The klingons killed my sheep!

by Elytra404

Summary:

James T. Kirk has made a server
And now we all live in fear

the aos crew (+some others) are family, chekov needs love, cannon-typical oblivious spock, and a minecraft server.

Chapter 1: a totally professional beginning

Notes:

no tw!

James T. Kirk has made a server

Spock joined your party

Live long and prosper, Nyota Uhura 

Leonard H. McCoy joined. You must construct additional pylons. 

Welcome, Pavel A. Chekov . We hope you brought pizza. 

Phasers at the ready, Hikaru K. Sulu was transported aboard!

Big Montgomery C. J. Scott showed up!

 

James T. Kirk: Introductions!

Spock: Captain, we are all aware of each other. That is not necessary. 

Pavel A. Chekov: i wouldn’t be opposed, jic

Nyota Uhura: ^^

James T. Kirk: Seeeee Spock?

Spock: I see, Captain. 

Leonard H. McCoy: Doctor McCoy, or Bones if your an insubordination little shit of a captain, he/him yada yada.

Pavel A. Chekov: Ensign Pavel Chekov! navigator of the u.s.s. Enterprise! they/he/star (deleted)

Pavel A. Chekov: Ensign Pavel Chekov! navigator of the u.s.s. Enterprise! he/him!

Spock: I am Commander Spock, first officer of the ship. He/they, though pronouns do not significantly impact me and I do not care what you choose to use. 

James T. Kirk: Captain Jim Kirk! All pronouns (:

Montgomery C. J. Scott: Call me Scotty ofc, he/him. I make the ship fly so you idiots don't crash and burn 

Hikaru K. Sulu: Lieutenant Sulu, he/him. And actually i fly the ship -_-

Nyota Uhura: Lieutenant Uhura, comms & basically mom of this damn ship, she/her. 

James T. Kirk: Thanks! Can I change nicknames now? 

Montgomery C. J. Scott: Pleasee. 

 

James T. Kirk changed 7 nicknames

 

Captain Jim: Thats better

Scotty: Definitely 

Dr. Bones: Btw, Spock and Jim, I don’t think I had the correct pronouns on file. Mind if I change those or wanna keep that from the public?

Spock: I would appreciate that, thank you Doctor. 

Captain Jim: Shit i forgot i hadn’t told anyone-

Captain Jim: Uhh private please, forget i said it

Dr. Bones: ‘Kay, don’t worry. We will have a talk later though.

Captain Jim: f u c k

Spock: Language, Captain

Captain Jim: This isn’t an official channel Spock. It’s just for friends. So I reserve the right to swear. Also call me Jim. 

Russian Wiz Kid: friends? 

Sulu: You broke the kid

Captain Jim: What- yeah ofc friends? 

Russian Wiz Kid: a h

Dr. Bones: Ofc, thanks for breaking the best navigator in the fleet Jim. 

Captain Jim: WHAT DID I DO?? 

Russian Wiz Kid: best navigator in the fleet????????

Dr. Bones: yeah?

Russian Wiz Kid: какого черта

Mother Uhura: дышать ребенок 

Scotty: ...Translation?

Mother Uhura: Nope <3 

Captain Jim: How does that even work? Doesn’t the universal translator work with the padds for all of us?

Russian Wiz Kid: да, but I have mine hacked. everything i type is in russian, but i can input some stuff so that it shows as russian

Mother Uhura: I just have permissions to bypass it so I can send the direct language for mission guides

Spock: Ensign Chekov, would you be able to ‘hack’ another padd to do the same? 

Russian Wiz Kid: да! For Vulcan?

Spock: Yes. 

Russian Wiz Kid: да!! Easy! Message me? I’ll need access to the padd itself to do it. Technically I could do it remotely but I haven’t field tested that.

Spock: Yes. Thank you Ensign. 

Scotty: Chekov you terrify me. What else can you do with these things??

Russian Wiz Kid: uhhhh

Russian Wiz Kid: let me figure out which things arent against federation law then i’ll tell you

Dr. Bones: what?!??

Scotty: good kid.

Captain Jim: Chekov, as your captain,

Mother Uhura: Jim- 

Captain Jim: Give me like 10 minutes and I can give you some paperwork to sign that will make it all legal. 

Mother Uhura: Thank god

Russian Wiz Kid: really? 

Captain Jim: Yep, the perks of being a captain. 

Russian Wiz Kid: :o 

 

Dr. Bones changed Captain Jim ’s nickname

 

Power Abuser: Its for a good cause!!

Russian Wiz Kid: :> 

Power Abuser: Chekov can I adopt you?

Sulu: Aye! I have dibs on adoption

Mother Uhura: Boys boys, settle down.

Mother Uhura: I’m going to adopt him

Russian Wiz Kid: :>> 

Spock: Am I correct in thinking that you are turning 18 soon Ensign? Therefore the timeframe is limited for these adoption plans. 

Russian Wiz Kid: ..yeah something like that 

Spock: What does ‘something like that’ refer to?

Russian Wiz Kid: dw about it, yeah im turning 18 soon 

Sulu: How long do we have?

Russian Wiz Kid: 3 weeks

Sulu: And the games begin 

Power Abuser: The games begin

Mother Uhura: Yes. Yes they do. 

Dr. Bones: Sorry to interrupt this.. Whatever this is, but alpha shift started 10 minutes ago. Jim, Spock, where the hell are you? 

Power Abuser: S h i t

Spock: We will be there momentarily.

Scotty: Ooooooooooooooo 

Mother Uhura: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sulu: Wait I thought Spock and Uhura where together?

Mother Uhura: Sulu keep up, we broke up months ago

Spock: I do not understand what my current relationship status has to do with me and the captain being late.

Mother Uhura: Oh you sweet summer child 

Spock: I am not a child, nor is it currently summer. 

Power Abuser: Spock pls tell me your joking

Spock: About what? I see no reason I would be.

Power Abuser: istfg 

Power Abuser: I have not had enough coffee for this yet today

Mother Uhura: If your grabbing coffee before you head up can I have some? I get the feeling I’m gonna need it.

Power Abuser: Yep, Black with 3 sugars right? 

Mother Uhura: You life savior, and this is why I had you memorize that at the academy.

Power Abuser: :( 

Mother Uhura: :) 

Power Abuser: :) 

 

Mother Uhura: If this is for friends, can I add some others?

Power Abuser: Go ahead, I was going to add Galia but I don’t have her new padd id yet

Mother Uhura: Hell yeah.

 

Welcome Galia Tendi . Leave your weapons by the door.

Christine Chapel just slid into the server.  

Ben Sulu made it here at warp 5! 

 

Galia Tendi: haha! hello hello hello

Power Abuser: Scroll up for intro’s, and do your own cause Spock and Bones were antisocial in the academy.

Galia Tendi: so they know the stories?

Mother Uhura: Nope

Galia Tendi: wonderful. my name is Galia, she/they/it, i serve at the on the yorktown right now but i’m trying to convince someone to promote me to the enterprise

Power Abuser:Yeah yeah I’m working on it

Christine Chapel: Nurse Chapel, any pronouns, second in command of sickbay on the enterprise. I have kept all of you idiots alive multiple times, pls stop almost dying

Scotty: Not almost dying is no fun!

Mother Uhura: ^^

Christine Chapel: ;-; 

Ben Sulu: Ben, he/him, currently a civilian on starbase yorktown but working on paperwork to be a civilian on enterprise. Which would be easier if my husband stopped almost dying btw.

Sulu: Whoops 

Ben Sulu: My only friend in the world is Galia, this is suffering

Galia Tendi: r u d e we have fun

Ben Sulu: I do not count orion bowling as fun. I count it as dangerous and painful.

Mother Uhura: I like it!

Sulu: I am afraid to ask. 

Galia Tendi: :D 

 

Christine Chapel changed 4 nicknames

 

Constellation: yk, fair enough

Pilot Boi: Why did mine get changed?

Nurse: Too many Sulu’s

Mother Uhura: Two many*

Nurse: Damnit thats funnier 

Husband Sulu: I accept my title. 

