried to hide his face and so did Thor "Loki what did you do"
"KID. WHAT HAPPENED. HARLEY COME DOWN" Tony yelled.
"What do you mean I don't see anything" Peter clapped.
"What happened" Harley came running down.
"Harley.. Look at this. His face is jacked off and it's midnight what happened?"
Tony demanded a answer.
"I FELL DOWN,” Peter shouted.
"Loki let's go to the room now"Thor asked demandingly.
"I'm not tired" Loki hissed.
"Shut up" as he then grabbed Loki and they walked to the room.
Loki pulled out a phone, Hela even had one. He didn't know how. It seemed Loki was calling someone.
"Who are you dialing" Thor asked
"Sister" Hela had answered the phone. "Brother is doing it again"
"Loki. Stop it, call your little fans rather me for this moment. I'm talking to father."
Hela yelled as she hung up.
"Well how'd that go" Thor asked
"Shut it, I'm going on a walk" Loki then ran out using his magic to be invisible. Thor just sighed.
But back to Peter's part.
“Pumpkin, how do you fall that badly, and why Are you even running?” Tony asked.
“I saw something and got scared!” Peter spoke out.
“Kid you're so dumb, and on your field trip, you're gonna look like that.” Harley spoke.
“DON'T CALL ME KID '' Peter growled and stomped to his room, shutting it hard.
“Sucks to suck” Harley rolled his eyes.
“Holy s### with you two.” Tony yelled.
“I think he's just nervous for this field trip, either way, it's the Avengers so I can totally understand” Sam joked.
“Sam, you won't even have the ability to embarrass him” Bucky hissed.
“You won't either” Sam argued back.
“Then let's make a bet, I get Red Wings control for 3 days if I'm right, and if you can get the whole room to yourself the next time we go to the beach house” Bucky complained.
“Fine by me, Deal." Sam said.
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The next day Peter was just sitting down on the table using his iPad and he was screaming because he just died in mm2
"Spider thing, what are you doing on that.... Device?" Loki asked while he ate honey
"Oh, Roblox, you wanna try it. There's a lot of other iPads that my dad has" Peter was very hesitant as he doesn't really know Loki.
"Dad?" Loki questioned. Peters eye went wide as he didn't realize he called Tony that
"NO, I MEANT MR. STARK!!" Peter reassured.
Loki chuckled as he grabbed an iPad. He made his account, "TrillusionerMaster69" and then they friended each other. Harley came down and Peter spotted him.
"Harley! Can you play Roblox with me and Loki?" Peter asked.
"I don't really feel like playing right now, webhead" Harley said.
"Please Harley" Peter begged.
"Fine." Harley groaned as he grabbed an iPad and sat down.
"Can we play a horror game?" Peter asked.
"Go ahead," Harley said. Loki and Harley joined as they played Elmira.
They were in the photo part as Loki then screamed at a jump scare.
"WHAT HAPPENED!" Clint, Sam, and Bucky yelled as they all came down to see the screaming.
"Nothing. We're just playing Roblox" Peter explained.
"We're playing roblox," Bucky mocked.
"Uncle Sam" Peter said but Sam cut him off
"No, Peter." Sam then stared at him.
"I didn't even ask yet" Peter exclaimed.
"Kid, you're like baby age, and you forced everyone to play roblox with you. You're asking to get bullied" Sam laughed.
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It's the day of going to the stark industries and the teacher, we'll substitute haves to explain the rules.
"You guys better listen to these rules and I haven't had my coffee since it's like 9 in the morning." she spoke as she looked to her watch.
"We will be here till 2:45 and there is no phones, nor any electronics allowed. There should be no stealing, no touching, and no cunning while at our stay here. Now get off the bus? I'll give you a sticker to put on your shirt. Realize, I can write you up and you will have horrible consequences. Uh, word Peter" as she used he hands to signal to Peter to come up."
"Dude, the Avengers are probably so much fun," Ned said.
"Ned, you realize he sees them everyday" MJ replied.
Before Peter could respond and leave the bus with Ned and MJ the sub stopped him.
