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Toono was tired. Every month the club kept harassing him about his sex life ( even tho’ he didn't have one). It was sometimes exhausting pretending to date a guy he didn't even like. Don't get him wrong he thought Kashima was a nice guy, maybe even a friend but he didn't like him that way.
BZZZ BZZZ BZZZ
His alarm went off. Toono didn't even close his eyes tonight, this happened a lot. He would get lost in thought and couldn't sleep. Well, there's no point in crying about it, he has a test today, he already gave up on studying. Even Yacchan or Kashima couldn't help him, he was a lost cause when it came to maths.
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He finished the test. Hell, he might manage to get a 40/100 maybe even a 50 if he's lucky. He dreads going to club activities, the only thing he does is watch men have sex with each other. As he was walking he felt a hand creep up his shoulder.
“Hey, Toono going to the club room?”
It was Kashima of course who else would it be?
“Uh yeah, wait did you hear about that project happening next week? The teachers told us something about it but I wasn't listening.”
Kashima still had his hand on Toono's shoulder, it was starting to get uncomfortable. His hand was heavy.
“Oh yeah, it's going to be kinda like a theatre, all of the classes need to come up with a play and present it for the other classes.”
A presentation is the last thing he needs right now. Toono groans quietly as they finally reach the club room's door and slowly open it scared of what might lie behind it. Thankfully everyone still had clothes on. Well except for Yuri but that was expected.
“Hello Toono, Kashima you're late! We were going to discuss the project everyone needs to do next week. I was thinking of doing an original story! About a boy who……………
He kept talking. Toono wasn't interested in the president's story. He just wanted to sleep. His head was starting to slip off his hand. He decided to sit on the couch next to Shikitani, ignoring the fact it was probably full of all different kinds of bodily fluids.
The bell finally rang and it was over. This day was much more bearable than some of the other ones he had to endure at least he didn't have to watch the club members doing god knows what.
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And he was back in class. It was the next day, thankfully Toono got some sleep though it was only 4 hours It was better than nothing right?
His class decided to do the classic play of Romeo and Juliet. The problem, all of them were guys. So they decided to distribute the rolls in a basket. Most people got “Tree” or whatever other roles there were.
Toono got Juliet.
Huh
‘Wait I can't be Juliet!!! That's a role for Yacchan or something!’ Panicked he looked around.
“OKAYY soooo who got Romeo and who got Juliet???????? PUT YA HANDS UP” asked the class president, leaning over the teacher's table
He didn't have a choice so he slowly lifted his hand. But someone else also did. He didn't know them. Thank god, if he had to do this play with someone he knew he would have just killed himself right then and there.
“Umm, I got Romeo…” Sheepishly said the unknown classmate.
“And I got Juliet…..”