Captain Jim: Thank you all for having fun, however Uhura I do need you on comms so we don’t d i e

Mother Uhura: Oh cause a communications officer is so helpful in a battle with klingons?? 

Constellation: dammit why do you always get all the fun?

Captain Jim: YES YOUR USEFUL I DON'T SPEAK KLINGON

Mother Uhura: THE UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR?

Captain Jim: oh yeah

Captain Jim: STILL 

Mother Uhura: Yeah yeah on it

Constellation: …bennnn

Husband Sulu: Yeah? 

Constellation: wanna hang out well the enterprise dies?

Husband Sulu: Why not

Nurse: I wish I was there

Husband Sulu: Shouldn’t you be doing medical stuff?

Nurse: Nah we don't have any injured yet, 

Constellation: Do you have access to a personal computer?

Nurse: Always. I carry it literally everywhere with me.

Constellation: i have a minecraft server I’ve been meaning to use. wanna? 

Nurse: God I haven’t played since like 1.250.

Constellation: 1.262 is coming out soon I think. but the last few have just been more enchants and better villager ai and stuff. they did add sehlats tho! 

Nurse: Oh cool! I think the last I heard was that one medical update? Or did that fall through.

Husband Sulu: Kinda fell through

Constellation: it did not it added like temporary health boosts and stuff it was fun

Husband Sulu: It was a glorified potions update 

Constellation: i liked it >: 

Nurse: Whats the ip? 

Constellation: uhh let me check

Constellation: creative or survival?

Husband Sulu: Creative, let me build pleasee

Constellation: you can build in survival!

Husband Sulu: It's not as fun. 

Constellation: okay mr. ‘i cut hair and build minecraft cafe’s’ 

Nurse: Creative cause I haven’t played in ages and don’t want to die instantly.

Constellation: the pretty lady has made her choice, creative it is!

Nurse: :D 

Husband Sulu: You're so mean to me.

Constellation: <3 

 

Captain Jim: Ship saved

Captain Jim: I pass out now

Pilot Boi: I did like half of that come on!

Husband Sulu: Good job babe, now come play minecraft

Captain Jim: Sulu, you are the best pilot of the fleet. But not flying out my chair when the inertial dampeners are malfunctioning and you somehow found an upside down in space is a work out. 

Pilot Boi: At least some people around here appreciate me 

Scotty: Can I take Chekov to help fix up the shit you broke?

Russian Wiz Kid: извини, but my shift ends in 5 minutes and i am not staying awake longer then absolutely necessary after that 

Scotty: Fair enough lad.

Constellation: and yet no harmed according to Chapel

Constellation: gg

Captain Jim: Did you just say gg to us defeating klingons and almost dying? 

Constellation: like i said, no harmed

Dr. Bones: Is it possible to get injured from pure exhaustion from being around idiots 24/7?

Nurse: Can confirm it's not possible

Dr. Bones: Then yes, no one was harmed. 

Captain Jim: Cause we’re good at what we do

Captain Jim: Uhura you have the bridge

Mother Uhura: We are in the same room why did you type that??

Captain Jim: To give the ensigns the illusion we are so good at our jobs that I dont have to say it

Mother Uhura: smh

Captain Jim: I can’t hear you I’m already asleeppppp

Mother Uhura: s. m. h.

Notes:

So! This is likely gonna stay an anon fic but unsure. I am also unsure how much I'm gonna reveal about myself? tl;dr, this is purely a comfort fic for me. updates will be speratic but i do have atleast 2 archs in mind.

edit: just remembered i forgot to add translations for russian!

Russian Wiz Kid: what the hell
Mother Uhura: breathe kiddo
^thats the exchange in russian
да means yes
извини means sorry

Chapter 2: the beginning of the sheep

Notes:

TW: childhood trauma! hah chekov angst go brrr
oh also spock continues to be oblivous

The Enterprise

 

Russian Wiz Kid: gaila, are you okay with dms?

Constellation: yeah! go ahead! 

Nurse: The complete lack of context. 

Mother Uhura: Is terrifying? I agree. 

Nurse: ^^ 

Mother Uhura: Also, I haven’t played minecraft in like 5 years, but can I join?

Nurse: Pleasee, I know its like 2am but I am on the server and lonely.

Mother Uhura: I would tell you to sleep but that would be hypocritical. 

Nurse: I’m making a little shop to live above in the village Gaila started, wanna put your bed next to mine?

Mother Uhura: Is that an attempt to flirt?

Nurse: Depends, did it work? 

Mother Uhura: Maybee

Nurse: Then yes, yes it was

Power Abuser: Get a room T-T 

Mother Uhura: What are you doing awake?

Power Abuser: I wasted all afternoon beating Spock at chess, so now I have to finish paperwork at 2am. 

Mother Uhura: That’s why they weren’t in their quarters, I stopped by to give him some vulcan tea from the new transport and couldn’t find him.

Power Abuser: Mhm. He’s asleep now. 

Mother Uhura: Oh? How do you know?

Power Abuser: Uhhhh

Nurse: Dammit he’s offline. 

Mother Uhura: Something is going on with those two.

Nurse: Oh absolutely. Minecraft?

Mother Uhura: Oh shit yess! I got distracted by the gossip.

Nurse: So did I dont worry

 

Spock: Ensign Chekov, would now be a good time to bring you my padd?

Russian Wiz Kid: uhhh yes maybe

Russian Wiz Kid: give me 30 minutes then yes

Spock: Thank you. 

Mother Uhura: Spock! Your online!

Spock: Indeed. 

Nurse: We have questions for you.

Spock: I see. Please, ask them. 

Mother Uhura: What is your relationship with the captain.

Spock: I do not see how that is relevant.

Nurse: I think that is the most suspicious answer you could have given

Spock: We are close friends. 

Mother Uhura: You might even say roommates. 

Spock: We do not share a room, though our rooms share a restroom. 

Nurse: ………

 

Nurse changed Spock’s nickname

 

Summer child: I do not understand the joke. 

Mother Uhura: I know you don’t

Nurse: HA 

Nurse: Spock, wanna play minecraft? 

Summer child: I do not have minecraft installed on my personal computer.

Mother Uhura: What if I sent you a gift code for it?

Summer child: Then I would see no reason not to. However in 25 minutes I will no longer have access to my padd. 

Nurse: Yeah yeah

Mother Uhura: Code sent. Join us spockkk 

Summer child: One moment. 

Nurse: …spock did you just join the game?

Summer child: Yes. 

Mother Uhura: ‘vulcanontheshelf’. Thats your username. 

Summer child: Correct. The Captain suggested it. 

Nurse: I cant breatheeeeee 

Mother Uhura: IKKKKKKKK 

Summer child: I am confused. 

Nurse: Yes yes build your house. 

Power Abuser: (Please say you get the joke)

Mother Uhura: (Yes, elf on the shelf right?)

Power Abuser: (yess <: ) 

Russian Wiz Kid: i am ready for you, mr. spock

Summer Child: On my way. 

Power Abuser: Awwe my space heater left ): (Deleted)

Mother Uhura: I SAW THAT KIRK

 

Pavel A. Chekov ⇒ Galia Tendi 

 

Pavel A. Chekov: hi um, you said dm’s where okay? 

 

Galia Tendi changed two display names

 

Galia: of course! whats up?

Pavel: so uh

Pavel: I use they/he/star pronouns and uh

Galia: and you not out to anyone? and i use it/its so i may be a safe person to talk too?

Pavel: yes that exactly

Pavel: how did you know? 

Galia: your intro in the server said he/him, so clearly not out

Galia: the rest was a wild guess 

Pavel: oh 

Pavel: good guess then 

Pavel: i just finished up hacking spock’s pad so i 

Pavel: yeah.. 

Galia: hey, how old are you?

Pavel: wdym? like i said in the chat, im turning 18 soon

Galia: people who are actually turning 18 soon are excited about it, and dont reply “smth like that”

Galia: thats the kind of response that comes from someone who ran away from home and enrolled in starfleet under a illegal age

Pavel: how do you know everything about my life?