"Peter, would you prefer to stay on the bus? I know about the talk in school. I understand you get bullied and so you wanted to be liked and say you're an intern here. But now we're actually here. So Peter, I'm giving you the offer to not expose and embarrass yourself and to stay in the bus with the bus driver and I " Peter wanted to take it to not get embarrassed but he knew Tony would be worried about him so he decided to stay with the rest and go praying that he won't get embarrassed.
"Miss. It's really fine, thank you for worrying" Peter said.
"As you wish" The sub said as Peter walked out the bus, while Peter rolled his eyes
"What happened" Ned and MJ asked.
"She doesn't believe in my internship" Peter replied with no care.
"Parker! So do you still have your internship or did it magically disappear today?" Flash yelled.
"It's still here Flash" MJ hissed.
"Peter, we know you're kinda a loser. But you don't need to lie about it isn't it a tad too far" Cindy asked.
No one responded as Sam had came out, "Okay uh now Stark has forced me to give a good speech without giving me a script, so all I'm gonna say to you all is welcome and no photography, I know I'm cool but at Stark industries, we don't want people to believe you actually met the Avengers." but Sam was trying to spot Peter and he did, “Oh is that Perfect Peter I see, the one who still sleeps with a huge teddy bear named Eggy?" Sam laughed.
Peter was embarrassed and was so red and looked like he could kill Sam.
Flash and Seymour laughed, “You still sleep with bears after May left you to go run off to the Bahamas” Flash teased.
“Woah there Kid, Peter may be childish but he's still adored” Sam spoke.
And the class then went inside but sitting in the front desk wasn't happy or Harley it was pepper this time. "Peter, hey!" Pepper exclaimed as she walked over and gave him a kiss on his forehead but then Peter lightly pushed her away. "Hi uh.. Mrs. Potts"
He could hear Flash snickering at him being treated this way.
The whole class looked shocked. “HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO HE IS” Flash asked.
“Flash, you know Peter works here, right?" Ned said.
She gave him a weird look but seemed some what worried. Although for Peter he was just embarrassed thinking about it. No one said anything though, as they then walked into another room which in that room was Natasha, Bucky, and Thor.
As Natasha and Thor talked to everyone about what the Avengers do, Bucky went over to Peter and put his arm around him and ruffled his hair as he laid his chin on Peter's hair. "What are you doing? '' Peter whispered.
"Doing something Sam wouldn't" Bucky responded quietly but then Bucky let go since he noticed that the lights were turning on and he knew Peter hated this so he stopped and walked over to Natasha as they could question them.
Harley walked in, in his pajamas coming in drinking a Dr.Pepper can, "Where's Clint" but he then looked up and froze as he saw a bunch of juniors in front of him. "Who the f### are you guys" he was shocked.
"Harley, it's just Peter's stupid field trip here" Sam replied.
"Shouldn't he be in bed, isn't it Saturday?"Harley asked. Harley doesn't care at all to say anything about anything, but everyone looked at Peter as Peter turned red.
"What are you on, It's Friday," Bucky explained.
Harley then rolled his eyes, until he saw Peter. "Oh, Hey pumpkin!" Harley spoke.
Peter got even more red and tried to hide his face as MJ laughed. Peter was trying so hard not to get mad and argue with him as he hates that pet name.
"Pumpkin?" Flash whispered to his friends teasing Peter about it.
Captain, Happy, Maria, and Pepper walked. "Captain America!" Everyone gasped except Peter. "Hello children!" Maria waved.
"So uhh we can go into the lab that Iron Man and the Hulk is, although we then will go outside and see Clint. Uhh, just follow me" Steve stated, then moved his hand and while they were in the elevator with the class with Thor, Natasha, Sam, Steve, Bucky, Maria, and Pepper. Peter tried to stay quiet, causing no trouble being quiet while everyone was asking the Avengers tons of questions, and Captain America then came up to Peter while everyone was talking and he was just playing with his hair.
"Captain America, can you please stop?" Peter mumbled.
