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"Here we are at Sea World, Betty," he said so thoughtfully, so emphathetically. Betty was mad. Her breasts were sore because she was ragging it hardcore. Winter King was very excited to be at Sea World. He jumped up and down and clapped at every fish tank and screamed and laughed on every ride.
"Boy, does the Winter King love the Disney world of fish." Betty was disgusted. She hates fish.
Winter turned to her, making little gill movements with his hands on his jaw and said, "What's wrong, dear?"
And Betty said, "You inconsiderate microwaved piece of soap. You know I hate fish more than I hate myself even. Please, let's go."
Winter got sad. He said, "But Betty, I won free tickets to Sea World and knew I should take you. It was just bound for us. It was a couples' ticket anyways. We're on a date Betty! Besides look, the fish love you!"
Betty turned to see all the fish in the tanks gathered, looking at her. She felt her hat ribbon twitch. "No... no... this... this is impossible.. this can't be. THIS IS THE WRONG ANIME NANI KURE WHY IS THIS HAPPENING DOSHITE I'M NOT A FUCKING FISH DON'T TOUCH ME!"
She pulled her pants up and ran screaming, using her fins as air paddles to propel herself forward.
Winter laughed and chased after her with arms wide open, it was a peaceful day.