Galia: a combo of lucky guesses and similar experiences

Galia: let’s just say, the star fleet records think im 26, but im actually about 23

Pavel: oh

Pavel: records say im turning 18 in a week but uh, thats actually my 16th birthday

Galia: Your 15??? 

Pavel: yeah.. 

Galia: okay please say im doing math wrong, didn’t you start serving on the enterprise almost 3 years ago?

Pavel: ..yeah

Pavel: i was 13

Galia: you where 13???? 

Galia: holy shit kid! how old where you during the whole crash landing on a planet thing?

Pavel: depends? at the start i was 14 but my 15th birthday was somewhere in there

Galia: oh my god your a kid. your actually a kid

Galia: does anyone else know this??

Pavel: no, they cant know. please 

Galia: i dont

Galia: i dont know what to do

Galia: kid, that would be and is trauma for everyone on the enterprise, but for everyone else we’re talking about trauma trauma

Galia: for you, thats childhood trauma. 

Pavel: ik

Galia: okay heres the deal

Galia: i don’t honestly know what to do, but i know you have worked so hard and deserve all of this. i’m going to find a way to keep you in, and get you help for childhood trauma.  untill then, im here if you need anyone to talk too. and i’ll make sure you get any space you want on the minecraft server. it’s not much, but you deserve atleast that little bit to be a kid 

Pavel: okay

Pavel: thank you

Pavel: i’m sorry for putting this on you 

Galia: dw kid i’m glad you did. 

 

The Enterprise

 

Constellation: i am dubbing chekov the mayor of the mc village 

Russian Wiz Kid: o: 

Nurse: Helll yeah an actually nice mayor

Constellation: hey! 

Russian Wiz Kid: as my first law, i decree that galia was an awesome mayor

Constellation: heck yes thats more like it 

Summer Child: On the topic of the Minecraft server , is the goal of the village to have the shops needed for a functional town? 

Mother Uhura: I’m honestly not sure i think we’re all just having fun, why?

Summer Child: I was considering opening a grocery store in the village. 

Constellation: very domestic of you, i say go for it!

Power Abuser: Can i build a pet store next to it? I wanted to mess around with some of the mob’s i never get to see in survival

Summer Child: Of course Jim.

Constellation: Very Domestic 

Nurse: I’ve never seen this type of tattoo x flower shop before, I like it

Constellation: samee 

Power Abuser: Spock may not know what that means but I do, and n o

Nurse: Sure yep totallyy 

Power Abuser: T-T

Notes:

hi! been a bit, haha i have so much homework
sorry this is a bit shorter, probably not gonna have chapters as long as the first
thank you for all the comments!! i hope this was as funny as i found it, except the angst bit lol

Chapter 3: offical chekov support

Summary:

tw: childhood trauma, accidental medical neglect, minecraft pet death, and this fics cannon typical galia innuendo

 

The Enterprise 

 

Husband Sulu: I GOT IT 

Constellation: SAME 

Nurse: ??

Husband Sulu: I have been approved to become a civilian aboard the uss enterprise! Me and Demora are coming home! 

Pilot Boi: oh ive missed you too so much!!!

Scotty: Demora?

Husband Sulu: Our daughter?? 

Scotty: I didn't know you have a daughter! Is a ship like the enterprise safe for the lass? 

Husband Sulu: Eh? Its a lot better for her to be with both her dads, plus shes fascinated by piloting and engineering and space. 

Scotty: Well! If the lass ever wants a tour of engineering I can always use a small set of hands! 

Husband Sulu: I’ll let her know! 

Power Abuser: I just got orders to pick you three up from yorktown!!! We’re two days away at max warp, so start packing! 

Constilliation: Already finished! Your newest command ensign is ready! 

Husband Sulu: Galia, wanna help me pack?

Constilliation: Bold assumption I’m not already at your door (: 

 

Galia Tendi has made a server 

Pavel A. Chekov joined. You must construct additional pylons. 

Galia Tendi changed 2 nicknames

 

Galia: Okay kid here's the deal. 

Child: ? 

Galia: We’re telling McCoy

Child: нет 

Child: absolutely not

Galia: Yes, this isn’t a choice kid. He is your main medical professional, and having an incorrect age for you is dangerous. Plus you could use a better parental unit then i could ever be. 

Child: please no galia, what if he gets me kicked out? 

Galia: He cares about you kid, it’ll be okay. 

 

Live long and prosper, Leonard H. McCoy.

Galia changed 1 nickname. 

 

Mccoy: Absolute worst joining message wish they never added that 

Mccoy: what’s this for? 

Galia: Chekov, can you do an intro pls?

Child: да, my name is Pavel A Chekov of the USS enterprise, he/him pronouns, 17 almost 18 years of age. 

Galia: child, do a proper one

Mccoy:?

Child: Chekov, they/he/star, 15 almost 16.

Child: happy? im gonna get kicked out of the fleet now! 

Mccoy: holy shit kid

Mccoy: medbay, now. 

Child: huh?

Mccoy: I’m not kicking you out but there are vaccines you haven't had yet if you where 13?? and ive been overdosing you for two years i need to fix that. so medbay, now. private room 2, tell anyone who asks its a routine checkup and if they don't believe that say its private 

Child: oh

Child: alright, on my way sir.

Galia: Thank you. I only found out a few days ago, and he didn't tell me willingly.  

Mccoy: He is the best tactical officer in the fleet Jim would kill me for getting him kicked out. 

Mccoy: You majored in psychology before the academy right? 

Galia: Yea, why?

Mccoy: Because I think our kid might need a counselor.

Galia: Oh, yeah definitely.

Galia: Our? 

Mccoy: Don't you take that as me hitting on you, but yeah. Who else does the kid have? 

Galia: yeah

Galia: our kid. 

Mccoy: Speaking of which, our kid has arrived at my sick bay. Ttyl. 

 

Leonard H. McCoy ⇒ James T. Kirk

 

Boned: Jim, I need you to give Chekov the next two days off.

Jimmy: Why?

Boned: Personal medical reasons.

Jimmy: Isn’t that your jurisdiction? 

Boned: Yeah but I don’t want it on his medical record. 

Jimmy: But it’s medical????

Boned: Hey Jim, remember when I trusted you and did the stupid test with you 100 times? Or when I trusted you and brought you on the Enterprise? And every time since then?

Jimmy: Course

Boned: Please, trust me now. 

Jimmy: Alright. 2 days onboard shoreleave, with the excuses of ‘crew exhaustion’. 

Boned: Thank you Jim. 

Jimmy: You owe me.

Boned: No? Jimbo if anything you still owe me!

Jimmy: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

 

Child support group

 

Mccoy: Chekov, your on onboard shoreleave till we get to yorktown. 

Child: Why? Huh??

Mccoy: Pulled a favor with Jim cause I want you to rest and report to me.

Mccoy: You shouldve had some of those vaccines long ago, and i affectively pumped some of your liver to push your lifespan back to above 80. Rest. Doctor’s order. 

Child: Alright, thank you sir. 

Mccoy: Don’t call me sir, your my friend kid. 

Child: doctor? 

Mccoy: unfortunately friends call me bones

Child: oh

Child: okay 

Child: ty 

 

<VulcanOnTheShelf> Jim, could you give me the pet store's coordinates? I went looking for a sehlat and have become lost. 

<U_S_S_D0rk> -183, 95, 2986

<U_S_S_D0rk> you could’ve just spawned one in yk

<VulcanOnTheShelf> I was unaware of that possibility.

<NursingAHeadache> smh 

<Languhura> Christine I just watched you try to grow a tree by clicking it with a potion of leaping  you can't talk

<NursingAHeadache> Mean ): 

<Checkoff_82767> Did she get it in the end?

<NursingAHeadache> i did, nyota helped me. 

<Pea3hy_Gre6n> Gay (?)

<Languhura> Maybe 

Bea’ur was killed by U_S_S_D0rk

<U_S_S_D0rk> Spock im so sorry that was an accident

<VulcanOnTheShelf> Jim did you just kill my sehlat?

<U_S_S_D0rk> oN AcCidEnt 

<VulcanOnTheShelf> I see. 