"Captain America? What happened to Uncle?" Thor asked sorta loudly.
Everyone went quiet, “what?” Seymour asked in question.
As they walked out Peter walked straight to Bruce to ask if he could ask if he could make an excuse and send him to his room. But Bruce didn't even know about the field trip as he was so busy.
"Kid! how many times did I tell you not to bother me while I'm doing something" Bruce sighed as he then clicked a button on a screen.
Bruce then started tickling Peter to get him to go and Peter was trying to fight out. As then Flash laughed.
"LOOKS LIKE PENIS PARKER IS ALSO TICKLISH!" Flash yelled
Bruce then stopped when he saw the class. Peter was as red as a tomato.
Tony laughed as everyone turned around, to see Iron Man as no one realized him.
“Peter if you know Iron Man so well why doesn't he talk to you” Flash asked.
“I know Peter, He's one of the people living here begging Harley to play roblox with him.” Iron Man responded. He winked at Flash.
“Now we have made an experience to feel what it's like to be in a fight with enemies, just step inside here and choose who you want to be.” Pepper acknowledged.
As they walked in, Peter, Ned and MJ were last, “Dude, who do you wanna be” Ned asked, “I would want to see Thor's life” MJ replied. “Peter, who are you picking?" MJ added." I rather not do it I'll just get out for this one” Peter stammered. “Loser” MJ joked.
As they all went to there seats on who to pick and buckled their seatbelts except Peter, Tony was waiting at the door, “Kid what are you doing? Go in there and do something” Tony inquired.
“No it’s fine Mr.Stark I can stay out and go to my room instead.” Peter quaked.
“No, you’re going inside, and if you’re not going choose your doing Iron Man, and I will not take no for an answer cause you know I will drag you there.” Tony demanded.
Peter groaned and walked with Tony in there as he heard Bucky and Sam laughing in the corner.
As they reached the seat Tony pushed Peter into the seat right next to Flash.
“Now sit.” Tony said and put Peter's seat belt together.
“ I can put my seatbelt on by myself,” Peter snapped.
“I know you can kid.” Tony answered.
As they then started and it lasted for 15 minutes each, and the only ones you could go to are Captain America’s, Iron Man, Thor, Black Widow, Hawkeye, and The Hulk, it took about an hour and a half.
“I just lived a life of the Black Widow!" Flash and Cindy exclaimed in shock.
It was now 11:34 am, “Okay so now we're going to the Hawkeye, or just Clint” Natasha said as everyone followed her while Tony was behind Peter, Ned, and MJ.
“Dude, my dad won't stop bothering me. I already feel embarrassed,” Peter whispered to his friends.
“I so agree,” Tony mocked.
“Wait, you call Iron Man dad?" Ned gasped.
“What!!!!?? NO, I didn't say that!” Peter freaked out.
They arrived at the gym and Peter was still explaining to MJ and Ned making exscuse’s as to why he called Iron Man that while Clint was talking to the class.
“Hey, Hey! Peter stop talking! I'm changing your bedtime to seven” Clint lectured.
“wh-what do you mean? I don't know you, uhh Mr. Hawkeye.” Peter stuttered.
“Yes you do, Kid. You always need lullabies to sleep” Bucky rolled his eyes as he laughed.
“No I don't” Peter hissed.
“Yeah right, I always hear music coming from your room” Steve argued back.
“Anyways don't mind the kid, we're going to play mission impossible basically a game to get on the other side but the floor is basically lava so don't touch the floor. Uh we're going to put you in teams and the team captains are Bucky, Nat, and Sam all together, then Cap, Thor, and Hill”
So Flash was with Natasha’s team because he really likes Natasha although for the others he didn't care about, on the other hand of course Peter would want to be with Mj and Ned so he went with them on Cap’s team. But Betty missed the field trip today and went to London instead, so it was uneven as there were 7 people on Cap’s team and 5 people on Bucky’s team.
“I can understand why you guys go to Cap’s team then ours, because I wouldn't pick Bucky either. But someone from Cap’s team needs to come over here to this side, just 1 person.” Sam demanded.
