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More More Jump!
5:18 pm
Minorinrin🎶: Wheeee!!!! practice was so fun!!!!
GayPengus🐧: I'm glad you enjoyed today, Minori. You did very well today.
Minorinrin🎶: Ehehehe... that means alot coming from you Haruka-chan!!!
NotHappyEveryday: I think we all did very well! The numbers on stream are slowly increasing, let's squeeze every last drop out of our viewers
Shizuku: ggggggggggGGGgzghshzhzhz
Minorinrin🎶: EHHHHH??
Minorinrin🎶: shizuku-chan are you okay!?!?!?
GayPengus🐧: Shizuku, you good?
NotHappyEveryday: if I could sigh on this app...
NotHappyEveryday: eont worry, shizuku is okay. she just doesn't know how to use a phone...
Minorinrin🎶: ah, okay then!! I know Shizuku-chan, it can seem hard at first but it's actually pretty easy!!!
GayPengus🐧: I hope so, Minori. Though, this is Shizuku we're talking about. The same Shizuku who almost broke our tripod despite her not even being there...
NotHappyEveryday: HHHH don't remind me,, I was so scared i was gonna have to replace it
Shizuku: Yes we all did very well! We should celebrate this soon! Uh- Airi-chan, how do you turn this off? Turn what off, SHIZUKU WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR PHONE!?! N-nothing, I just pressed that text to speech button and it won't stop- Ugh, okay, give me that I- Airi-chan you're so smart!
Minorinrin🎶: WEHHHHH!?!? AAAA what happened guys!!!???!!!!!
Minorinrin🎶: IS EVERYTHING OKAY SHIZUKU-CHAN!! AIRI-SENPAI???
GayPengus🐧: Is everything alright on your end, Shizuku?
NotHappyEveryday: YEAAAA.... Shizuku discovered text to speech but for some reason it wasn't turning off. I taught her how to do it... so her messages should be coherent now.
NotHappyEveryday: Though I'm seriously considering training a pigeon to carry all letters to her...
Minorinrin🎶: Wow Airi-senpai!!!!! That is so romantic of you!!!
Minorinrin🎶: You can deliver love letters to Shizuku-senpai!!
NotHappyEveryday: WHAT WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ROMANCE!!!!!! ITS STRICTLY FOR BUSINESS PURPOSES!!!!!!!!
GayPengus🐧: Yea, sure Airi-senpai...
NotHappyEveryday: UGH wipe that smug smirk off your face Kiritani. How could you two bully your senior like this!
NotHappyEveryday: Anyway you literally have gay in your name!!!!
GayPengus🐧: While yes, it is true that I am gay, I don't let it permeate my every second. I believe the term is called 'Gay Panic'. What you are experiencing right now is more likely a 'Gay Breakdown'?
NotHappyEveryday: I swear when I see you next... I'll be the one who'll have the perfect smile...
GayPengus🐧: Oh, pray-tell, what does that mean, Momoi-san?
NotHappyEveryday: I'm going to deck you so hard you no longer CAN smile.
Minorinrin🎶: what
Minorinrin🎶: WHAaaaaaAAAAAAAAT!!!111!!!!!!?!?!!11!!
Minorinrin🎶: YOU CANT DO THAT AIRI-SENPAI!!!!!!! HARUKA-CHAN'S FACE IS A GIFT FROM KAMI-SAMA YOU CANT DESTROY SUCH PERFECTION!!!! HARUKA-CHAN SHOULD NOT BE HARMED I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO TOUCH EVEN A SKIN CELL OF HER BEAUTIFUL FACE
Minorinrin🎶: HARUKA-CHAN WORKED SO HARD TO GET HER SMILE BACK ITS VERY IMPORTANT TO HER!!!! SINCE ITS SO IMPORTANT TO HER I WONT LET YOU DO THAT!!!! I MEAN THIS ISNT TO SAY HARUKA-CHAN'S FACE IS THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT, I CARE ABOUJT HER EMOTIONS TOO AND SHELL BE SO HURT IF YOU DO THAT AIRI-SENPAI!!!OF COURSE HER FACE ISNT THE ONLY THING I FIND BEAUTIFUL ABOUT HER I ALSO THINK HER SERIOUS AND CALM BUT SILLY PERSONALITY IS VERY PRETTY BUT IF YOU HURT HER THEN SHE WONT GET TO SHOW HER PERSONALITY ANYMORE AND I SWEAR THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN!!!!
Shizuku: oh my...
Shizuku: can you ever defend me like that Airi-chan?
NotHappyEveryday: Shii, i already have... don't you remember Cheerful*Days...
Shizuku: cAN YOU DO IT AGAIN!!
NotHappyEveryday: Geez, okay Shizuku!! Next time when the opportunity presents itself. Also, no need to shout into your phone!!
Shizuku: YAY!!! AIRI-CHAN IS LIKE MY PRINCESS-KNIGHT IN SHINING PINK ARMOR!!!
NotHappyEveryday: SHIZUKU WHAT!!!!
GayPengus🐧: oh, minori... you're so sweet
GayPengus🐧: uh-Okay bye everyone!!!! I have some... homework to clear!!!
GayPengus🐧 went offline
Minorinrin🎶: WAA bye Haruka-chan!!!
NotHappyEveryday: WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH what was that about not having gay panic!?! This is a full blown gay destruction from the put-together Kiritani!
Minorinrin🎶: OH NOO DID I GO TOO FAR IM SORRY HARUKA-CHANNN!!!! I JUST CARE ABOUY YOU ALOT AND I DONT WANT TO SEE YOU SCARED/SAD
NotHappyEveryday: don't worry Minori, you didn't put her off...
NotHappyEveryday: you did the opposite in fact... Im pretty sure you turned her on
Shizuku: huh? But Haruka-chan isn't a lightbulb! How does she turn on?
Minorinrin🎶: hm, I don't know either, Shizuku-chan! But Airi-senpai is really smart, maybe that's a phrase she learnt from elsewhere!!!!
NotHappyEveryday: Yea... lets call it that
***
Haruka slammed her phone down into her bed and touched her cheek. She stared into the mirror, and noticed the growing red blossoming on her usual pale face. Oh no...
She then glared at her phone, more specifically Airi's number. Oh she just knew that pink brat was laughing at her now. AND ALSO, she wasn't turned on right now! (She hoped.)
Still... Catching feelings for Minori wasn't the most ideal scenario. Idols weren't supposed to have relationships, and even if she wasn't a normal stereotypical idol, it still felt wrong... to pursue things outside her career.
Hopefully this little crush would die down like all her other crushes before.
***
Stupid Pink Brat
8:20 pm
You: I swear to kami-sama, I'll end you you little pink piece of shit.
Stupid Pink Brat: Ha Ha Kiritani. Revenge is a dish best served cold, my favourite.
You: Your favourite dish is Shizuku. But you find her rather hot, don't you?
Stupid Pink Brat:
Stupid Pink Brat: Fuck you.