<Pea3hy_Gre6n whispered to Checkoff_82767> ooooo it’s about to go downnnn

VulcanOnTheShelf left the server

U_S_S_D0rk was disconnected 

<NursingAHeadache> HA 

 

The Enterprise 

 

Dr. Bones: Jim I thought we were gonna meet up for drinks? Wru?

Constellation: Hate filled bedroom activities

Power Abuser: sorry I got distracted training! be right there!

Summer Child: Apologies I was about to nerve pinch him. 

Dr. Bones: ….

Dr. Bones: I need a stronger drink

Notes:

if anyone can figure out what the easter egg is in chekovs username you get bonus points

also i decided to turn off anon cause screw it
ive had this chapter on the back burner almost ready to post for ages and i entirely forgot about it ;-; so enjoy

Chapter 4: the premise of capitalism

Summary:

warnings for this chapter:
Talk of disability, talk of sex (both mentioned, joked about, and in the context of explaining asexuality and safe sex), mourning/grief/implication of death, gender discussions, and taxation without representation /j

aka Jim sorting alllll his shit out against his will

Leonard H. McCoy ⇒ James T. Kirk

 

Boned: Jim, I’m doing this through dm so you can't run away, you can take your time responding if you need.

Jimmy: yes bones we’re being safe

Boned: ………

Boned: Not in the slightest what I was talking about but good to know!

Jimmy: ah fuck

Boned: What I was going to say is, who are you out to about gender things and why don't you want it in your medical file?

Jimmy: oh that

Jimmy: just the groupchat. tho spock already knew before i said in there

Jimmy: pike knew too but yk

Boned: Makes sense.

Jimmy: as for my file, idk? its just not important ig? i’m fine with he/him so it's not like thats technically wrong, and i don't wanna be a hassle

Boned: Jim, it is not a hassle to be yourself. And if any of my nurses is an ass about it I’ll demote them on the spot. Ok?

Jimmy: you sure?

Boned: Yes.

Jimmy: ok

Jimmy: having it in my file would be nice

Boned: I’ll change it as soon as my next shift starts.

Jimmy: thanks bones

Boned: Ofc.

Boned: Pike would be proud of you, you know. 

Jimmy: thanks

Jimmy: i hope he would be

Boned: Ofc he would be, I know I am.

Jimmy: awwwwwwww bonessss

Boned: Yeah yeah.

Boned: So you and Spock then.

Jimmy: ack gtg!! ttyl!!!

Boned: Ahuh. Sure. You confirmed it, you know. 

Boned: You're not getting out of this Jim.

 

The Enterprise 

 

Russian Wiz Kid: Doctor McCoy, are you planning to join the minecraft server?

Dr. Bones: Like I’ve said, call me Bones kid.

Dr. Bones: I wasn't planning too but I can if you want. I’ve never played before. Why?

Russian Wiz Kid: Cause most people have set up shops and I think we could use some kind of money system, but I don't particularly want to do that even tho I’m mayor

Russian Wiz Kid: So I was thinking and being the controller of money seemed like something you’d enjoy

Dr. Bones: Immediately yes. 

Russian Wiz Kid: Hell yeah

Power Abuser: oh no

Dr. Bones: What’s this town like? I should calculate taxes. 

Summer Child: Wasn't the point of taxes to pay for local infrastructure? Something the town is not in need of?

Dr. Bones: Chekov needs a pay check, and so do I. Eg. Taxes.

Summer Child: Understandable.

Power Abuser: how long has chekov been typing?

Summer Child: 3 minutes 29 seconds at the time of my typing this.

Russian Wiz Kid: ok so!!!!! town square has town hall, which is where my office is and me and galia are working on a court room! theres also galia’s apartment building across the road where me, her, mr. scott, and the sulu’s live! which she wants to make us pay rent once we have an economy ):. then around the town square  on other roads we have mr. spock’s grocery store, which is connected to the captain’s pet store, and their shared house is the second floor! ms uhura’s bakery is across the street, and she and ms chapel live on top! ms chapel’s library on another street, and across from it is the sulu’s ‘car dealership’, but it's not cars its ridable mobs. i believe mr. scott also intends to make a business.

Dr. Bones: One hell of a paragraph! You're all getting taxed.

Power Abuser: do civil partnerships get tax benefits 

Dr. Bones: Yes, I wanna see where this is going.

Power Abuser: great

 

 James T. Kirk ⇒ Spock

 

Jim: heyyy have you seen the group chatV

Spock: Yes.

Spock: What are you thinking?

Jim: their already suspicious of us

Jim: tax benefits?

Spock: Ashaya it is a Minecraft server.

Spock: We currently have plausible deniability that it is an inside joke among friends. If we were to make it public to our friends, we would no longer have that deniability. We could lose our positions on the ship if Starfleet deems our relationship a risk.

Jim: ik

Jim: but i’m so tired of this, and they basically know already. plus if starfleet was investigating they could find all our msgs on our private pads, so whats the point?

Jim: i just wanna be able to kiss you after you nearly die on a mission and not have to wait hours to make sure your actual ok

Spock: And I you.

Spock: Are you sure about this? There is no taking it back once we do

Jim: I’m sure, as long as your ok with it.

Spock: I would request that we do not tell the crew and keep it to our inner circle, but aside from that I am ok with it. It would be nice.

Jim: yeah, def just the inner circle 

Jim: what if we didn't tell them, we just stopped self censoring?

Jim: can you imagine how they’d react if i just called you my boyfriend casually? 

Spock: It would admittedly be amusing. 

Spock: I believe this would be a good plan. 

Jim: fuck yes

Jim: i love you 

Spock: I love you as well Ashaya.

Jim: your adorable btw

Spock: I do not understand the meaning or timing of your comment.

Jim: just? behind the mask of “Vulcan, ooooh, emotionless.” when your just with me your so soft in the best way? like, nicknames and cuddles and admitting to feelings. i just love you

Spock: I see.

Spock: I love you too, Ashaya. More than you know.

Jim: your blushing btw

Spock: You should be focused on the main screen, not looking at the science station.

Jim: says the one who's also on his padd. atleast i’m not hiding that i’m on my padd

Jim: besides whats wrong with checking out my hot emerald boyfriend 

Jim: your so green omg 

Jim: your so cute 

Jim: spockkkkk stop ignoring meee

Jim: spockkkkkkkkkkkk

Jim: i love you 

Spock: I love you too.

Jim: HA! 

Jim: also i accidentally told bones we're together, i thought he was lecturing me about safe sex and fucked up

Spock: I see

Spock: Well. we are having safe sex.

Jim: lmao yeah, asexuality is the safest of sexes

 

The Enterprise

 

Dr. Bones: I forgot to send out his message earlier so I’m sending it now.

Dr. Bones: July is disability pride month! So celebrate your disabled friends. This includes invisible illnesses and neurodiversity, don't forget. 

Power Abuser: oh yeah!! hello, its me, the first starfleet captain with adhd (and hopefully not the last!!!), no ableists on my ship! 

Scotty: So much about ya makes sense now

Power Abuser: I’m taking that as a compliment! 

Scotty: Good

Scotty: If we're goin around sharing, I've got pots

Power Abuser: postural orthopedic tachycardia syndrome right? 

Scotty: How’d ya know?

Power Abuser: (: i looked it up

Scotty: Thanks for the effort there, genuinely 

Power Abuser: it is literally the bare minimum but ofc

Russian Wiz Kid: i’m autistic, does that count?

Summer Child: Yes.

Summer Child: I have L’tak Terai, which is often accurately considered the vulcan equivalent of Dyslexia. I am also on the autism spectrum.

Russian Wiz Kid: 0: I’m not the only autistic person here?

Constellation: far from it (;

Russian Wiz Kid: 0:!!!!

Mother Uhura: Jim’s also not alone in adhd

Power Abuser: fuck yeah!

Pilot Boi: Me and Ben don't have any diagnosis's, but since it's genetic and Demora’s autistic, at least one of us probably has something going on.

Husband Sulu: Speaking off, 5 hours before we get on board the enterprise! 