No one was willing to go to Bucky’s team. So Natasha took care of it. “If none of you are going to come here then….Peter, come on our team.” Natasha spoke.
“Can’t someone else go” Peter explained.
“You’re questioning an assassin right now, who also seems to be your legal guardian. Get over here” Natasha hissed.
Pepper and Tony were laughing while hearing Natasha speak.
But the security bell started ringing, and everybody went quiet.
“Whom is that? Someone pick it up.” Bruce asked as he was reading.
Pepper checked who was at the door by the cameras and saw Wanda, Vision, and Scott.
“It’s Wanda, Vision, and Scott.” She sighed, saying Scotts name.
“Oh God.. Just let them in but warn Scott not to touch or say anything” Clint stated.
“Oh, so you’re the boss now Clint? Let them in.” Tony argued.
“Godammit Stark just let it go for a second.” Sam argued back.
Scott came into the room along with Wanda although Vision went to his room.
“Hey Iron man and Cap yeah so I got tac-“ he stopped as he stared at the high schoolers staring at him.
“Who are all of these, I thought we only allowed like a few kids” Scott complained.
“You’re not far off from one” Wanda stated to Scott walking away to say hi to Cap.
“Ok, wow so you decide to make your big entrance by not telling us, that’s great. Could’ve answered your calls.” Clint said.
“Okay now Scott, you like games but you’re not in it so sit down and watch” Bucky mocked.
“Peter, come to my team right now” Bucky demanded, and Peter did it in no question.
“So you all know each other right?” Natasha asked. Sam gave her a weird look, of course they would know each other.
“Yeah, there’s Seymour, Betty, Charles, Tiny, and Penis.” Flash said.
“Penis?” Sam asked.
“Oh, Peter.” Flash corrected himself.
After they finished the game, Natash’s team won 4-2, and they headed to Lunch. Peter was just waiting at the table alone while Ned and Mj were waiting to get their packed lunch. Scott then walked in with Pizza for Peter, “Hey Peter! Captain made you Pizza.” Scott yelled while running towards him.
“Oh cool, thanks” Peter said as Scott sat the other way of him.
“So, the Avengers embarrass you yet” Scott asked, pinching Peter's cheeks. Peter pushed his hand away. “Yeah like a bunch of times.” Peter responded.
“You remind me of my daughter, Cassie. Always embarrassed by everything” Scott always talked about Cassie,
“We get it your daughter is amazing” Wanda interrupted and sat next to Peter.
“You know it's already 12:10 and for the next 2 hours, they’re thinking to see Loki, they put Loki into a cell because of New York” Wanda laughed.
“Oh, I like Mr.Loki, he's nice and fun to play with” Peter mumbled.
“Sorry we missed dinner.” Scott said. The awkward tension was so loud, until Bucky walked in along with Sam, Natasha, and Tony.
“Hey Quips! I brought your dad and your least favorite uncle” Bucky Jokes.
“Hi Uh Bucky” Peter tried to stay quiet and not call him Uncle.
“Wait, Bucky? What happened to Uncle Bucky” Tony asked,
“What do you mean?” He replied nervously.
“The kid is just too embarrassed to be honest with himself” Harley mocked as he walked in besides Clint and Thor.
They all sat besides Peter, well near at least. “We get to see my baby brother soon” Thor exclaimed as he was so excited.
“Thor, I think they will be afraid,” Clint complained.
“We’re all out of ideas on how to even keep these teenagers entertained” Sam whined.
“Well they could watch a movie.” Captain suggested.
“What movie?” Scott asked.
“Cap, no offense but remember you always have those ego videos of you giving lectures to be good so let's stick to the marvel way and play those things” Tony spoke.
“My school is obsessed with them but I hate them,” Peter spoke.
“Why, I think Steve does great in them?” Bucky questioned.
“He makes himself nice in the videos but is rude to me in reality” Peter whined.
“Cap, are you hurting my son?" Tony threatened.
“Always great times being here” Thor awkwardly said.
