A Fun Filled Tour

by JewelofGems27

Summary:

Two entrusts their contestants to show their lovers around the show grounds as they set up for the elimination and challenge.

Notes:

I’ve been hooked on a ship I made

“OHH! How many more floors? And why are we up here?”

Marker whined as the small group walked down the hall of the hotel. Gaty mostly just ignored him as she kept walking at the front. Golfball was about to snap at him, but was stopped by Tennisball placing an artificial hand on her shoulder. Fanny just sighed as she continued to walk, Lighting broke and flew over to the purple capped boy.

”Two told us to give their guests a good tour of the competition grounds while they set up for the next challenge.”he explained as he flew to be behind Marker. Said boy did an ‘oh’ shape with his mouth before going silent.

”I HATE Giving Tours! But.. if we have to.”Fanny groaned as she shook her head. All of them just woke up and got dressed, by Fanny was still tired and wanted to go back to sleep. “How much longer until we’re at their room?!”

”Right now! Cause we made it.”Gaty said as she stopped in front of a green door. “Now all we need to do is kno-“

”LETS GOOO!”Marker yelled as he snatched the key to the room from Gaty's sweater pocket. She scrambled to stop him but she was too late, as Marker already unlocked the door.

Fanny then ran past them, with Gaty trying to stop them but failing.

”RISE AND SHINE!”

After Fanny’s out burst, the once sleeping people on the bed all screamed and practically jumped like frightened cats.

MePhone yelped as he fell flat and face first onto the carpet. Gamey tried to steady himself, but he failed and fell backwards onto the floor, taking the blanket that was wrapped around his leg with him. Calculator and Crayon Box both shot up at the same time, almost bumping heads before gripping at the sheets.

”Oh my bad.”Fanny chuckled nervously as she backed back out the room. Gaty sighed as she pushed pass the group she brought along.

”Sorry about that. Someone Doesn't Know How To Knock.”she spat out as she shot a small glare at Marker, who just slid out of the room. She then sighed as she walked over to help MePhone up off the floor. Luckily his screen face wasn’t cracked, just slightly dirty from the carpet.

“It’s fine.. wouldn’t be the first time.”MePhone groaned as he rubbed at the back of his head. “What do you guys want?.. It’s like six am.”he yawned as he stood up and walked over to the dresser.

“Oh right. Two wanted us to give you guys a tour of the grounds, since they’ll be too busy preparing for the elimination and challenge.”Lightning explained as he flew to the other side of the bed, helping Gamey stand up. “So, I guess that makes us your personal tour guides today.”

“Uh-huh.. can it wait till after we fully wake up..?”Calculator yawned, leaning his head on Crayon Box’s shoulder and wrapping his arms around her waist. She just chuckled as she put his glasses on his face.

”Mostly you.”Gamey quipped with a soft chuckle, poking at Calculator’s nose. Calculator gave him a small glare, but it fell after Crayon Box gave him a small kiss on the forehead.

”You guys mind?”she then pushed Calculator off of her and into Gamey, making both of them fall onto the floor. The two groaned out of pain and annoyance, while CB hopped off the bed and shrugged.

”Yep. Come on guys.”Gaty said, waiting for her friends to leave the room before closing the door behind her. “Alright. Now we just go down to the front and wait.”

”And that will give us time to go over the schedule!”Golfball added, walking up ahead of the group. The others besides Tennis ball stop in their tracks. The armless duo turned to the other three, giving them a confused look. “What?”

”What schedule? Two didn’t give us one.. did they?”Marker asked, scratching at his chin, genuinely confused.

”That’s why Golfball made one!”TB smiled, summoning out his yellow-greenish hologram like arm, holding up a folder labeled ‘Host Schedule’. “We thought it would make things go smoother! Seeing that this is their first day on our filming grounds.”

”Wait, so. We just have to.. follow this schedule you guys made?”Lightening asked, flying over to TB and taking the folder to read it over.

“I HATE Schedules!”Fanny groaned as she pushed past the two and into the elevator. Everyone then squeezed into the elevator.

 

The small group had been waiting at the front of the hotel for about half an hour. They didn’t mind how long it took, doing their own activities to past the time. Gaty's head perked up when she heard the door to the hotel open. She sat up from her seat and walked up to the four hosts.

”There you are! Are you guys ready for your tour?”she asked, giving them all a welcoming smile.

”Oh right. That.”MePhone said, leaning on Calculator. “I’d say yes?”

”Great! Now everyone take a folder!”Golfball said, shoving color coded folders into the hosts hands. She crossed her hologram like arms over her chest, clearly proud of herself. “Now. Gaty will tour Crayon Box. Marker and Lightening will tour with Calculator. TB will take Gamey, and I will take MePhone. No arguments.”