Scotty: I’m so excited to meet the lass!

Nurse: on the topic of disabilities, i have hypermobile ethlers danlyose syndrome 

Nurse: which i’m aware I butchered the spelling off but its my disability so i get to misspell it <3 

Dr. Bones: I got a depression diagnosis years ago, but I ain't had a depressive episode in years and I’ve got good medication so it don't impact me that much these days.

Power Abuser: just because you aren't significantly impacted these days doesn't erase your place in the disabled community or your struggles!!!!

Dr. Bones: Thank’s Jim ❤️

Dr. Bones: By the way, Galia and Ben, once you settle into your quarters, you need to report to me so I can make sure I’ve got your medical records right and give you a quick exam. Same goes for Demora. I’ll make sure I’m the one to give the exam and talk for you two so you’ll get a familiar face. Christine will do the same for Demora, since she's a bit better with kids than I am. 

Nurse: She’ll be in good hands!

Husband Sulu: That's good to know 

Power Abuser: Best damn crew in the fleet and majority of us have disabilities 

Power Abuser: Not that our disabilities would be less valid if we weren't the best crew or if we couldn't work at all, but goddamn

Nurse: maybe it explains our success with first contact? we know how to accommodate ourselves and others, so accommodating to and for alien cultures is easy?

Summer Child: I believe you may be ‘on to something’, as Jim would say.

Power Abuser: Took the words right out of my mouth 

Summer Child: As we are typing, that expression does not make sense.

Power Abuser: lmao, love you too

Dr. Bones: Oh so you’re just doing this in the open now? 

Summer Child: I have idea what you mean, Doctor 

Dr. Bones: Not even a god could help me now. 

Leonard H. McCoy ⇒ James T. Kirk

 

Boned: So about that safe sex thing.

Jimmy: Bones I’m asexual.

Jimmy: I didn't realize it till me and Spock got together a few months ago. I like flirting and kissing and all that. I like casual hook ups and one night stands, I like that feeling of the need for intimacy being fulfilled quickly. But only in a casual sense. In an actual relationship I really don't need or really want sex. I’m happy too for Spock when he needs it every fucking 7 years for weird vulcan shit. But he doesn't particularly want it either. 

Jimmy: so yeah, we're really safe.

Jimmy: happy?

Boned: I’m honored and grateful that you trust me enough to tell me all that, and I’m proud of you for discovering yourself. 

Boned: You never need to justify yourself and your sexuality Jim. I believe you when it comes to your own identity, no explanation needed.

Boned: And yes, I’m happy. 

Boned: And be safe during Pon Farr season, I really don't wanna have to go through the records of how Spock was born to discover how horribly things could go wrong with Vulcan and Human sex.

Jimmy: we will dad 

Boned: Yeah yeah, go cuddle your boyfriend or whatever.

Jimmy: doctor’s orders?

Boned: Yeah, sure. 

Boned: And Jim?

Jimmy: yea?

Boned: Proud of you and Spock for figuring your shit out. And proud of you for finding yourself. Your a damn good captain, and it's nice to see you properly happy.

Jimmy: bones I will cry on you

Boned: Go cuddle your boyfriend sap.

Jimmy: I’M THE SAP???

Boned: ❤️

Notes:

so I planned to end this chapter before Jim and Bone's last convo, but I decided to put alll the sex talk in a single chapter.

bones is a softie i love him

next chapter is prob gonna be entirely mc chats lol

there are no disabilities depicted in this fic currently that i don't have myself, that being said everything is a spectrum of experiences and while i'm mostly gonna project my experiences that doesn't mean this should be taken as a representation of the entire experience!!

btw would you guy's be interested in an mc map of their server? i've been building one with mods and java, which i can't find a shelat mod so i might make one, but either way would you guys be interested in me releasing that?

Chapter 5: minecraft and trauma

Summary:

minecraft, jim angst(?), and spirk!!!!!!!!!!

contents: taxation without repersentation (/j), getting together, fluff, vague things that you can learn more about in the end note, references to the episode 'the naked times', talk of potential queer repression, jim kirk's refusal to ask for help, and debatable mind meld ethics

<a_d0ct3r> Theres a taxes document in my bank, you can use it to calculate your taxes 

<a_d0ct3r> You have calculators

<U_S_S_D0rk> you said there would be tax benefits for marriageee

<a_d0ct3r> Yeah, you can calculate your taxes combined instead of seperate

<1l1kespacesh1ps> the way that only helps jim and spock 

<1l1kespacesh1ps> me and ben share a business anyway and nyota doesnt make profit to split taxes on

<Languhura> I’m not? Married? 

<U_S_S_D0rk> ha, sucks to suck

<a_d0ct3r> I’ll research ancient tax laws and see

<a_d0ct3r> For now, you’ll live

<U_S_S_D0rk> sad ): 

<Checkoff_82767> i wrote laws in front of the court house too :3 

<NursingAHeadache> ‘Be taxed’ 

<NursingAHeadache> Wonderful. 

<axoscottl> I finished my museum by the way

<axoscottl> Come one come all

<b3nt3n> ‘Scotties Oddities’ is a wonderful name

<axoscottl> Thank ya!

 

<Languhura> Library done!!! Theres a few genuine book in there :) 

<VulcanOnTheShelf> I appreciate the poem. I have not had the chance to read it for a while.

<Languhura> Shit I probably should've warned you I put that in there.

<VulcanOnTheShelf> Do not worry. While I have not read the poem since the loss of my mother, it does not bring me sadness.

<VulcanOnTheShelf> I have missed it. 

<Languhura> <3 

<U_S_S_D0rk> did you have to put that interview in ;-;

<Languhura> HA

<U_S_S_D0rk> )))): i tried so harddddd

<Languhura> And it only made the rumors worse.

<U_S_S_D0rk> ):

<VulcanOnTheShelf> What interview is being referred to?

<A_D0Ct3R> HE DOESNT KNOW? 

<U_S_S_D0rk> dOn’T tElL hIm

<VulcanOnTheShelf> Jim, what are you not telling me.

<U_S_S_D0rk> nyota pls don't let them see those books 

<Languhura> Too late

<U_S_S_D0rk> damnit

<VulcanOnTheShelf> Ashaya, I am not upset with you for this. However, your response to the interview was highly suspicious. 

<U_S_S_D0rk> i tried s o  hard

<VulcanOnTheShelf> I can tell.

<a_d0ct3r> Ashaya???

<Languhura> Vulcan for beloved

<a_d0ct3r> Oh god they're being publically sappy.

<U_S_S_D0rk> .//////. thats what that means?

<Languhura> You didn't know???

<U_S_S_D0rk> SOMEBODY refused to tell meeee

<Languhura> omfg 

<VulcanOnTheShelf> I was intending to inform her at a later date. 

<U_S_S_D0rk> ok 1, fuck you <3 

<U_S_S_D0rk> 2, ty for gender

<VulcanOnTheShelf> There is no need to thank me for that Ashaya.

<U_S_S_D0rk> weLl now i know what that meAnS .////////.

<Languhura> Awwwwwwwwwwwwwe

<A_D0Ct3R> Gross

<Languhura> lmao 

 

<NursingAHeadache> hey nyota? can you meet me by the front of the bakery?

<Languhura> omw! I can't just teleport cause I’m out with Bramble. 

<NursingAHeadache> dw, give Bramble pets for me!

<Languhura> ofc ofc

<NursingAHeadache> I see you!

<Languhura> Just releashing Bramble, coming! 

<Languhura> ??

<Languhura> Boots?

<NursingAHeadache> Nyota, will you minecraft marry me?

<Languhura> holy shit

<Languhura> yes, ofc, yeah

<NursingAHeadache> (:

<Languhura> <3 

<NursingAHeadache> <3 

<Languhura> Why boots?

<NursingAHeadache> cause i could customize them and their wearable

<Languhura> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwe

<Languhura> Wait did Hikaru know???? Is that why he mentioned me and tax benefits?????

<NursingAHeadache> maybeeeeeee, I needed someone to help me build up confidence. 