“Can you guys leave? I wanna sit next to Ned and Mj?” Peter asked shyly.
“Can Pietro come” Wanda asked.
“Your brother is horrible and a bad influence for Peter” Tony remarked.
“What you mean, I love Uncle Pietro” Peter exclaimed quietly.
“Is Pietro just waiting outside? Like usual?” Tony sighed.
“Why do you all hate Pietro, we fought against your ai you created. He almost killed Pietro, just one more shot and he'll be gone” Wanda defended.
“Well me and banner did but that ai got you your fake boyfriend” Tony argued back.
“I think that you both did great with whatever happened in Egypt” Scott smiled.
“Can we even call him an Avnenger?" Tony groaned.
“It wasn't Egypt and first of all you Wanda were pretty good but I had to babysit you and your brother and about every new kid to the Avengers and the worst one has to be your brother or Harley and it's more on your brothers side, I was so close to killing him myself” Clint complained.
“Uhh I think I'm the strongest Avenger, I'll take that title” Thor suggested.
“Oh please I could break your brother by putting him over my knee” Wanda threatened while her eyes went red.
“Well Maximoff, you maybe could beat my foolish brother but you know that i could beat all of you in a second. You're powerful, but I am a God.” Thor assured Wanda.
“You are to not to pain my brother in any way,” Thor added.
“Yes! You guys should fight!" Sam encouraged.
“Sam '' Natasha stared.
“Wait, do I actually have to go to sleep at 7?” Peter asked.
“You have one more day of school left, no, it’s basically summer” Captain sighed.
“Ok cool, now leave.” Peter stated confidently, as they all sighed and stood up walking away all together although Maria and Bruce stayed just standing by the wall talking.
Mj and Peter then sat next to Peter. “DUDE! I’M SITTING THE SAME PLACE AS THE BLACK WIDOW’ Ned exclaimed.
“Ned, you have sleepovers over here, why are you freaking out?” Mj explained.
“It’s just more exciting, and you had all these games here?” Ned asked.
“I didn’t know about it other than the gym, they’re always in it but never do fun stuff like this. Well fun for you at least” Peter replied.
After everyone was done eating Maria and Bruce then escorted everyone out to see Loki and just ask Loki questions, Loki was just sitting down while Thor was also on the other side of the glass just talking to Loki, but then the group of teenagers walked in. Loki’s smile faded away from just seeing a bunch of midgardians.
Half of the class was horrified to see a literal terrorist in front of them who basically broke New York, “How was it like screwing New York” Flash teased.
“It was fun, your home could be next too” Loki hissed back. Thor laughed at the tension between Loki and Flash, of course Flash wouldn’t be afraid of Peter cause they’re the same age but this was a literal Mischievous God from a myth. Everyone was pretty impressed with Flash’s confidence.
“Flash, you just said that to a God, you realize that?” Betty asked.
Flash thought about it and really was flabbergasted about Loki’s response, he just couldn’t think of a response to say back to Betty.
As everyone still bargained Thor with questions while Loki just sat by the wall saying nothing and staring into the depths of hell, he saw Peter.
“Peter! Is this your class?” Loki asked loudly as this class was so loud. Peter nodded yes.
“Are you going back to the school with your class or staying here when it's done?” Loki asked while throwing a disc on the roof catching it each time.
“I don’t know yet” Peter said but go cut off by Mj
“How do you know so much about school?” Mj needed an answer.
Loki was shocked by this answer. “Of course I know what school is, I’m still in it!” Loki rolled his eyes at this question.
Peter, Ned and Mj were staring at each other surprised that even Gods needed an education.
There was only 1 hour and 20 minutes left of this trip, and Ned and Mj were still very curious as to how school was in Asgard.
“How old are you in human years?” Ned asked.
“I’m 21 and a half but I am still in school. I graduate when I'm 24, well maybe 23 because human and God years are very different,” Loki explained to Mj and Ned.
Peter then walked out on everyone as everyone was distracted with Loki and Thor, he walked to the lab room, “Mr. Stark?” Peter yelled.