“Oh. Okay?”Gamey tilted his head in confusion, turning to his partners for an answer, but was given just as confused looks.

”Greaaaat! Let'z gooooo!”Marker cheered, grabbing Calculator’s arm and dragging him along. Calculator just followed them, but was trying to get his arm away from Marker’s grip. It felt like three seconds before he realized he was far from the hotel and surrounded by new people.

”Oh. Hey. One of Two’s partners.”Tree said as he walked up next to Calculator, who was straightening his glasses. Tree took his hand and shook it. “Welcome to the place. This our team for the season.”he said as he motioned to the people around.

”Huh? Oh. Yeah. That’s.. interesting.”his head was still dizzy from the sudden travel. Once his vision cleared, he looked around at the six people around him. “So I’m guessing there’s a reason why you guys hang around the show’s recovery center?”he said, pointing at the giant machine he was next to.

”Well. Yeah. We’re Death P.A.C.T Again.”Black Hole said, getting closer, but not so close that he’ll kill them all. “We’re all about preventing death that happens around here.”

”Yeah. And we’re all experts at it.”Remote said in her robotic-static voice, crossing her arms to show how proud she was.

”Like that?”Calculator deadpanned, pointing over to Ice Cube, who was quickly melting down while screaming out in pain. The team just watched in disbelief as the girl was fully a puddle. “Great at death preventing huh?”

”Grr.”Tree groaned, walking past the group and typing Ice Cube’s name into the recovery center.

’ICE CUBE’

The pale blue girl fell out of the slot onto her face, and just stayed there for a second before standing up and just walking away like nothing happened.

”Oh boy.”Calculator rubbed the bridge of his nose.

 

”So.. you guys just have a big balance beam in your canal?”Crayon Box asked, tilting her head up so she could see more of the beam from her height.

”Well. I guess we do. It was used back in season, maybe will be used this season. But for now, yeah.”Gaty explained, walking up next to the hostess to look up at the beam with her.

”Ga-Ty! The-re You Are!”Pin yelled out running up to the periwinkle skinned girl with a smile. Gaty returned that smiled when she saw her and the rest of their team.

”Oh hey! And Two’s Hot Lady Lover.”Coiny joked. After he did, he was glared down by Doughnut and Needle. “What? Am I wrong?”he tried to defend himself.

“Say what?”Crayon Box finally turned to face the team.

”Nothing. Nothing.”Needle reassured her, patting her shoulder before giving a small glare to Coiny, who just whistled and walked off.

Golfball was busy asking MePhone questions and organizing her small desk she set up in the field. MePhone just sat on a chair, tapping his finger on his face-screen, checking messages and texts on his face. He was then grabbed by the arm and stood up.

”See TV! It’s Two’s Boyfriend! A Fellow Mechanical Mind!”Robot Flower said as she turned MePhone to look at TV.

”Oh My Satellite. That must mean Two is with our cause.”TV’s said, his screen showing his smiling face.

”Ohhhh. So you’re the ones Two says I’ll probably get along with.”MePhone said, closing his apps and offering a smile to the two robots.

”Hey! Robot Flower! You’re No Longer On This Team!”Golfball yelled, running up in between her and TV. “Now Shoo!”

”Wha?! Can’t A Girl Communicate With A Fellow Machine?”she rebutted, now starting a small argument with the two girls. TV and MePhone just stood their and watched as the two bickered.

“Oh. Hey, babe.”Gamey walked up to MePhone, laying his head on his shoulder. “What are they arguing about?”

”Something, something, machines.”MePhone shrugged, putting his arm around Gamey’s torso. The two just watched as TB tried to break up the fighting girls while TV had a score board on his screen. The duo then heard a familiar pop sound and turned  their heads around.

”Hello, my Angels!”Two smiled, stretching their arms to grab and pull MePhone and Gamey into a hug. “Did you guys have a lovely tour?”

”It was.. Something. I got to learn that there’s a whole land of giant humans.”Gamey shrugged, crossing his arms as he looked over at the still bickering group. “Also those two don’t like each other. Probably.”

“Uh-huh. Wait where are-“

”Over here.”Calculator spoke as he and Crayon Box walked up to them. Two also stretched their arms out to hug the two. Calculator had to hold his glasses down so they wouldn’t fall off his face.

”Well. I’m glad you all had a good time! But now, it’s time to host the elimination!”Two cheered, clapping their hands and sending everyone to the top of the hotel. “So let’s get started!”

Notes:

If anyone who reads these to the end, thank you.
And you can request scenarios for me to right with these guys. It can be either fluff, smut, angst. But I do have limits.
Thanks for reading

Series this work belongs to:

• Part 2 of PolyHost Stories