<Languhura> I’ll have to thank him.

<Languhura> Soooo does this mean we're together?

<NursingAHeadache> i didn't think that far ahead uh

<NursingAHeadache> i’d like to be if you would

<Languhura> Yes, idiot. 

<NursingAHeadache> oh! (: 

<1L1Kespacesh1Ps> good job Chrissy

<NursingAHeadache> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ONLINE????

<1l1kespacesh1ps> since before either of you, I’ve been working on decorating? 

<Languhura> Why didn't I check the online list

<1l1kespacesh1ps> <: you two are very sweet

<NursingAHeadache> Thanks <3 

 

<Pea3hy_Gre6n> Pavel

<Pea3hy_Gre6n> Pavel 

<Checkoff_82767> Yeah?

<Pea3hy_Gre6n> do you like 

<Pea3hy_Gre6n> oceans

<Checkoff_82767> I guess? Why?

<Pea3hy_Gre6n> because i

<Pea3hy_Gre6n> am lost

<Pea3hy_Gre6n> in an ocean 

<Pea3hy_Gre6n> can i teleport to you

<Checkoff_82767> go ahead lol

<a_d0ct3r> Why did this require you asking about ocean enjoyment?

<Pea3hy_Gre6n> i don't know

<Pea3hy_Gre6n> i didn't think that far ahead

<Checkoff_82767> lmao 

<Checkoff_82767> i love this family

<Pea3hy_Gre6n> (: 

<a_d0ct3r> Never let Jim hear you say that I’ll be called a hypocrite for the rest of my days

<Pea3hy_Gre6n> noted, Pav we have blackmail on the old man

<Checkoff_82767> :D 

<a_d0ct3r> smh

 

The Enterprise

 

Power Abuser : so uh

Power Abuser: i don't wanna say this in front of the crew cause far too much personal info but i need help coming up with an excuse not to go down to this planet

Mother Uhura: Why?

Power Abuser: it's hard to explain

Power Abuser: but i promise there is like a 90% chance if we go down there we will bring back a virus that will make us drunk and freeze us to death. 

Dr. Bones: Okayyy, explain?

Power Abuser: aHh ok

Power Abuser: so um

Power Abuser: remember with the whole nero thing when i got kicked off for a bit and came back with scotty?

Scotty: Oh

Power Abuser: yeahhhh

Scotty: He told you about this?

Power Abuser: noooo

Power Abuser: so thats when i (and scotty later) met the old alternate spock. and when we first met he sorta mind melded with me? and i think he was trying to prove who he was or whatever which it didn't particularly help but s u r e

Power Abuser: so i still kinda remember a lot of his memories? including that this planet has a frozen drunk sickness on it

Mother Uhura: Right. Ok.

Summer Child: I will do a scan specifically for diseases, that should be enough to give us the excuse to not continue with the mission. 

Power Abuser: thank fuck, thanks spock

Summer Child: Of course.

Dr. Bones: And as soon as your done with that your coming to sick bay

Power Abuser: what? why??

Dr. Bones: So I can fucking scan you and make sure it didn't fuck with you in a way I didn't think to scan for before because you never told me!

Power Abuser: uGhhh fine

Summer Child: I can assist if necessary. 

Power Abuser: yes the hell you will i’m not going under the bones scanner without a body guard

Dr. Bones: Thank you for your faith in me

Power Abuser: ):< 

 

The Enterprise

 

Pilot Boi: Hey Jim? 

Power Abuser: mhm?

Pilot Boi: No pressure if you don't wanna talk about it, this is purely my own curiosity, what was the other universe like? The one the other Spock was from?

Power Abuser: oh! i actually desperately kinda wanna talk about this cause its so weird

Pilot Boi: Oh nice, continue then.

Power Abuser: so we were all older? i think me and bones still met at the academy, but i only know old spock’s perspective so no idea really. i actually worked my way up the ranks, i know that. which uh. not exactly how it happened! yk! 

Power Abuser: we still called bones ‘bones’, i can only assume it was the same story behind the nickname cause old spock didn't know where it came from

Summer Child: That is logical, seeing as I do not know the story now.

Power Abuser: you dont?????? 

Power Abuser: that's news to me

Power Abuser: anyway uh, what else was weird about the other universe 

Power Abuser: oh!!! the other nyota and the other spock never dated! i’m pretty sure that  nyota ended up with the other scotty actually? and the old spock and the other chapel dated for a bit too? and apart alternate me was stupid! because the old spock  knew that alternate me had a crush on him, apparently they’d made out before including the literal first time they met, but they just never fucking did anything about it??? and i don't think the other me even knew the feeling was mutual????? so that was really really motivating to ask my spock out sooner rather than later cause jesus

Power Abuser: also not-me had a son, and old spock had two siblings. and like half of this chat ended up as admirals

Power Abuser: also demora became a captain!

Power Abuser: also i think alternate me only used he/him? that or he never came out to anyone? which is sorta sad

Nurse: thats a lot of information 

Power Abuser: i have more! i have like an entire other persons life time in my head! i have lost track of which is mine before!

Dr. Bones: WHY HAVEN’T YOU SAID ANYTHING???

Power Abuser: never came up?

Dr. Bones: James I swear to god.

Power Abuser: full name ok

Power Abuser: i’m gonna go h i d e

Nurse: i’m a lesbian… was other me ok???

Mother Uhura: Probably not, but maybe sexuality isnt the same across universes 

Constellation: hey why wasn't i mentioned

Constellation: jimothy t. kirk why wasn't i mentioned

Power Abuser: jimothy??????

Constellation: y e s

Power Abuser: the other spock didn't have any memories of you so uh?

Constellation: what the fuck??????

 

James T. Kirk ⇒ Spock

 

Spock: Jim, would you be willing to come to my quarters?

Jim: always, what’s up?

Jim: god i wish we could just share quarters 

Spock: I believe I may be able to help with the issues that have been caused by the alternate me’s mind meld with you?

Jim: how?

Jim: i mean you know i’m always happy to do whatever telepathy stuff you like but how?

Spock: I believe I could help you box away the memories in your mind, so to speak.

Jim: ohh

Jim: what if they could be helpful tho? like today?

Spock: It would not remove the knowledge you have gained from them, only prevent you from confusing the memories with your own.

Jim: oh that’d be really helpful

Jim: out of curiosity, is this something you always could've done?

Spock: If you had made me aware of the issue, yes.

Jim: i see

Jim: i’m sorry

Spock: You have nothing to apologize for Ashaya, I understand your difficulties with reaching out for help. I hope this will help you with accepting help in the future.

Spock: I, along with many others on the ship, care for you deeply. You are allowed to express vulnerability and a need for support. 

Jim: i’m gonna get tears on your shirt and it’a gonna be your fault

Jim: headed your way

Jim: ilysm

Spock: I love you too th’y’la

Notes:

hiya!!! Soo this is the end of the spirk saga! they'll still be around, but its time to get back to chekov for a bit

more importantly!
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1sHFvDZ0NkuXcTHnQvxG2EKvkdO9i_qkV/view?usp=sharing
That link goes to a file, which if saved and loaded into a curseforge profile, will give you the modpack and, if you click play, the world I built to give myself a better idea of their minecraft world! Theres also a bunch of easter eggs!! most of which are mentioned in this chapter, but not all! if you decide to look around it, pls pls pls leave a comment cause i really wanna know if you guy's can find the hidden chapter (very small chapter but still!)

byee!

Chapter 6: the good days

Summary:

cw; some medical talk, talk of fate and that sorta thing, small follow up on last chapters sexuality/gender discussion, talk of ableism and assistive technology, and a slightly ominous ending

This is the end of this fic's set up fun, if you don't wanna continue reading this fic when I get into more serious plot stuff then finish reading on 'Top Cadet: 😊' if you don't wanna be left on a cliffhanger.

Montgomery C.J Scott has made a server

Big Hikaru K. Sulu showed up!

Live long and prosper, Ben Sulu

Christine Chapel made it here at warp 5! 

Galia Tendi just slid into the server.  

Phasers at the ready, Nyota Uhura was transported aboard!