“Stark isn’t here but this idiot is” Clint turned around pointing at Pietro.
“Hey Pietro!!” Peter smiled.
“Hey Peter, your dad is in the other room talking to the other people” Pietro yelled back pointing towards a door in the lab.
“Thanks…. He’s not my dad though?” Peter questioned.
“Ok sure,” Clint laughed.
Peter rolled his eyes walking into the room, seeing Natasha, Cap, Bucky, Sam, Scott, Bruce, Tony, and Pepper cleaning the room that all of them were in to view life as an Avenger, Though Harley was there too sitting on a clean chair leaning his feet on the chair in front of him eating Pringles.
“Hey Kid, what’s up?” Cap said, grabbing an empty water bottle and tossing it in a trash can.
“Kid, aren’t you supposed the be downstairs with the rest” Tony questioned as he walked towards him
“What happened?” Natasha asked.
“Instead of going on the bus, can I stay over here? It could save Happy some gas” Peter asked.
“Uh I guess so? Won’t your teacher question it?” Tony replied.
“You’re Iron Man? Who's not going to listen to you?” Peter complained.
“Uhh this whole crew” Tony turned around for Peter to see the whole crew.
“Well a civilian will listen to you” Peter did not want to go on that bus.
“You’re a civilian and you don’t listen to me and Harley can at least listen but barely.” Tony argued back.
“I do listen it’s just your stupid prostitute” Harley got up and protested for his defense.
“Harley, you’re close to being an alcoholic at 22! You just finished school too!?!!!?!” Tony argued back and demolished him.
“Why do you think you’re not invited to the club in 2 weeks?” Sam exclaimed.
“What club?” Peter asked.
“Peter you’re way too young and foolish for it too, don’t worry about it” Scott replied.
“Why can’t Harley go? He can drink?” Peter added towards his question.
“Yeah, but do you see him, he looks homeless and high all the time,” Pepper added.
“Loki can’t even go, it’s that bad. Peter.” Harley added to the conversation.
“Peter, you only have 50 minutes of class left. Go downstairs right now” Clint yelled to the other room.
“Bring Harley with you,” Bucky added.
“What the hell? I’m not going into a room with kindergartners I deal with one every day!” Harley argued back.
“Language! And what’s wrong with Peter? You should just go and spend quality time.” Steve smiled.
Harley had some hatred towards Cap when he would join into conversations like this so he rolled his eyes and walked over to Peter patting his back and making him follow him.
Once they were gone everyone was full of relief, “Wait we’re having a Club meeting?” Pietro and Scott asked.
“Yeah, but both of you are way too crazy for it,” Tony added.
“THIS WHOLE TEAM IS CRAZY LOOK AT BUCKY?” Pietro protested.
“Welp……Too bad.” Tony sarcastically smiled.
Harley and Peter were downstairs and there was 45 minutes left. Harley ran up and stood on an item that was high enough for everyone to see him, “Hello 17 year olds! Damn, 17. That age was just, woo… that age was when I got my first car, met this spoiled brat, and did so many activities. So glad I'm out of it…” Harley started doing freestyle to kill time.
“Don’t be ridiculous, Peter is amazing, My baby brother is the one who is pretty spoiled and somewhat of a brat.” Thor defended.
It is now time to go and Tony has gotten down.
“Alright well it's time to go off to the buses!" Everyone then walked towards the buses while walking with Peter.
Peter was last to go on so Tony talked to the sub
“Hey so Peter will be staying here with me instead of going back to the school, I'm his legal guardian so I have my rights to do so, and I'm Iron Man” Tony explained walking out the bus kissing Peter's forehead. While everyone on the bus was frozen in shock.
“He actually is an intern” the sub sighed in disbelief.
“He always was,” MJ exclaimed.
It was hours ago and Loki was free from his cage and it was 9:38pm and Peter was already in Pajamas.
“Oh yeah it's Pajama day at school so can I wear my Star Wars Pajamas?" Peter asked tony.
“Not a chance.” Tony replied.