Montgomery C.J Scott changed 5 nicknames.

 

Scotty: I’ve gathered you here today for a discussion 

Scotty: I think I excluded everyone who’d be uncomfortable with these topics, but if I got it wrong feel free to leave. 

Scotty: Have ya seen the photo Ambassador Spock left to our Spock?

Hikaru: Yes. Holy shit are we finally gonna talk about the fact that those people don't look like us?

Scotty: I canae say for sure, they seemed much older than we are. But yes.

Nyota: No I can say for sure 

Nyota: Kirk’s eyes are a different color. Also, if you scan their ages, our Chekov is younger in comparison to us. Only by like 2-3 years, but still. I think McCoy may also be older in comparison but I haven't double checked.

Scotty: Don't that prove Ambassador Spock’s theory wrong?

Ben: What theory?

Scotty: That he time traveled back in time.

Galia: the weird hole he traveled through could've been a dimensional rift. scientists were never sure, and the investigation was shut down when ambassador spock made his official reports

Nyota: Maybe that's why he came through later. Time could work differently between dimensions. 

Chrissy: i always brushed off the differences between our spock and ambassador spock’s medical scans as an age thing

Ben: So instead of traveling back in time, he traveled to an adjacent dimension or timeline or whatever. 

Scotty: Aye

Nyota: I read through Ambassador Spock’s reports when they first came out. The timeline's probably diverged when the U.S.S Franklin crashed like 100 or so years ago.

Hikaru: Why’s everything so similar to his original universe than?

Scotty: The Franklin ain’t a particularly important ship. It made history for its warp drive sure, but it ain’t a vessel that got much action before the crash, and it was mostly a trophy.

Chrissy: but just enough to slightly nudge our reality out of sync with his!!

Scotty: Aye!

Ben: This is very exciting discovery and I will enjoy seeing the arguments on who gets to put their name first on the paper, but as the only non fleet person here I gotta ask

Ben: So what?

Nyota: So we don't have a plan

Chrissy: if it had been time travel, medical things would've stayed true. say someone was genetically dispositioned for something like alzheimer's, that’d remain true here even if the person didn't know. so if someone was basically doomed to that by ambassador spock’s reports, now we know that they might not be!

Chrissy: everyone born before jim no longer have their medical records set in stone 

Nyota: And say you believe in soulmates. The soulmates predicted in Ambassador Spock’s reports might not be the same in this universe as in his! Like how in the other universe me and Scotty ended up together, but in our universe I’m quite happy with Christine.

Nyota: No offense Scotty

Scotty: None taken, I’m pretty sure I’m acearo anyway

Chrissy: awwwwwe nyotaaaaa

Nyota: shhhhhh

Ben: I don't know if thats comforting or not tbh

Ben: Like, yay free will but also boo no security net of predictions

Hikaru: We’ll have to wait and see I guess

Galia: this explains so much

Nyota: How so?

Galia: i’m like 99% sure i was never born in the other universe 

Galia: i don't think orions even joined the federation, my family was probably still out there mistress of the winter constellation-ing

Nyota: Mistress of the winter constellation?????

Galia: :) 

Nyota: ????????

Chrissy: what did you mean by people who’d be uncomfortable btw?

Scotty: I didn't think the captain would enjoy more discussions of this stuff, or that Mr. Spock would be fond of the topics at hand considering his relationship to  and the passing of the ambassador. As for the doctor, he's one of the ‘big three’ so to say, felt odd to include him but not the other three. Chekov was a lucky guess, if I remember right the lad’s birthday was while we were on the Franklin, and I thought it might come up. 

Chrissy: smart smart

Ben: Off topic but while I’ve got you, Demora’s real excited to meet everyone. Especially you Scotty.

Scotty: I’m real excited to meet the lass! Bring er down to engineering any time!

Hikaru: Gtk!!!

 

The Enterprise

 

Husband Sulu: Demora wants me to show off the modifications Scotty made to her aac device

Husband Sulu: demora-aac.jpg

Scotty: That was just with what I had lyin around, you should see what I can do with more plannin

Dr. Bones: Any upgrades a good upgrade, the fact those things haven't gotten an upgrade for ages is annoyin as all else. 

Scotty: Couldn't agree more

Husband Sulu: Honestly yeah. 

Scotty: Mosta the advancements in recent times have been focused on faster warp, better ships, stronger phases, more efficient replicators, that sorta stuff. Other tech has been sorta deemed good enough, including accessibility tech.

Scotty: My specialty and true love lies in the belly of a ship, but even I can see more effort should be put into accessibility. And I’m a good enough engineer to help with it where I can.

Husband Sulu: You're the best of us Scotty.

Scotty: It ain’t anythin more than common sense really.

Summer Child: Apologies for the interruption, but I have a proposal.

Scotty: Dw! Go ahead!

Summer Child: We have gotten news that cadet Jaylah will be graduating from the academy soon. Perhaps it is time we invite her to this chat.

Scotty: A wonderful ideal commander! It has been a while since I gotta talk with the lass! 

Power Abuser: oh hell yeah! i wonder if we can get her assigned to the enterprise. last i checked her grades were good enough for it

Summer Child: Considering her history with the enterprise and her above average grades it would be a reasonable assignment, perhaps if a request was put in. 

Power Abuser: already on it!!!

Power Abuser: anyway!! sending her an invite

 

Jaylah joined. You must construct additional pylons. 

Power Abuser changed 1 nicknames

 

Top Cadet: hi!!!!!!! 

Scotty: Jaylah! 

Top Cadet: mongomery scotty!!!! 

Power Abuser: you can scroll up for intros to know whos who, tho it might be a lot of scrolling 

Top Cadet: i already did 😃hello james t!!!!!!!!

Power Abuser: hi jaylah!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Scotty: Out of curiosity, are me and Jim the only ones with specific nicknames? 

Top Cadet: so far 😉

Power Abuser: who taught you emojis?

Top Cadet: my roommate! 

Power Abuser: do cadets use emojis instead of the little text faces these days?

Dr. Bones: Joanna doesn't use emoji's, does that help the data?

Power Abuser: interesting

Power Abuser: well! 

Power Abuser: nice! 

Top Cadet: 😊

 

Leonard H. McCoy ⇒ James T. Kirk

 

Boned: Jim, I need a favor. Like, the kind that’d erase any favor debt you have to me basically forever.

Jimmy: ofc, anything

Boned: I didn’t expect you to agree so fast

Jimmy: you seem serious, i wanna help

Boned: Thanks Jimbo

Jimmy: always, what do you need me to do?

Boned: I need you to sign and push through some paperwork, and for us to head to earth asap. 

Jimmy: ofc, send it to my padd. were supposed to be on shore leave in a few weeks anyway, i’ll push it up and make sure it’s on earth 

Boned: Your a life saver. 

 

Child support group

 

McCoy: Chek, wanna meet your little sister?

Child: huh?

Child: sure?

McCoy: Great, you’ll see her in a few days

Child: i’m so confused

Galia: damn doc you’ve really accepted the father role

McCoy: I didn’t really think about that. 

McCoy: Whoops. 

Child: if anyone were gonna actually adopt me i’d like if it were you

McCoy: oh

McCoy: Gtk.

Galia: pfffffffff

 

Leonard H. McCoy ⇒ James T. Kirk

 

Boned: Also I won the Chekov adoption wars. 

Jimmy: what??

Jimmy: alSO bones are these forms what i think they are?

Boned: I don’t know what you think they are, so maybe?

Jimmy: :D i’m so excited

Notes:

hi!!!!! so! with this chapters finish, it's time for some more plot. I've already set up a lot of stuff obviously, but now it's time to get serious-er and really get into it. sooooooooooo i hope you guys enjoy!

also, day I post this is my birthday! i'm offically an adult! and still writing fanfic! i'm so happy about that /gen <:

Chapter 7: 10 years ago

Summary:

its the flashback episode! with the bonus forced age stating to clarify ages

cw; tarsus iv references (nothing directly stated but yk. its tarsus.), toxic relationships, bad parenting, abandoment, implied deaths, sibling and family implied deaths, slight religion mentions, really shitty parenting and parents

and before we get into this, a very special warning: if i see any of you saying bones did nothing wrong in this chapter i need you to reassess severely. this is written to show that bones and jocelyn were toxic to eachother. jocelyn may be slightly worse, but bones is not without fault. that doesnt mean this is a bones salt fic!! he is a good person during the main time, 10 years *after* all of this. people change.

S’chn T’gai Family

 

Spocko: Mother wants me to alert everyone that dinner will be served in ten minutes.

Bock: me and mice may be late!

Burnt Ham: sybock call me mice one more time i swear 

Bock: it makes more sense then mike!

Burnt Ham: don’t call me that either!

Spocko: Mother wants to know why you will be late.

Burnt Ham: cause we went out exploring

Bock: cause mice got us lost

Burnt Ham: i did not!

Spocko: I will alert Mother. 

Burnt Ham: sybock 

Bock: mice

Burnt Ham: i’m going to burry you in the sand till your 20

Bock: thats only like 7 months

Burnt Ham: ok, till i’m 20

Bock: eh, i can survive 3 years

Burnt Ham: till spocks 20

Bock: ooo scary 5 whole years

Spocko: I did not consent to my age being used in this manner.

Bock: good job spock

Mom: I’m sending your father to fetch you two.

Bock: ughhhhhhhh

Burnt Ham: thank you mom ;-;

Sarek: Please share your location through your padds. 

Bock: whyy

Burnt Ham: on it

Sarek: Why are your names currently listed so informally? 

Spocko: Because they are what Mother refers to as ‘bullies’. 

Sarek: Fascinating. 

 

George S. Kirk ⇒ James T. Kirk

 

Sam: I hope your doing ok, i wish i could’ve come with

Sam: It’s been months 

Sam: It sucks that tarsus doesn’t have connection

Sam: Your gonna get so many notifications from me when you do get connection

Sam: Frank still sucks, nothing new there.

Sam: One of the barn cats had kittens though!

Sam: Dotty had 6 tiny kittens and their so cute jt 

Sam: kittens.jpg

Sam: We named them spot, polka, splotch, dapple, com, and puck

Sam: I cant wait for you to meet them

Sam: Anyway i’ve gotta get on the ship to go to the academy!!!!!!!!! 

Sam: Ill introduce you to them when you get back next summer

 

Sarek ⇒ Amanda S. Grayson

 

Husband: Please occupy Spock for the time being.

Wife: Ok

Wife: Why?

Wife: Sarek??

Husband: There was an accident with Micheal.

Husband: I am unsure whether Vulcan physicians will have adequate knowledge to heal her biology.

Wife: Fuck. 

 

Hikaru K. Sulu ⇒ Ben Pykara

 

Hikaru: bennnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Ben: hikaruuuuuuuuuu

Hikaru: im at your windowwwwwwwwwww

Ben: we’re adults you can just come through the front door

Hikaru: 18 is barely adults, and i don’t wanna have to tell your mother i’m planning to go make out with her son

Ben: fair enough, i’ll open the window

Hikaru: thank youuuu <3 

 

Elisey G. Chekov ⇒ Andrei E. Chekov

 

Mom: hiiii

Andrei: Hi Pavel

Mom: how did you know?

Andrei: Your grandmother uses different grammar.

Mom: ohh

Mom: hi papa!

Mom: when are you coming home?

Andrei: Next week.

Mom: ok

Andrei: Are you being good for your grandmother?

Mom: yes!

Andrei: Good.

Mom: love you papa!!

Andrei: Thank you Pavel.

 

George S. Kirk ⇒ James T. Kirk

 

Sam: Oh my god your gonna be 14 next summer

Sam: Stop growing up

 

Elisey G. Chekov ⇒ Andrei E. Chekov

 

Mom: Your son keeps breaking my padds security. Even your brother was better behaved by this age.

Andrei: When he is eight I will be able to take him on my work trips, mother.

Mom: Wonderful, 2 more years of this shit. 

Andrei: Apologies. 

 

Honey J. McCoy ⇒ Leonard H. McCoy

 

Jocelyn: Come home. 

Leonard: What’s up?

Jocelyn: I want to go out with my friends, someone needs to watch Joanna. 

Leonard: My shift’s over in an hour, can’t it wait?

Jocelyn: No. 

Leonard: Well I can’t just leave the damn hospital cause you wanna get drunk.

Leonard: When’s it my turn to go get drunk, huh?

Jocelyn: Do you want the list?

Leonard: No. 

Jocelyn: You have a 4 year old at home, be a good father.

Leonard: I am being, I’m at work to provide for my daughter and bitch of a wife.

Jocelyn: Oh fuck you.

Leonard: I’d love to.

Jocelyn: If you don’t come home I’m leaving Joanna on her own.

Leonard: Jesus Christ I’m coming.

Jocelyn: Your 23 Leonard, you should be better than this. 

Leonard: You’re 26! What about you?!

Leonard: I swear to god Josie. (unsent)

Leonard: Real mature, block me again. (unsent)

 

The great Uhura’s!!

 

Nya: Grammy dropped me off!!! i’m here!!

Nya: at terminal 6! 

Nya: hello? 

 

Honey J. McCoy ⇒ Leonard H. McCoy

 

Jocelyn: I’m sorry. I love you.

Leonard: I love you too.

 

The great Uhura’s!!

 

Nya: hello??

Nya: the security guards are getting worried

Nya: they said they can’t just leave a 16 year old sitting on their own for hours

Nya: and that your shuttle never came in

Nya: i don’t know what to do 

Nya: the guards called Grammy

Nya: come home 

Nya: please 

 

Friendship is Test Answers

 

Scottish: Those damned beagles keep wakin’ me up. 

Scottish: I need to move. 

 

Chapels

 

Chrissy: i dont wanna go to church 

Mama: It’s important for girls your age.

Chrissy: my age???

Dad: Nearing adulthood.

Chrissy: okkk but i still have 9 months before i’m legally an adult

Chrissy: soooo i have plenty of time to go another week

Milo: does that mean i  don’t have to go? i have like 5 years to do the make up work

Mama: Christine and Melissa Chapel, get ready for church.

Chrissy: ok

Milo: finee 

 

George S. Kirk ⇒ James T. Kirk

 

Sam: jt?

Jimmy: don’t fucking call me that

Sam: ok

Sam: i won’t

Sam: when did you learn to swear?

Jimmy: go away

Sam: no

Jimmy: why

Sam: cause your my little brother, and i love you

Jimmy: bit late there

Sam: james

Jimmy: yeah?

Sam:  let me into your damn room

Sam: i need to hug you

Jimmy: ok

 

Galia Tendi ⇒ Astrea Tendi

 

Gal: mommmmmmmmmmmmm

Mom: hii

Gal: helppppppp

Mom: whyyyy?

Gal: i’m stuck in the jefferies tubes 

Mom: again?

Gal: mhm

Mom: why i decided raising my 13 yo on a star ship was a good idea i’ll never know

Gal: <: 

 

Friendship is Test Answers

 

Scottish: Ok I know how this looks

Notes:

i couldn't find a smooth way to get scotty and demora's ages in, so putting it here:
scotty is 23 during this and 33 during main time, demora is 14 during main timeline. shes adopted and was adopted at age 8!

there was also a draft of this where in scotty's groupchat a certain s. kirk showed up, sooo up to you guys if scotty and sam where friends back in the day. unless i decide to bring sam into this more prominently

also! as you may have noticed, there are some oc's here out of necessity. that being all of christines family and chekov's grandma. milo may be mentioned again but none of them will ever show up again

welcome to my aos verisons of backstories! nyota is realitively identical to canon, same with jim (though hes never technically confirmed to have gone to tarsus in aos), and bones and scotty. Galia, christine, and sulu had literally no cannon to base off so yk. spock is the only one with a major change because its the only way to add micheal without anyone knowing about micheal, since the red angel stuff isnt gonna happen in this au. also it makes spock's defensiveness over his humanity and his mother hurt even more.

Notes:

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